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[flustersluts]

me: tell me how badly you need to cum babe

my Stoicist bf: The pleasures of the flesh are fleeting. To waste time and energy trying to achieve a short-lived release is to demean oneself in spirit and mind.

me, who's really into edging: fuck god yes just like that keep going baby

#shut up about how the current term is Stoic the joke doesnt work properly bx its also an adjective:(( #correct*** #flusterposts

[flustersluts]

psa

stop wasting drool!!! wrap your mouth around my pretty fingers and lose your mind instead

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[flustersluts]

i cum so you don't have to !

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[flustersluts]

ngl i do think that some of you can get a little too lost in the sauce with the adjectives when horny talking. there comes a point when youre talking about how my dick is going to be absolutely emaciated that it stops being sexy and starts being very, very funny

#not a real example but some of the shit i read makes me chortle #not in a bad way like im not kinkshaming its sort of just funny in a vacuum #but yknow all dirty talk is roleplay blah blah blah like in the right context this shit can be very hot #its just also a little silly sometimes but thats fun too #flusterposts

[flustersluts]

soooo sleepy cosy rn i keep dying @ my video game 😤😤i need someone sitting on my lap playing it instead so i can grind against them and tease them when it makes them lose 🙄

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[flustersluts]

bad sleep is affecting my ability to think of sexy things to say that make people feel dumb and needy and that's why it's a problem

#dont veen ASK. about my sleep lately #its ok i have a fun new hack to try tonight thats definittely not gonna work #but i can pretend #flutserasks #fuck #wait thats a blessing in disguise bc its the wrong tag #flustersluts #yay #OH WAIT #does this count as a sexy post #like kind of #because i was gna try a new tag #flusterposts #bc although i think it's funny that people have to sift through my dumb posts if #they use the flustersluts tag #i should probably change it

[flustersluts]

desperately need to be running my hands over someone right now and reminding them that i'm the only thing that they should be paying any attention to

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