#for context up until i watched hazbin i was only really exposed thru looking in the loona tag occasionally

[theobot]

ok for fun here's some thing i thought about helluva boss before i watched it (i have now watched it):

1. i truly and whole heartedly did not know they killed people. initially i kept seeing it tagged with hazbin hotel and helluva boss so i just assumed they worked at the hotel

2. i thought moxxie and millie were background characters and probably did not speak the full show/only spoke 2-3 lines ever in the whole show max (this assumption comes almost entirely from seeing stolas say "then what's his phone number" and also the character design)

3. i assumed blitzø was like the guy who manned the front desk at the hotel

4. shortly after i watched hazbin and processed that they didn't work at a hotel i heard the imp jingle and somehow concluded that when a living person summons a demon on earth to kill someone, these were the guys that showed up

5. i had heard of loonas human form and assumed that meant that's what she looked like while she was alive, not that she wore it to go to earth

6. i thought blitzø was literally her dad and that the show focused heavily on them repairing their relationship whenever they were on screen

7. i thought fizzarolli was the unhinged clown villain of a completely different, unrelated cartoon (i assumed he was the villain immediately because he's voiced by alex brightman using the beetlejuice voice, and he's clown themed. i continued to assume this after seeing a very brief clip of the "are you ever sick and tired" fast part of fuck you, like wow the clown villain also hate capitalism)

8. i assumed it was on cartoon network and appropriate for kids (idk how i assumed this one that's on me)

9. i thought stolas was just a pompous bird man and that people just shipped him with blitzø as a fun fan thing, and that in the show they must actually dislike each other (in other words, i kinda assumed it was a radioapple situation)

10. i fully and wholeheartedly assumed all of these characters (except moxxie and millie) as a whole were just side characters that were on screen every once in a while and that i just somehow hadn't encountered the main characters of the show yet

#helluva boss #i'm not even joking #for context up until i watched hazbin i was only really exposed thru looking in the loona tag occasionally #but even then i wasn't huge into kpop band loona and i would scroll past the helluva boss stuff quickly #once i watched hazbin i saw a couple clips here and there on tiktok but even then id scroll past them because i didn't want to be spoiled #because my friend had recommended it to me after they binged hazbin and then helluva boss #as far as fizz went i thought he was a diff cartoon so i want avoiding spoilers i just didn't like him #wasn't #ironic given i'm obsessed with him now #truly the brain rot