#fresa stfu

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the moment Yannis starts getting grey flecks in his hair and beard is the moment you’ll have to put me down like a rabid dog, because I Will be frothing at the mouth

#personal #fresa stfu #i know he’s only 37 and we still have a bit of a way to go but like #thinking about dilf!yannis is MAKING MY BRAIN SHORT CIRCUITNTHTHGHHFHFHBFBFHBFGHBFFBB #IGNORE ME

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y’all I think I might have a crush on yannis philippakis lead singer from foals. just maybe. Idk yet tho

#fresa stfu #i need to stfu about him but i CAN’T #i truly have the brainrot for him #personal

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you ever look at men and think “yeah he’s so gonna be a hot dad”

#??? #ignore me #fresa stfu #< because this is obviously about yannis #hear me out. i just KNOW he’s gonna be a dilf #let him cook for another 10 years i know i’m right #i have a lot more to say about this (important) topic. but i’ll leave it at that #personal

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oh to be in the crowd of a foals show during 2022-2023. god. yannis. those people in the audience really got to witness the thickness live in person huh

#ignore me #personal #fresa stfu

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I NEED TO WRITE A FANFIC I CANNOT CONTAIN MY HORNY ANYMROE

#putting this under the cut because i know y’all are tired LMAO #personal #fresa stfu #problem is: i can’t write for shit

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that man in his 30s is a slut btw hope this helps

#ignore me #fresa stfu

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these stupid men and their infuriatingly fat tits. so annoying

#personal #not tagging this. you WILL see this #actually yeah wtf is this #fresa stfu

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still thinking about Yannis in glasses, this is highly inappropriate of me but that man gets closer and closer to dilfism every time I see him, the more time passes

#ignore me #fresa stfu #aaahhh whatever #more gratuitous thirstposting for the dash

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vent post

#some days i love indulging in the ✨fantasy✨ whenever i scream about my hot band men #but really it’s one big coping mechanism to run away from my own problems and feelings of loneliness and being unwanted #because if i project any kind of romantic/sexual fantasy on someone who doesn’t know i exist then i won’t have to deal with any sort #of rejection or face my fears of being intimate with someone #like i would a real person #that’s why i turn to parasocial relationships as a source of happiness because my real life’s been nothing but unsatisfying for me #which. is admittedly why i pretend their respective partners don’t exist LMAOOOO but it really is sad #fresa stfu #because this is obviously about yannis despite being a ventpost #but not entirely because i’ve been projecting self indulgent fantasies on MANY other band men before my foals obsession

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squishing that older man is beneficial to my wellbeing btw

#personal #fresa stfu #fantastic thought to end the night on #NOW I CAN FINALLY GET SOME SLEEP JFC

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SO MANY PHOTOS OF CORONA CAPITAL 2023 YANNIS IM GONNA FIT HIS ENTIRE BOOB IN MY MOUTH

#fresa stfu #not sfw #????? #ignore me #i’m deleting this later

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my fav meal as of late is life is yours era yannis

#more nonsense for the dash news at 11 #fresa stfu #personal

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yannis is so pretty i need him

#fresa stfu #nothing too bad it’s just unnecessary lmao

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if there’s any audio/clips of Yannis speaking Greek, PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME.

#personal #fresa stfu #because. ew cringe kay why ess

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I am not lying when I say this onslaught of Life Is Yours era Yannis pics on my dash is making my brain mush.

#personal #fresa stfu #ignore me

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I would let wwd era yannis beat the shit out of me (sexually)

#fresa stfu #putting this under the cut bc #yeah #personal #the read more doesn't even work on desktop tf