I am holding you and kissing your forehead and listening to your problems and cooking you food and tell you how proud of you I am and encouraging your growth with admiration.
Get selfworthed idiot
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HAPPY IDES OF MARCH MOTHERFUCKERS 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
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I think about her every day
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"Your Houndooms don't even know Updog." 🙄
" – what's updog? "
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I MIGHT HAVE HOOKED OWEN WITH BEIDOU, LMAOOOO
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I just got my partner with a "are you still friends with dee" "deez nuts" joke and that was the most seratonin I've felt in months
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"Heh... Those cig buds hit different today. Check this out Paps."
"GOTTEM! HAH!"
My inspo
Yes. It's socks in wet sand.
I wanted to fight god but he didn't show up. Pussy.
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skillz: oh i love her, she's in another show i like
me: i didn't need the explanation, as soon as a woman in flannel walked onscreen i knew you loved her
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kaz why do ur hands look so small
dirtyhands more like tinyhands
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[ID: A tweet from @ aitaikimochi on that reads: "Nomura also mentions that even though Xehanort's story arc was completed with the Dark Seeker Saga, that does not mean he will never appear in the story again. If the chance arises, he might appear once more, who knows? lol..." End ID.]
... HA
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dad of the year
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no but this line also seriously rubs me the wrong way
??? what???? i wouldnt even say this to a trusted dogsitter you’re telling me someone you havent seen in years and are on less than ideal terms with swoops in and takes custody of your young child and your response is “do whatever you want with him” are you fucking kidding me? tell me he’s dead to you without telling me he’s dead to you. tell me youre SO mad at your eight year old for not listening to you one(1) time that you don’t care about his wellbeing anymore. you couldnt waterboard this kind of petty resentment out of me
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yo my hair was so cute today tho!
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i can’t find the post but you know the one that’s like “guy who gets out of his own coffin at the funeral and says surprise i’m alive! and everyone just groans bc this is like the eighth time he’s done this”
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get spotter feyed
OGH I KNOW THIS SONG ACTUALLY!!!! @moots me when your mom lol gottem
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if ryuji got to live and hang out with the morning glory kids long enough i know one of them would've introduced him to the concept of fursonas and scalies and he'd go fucking nuts
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