#funsy tag 💒

[1990jeevas]

Bestie bestie gimme all ur favourite horror movies i wanna binge them since i havent watched any of them as a kid (consequence of me only watching 2 movies on repeat)

tbf im not a huge horror guy despite the Everything about me and my blog (a lot of horror doesnt scare me so it just makes me bored unless its horror comedy or there is homoeroticism) BUT

-scream 1996 (u can watch the others if u want but there is a severe lack of faggotry and they arent funny enough to make that acceptable)

-IT 2017 + 2019 (read the book first if u have the time/patience bc the movies are leaving out so much detail but theyre still good)

-seed of chucky (watch bride of chucky too if youd like, you honestly dont need to watch any other childs play movies to enjoy seed tho)

-army of the dead (not rly horror but its zombies so im listing it. watch army of thieves if you want too but that's not horror at all since its a prequel where zombies are unimportant)

-saltburn? does that count? idk its like thriller comedy but a lot of people die so im putting it on the list

-the voices (horror comedy AGAIN im so sorry)

-renfield (okay just assume everything on this list is horror comedy unless i say otherwise)

-missing (not comedy!! this movie had me feeling insane with the plot twist but apparently my mom expected it so maybe i was just being dumb)

-donnie darko (i think its a lil funny but i dont think its supposed to be comedy)

-coraline (this is the only animated movie im mentioning but its like. so fucking good)

-barbarian (this is like if the naked gramma scene in IT chapter 2 was extended and also somehow worse)

-pearl/x (cunty campy fun horror but also. insane. watch pearl first then x if you want extra context but pearl is technically a prequel)

-ready or not (i only saw this once but ive been wanting to see it again ever since but its not on any of the streaming sites i use so i gotta get creative with my searches iykyk)

okay everything after this point is like honorable mentions that i dont rly care about a whole lot but are like good watches anyways even if they arent my faves if that makes sense? like i like them but im not crazy about them

-hereditary

-parasite

-saw (ive seen 1-3 and theyre pretty good but 1 is the only one ive rewatched and if u dont pay attention to it itll feel like a flop bc youll miss all the important stuff)

-us

-midsommar (i dont even rly like this one but sometimes i watch it again anyways just bc it makes me feel normal)

-the exorcist (this is literally the only horror movie that has ever like. gave me actual genuine fear. but that might be bc i was raised christian and watched this for the first time at 9 years old)

#shit self #asks #funsy tag 💒 #funsylovestruck

[1990jeevas]

Look im 5"2 if a man is taller than like... 5"8 it'll count as a long distance relationship ok like genuinely i dont think ppl understand 😭😭 why would i wanna date someone twice my size that feels so uncomfortable plus id have to look up at them all the time so that sucks

honestly im just so used to being surrounded by tall people (most of my friends have been 5'7" or taller and a lot of the people i went to high school with were also in this range) so idm people being significantly taller than me but like its so crazy to me when i see people specifically seeking that out and theyre like my height...like babe you should be happy with 5'6" that's tall enough for people our height.

#shit self #asks #funsylovestruck #funsy tag 💒

[1990jeevas]

Idk abt other ppl but what keeps me up at night is the fact that i had my sexual awakening in the form of the one direction kiss you music video (back when they were popular) right after making fun of my sister for liking 1d and ofc immediately proceeded to lash out by banning myself from witnessing anything 1d related for a while before i gave up and secretly listened to their music but justifying it as hate-watching and when my sister would talk abt it i would say erm actually they suck and i hate them and idk why ppl like them and they're ugly when i had a massive crush the size of mount everest on louis tomlinson and couldn't accept it bc even when i was a child i had to be a contrarian and couldn't just admit when i was wrong. And then years later when ive finally acceptes myself for being a filthy directioner my sister is the one making fun of me for being obsessed with them in the year of our lord 2024. Also i havent listened to anything other than 1d for months now so my Spotify wrapped is beyond fucked atp.

... so how was ur day?? 😭😭

something about this feels like karma like ofc you end up liking them bc u made fun of your sister for liking them, it was bound to happen...but damn being a directioner NOW? gods strongest soldier perhaps. good luck to you <3 get help <3 /j

anyways sry it took me so long to answer, i saw this ask and meant to answer it but since the notif went away i forgot 😭😭 my day has been completely and totally average mhmhm yep :) how was ur day #1 directioner?

#shit self #asks #funsy tag 💒 #funsylovestruck #also i tried sending u an ask a few weeks back but i think perhaps it got eaten if u havent replied to it yet akjsksk

[1990jeevas]

Bestie i drew this kenny while i was out enjoy

OMG ITS MY BOYYYYY‼‼‼

#shit self #asks #funsy tag 💒 #funsylovestruck #kenny mccormick #u drew him so cute TvT

[1990jeevas]

Ok so im a bit sleepy rn but i just realised smth. Im very stereotypically autistic (i do unfortunately love math and science 😭😭) and ppl will acknowledge it by jokingly calling me autistic. And yet if i bring up the fact that i am actually autistic they deny it?? Im weird up until then, but suddenly they say im too normal. I think its just bc they dont realise its a real diagnosis and not a synonym for "annoying". And they get a pass on making kinda rude jokes abt it but if u actually are autistic then they realise that its bordering on bullying. Also bc they get uncomfortable around ppl with any sort of neurodivergency or disability lmao (also im not a white guy so how can i possibly be autistic 🤪)

this is actually such a common occurrence with autistics that aren't cishet white boys that it's crazy like bro even my parents do this shit to me 😭😭 i told my mom my therapist told me im probably autistic (on top of many autistic friends saying the same) and she was like "no you're normal!" as if she doesn't still go on and on about how difficult i was to raise bc im such a picky eater and do things in such a particular way and i always rewatched the same movies and i was always too blunt and i didn't cry when i was supposed to and i would lose my shit if she moved my stuff from where i expected it to be and on and on and on like girl. hello????? also numerous irls calling me weird and saying my social skills are bad and hating how intense i was about interests of mine but then not wanting to think about there probably being a reason for it bc me being a fucking weirdo that they can make fun of just for being a fucking weirdo is easier to deal with. it's rly just like they can't justify bullying someone for being autistic when they know they're autistic but they want to soooo badly :( poor them

#i am luckily friends with exclusive nuerodivergent people irl now but still most of them r adhd exclusive #and even that can be difficult sometimes #anyways #just girly things! #shit self #asks #funsy tag 💒 #funsylovestruck

[1990jeevas]

Anyways bestie i have quite possibly the best thrift find ever and i just had to share it

pls tell me u actually bought this

#shit self #asks #funsy tag 💒 #funsylovestruck

[1990jeevas]

Its the tism isnt it 😔😔 not my fault i cant truly appreciate a show until ive memorised every single line and every detail

no seriously tho...i need to watch shows a minimum of 7 times, more if they're longer bc how else will i know Everything

#shit self #7 times is rly lowballing to like 7 times is for a show with like 1 season #ive probably watched shameless and oitnb in their entirety over 30 times now #and those shows are Long. like almost an hour long episodes and theres like 7+ seasons #god i dont even wanna guess how many times ive watched death note in the decade ive been a fan #or how many times i watched titanic on vhs when my tv only had 2 options: vcr or wii netflix #< my age is showing #anyways yeah i rewatch everything i like as many times as i can #and more times for stuff i hyperfixate on obv #asks #funsy tag 💒 #funsylovestruck

[1990jeevas]

My sister is in university but most of them r my age like 17-20 so yeah

Also i can pull off most styles but if someone doesnt wanna make out with me at my 12 yr old emo boy then they dont deserve me at my coquette cottagecore girl 😤😤😤

ahh makes sense but yeah omg ur so right...they gotta love the 12 yr old emo boy to even get to MEET the coquette cottagecore girlie

#shit self #asks #funsy tag 💒 #funsylovestruck

[1990jeevas]

Tbf we were all drunk so yeah altho theres this one girl thats so fucking pretty and my sister has known her for a while n i talk to her sometimes and like. Shes so cool. But she has a huge crush on my sister 😔😔😔

booo lame 👎 u should def befriend her tho like try to hang out without ur sister and the others if u can even if just to make ur friendship with her more solidified

#shit self #asks #funsy tag 💒 #funsylovestruck

[1990jeevas]

Bestie after graduating hs ive started hanging out with my sister more n she invites her friends as well and idk why but they all rlly like me 😭😭😭 one of em said we should make out but i said im not making out with someone who still thinks abt their ex and she was just like ok fine

bro how old are ur sister and her friends 😭😭 but ya good call not making out with someone who still thinks about their ex YIKES

#shit self #asks #funsy tag 💒 #funsylovestruck #recipe for disaster

[1990jeevas]

Completely unrelated to everything but i just realised. There isn't a single guy i like that isnt short 😭😭 when they hit 180 cm im just instantly like hmmm. Ur no longer a guy i can be attracted to. Goodbye.

Look i crunched the numbers and im completely serious the shorter the guy is the more im attracted to him and sometimes ill be attracted to him specifically bc hes short. Do i. Do i have a thing for short guys or what 😰😰

dude this is such a superior type to have bc its not like people over 6ft are super common anyways...ive never understood the whole attraction to exclusively tall people tbh like i think it can be a nice bonus but im also like 5'1" so anybody can be taller than me even if theyre average height.

#shit self #asks #funsy tag 💒 #funsylovestruck

[1990jeevas]

Dude im going insane with the boops this is the single best tumblr feature ever

they shouldve made her permanent...

#shit self #this ask got BURRIED sry #asks #funsylovestruck #funsy tag 💒

[1990jeevas]

Dude its definitely karma bc i made fun of my sister for a lot of things and ended up liking all of them afterwards like fanfiction and some other bands like fallout boy and p!atd and set it off and. Yeah. I dont think theres a single thing she was into that i dont like rn ToT

Also yeah being a directioner is hard bc I'll see a video of zayn and make an inhuman noise and body gesture and tbh its getting stale like sit ur ass down thats literally just some guy 😔😔

(I havent received any asks btw so it prolly got eaten :(()

tumblr srsly needs a reminder function bc i keep reading asks and then forgetting they exist bc i dont reply immediately and the notif disappears...

anyways yeah honestly i kinda get that, there's def been times where i said i would never like something and then like 2 months later i was into the thing...like i did this with pretty little liars and it became a huge hyperfixation (think running a ship account for a straight pairing hyperfixation. yeah) and i also did this with kinning which was more embarrassing than anything. "oh ill never be a kinnie" bakugou katsuki be upon ye. and now i cant stop picking up new kins.

i so get that tho like not with zayn specifically cause 1d is rly not my vibe but ive been a kpop stan for years now and i still act like a fool over these men like. get a grip brother!!

#dw abt the ask btw i was mostly just saying hi hru but with sillays #i think tumblr has been eating my asks a lot recently tho #which is annoying as hell #shit self #asks #funsy tag 💒 #funsylovestruck

[1990jeevas]

What i find rlly funny is how i tick every single box of autism in the most cartoony way possible and yet ppl will be like "omg ur so weird!! So quirky!! Ur so autistic (derogatory)!! But not actually autistic you cant self diagnose or call urself autistic bc that means ur doing it for attention ur completely normal-"

Im not even self diagnosed btw, i just dont have an official diagnosis for multiple reasons. But even then, like. Idk. I once watched a bit of young sheldon and i was just sitting there like yeah this is great. This is me.

Ppl could make the biggest autism caricature and ill be like "omg so me fr" so now i think the only thing missing is the cishet white boy aspect 😃😃

(Btw im also trying to find more nd irls to hangout with and the difference is night and day. Its legit much less stressful. So yeah i hope u find some amazing friends irl who wont treat u lesser and will support u and ur needs <333)

HELP SRY I FORGOT TO RESPOND WAHHHH IM SO SORRY FUNSYYYY

but ya seriously i didnt even seriously consider self dxing until my therapist one day was like "yeah u probably have autism" and the only reason im not diagnosed is bc i stopped therapy shortly after (not that i wanted to but that's a whole other can of worms) so we never got around to scheduling something and now i would have to do twice the work to get diagnosed through my regular doctor probs (plus money i dont have to get tested to begin with)

honestly i dont even identify with a lot of autism related media but its like i have accidentally surrounded myself with other autistics (and nds in general) both online and irl purely bc we function the same and are more conscious of each others different needs in a way that will help us have a safe space with each other or whatever, but its still like irl i tick so many boxes for autism that its like if i was just a cishet white boy i probably wouldve been diagnosed in elementary school.

#shit self #asks #funsy tag 💒 #funsylovestruck

[1990jeevas]

Bestie quick question is it a universal experience to have a list of movies/shows to watch that keeps getting longer but u still dont watch it bc a new show would require brain space and ur brain is currently busy with this other thing that u like and u need to squeeze out every ounce of juice out of it and then when ur done u can finally watch smth else or is it just me

i think this is just adhd

#possibly also the tism #i do the same thing tho i just find it hard to watch new stuff bc uts unfamiliar and my favorite #shows snd movies r easy and comfortable and if i havent watched them over 100 times i probably missed stuff #shit self #asks #funsy tag 💒 #funsylovestruck

[1990jeevas]

I will stick with mostly emo/alt styles instead of scene bc its a bit more oit there yk

yaaaa that makes sense!!

#shit self #asks #funsy tag 💒 #funsylovestruck