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lupsviolin · 5 years

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“THIS TASTES BITTER” WITH TAAKITZ.... if ya catch my d rift...............

i saw what you were asking for and i decided to take in a WHOLE other direction. sorry not sorry at all.

warnings for: non-graphic descriptions of blood and violence, ridiculous crack (as in, taking everything the mcelroys say at face value), 1400 words of nonsense

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“Shit, shit,” Taako said to himself as soon as his assailants left him alone. His hands tied behind his back in a dark dungeon, out of spell slots from his earlier altercation, he felt more annoyed than anything else. Of course he wasn’t scared- he was Taako, from TV, from the Day of Story and Song! He’d give these guys a piece of his fucking mind- as soon as he had time for a rest. Being captured by necromancers wasn’t too bad, really, was it?

Still, the slash on his stomach didn’t feel great at all, and the stones below him were getting scarily damp, and he wondered idly how someone tells the difference between a mortal wound and an immortal wound. He hoped that he didn’t have to find out... hoped that maybe someone would come rescue him- someone- aha- tall, dark, and handsome?

Yeah, that would work. Little embarrassing, to be a damsel in distress, but he really didn’t see a better way out that didn’t involve physical combat, which he hated more than a whole lot of things.

Wiggling his wrists from side to side, he managed to find enough slack in the rope to fumble for his Stone in his pocket- thank god for whoever put pockets in this skirt, because they’d taken his bag when they caught him without searching him further- and, without looking, dialed Kravitz’s number.

“Hey, bones,” he said as soon as Kravitz picked up.

“Taako!” Kravitz seemed geniunely happy to hear from him, not at all annoyed at getting a call during work. “How are you?”

“In a little bit of a predicament right now. Not sure how long I’ll have to talk, I’m kind of busy, hah, all tied up, you know? Anywho,” he said, realizing that he was rambling and maybe wasting valuable time- when had the walls and ceiling gotten those weird black spots all over them?- “I need a ride home.”

Then, in the interest of saving his energy but also to create an air of mystery, he hung up and dropped his stone back in his pocket.

All things considered, it had been a great plan. Kravitz had shown up in less than a minute, fucked up those necromancers (Taako loved to watch him at work out in the field, and this time he had a front row seat) and then knelt down next to Taako, gasping and staring at the slice in his stomach in a way that made him feel, okay, a little more worried than he had been.

“Am I gonna die?” he asked in a comically exaggerated voice, trying to lighten the mood, but it seemed like the joke went right over Kravitz’s head.

“Not if I get you home, fast, and get you to a healer.” Oh, no. Anyone but-

“Merle?” Kravitz said into his stone, and Taako knew that this was it, that yeah, he was gonna be toast real soon thanks to Kravitz’s reluctance to get him to a real-ass doctor. “We’re going to need your help, at Taako’s house, very soon. Bring your bible,” he added, and wasn’t that unneccesary, didn’t Merle carry the thing around like a comfort blanket?

He laughed deliriously at his boyfriend, patting him on the arm, watched as Kravitz took his scythe and opened a tear in space-time, and then proceeded to pass out in Kravitz’s arms like some kind of Victorian chick. His last conscious thought was, At least Krav’s going to fuck up Merle when I beef it.

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He woke up to the feeling of being trapped, unable to move his limbs. Ah, damn, he thought, again?

A few seconds later, he remembered that he had eyes, and slowly opened them to find himself not tied up in a dungeon, but trapped between Kravitz and Lup- when had she gotten here?

Maybe, he said to himself, I should let them think I’m still asleep, see what they do. But that idea went flying out the window when he shifted around a little bit, trying to get comfortable, and felt his abdomen scream in pain. He revised his estimate- okay, being captured by necromancers had, apparently, been really fuckin’ nasty.

He let out a small, pained noise, and Kravitz and Lup both immediately turned to look at him, as did Magnus, Merle, and Barry, who had gathered by his bedside.

“Taako!” Kravitz exclaimed, clearly terribly relieved. “You’re awake! How are you feeling? Do you want-”

Taako cut him off with a kiss, deep and tender, in part to get that look off his face and in part to mess with Lup. It had the desired effect- Kravitz melted into his arms, and Lup made a gagging sound and put her hand over her eyes.

“Thanks for the ride, babe,” he said. “Did Merle do anything at all? I still feel like shit.” That was a little bit of a lie- he definitely felt a whole lot more alive than he had back in the dungeon. But he was still in enough pain to make his head spin whenever he moved.

Kravitz nodded quickly. “Lup,” he said, loosening his grip on Taako a little, “can you grab us some healing stuff from the big pantry in the kitchen? I want to stay here and keep an eye on our number one patient.” He grinned a little, and Taako wanted to wipe- or kiss- it right off his smug fucking face.

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Lup returned with an intricately-shaped bottle fill with a bubbling navy blue liquid, and honestly, whoever had made a health potion and not colored it a pale red deserved to have their apothecary closed.

“Drink this,” she said, handing it to Taako. “You’ll feel better.”

He made some muttered retort about how he wasn’t a baby, but uncorked the bottle and took a long sip.

“Tastes bitter,” he complained, and then a second later, spit it halfway across the room, coughing and gasping.

The mood in the room dropped about ten degrees very quickly. “Taako!” Lup cried. “Are you okay? Kravitz, do you keep- do you keep poison in here?” Kravitz shook his head, and opened his mouth to ask Taako what was wrong, but Taako cut him off.

He waved a hand vaguely to signal that he was fine, and then started to laugh, grabbing his midsection in pain and shuddering with laughter.

“It tastes bitter,” he repeated with a howl of mirth.

When he finally managed to calm himself down, rolling back onto his back and spreading out his arms, he saw five very confused, rather concerned faces. He saw Merle whisper to Barry something that looked suspiciously like he’s finally cracked up, and Barry looked as though he was considering it a possibility.

Taking a deep breath, he pointed one finger at Merle.

“Listen, old man,” he said. “Just what fucked-up spells did you cast on me while I was out?”

Merle looked affronted. “Healing Word and Cure Wounds, what else? Got something to complain about? You’re alive, ain’t you?”

“What else?” asked Taako, raising his eyebrows, sounding more serious than any of them had heard him since- probably since Story and Song. “Tell me, or I’ll cast Zone of Truth.”

Merle took a small step back. “Well, I, when I was trying to do Healing Word... you know, it’s a hard spell-” (“It’s level one!”, he heard Kravitz interject) “I messed up the incantation a little, think I got something that was kinda Purify Food and Drink, kinda Dispel Magic. I dunno what the hell that would do, though-“

Taako leaned forwards and hugged him.

All the onlookers exclaimed in shock, like spectators to some kind of fucked-up sports game.

Magnus, for the first time in his life, was the first to catch on. “The curse!” he exclaimed, punching his fist in the air and whooping like a Fantasy Simpsons character. “The key lime shit! Dude, I thought you were joking about that!” He clapped Taako on the back roughly, then shot Kravitz an apologetic look when he realized his mistake.

Taako grinned and shook his head, releasing Merle and covering his face with his hands, overcome with joy. “Little guy did something right for once in his life. Now, Krav, be a dear and go get me some wine?”

Being captured by necromancers was the best damn thing that had happened to him this year.

#this got VERY out of hand VERY fast!!#the adventure zone #taz balance #taz taako #taz kravitz #magnus burnsides #merle highchurch #taz fic #my fic

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moonshugar · 7 years

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steemit beta | fbianon Sign Up Login Submit a Story new hot trending promoted Fbi anon returns to 4chan 14 days ago ausbitbank70 in fbianon The original FBIANON that gave a lot of good information months ago has returned. The information given in his last appearance, turned out to be legit and showed geniune inside knowledge of the Clinton investigation and a coup within the intelligence community. Hopefully this will be the same. I'll try to capture all of the relevant info here in this format : Question (from other 4chan users) Answer (from FBIANON) Original Post by Anonymous (ID: qxwGMxKu) 02/16/17(Thu)11:20:04 No.112808283 News from the inside: The shadow government is real. There are some good people on the inside. Vault 7 refers to the FBI data vault containing information about the 7th floor group. This data vault is currently only accessible via direct personal access. It is literally a server room in a bomb/electromagnetic proof vault with zero outside access connections. Global elites, The Bilderberg group, Zionist Elders, corporate entities, and banking entities comprise the bulk of the middle echelon. It is estimated that there are approximately 7 supervisor entities that pull the strings of the middle henchmen. We believe one is dead and two others have not been heard from since the election of Donald Trump. They have gained control of the intelligence organizations, the media, and some politicians. If they wage war on Trump then they wage war on the people. You must start fighting. This is a cyber war and an information war. There are no rules. There is no parley. There are no prisoners. There are no innocents. Win at all costs. How'd wikileaks get airgapped materials? There are some good people on the inside. Do you have a single fact to back this up? Not a one I'd never be involved in something like that~ Keep your eyes on the data dump sites. I presume things will tart to appear once it's scrubbed and verified. (as best as possible) Save it. Put it on a thumb drive. Things are going to get crazy soon. Is the server in Antarctica OP? It's in the Rockies. Colorado area. Trump is literally a kike-loving Zionist but are the Zionists trump-loving? Of course they aren't. Please don't be that dense. Backstabbing is what they do best. Simply look into Zionist dealings with Hitler or JFK. Hitler's gave them Israel. JFK's gave them nuclear weapons. What's next on the platter I wonder? Hint: It involves Russia. Vault 7 refers to the FBI data vault containing information about the 7th floor group Then why did Julian Assange show a picture of the actual Vault 7, which is a seed vault? Because sometimes things are to be inferred instead of taken literally. like what's going to happen? Civil war? give us something concrete that happens on a specific day If the plans of the shadow government come to fruition: World War with Russia. It's being pushed very hard right now and they are trying to make Trump the Martyr. If Clinton had won it would have been a smooth transition. The initial plan was: Escalation of civil disorder Gradual disarmament of civilians Displacement of existing civilian populations Bogeyman Russian War. Divorce of the US and it's government Deployment of Continuity of Government under benevolent guile Revocation of rights and freedoms for the "good of the nation" Conquest. that seems a little far fetched You're probably thinking too short term. This is maybe a one or two steps per generation thing, but it's been going on since Bill's first term. Bill's reward: favorable economics during his servitude to the beast. Trump really messed things up for them, big league. 1) what did he mean by this? (Mr. McCullough testifying before Judiciary Committee) watch webm 2) what about depopulation, was that really part of the plan? Nice catch. You're very clever. ORCON mostly, plus see 1) The world war is the depopulation program. Look at how many people died in WWII. Now with the technology we have today, the death toll would be immensely more. How do they do hvac inside a sealed vault? The servers would overheat. The room under it handles cooling. The server vault is in a mil base in the Colorado Rocky Mountains. It's underground. Then again I don't recall saying it was air tight, but it does use positive pressure filtration I guess so it's semi air tight. A lot of your are really over thinking this server room thing. It's an archive room with a server in it. One server and a few terminals. All of the data is dead (unpowered) until a request is made to move it. This makes the information impossible to access. The only active system is one hard drive that is an indexer. You use the index to find the blade. it's then retrieved and you access it. Got any thoughts on the Federal Reserve and Trump? Fed reserve has been laying low and saying nothing. They are part of the banking entities I mentioned in the OP. Trump stumbled into this hornet's nest with good intentions and ambition to help people. He honestly loves the US with an intense passion. I presume he's feeling pretty lonely as an outsider. Which is why he's been quieter than usual lately. Is it, by any chance, the underground Cheyenne Mountain complex? aka NORAD? Bingo The question is: who is using the other 70% of floor space, and who is the other 95% of staff? It's not quite like that. It's CoG run amok though. They operate within the open government because of all the compartmentalization. The good guys do the shadow government dirty work without even realizing it. They've gotten very sloppy because of trump and it's starting to come undone. This is why everything seems to be escalating so rapidly. They're trying to rush to the finish line. By finish line, you mean the next step of their plan--war with Russia? Yes, that is the pivotal event. If that can happen so can the rest of the plan for conquest. The depopulation plan is much more sophisticated than this and the only reason it hasn't been carried out is because the tech isn't complete for it yet. You jump to conclusions. World War does not mean nuclear war. Also nuclear arsenals today are less destructive but far more immediately lethal than depicted by the media. They are basically high altitude gamma ray bursts and nothing like the bombs dropped on japan. Those are considered primitive now. You are, at best, very compartmentalized. True. I only see the tip of the iceberg. Red Box Class III G. mil guys will know what that means. Could you give us the geocache on the location of the military base in Colorado and I'll check it out? Secondly, how do you propose we fight back? 38.73309130062022,-104.84680652574752 Fight the media with the truth. They are using techniques to break morale. In other words turn the red pill dial to 11. It's going to be hard. They literally have infinite money, not to mention government sanctioned drug running, arms dealing, and human trafficking. They're taking advantage of the same disenfranchisement that led to Trump's victory to promote violent protests. Thank god lefty protests are weak as fuck, but I'm genuinely worried about the first days of right wing riots. You know Damn well its going to be brutal. All Mil and most of DoJ(mostly FBI) is on Trumps side CIA NSA are severely compromised due to the Bushes. CIA Especially because of Bush Sr. NSA should simply be considered Domestic CIA Clinton, tried to take hold of FBI through Obama but it was thwarted. Comey is out for her blood believe it or not. You mean it's a meme war /pol/'s anti-propaganda is strong. Your intel is good. You know stuff before most of us do. People have been taking interest in you. Some good some bad. It's a unique delivery method of information and it works. People are listening. "Red Box Class III G. mil guys will know what that means." I don't recognize this at all, at best it sounds like some kind of AIT-related weeb reference that only a specific MOS would understand, which really limits the number of people. And considering my background, that means you weren't Army and if you were, this is a reference from Ft. Meade and not Ft. Huachuca sections of AIT. It's a SAP class. I only expected you to understand red box. But you're a quick thinker. I like that. Was Fbi anon legit? If so did that cause a stir? FBI anon is legit. Yes that's present tense. Are there /pol/acks on the inside? A lot. How does the Coup in turkey play into this Turkish Coup was Iranian in origin. Meant to fail. You did notice how cleanly it all happened? Right? The deeper point is that Trump was blustering about all this, you could say they are on the same side if you stop pretending Trump is on your side, but they are most definitely not on the side of the public Trump persona Check the news. 12D Chess. One step back two forward. OP-do you know if/when Wikileaks will release Vault7 info? Or are they trying to push some coalition inside the U.S. to do it? No idea. It's being scrubbed internally. I have no information about their operations nor they ours and that's how we stay on good terms. 7 Supervisor Entities? Are these people, groups, or.... They are people. One is dead. They died about 1 year ago. Powerful but almost never heard of. 2 are silent as far as we can tell. Here's a nugget of intel: Numbers stations are still used by these people. want to elaborate on Soros and Ukraine? I'm not privy on that one but There was a large "exchange" relating to some natural resources in Crimea. Putin said "Nope" because of the involved parties. Put a big damper on the pipeline plans. Made many "investors" upset. Now they want to have a war. Is Dave Flinstone in Hawaii in a NOC? Can you shed any light on this? It's somewhat urgent... Cheesybay/Hawaii pizzagate compilation I'll tell you about Comet when it's over ;-) We heard yesterday that Trump has JSOC locked down. True? Nope The data on hard drives degrade over time , especially when powered down -> due to random electromagnetic noise you will get bits that flip over time and will corrupt data and make it useless -> you cannot simply 'store data dead until a request is made to move it' unless you store it on TAPE -> just ask google. Microfiche, and that isn't stored here. I'm pretty sure it gets put in some warehouse similar to the on at the end of the Indiana Jones movie. I'm serious. I think you are misunderstanding the purpose of this room. It's for active orders and intel. Not long term storage. So what's the upshot of all this. You're telling us to redpill people and not giving us anything to go off of. The stuff we know everyone already knows but is too afraid to say. Give us something real. Motivation to keep doing what you're doing. It's working and it's helping. Sure there is a lot of banter, but that makes work productive. Because of your diverse origins and semi anonymity, you've become this chaotic nexus of intel and truth. Keep finding dirt on these people spreading it through your alternative media sources and we will follow leads. If there is enough credible evidence we'll nab them. More like JFK did everything he could to prevent them from getting nukes and then was killed for it. If you're a spook you must not be the sharpest tack in the office. Hitler died fighting them when they changed the agreement for a better offer https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haavara_Agreement JFK was killed for attempting to stop them from developing nuclear weapons. http://mondoweiss.net/2015/07/president-inspections-facility/ This is all basic information Pic related? Any chance of an intentional recession to make Trump look bad or strain American politics? It's definitely something the Fed and friends can do. Yes there is a chance. But Hillary was a sure thing and pre-election investment momentum is barreling forward. They can't all pull out at the same time or it looks like a red flag. Watch investment trending. Find the bots that monitor trade volumes. What was the No. 1 threat that Obama and Trump keep referring to that Trump keeps repeating he was surprised about? Russia? Pakistan? Israel? I've heard the pakis keep their nukes on moving convoys.. Chinese nuke subs in the Pacific How fake is climate change? Real but not from people. Ice and tectonic subduction zones releasing CO2 I'll keep an eye out for future replies and update as new information surfaces. I'm hoping that this recent batch of layoffs on floor 7 is another sign of major changes happening right now. What do you think ? Let me know in the comments ! Lets connect ! steemit / twitter / gab.ai / keybase I also made : steemviz / steemvids / steemcap / steemleak / promo fbianon pizzagate pedogate fbi 14 days ago by ausbitbank70$55.68 230 votes Reply 35 13587

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