#god i know gothams exploitation film industry goes crazy....

[martyrbat]

batman: gotham city secret files and origins

[ID: Bruce Wayne and Commissioner Jim Gordon sitting together in a movie theater. The screen shows the DC Comics logo and Bruce excitedly whispers to a silent Jim, “Shh! It's starting!” Jim murmurs back, “That's just a trailer.” On the screen, it shows a woman that's supposed to be Selina Kyle. She has a short black bob and make-up on despite being in an orange, prison jumpsuit. The voiceover narration prompts, “In a world where no one is innocent—who will punish the guilty?” The actress is shown breaking free from a guard's grip and starting a riot. It shows several snippets of scenes, including: one of the cops stabs another prisoner, a shower scene (where limbs block the genitalia and breasts), the actress in a short dress and wrestling a cop off her and then kicking another guard's ass, and her threatening one with a knife to their neck. The voiceover continues: “Catwoman—Kitten In A Cage. Coming soon from DC. Women's prison will never be the same!” Jim glances over and asks, “What do you think, Wayne?” Bruce is reaching into his popcorn bucket as he looks up at the screen unimpressed. He responds, “Not my cup of tea, I'm afraid.” END ID]

#god i know gothams exploitation film industry goes crazy.... #do you think they have troma films #the fights if toxic avenger (‘the first superhero from new jersey’) or batman would win in a fight.... #anyways.... theyre on a movie date...... old man yaoi lovers we stay winning #c: batman: gotham city secret files and origins #crypt's panels #batgordon #bruce wayne #jim gordon