#gonna say toodles now! ciao!

[keeps-ache]

hmmm. the vibes. they are strange

#just me hi #hhhggghhhh #so many things don't make sense.. ouh.... #//i gotta make food in a minute. the choice is between beans and corn ! #beans could be nice.. corn is great but i don't know if i want to go through the whole buttering and salting.. butter is not my favorite lo #most milk things aren't ! cheese is on some thin ice i'm telling you hhfsh #//also i've been having these typos where it's like a verbal mistake #like you might say 'graph' instead of 'grab' #that keeps happening!! i think it's cuz everything is stored as sounds and i'm not paying a lot of attention while i'm typing lol #//speaking of sounds i was talking with flame about telepaths and i think it'd be a lot more interesting if they were less soul-readers and #more electric-pulse readers that can translate them like a language. i think it'd be neat :> #like they could read a telegram before it got somewhere yknow? #/not that telegrams are used anymore. but i think that's a real shame! sure we have texting and stuff but telegrams were so cool !! #i also think we should bring back the pony express. it would be fun lol :3 #//i still have to make food.. wah.... #guess i'll go do that then #refried beans + a couple tablespoons of water + generous amount of cumin + a puff of garlic and it's really nice :D #cuuuuuuuuuuuminnnnnn my belooooooooveeeeed ♩ #//OH i think i'm gonna try using bl3nder again too !! #cuz i want to learn how to animate with it so !! :33 #apollo said he'd teach me so i guess i'll be attempting that later if i can remember #RIP my computer though she's not gonna like what happens next hghbsfhvh #//okay now i'm goooinggg i'm gonna makes Beans #toodles. ciao. adios. bye :3

[coquelicoq]

have you ever felt dissatisfied with phrases like “i’m gonna go now” or “see you later”? have you ever wanted to sound like more of a tool while taking your leave? if so, i’ve got you covered with these valid american slang alternatives:

i gotta jet

i gotta motor

i gotta bounce

i’m gonna bail

i’m audi 5000 (or just “i’m audi”)

peace out

smell ya later

and if anyone says one of these things to you, be prepared with one of these appropriate responses:

see you in hell

later dude

okay toodles

keep it real

catch ya on the flip side

not if i smell you first

if you want to suggest to a companion that you should leave together, the options are:

let’s bounce

wanna get outta here? (which carries an additional connotation of “i’d like to get in your pants”)

let’s blow this popsicle stand

all right, i hope this helps. peace out my dudes, it’s been real but i gotta motor, ciao

#this started as a joke and it's still a joke but also i'm serious #i use almost all of these and can vouch for the tooliness factor #i actually have no idea if these are solely or even primarily american slang #but they are all indeed part of my regional dialect #i was just thinking of 'i'm audi 5000' and wondering if nonamericans use that #i think it is used elsewhere in the us but i don't know if it's used in other countries #(i'm a native speaker of western american english fwiw) #english #slang #my posts

[ponderingpigeonsims]

C:”Well, if it wasn’t quite late when we left Gram and Gramp’s, it definitely is now! The metro is most surely closed now… We’re gonna have to order a cab…”

N: ”Oh, don’t bother with that! I’ll have my chauffeur drive you home.”

R: “You’re gonna wake him up for that?! No, we’ll take a cab, don’t worry.”

N: “Hey, I pay him well for that! And I would never forgive myself if something were to happen to you and I could have sent you safely home. It’s not a problem. Just take the elevator to the basement and I’ll let him know.”

C: “You won’t get a complaint from me! Bye Nigel! It was so nice to catch up with you! We should totally get together for some relaxing painting after I smash the Academy’s corrupt system. *raises eyebrows* You be good to my sister! You hear me?! Or you will be finding a headless teddy bear in your bed one of these days… so I’ll let you say your goodbyes now…toodles!” *walks to the elevator*

«Shit. shit. SHIT. Out of ALL PEOPLE my sister could have played her little games with… it had to be him. Cerise, you’re gonna need to burn that place to the ground and more to impress him.»

N: *slightly scared* “She’s… not kidding, isn’t she?”

R: “You honestly never know with Rise. *chuckles* Hey…thanks for being there for her all those years ago, at least for a while. I guess you were both going through a rough spot. Hmmm…You really are puzzle Mr.Mayor. So many layers… you might not be hopeless after all…”

N: “Hey!  I’m human! YOU are the one full of surprises! My neighbours are your grandparents? We used to go to school together? You sister was one of my only friends? Feels like… destiny. It’s going to be quite an adventure, I can already tell, but I am looking forwards to it. Ciao, bella!” *pecks cheek*

R: *pecks lips* “Goodnight… tree whisperer” *walks to the elevator*

«Shit. shit. SHIT. Houston, we are officially, royally and …literally… fucked.» 

#notsoberry #not so berry #not so berry challenge #notsoberrygen2 #notsoberrychallenge #not so berry gen 2 #sims 4 #sims4 #sims 4 legacy #sims 4 story #sims 4 gameplay #nsb #nsb2 #nsbrose #notsoberry gen rose #nsbsims4