#gotta keep ur girl on her toes yaknow

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What people think Hobie is doing vs what he's actually doing

#*picks up Diane and tries to body slam her* #they're 'playfighting' (actually fighting) #gotta keep ur girl on her toes yaknow #he does it in front of people too #spiderman #hobie brown #marvel #spider man #atsv #spider punk #spiderpunk #across the spiderverse #DiscoSpider #hobie brown x reader #hobie brown x oc #hobie brown x you #hobie brown x y/n #hobie x reader #hobie x you #hobie x oc