#hang on i need to go convert 96.6 pounds to kg

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Hi it’s me again, back with more Pokémon brainrot

Satan and the glameow/purugly line

Dude imagine it evolving in the middle of the day and suddenly it’s over 10x it’s normal weight (it would be funnier if it’s jumped into someone’s arms and just crushes whoever it is-what do you mean you don’t want a whole 96.6 pounds and cat in your arms)

oh he would be so offended that whoever names pokemon called this cat purugly. he'd be mashing furiously through ik's pokedex trying to figure out who did it so that he can call them and give them piece of his damn mind, because NO cat is ugly and HOW DARE THEY IMPLY SUCH A THING

i think he would be a teensy bit sad that it can't ride around on his shoulder anymore (like ik having taught it to while it was still a glameow), but the good thing is purugly still adores him, so he can use it as leverage against his brothers - who do not want to get scratched, thank you very much

#answering asks #scarboryfairbanks #pokemon trainer ik #hang on i need to go convert 96.6 pounds to kg #alright so i think the brothers would be able to carry purugly reasonably easily still #but ik would definitely have a harder time of it #every time purugly tries to jump up onto her shoulder like it used to it knocks her clean over #sometimes it can still balance itself on satan's but it's so much effort that it usually doesn't bother