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ladiesoftheages · 18 days
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Someone remind me sometime to post my essay about the way people talk about Henry VIII
#i’m a disability studies major#and one of the most common topics of conversation in dis studs#is the relationship between disability and villains#and that people with disabilities are often made out to be villains#but villains are also made out to have disabilities#because disability is a manifestation of inner evil#shakespeare famously did this with r3#but it’s an idea that goes back pretty much to the bible#and this idea is so ingrained in our culture we do it withiut thinking#and people absolutely do this with h8#calling him a monster…guess what?#that’s a manifestation of this idea#harping on about his weight and using ‘fat’ as a perjorative?#that’s also a manifestation of this#for people that don’t like h8; it’s not enough for him to have just done bad things#he also has to be grotesque and deformed because that just proves how evil he really was#it’s funny the number of times people have talked about h8 in this way to me#and i’m like…girl if only you knew that i’m a disabled person whose academic career is literally dedicated to this very subject#and you’re just feeding me even more evidence that proves my point#but i digress…#henry viii#also don’t even get me started on the people who have gotten mad at me for saying h8 was disabled#because as well as people who villainize disability#there are also people that sanctify it#and think that all disabled people are perfect little angels who can do no wrong#(the overwhelming message you get from doing disability studies is that people’s attitudes on disability are just fucking WEIRD#and why can’t anyone just be NORMAL)#disability#disability studies#i wonder how many people actually read the tags…
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millennialdemon · 3 years
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Coming off of true trainwrecks the likes of Mars of Destruction and Skelter Heaven, I actually came out of Dark Cat with a sense of respect and gratitude for its competence. 
For the uninitiated, Dark Cat is a notoriously bad OVA from 1991 that you will see listed in many Worst Anime Ever countdowns. It follows 2 brothers, “dark cats” Hyoi and Rui, who investigate supernatural happenings and purify evil with their somewhat undefined powers of shapeshifting and increased strength/agility. The majority of the story in the OVA is about a school girl named Aimi, who is pining after her childhood friend Koizumi, who since the rejection and sudden death of his crush, has been suffering a depressive episode and ignoring her. Hyoi and Rui sense dark forces are manifesting at the school, and they keep an eye on Aimi while fighting off the increasingly brazen appearances of demonic enemies.
A monstrous ex-dark cat named Jukokubo is revealed to be manipulating Aimi with his dark powers, and Hyoi and Rui fight him, but not before Aimi succumbs to the evil magic -- as well as her own violent jealousy and overprotectiveness of Koizumi -- and transforms into a horrific tentacle monster that kills seemingly everyone in the school.
In the end, Koizumi realizes that Aimi was in love with him the entire time, and doesn’t fight her when she engulfs him completely. Apparently this act of selfless love was enough to purify them both, and although they do indeed die, their souls are “light” and able to ascend. This throws a wrench in Jukokubo’s plan to prove that humans are The Worst, so he turns tail and leaves his boss fight against Hyoi, threatening to return again. In the epilogue, Hyoi and Rui reflect on the mission and wax poetic about the nature of humanity while crossing a busy street.
… Ehm… happy ending, yes?
Now then: there are actually quite a few things I enjoyed about Dark Cat, and they are all very simple things that I had come to miss after days of watching other entries from the Bottom of the Barrel.
It had a narrative, and was -- mostly -- comprehensible in its storytelling, as rushed as it may have been. There was an undeniable presence of an art director, something I’m not convinced was present in a few of the other similarly rated titles I have seen. Some of the shots were noticeably well composed and even clever, and required an artistic vision and some decent effort to create. The animation wasn’t awful, the designs ranged from serviceable to genuinely charming (I like the subtlety of Hyoi and Rui’s cat-like features!), and I liked that the characters actually emoted. It wasn’t as generic as I expected and took some risks, even if they didn’t pay off and left it with a reputation of being “too grotesque to be enjoyable”.
I can understand the common criticisms of the gore and body horror being poorly animated, but I won’t decry it for existing and “being ugly”... of course it’s ugly, it’s body horror reminiscent of The Thing from The Thing. (Now would be a good time to warn people not to look this OVA up, unless they are sure they are okay with body horror and gore of this calibre. Tentacles with teeth and spines rip out of people’s skin from the inside and deform their hosts, it is quite awful! I would also include a warning for trypophobia -- there are shots where the mutations form clusters of holes on the skin.) The body horror in Dark Cat being disgusting and making my skin crawl isn’t a fault -- I think it’s the intended purpose. Though I will concede that:
The phallic imagery of the horrific flesh mutations, particularly that of the teacher who attacked Rui, was… bizarre, considering that otherwise the OVA isn’t particularly dark in tone or otherwise sexually graphic.
Perhaps having grotesque body horror is completely unexpected in a story about two bishounen teens (?) who can turn into cats and fight ghosts. 
Yes, Dark Cat, the OVA put on Worst Anime Ever lists for being a grotesque spectacle, is just as commonly placed on those lists for being a dumb anime about guys that can transform into house cats and who fight supernatural entities with not so amazing powers. This is a gripe I’ve seen in a few popular reviews, but there was no point during my watching experience that I thought, “Man, these teens are pansies, they don’t even turn into big scary lions or anything! What’s the point, it’s practically a power-down! cinemasins ding” because I don’t go into anime expecting every single male character I see to be Big & Strong & Cool, because I uh… don’t have brain worms I guess? I don’t know what to say about this criticism really, other than people who watch a lot of shounen have very strange hang ups about super powers. 
Otherwise, it seems the biggest reason Dark Cat is lauded as One of the Worst -- perhaps even ahead of the silly concept and nauseating gore -- is actually because of the abysmal english dub. It’s my honour to say that I didn’t watch the dub, so it doesn’t factor in at all into my impressions! 
So in the end, perhaps my only true gripes with Dark Cat are:
Despite having no particular issue with body horror and gore existing, the extent of destruction and graphic death gave the OVA a bit of a snuff film vibe.
The conclusion to the story was quite bad. 
It could be surmised by the brief plot outline I wrote earlier that Dark Cat isn’t a very complicated story. Demons and ghosts exist and wreak havoc on emotionally vulnerable humans, and supernatural soldiers try to mediate between the realms by purifying tortured ghosts and saving those dragged into darkness by evil entities. These beats are common in the supernatural genre of anime, but Dark Cat’s handling of its tragic morality tale left me more confused than anything.
Koizumi didn’t do anything wrong -- he shouldn’t have had to die for the sin of not reciprocating Aimi’s feelings, nor for developing depression after the rejection and death of his classmate and crush. Aimi… did things wrong, but was nevertheless the most compelling character in the OVA. Throughout Aimi was kind, patient, and forgiving when it came to being treated badly by Koizumi. In the finale however, it is revealed that Aimi was the one responsible for Koizumi’s crush’s death, assumedly having murdered her out of jealousy or out of revenge on Koizumi’s behalf for hurting his feelings. Prior to this, the first students to be killed by the tentacle monsters just happened to be the ones that had bullied Koizumi in class earlier that day -- implying that Aimi was getting revenge on them, as well.
It was with these revelations that I started to wonder: Why not just let the flesh monster manifest as a direct result of Aimi’s negative feelings? Aimi confessed to murdering Koizumi’s crush before the events of the OVA -- would she have done so if she wasn’t being influenced by the malignant force set on her by Jukokubo? I feel that her arc would have been much more interesting without the introduction of a non-compelling and badly designed villain like Jukokubo, because then we would know it was all her. Even if she was influenced by forces exacerbating her pre-existing jealousy and rage, that is a more satisfying option than having a big dumb green cat of a villain to trace everything back to so neatly. 
And really, what did Jukokubo do in the story beyond take the spotlight, and the blame, from Aimi? He had some previous relation to Hyoi and Rui, but it’s not developed at all, and his ideological rivalry with Hyoi was trivial. Hyoi could have come to the same conclusions about holding out hope for humanity without Jukokubo there to insist he be a guest to debate on his political podcast.  
The lack of accountability regarding Aimi is a part of why the resolution to her conflict with Koizumi feels so wrong -- he succumbs to her feelings because he realizes the evil was born from her suffering, and he feels that he has to sacrifice himself to make up for unknowingly hurting her so much that she turned into a monster from hell. In the end she is absolved via being purified and getting to die with her spirit entwined with Koizumi’s, and he apologizes for having not recognized how he was hurting her. 
Aimi kills his crush, kills his bullies, and ends up -- inadvertently, at least -- killing almost all of their classmates, because she was tilted about her childhood friend not realizing she had romantic feelings for him. And when Koizumi learns all of this, he apologizes and dies with her, and this is proof of humanity’s goodness? The dark clouds part and the rain stops and Aimi and Koizumi ascend in a heavenly ray of light, because he decided, while she was devouring him, that he was wrong to ignore his murderous best friend’s love for him?
I guess it’s fine -- it was probably mostly Jukokubo’s fault anyway, and everyone was just an unfortunate victim of his meddling… 😒
Other than the bad writing, the string of deaths that happen in the finale when the monster lets loose in the school are quite uncomfortable to behold. Deformed student bodies are splayed and strewn around classrooms, and the bullies are rendered into unrecognizable mounds of pulsating flesh in their homes. The violence of a fight against a monster like this, I can handle, but the graphic images of helpless death were difficult to stomach. And in this OVA, there is no miraculous reversal of the demon’s damage once it is purified -- there is no implication whatsoever that everyone who died isn’t still just as dead as Aimi and Koizumi in the end. 
The main thing I was actually worried about when I watched Dark Cat was that there would be sexual assault, thanks to reviewers griping it for “generic hentai tentacles”. I am relieved to say that there is none, at least not insofar as deserving a comparison to actual porn. There is sexual content scattered throughout the horror scenes: The occasionally phallic appearance of the tentacles, shots of the tentacles coming down from under skirts, and there is one shot of nudity when Aimi’s shirt is ripped open as she transforms, though I would say it’s too horrific and ugly to be sexualized or otherwise considered “fanservice”.
What is the point of the hits of sex imagery in Dark Cat? I have no idea. This isn’t Alien, it isn’t about the horror of sexual assault or the violence of creation -- though the main horror of the scene where Rui is ambushed by the teacher seems to be that she uses magic to seduce him, only to reveal a very phallic tentacle from her mouth that she means to kill (or infect…?) him with, which can have multiple, potentially offensive readings… it is a one off, however -- and there doesn’t seem to be any moral posturing about it as is often seen in slashers. I couldn’t parse any sort of consistent STI allegory regarding the plague of tentacles upon the student body, despite how many summaries I have read that describe the tentacles as that, a “plague”. 
… I realize I am probably the only person on earth to give any aspect of Dark Cat’s production this much thought. To sum up: It seems to just exist for the shock value. Considering the extent of disgusting imagery already present a la The Gore and Deformation of Human Bodies, I don’t think this OVA benefitted from featuring some explicit looking tendrils, beyond cementing its abhorrent reputation.
Is this all to say that I think Dark Cat is a good OVA? No, of course not. It’s tone deaf, and tasteless, and has awkward pacing and bad writing. But compared to the utterly soulless and artistically devoid works the likes of Skelter Heaven and Mars of Destruction, I would say the fact I was able to write this much about Dark Cat is testament to that fact that it at the very least, contains content -- and some of that content was like, decent! Skelter+Heaven was such a mess it was all I could do to understand the sequence of events, and Mars of Destruction was so bland I literally have no posts about it on the blog despite watching it more than once. Psychic Wars was a snoozefest I barely finished that similarly has no mention on the blog, and Hanoka’s production gimmick couldn’t save it from being a totally forgettable romance story. 
Therefore, Dark Cat is the best worst title I have seen thus far, by virtue of being executed with an average amount of competency for an OVA from the early 90s, and for having a balance of good and bad elements that gave me something to hold onto and mull over after viewing. 
3/10.
Oh, and I loved the bad 80s insert songs.  
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two-are-the-trees · 5 years
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31 Days of Poe Day 6: “Hop Frog”
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An Edgar Allen Poe… fairy tale?? I have to say, I didn’t know what to expect when reading Hop Frog. I knew the general premise, but I was unsure if this would be a comedy or a horror story. Even once I started reading it, it was hard to tell just what the overall tone will be by the end. It is written very much like a classic fairy tale, with a kind of matter-of-factness that mellows even the most outlandish details. This confusion did not detract from the story, however, in fact, the more I read, the more I enjoyed the tale. It’s an incredibly unique story that blends the moral complexity of Poe’s characters with the simplicity of a folk tale.
The story focuses on Hop Frog, a deformed court jester who, along with his good friend, Trippetta, regularly performs for a king and his court. The king and his seven ministers are fond of grotesque and cruel jokes and they often abuse Hop Frog for fun. One night, as the king and ministers are asking for Hop Frog’s help in planning costumes for an upcoming masquerade, they force him to drink wine, which gives him a very bad reaction, and they throw wine in Trippetta’s face and shove her to the ground when she attempts to help her friend. The king and ministers continue planning the masquerade after this incident, but Hop Frog quickly develops his own plan to improve the party.
This story really demonstrates the variety in Poe’s writing style. It’s written very differently from Poe’s other works. The narrator is not actually Hop Frog or any named character in the story, but merely someone who lives in the kingdom, as they refer to the king as “our king.” This gives the impression that the story is being told orally, in the way that fairy and folk tales were originally told around the fire. The language is also rather simplistic for Poe, adding to the effect that this is the type of story to be passed down conversationally.
The simplistic story, much like “A Cask of Amontillado” also allows for some wonderfully on-the-nose commentary. The king and his ministers are bumbling and over-indulgent, rejecting any intellectual comedy in favor of low-brow pranks and downing goblets of wine without pause. Hop Frog, while considered the absolute lowest class of society, is by far the cleverest character in the story and maintains more integrity and competence than the rulers of the land. It is not difficult to note the stab at elitism here and the fairy tale format only proves that this kind of critique can transcend time periods and societies.
Would I recommend “Hop Frog?” I really thought the answer would be no, but, after reading it, I have to say yes! I don’t think every Poe fan will enjoy this story. It is very different than his more famous works and it doesn’t carry the same gothic tone that we all love so much, however, if you are curious about some of Poe’s other styles, definitely give this one a read. Even if it doesn’t seem to be grabbing you at first, make it to the end and I think you’ll understand how this is still very much an Edgar Allan Poe story.
For more analysis (which contains spoilers!!!) please read below the cut!
I think the main thing that grabbed me about “Hop Frog” and the element that would inspire the most debate is the climax and ending, specifically regarding what this does for Hop Frog’s character. We realize with dawning awe and horror as the masquerade scene progresses that this is ultimately a pretty gruesome revenge story. Hop Frog convinces the king and ministers to dress in incredibly flammable costumes of tar and flax, essentially convincing them to prepare for their own deaths, and then chains them to the chandelier and burns them to death in front of a massive crowd of people. Hop Frog even has the key to the ballroom so that no one can escape from the locked doors and they all must watch as their rulers die an agonizing death. Poe shifts from his simplistic fairy tale style to more detailed language as he describes the horrifying charred remains of the eight men hanging from the ceiling, so burned that they are not even recognizable anymore.
So, with all of that said, how is one to view Hop Frog? In the climactic scene, Poe gives him a rather monstrous appearance. He is described as grinding his “fangs” in anger and pretends to joke sadistically with the king right up until he burns him alive with his own hand, pretending to want a better look at the group and then setting their costumes on fire with his torch when he gets close. Even before this, in the scene after the king throws wine in Trippetta’s face, Hop Frog is described as grinding his teeth in animalistic anger and then suddenly shifting to sinister composure and friendliness, all the while forming this plan to murder the king and ministers instantaneously. Hop Frog’s response may seem like a severe reaction to the events that have just unfolded. After all, it was just a little wine thrown. Perhaps this indicates a streak of evil genius in him, demonstrating just how dangerous an angry schemer can be.
Honestly though, despite the grisliness of the king and ministers’ deaths, it is hard to fault Hop Frog for his actions. Hop Frog is ultimately set up to be admired for his wit and skill, and he manages to maintain his sense of self and his honor despite being an outcast in society and a daily victim of the courts’ abuse. On top of that, his devotion to Trippetta through all that they have been through together is the thread that holds his integrity intact, as he is ultimately carrying out his revenge because she was threatened. This is a story with much more weight behind it than an incident with some wine. Hop Frog’s final snap against his rulers signifies years of abuse, disrespect, and isolation. It could also be representative of an upheaval of ancient and elite classes as lower classes and marginalized groups can only take so much abuse before they need to take action. Hop Frog’s revenge is so severe because it serves as a warning to oppressors and elite leeches on society: cruelty and abuse will one day come with a horrific price.
So, what do y’all think? How do you feel about Hop Frog’s revenge? Does Poe switch writing styles effectively? Is Hop Frog a heroic figure? If you have something to add, please comment on this post or send me an ask! You can also use the tag #31daysofpoe to create your own response post!
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So the people 4900 humans were mutilated
They were cut up and dismembered while alive.
Alex says you want to know what i think.
I don't want to.
Because what i know is this is the tip of the iceberg. What you saw today was the ones that are normal.
There are going to be worse cases that will be surfaced.
What you saw today was mild.
What i feel is irrelevant. I don't have the time not opportunity to reflect and feel about those cases
You know how i feel about human trafficking. You know how i feel about abuse. You know how i feel about people harming humans.
I should not have to explain how i feel.
You need to know it will be worse.
14000 estimated... Only 4900 had physical distortions you could see. The rest were metaphysical and under the skin. Under their clothes.
The horrific procedures these humans suffered courageously only to live in pure Hell...
I will not minimize the suffering of any human.
However the physical mutilation of what you will see in the future is much greater. Frankenstein doesn't even cover it.
You'll see people with all skin removed. All bones removed and still expected to work. People with exposed brain tissue. Their hair growing out of their brain because they have no skull.
I've talked to most and minimized most of their pain and blessed the facilities they were in so they could not feel harm nor new victims if they were taken in.
They did not want to surface to land until the time was ready. Because they are horrifically disfigured.
They did not want a full heal. Nor did they want desth nor removal.
They wanted to be safe and allowed to present their bodies to you. The rest of the world.
To know why to tell you how this happened to them.
Many have lived in these conditions for over 200 years. Hidden. We closed as many off to predators as well could by feining their deaths. By their bodies laying on top of each other in open door ways. And me screaming they were dead. So we were able to close the labs for the time being.
Sneak food to the victims through another pathway.
S0 for 200 years they have waited to tell you all how lucky you are to only have been kidnapped. To only have been raped. To only have lost your jobs and forced to stand 4 feet away from each other.
Some but not all want a full heal.
So the zombie apocalypse we have had on tv and y'all dressed up for on Halloween -- it was for them. To tell them they would be accepted on the top soil of the Eaerth, as they are.
Because they wanted to know they would be safe and unharmed further. And I wanted them to know they would be loved.
Out in Corsicana Texas is where we will find most. Under ground in a lab North West of the city.
It is requested you proof the existence. A newspaper or date on phone or some way of proving these people are for real being rescued this day and age in 2020 AD e.
Only previously selected elite will attend the
What I feel is grief. And sadness.
2/3 want to come to the surface of the Earth to simply die. Once and for all.
But we won't allow that. Their shame. Their wanting to hide their bodies. They want to protect what has been done to them
They want to hide in shame and anxiety for what abuse they suffered
They do not want to stand tall and proud and say "i am human and I have a right to live"
They want to finally say to all of us "I am not as good as you and I will die before you to prove it so"
I could cry all day for my broken heart for them.
And so instead in my usual fashion i am gonna slap their fucking face and say wake up beasts. I fucking love you. And you're not dying because you don't like the mirror.
And so we have a whole thing organized and planned for two days.
They do normal shit although they look like Hell. Potato sack races and Warrior training all kinds of shit.
So we will have Team Elite compete with The Underground Victims.
I think the Elite Military will fail. I think this because they train to save other's lives while the underground their own and others and they know the horrific things that can happen.
So when y'all are allowing Evil to be saved
Our 200 plus year old humans in hibernation under ground will come out and show you why you cannot EVER allow that to happen again.
I wrote in dramatics. But reality is horrifying.
Several other mutilated and severely damaged "corpse" will fly in. Some from right here in New Mexico.
Trees will build invisible walls to prevent others from trying to get in. At times they will be visible and will block the view. Especially for frightened children that may have came to look.
There are 3,475 that are just over 200 years old. They wanted to come out when it was safe from aliens
I assure it is not. However this morning tree asked if they were ready to surface. They said no..
Tree said "fuck shit you're coming out. I don't wanna hear youre sorry we have fun and games planned"
Slowly their fear disintegrated into acceptance.
They were told if they lost at the games and they would -- then they would be able to die freely for eternity's sake.
They were happy to never have to live again.
I will win. That is all I have to say.
So play the hardest. Play the best. Don't give pity to another team. Both sides kick ass.
We have Team Mutilated like you saw today. We have Team Mutilation. We have Team Death and Team Elite.
So we are doing this Olympic style... But each team gets a trophy... So track If Team Mutilation doesn't come running across finish until they are actually #8 their trophy will represent that. If they're last place then they are.
So each team will get placed. And then their overall team placement will be getting a trophy at Diamond. Gold. Titanium Steel and copper.
Of course we will have the actual winner list so if Team Elite beat at the first five levels. It will be recorded.
The point is. Humans have survived in shame for 200 years. Only for you to witness their beings and then die.
So i want them to see while they are some of the worst -- they are not the only. And while our strongest and kindest military competes they will lose because they don't have 200 years of physical training. They don't have 200 plus years of physical memory. They haven't spent 200 years paying attention how their body is or works
I expect Team Death to win at all categories except a small handful.
That is why i said i win. Because i want them to try and i want them to prove to us that live only 40 to 100 years and were all shriveled up in wheelchairs why the point is to survive for eternity. I need them to show us the difference in their physical blessings and a regular human being.
They agreed to but also said they wanted to die.
So y'all believe in miracles. I have more than one planned. They don't have phones. But i talked about it the other day. The P-word and 4 words in the thesaurus.
I am hoping they feel love and acceptance and finally actual pride in the first time in over 50 years.
Not just pride. But pride in their human bodies.
That in itself is a miracle.
And then I can perform more.
And if they don't want to try to live... I'll ask them if they want to if they got 5 thesaurus words some of y'all looked up... And then we will magic them up.
Like I said. I will win.
I say me perform -- my associates the Trees will actually. We have had a lot of practice and discussion.
Matt Hagan is one of the Zulululu aliens which performed abortions then sewed the babies to the outer limbs or the parents So "they always hold their children" and quite a few more grotesque things.
Remember while they don't look human, they are. So if you watch the games live don't cheer for their deformities but what they can do despite them.
So you can say "man look at that 13 armed dude go!! Omg he has 13 arms how amazing is that" because he's juggling or catching frisbees and playing with 9 other people and not missing one. You applaud the skill they now have not the pain they suffer. In my example i pointed out the dude has 13 arms then said what he was doing was amazing.
I did not use proper punctuation. Just like verbalization doesn't either..
So don't accuse any one in your house of making the injuries they sustained insignificant.
The point is to show off their skill and survival DESPITE what the bastards did to them.
So even if your kid says "I wish I had 13 arms" they're not dismissing how fucking horrific it is.
They are saying "wow that guy is my hero"
"I'm jealous. The things I could do like him"
Let the people in your house and home have freedom of expression. Even if you don't understand what the fuck they are saying or where it comes from.
I'd rather hear envy than disgust. So would they.
Yes it will freak the fuck out of you. So the goal is to find one that fascinates you. Or you feel comfortable looking at.
There are some that honestly always freaked me out and they would say "see? How can we go back to our lives when you are one of the nicest and even you can't stand to see or touch them?"
"Because Alex is afraid of my favorite and I'm afraid of his favorite"
"It won't never work then. We can't allow people in fear of us. Its just not right. We will just stay here then for all of eternity"
So the delicate gifts our Eaerth has is these humans.
View them as your schoolmates and best friends.
Of course we will heal them and tattoo their old nemises of themselves on their skin. They will choose. It will be painless. Like a painting with paint. Liquid regular paint.
There are 13000 participants. Only 1/3 will actively be in the games.
While the spectators are waiting my children 9 of them and likely 10 I have here in the belly will apply beautification to those who wish to survive.
Slowly the stands occupants will change to the most beautiful humans you have ever seen in your entire lives.
So one active jogger in a game of soccer will look up to see his wife. He's decided to die. She has not. And he won't find her. Because she's too beautiful. It will change his whole world, his whole mind.
"Oh well I'm gonna need to be handsome then" will say the man with a nose surgically removed and placed upside down with hands from his armpits and no arms. No neck. No throat. No upper jaw. He is one of my easy "but what am I gonna do with these? My wings?" That is what his wife calls his hands.
She feeds him she has his arms wrapped around her throat. But she's mostly in tact. Her nose is also turned upside down and her ears. Her teeth are flipped out. They used plates to push them out opposite how we use teeth braces.
"Its pretty horrific. But we are going. I got strong legs and skill" that is what he says. So i developed the games with him. And some others.
Long long time ago. They did not want the rules to be relaxed for them. They said they would refuse to play if they thought we took it easy on them.
Just for the way they look. They say Red Bull gives you wings. He truly has them. You'll see an interview with him. He can't talk very well at all it is very very muffled like he's under water or has a pillow shoved in his face because he's pissed off his wife again. ;)
So he will show you all what has happened to him. He has his wrists attached in his arm pits so he can rotate his hands.
Y'all will probably want more than 1 tv per room you watch in so you can see their glamor upgrade and the games and a 3rd if you wanna see how they live and function in the home.
I suggest if you can borrow tv from the bedrooms and line them up in the living room or den.
Or use a big screen/projector. So you can see more than one channel at once.
Volume I suggest the in home because they will speak there. And you can hear them.
Glamour my girls will announce their names and dysfunctions and then glamor up. So that should be on closed caption so you can read as well as sports
But I totally challenge you to volume on all 3.
I would sports lowest. Glamor mid and home life up most.
If you practice fine tuning your ears you can hear all 3 perfectly.
Become a freak like me.
So what do i feel? Excited and happy. I feel love.
Because there is a future. And I am sure we can convince the rest to have one too.
Hashtag Freak in social media to show support.
Please.
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