#he really is the tallest in his entire family 😭😭

[ikram1909]

Gavi having the time of his life playing with his family 😭😭❤️❤️‍🩹

#my babyyyyy #he's so cute 😭😭 #he really is the tallest in his entire family 😭😭 #pablo gavi #baby waby #I miss him so much ☹️

[shankschewtoy]

Hiii🙏🥺I saw ur event nd I wondering if it's okay if I requested some Whitebeard with 5) dinner with your family ,just make it pure crack plz ur humour is elite and I feel just Dad whitebeard Just trying to have a good family dinner with his 258 child he adopted is a good time 🧍🫰🫰 plz nd thank uu

a/n - oh my god. YES. MY TIME HAS COME. aw that makes me so happy that my humor is funny 😭💜💜 imagine how many dishes there’ll be 💀💀 I added Oden and his friends because they’re a part of the crew too :)

headcanon prompt 5

Warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, crack/fluff, platonic

- dinner with your family was… fun??

- you were helping your pops set the table with thatch while the others were busy wrapping some last minute presents

- it was cold on the ship, so everyone was either shivering in a little ball by the fire, or they were absolutely immune to the cold (ace+marco)

- the amount of plates you had to set on the table was ridiculous

- and god was there going to be a fight over who had to wash all these

- “Y/n!!! Is dinner ready yet?! I’m starving-“ Ace said, scaring the absolute shit out of you from behind

- you ended up kicking him in the face, which was pretty amazing since he was so tall-

- poor ace

- “Ace! Didn’t mean to kick you-!”

- “….mhm.”

- he was holding back tears, it hurt so bad 😭

- Thatch was lecturing him how he couldn’t cry because that wouldn’t be manly or some shit as Marco tried to give him and ice pack

- “Y/n, can you round them all up in here?” Whitebeard asked, sitting down in his chair, handing you the bell

- You grinned, this part was your favorite

- you stepped outside and onto the tallest place of the deck, bracing yourself with an excited smile on your face

- you started shaking the bell as loudly and as obnoxiously as you could

- Izou woke up, falling off the bunk bed, messing up his hair

- Oden was absolutely frightened 💀 he was running around trying to see who was attacking and where the danger was so he could “pulverize” it

- This was their first Christmas with the whitebeard pirates! You had to make it memorable for them!

- you took a deep breath, grabbing every single amount of energy from your stomach

- “DINNNERRRRRR!” You yelled, your voice seeming to absolutely shake the entire ship

- poor izou. he kept trying to fix his hair since it was all messy from sleeping, but with your screaming, he was too distracted

- he couldn’t get his lipstick right either 😭😭😭

- there was a thud, and then all of the crew, all of your siblings started crashing through the door, sitting down at all the tables with an enormous amount of energy

- “What is all this?” Oden asked you with an amazed gaze, staring at the many plates laid out on the tables

- “It’s a feast, welcome to the crew!” You said cheerfully, jumping down and waving to all of your bright and happy family

- ace thought carrying seven plates at once was an amazing idea, so he had three on each arm, and one on his head

- what was nice is that the food stayed warm since he’s literally made out of fire 👍

- Oden literally jumped down, almost landing on top of ace before he managed to dodge

- Oden was just as excited as everyone else, and he started jumping around with Marco and the others

- whitebeard walked out with the biggest plate of meat you’d ever seen

- thatch had really outdone himself this time :)

- it was a large family, but it was a damn good one

- whitebeard was telling ace not to drink to much since he was so young still

- “Idiot- you’re not an adult yet.”

- “Pops it’s fine! We’re pirates!”

- he ends up chugging the whole bottle and then whitebeard had to carry him to bed at 7pm (for reference this party ended at around 2am)

- izou had finally emerged from his room, his hair done, and his makeup done perfectly

- it took him an hour+ but-

- at the end of dinner, you were helping thatch and marco clean up while the others put all the chairs and tables away

- you came to see that the kitchen sink was full of an ungodly amount of plates

- you were about to ask your brothers something, but when you turned around, they were gone

- “YOU JERKS! GET BACK HERE!”

- they had already run away 💀 fucking assholes

- ew. The dishes were about to literally overflow from the sink 🥲

- whitebeard peeked inside, dragging Marco and Thatch inside by their collars, “Do the damn dishes. Don’t make your sister do all of them.”

- “….ok pops.”

- they had no choice but to listen to him, or who knows what would happen

- it was a chaotic Christmas, but spending it with your family made it so much better

- having help with the dishes was all thanks to whitebeard, what would you all do without him??

- marco would’ve ended up looking like this bitch for the whole series. Whitebeard gave him his glowup ✨

a/n - sorry but Marco looks like he woke up high on some shit 💀

#one piece #one piece hcs #anime hcs #whitebeard pirates #whitebeard one piece #edward newgate #marco op #ace one piece #portgas d. ace #marco one piece

[spacecadet-ticklesinspace]

Family Time

Summary: During a rainy day, Otto and the Peters spend some time together ❤️

(This was an older idea that I've been dying to finish ❤️ In love with fluffy Octodad 😭 hope you enjoy ❤️)

Otto listened as the rain pounded outside. This storm had rolled in out of nowhere and soaked the entire town of New York City. It wasn't bad for Otto, just meant he spent more time under his electric blanket, but it was hard for three certain Spiderman who had to spend their patrol in sopping wet suits.

When they had tumbled back into Otto's lab, all three were shivering messes. The older scientist and four worried actuators had ushered the boys through the door to his apartment to change and warm up.

Now Otto was perched on his chair finishing another project when his actuators alerted him there was another person in his lab. "Hello little Peter."

Peter 1 giggled as he stepped closer. "Hihi Ottoho!"

The older scientist turned to the youngest. He was dressed in a pair of warm sweats and thick socks. Otto set aside his tools. "Warmer now Pete?"

One nodded and rocked back and forth on his feet.

The older scientist raised an eyebrow. "What's got you all bubbly?"

"Nohothing."

Otto narrowed his eyes at the youngest. "Oho really? Then where ahare your other partners in crime?"

The youngest Peter giggled nervously. "Ihi dohon't knohow."

Flo, Moe, Harry, Larry? Keep a look out.

Yes Father.

Otto then leaned closer to Peter 1. "Your actions sahay otherwise."

One squeaked and turtled into his shoulders.

"Ohh. So you doho know something."

Peter 1 grinned nervously. "Noho!"

Father! There's two figures crawling in the back of the lab.

Bingo!

Otto reached forward and pulled Peter 1 into his lap. The older scientist turned his chair in the direction the four actuators had told him. "I know you two are back there."

Peter 1's nervous giggles picked up. "Noho theheyre nohot!"

To your right Father.

Otto wrapped his arms around the youngest and turned his chair slightly to the right. "Come on out you two troublemakers."

They're going farther right father!

Otto turned his chair farther as he wiggled his fingers toward the youngest. "If you two don't come out, I have no choice but to get your brother."

One's eyes widened as he eyed Otto's hand. "Oh no."

Otto smiled. "If you give them up, I'll let you go."

With a grin, Peter 1 shook his head.

"Suhuit yohourself."

Behind you Father!

Otto turned.

In front of you Father!

Otto turned again.

Behind!

No in front!

They've split up. Track them.

While the actuators kept track of the two Peters, Otto rested his fingers on Peter 1 side. "You two have 10 seconds before I tickle him to bits!"

"Eep!"

The older scientist drummed his fingers in place. "10 . . . 9 . . . 8 . . . 7 . . . 6."

Both actuators started to move up toward the ceiling.

"5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . ."

"One!"

Flo and Harry wrapped around two figures as they dropped from the ceiling.

Otto grinned at the older two Peters. "Well well well, whahat do wehe have here?"

"Dang it doc! Sometimes your actuators can be a pain in the but!" Three teased.

"They've been a pain in my backside long enough for me to know that."

One of the actuators whined.

"You know I love you all Moe. I really do."

The grumbling actuator rested it's "head" on Otto's shoulder.

The youngest Peter giggled and squirmed in Otto's hold.

Otto sighed playfully. "I guess I could let you go, but do I really want to?"

Peter 1 gave his best puppy dog eyes.

"You haven't asked me to yet?"

A blush spread across Peter 1's cheeks.

"Tickle him Otto!"

"Yeheah doc! He's too cute!"

One glared at his brothers. "Hey!"

"Alright you two. That's enough." The actuators plopped both older brothers in his lap on either side of Peter 1.

Once he had all three, the older scientist wrapped his arms around the trio.

"What ahare yoho doing Otto?" Two asked.

"Can't I just give you all a hug?"

Three turtled into his shoulders. "Nohot wihitout some alterior motihive!"

Otto wiggled his finger into the tallest Spiderman's side. "Whatever could you mean Peter?"

"Eep!" Three grabbed Otto's wrist. "Otto!"

The smile on Otto's face grew as he wiggled a finger into Peter 2's side. "I can't believe how jittery your brother ihis today."

Two broke into airy giggles. "Nononono!"

The older man looked down at Peter 1. "Both of them are jittery todahay."

The youngest nodded. "Ihi knohow!"

A hand on each side of One squeezed his sides and two voices simultaneously exclaimed, "Shut up!"

The youngest threw himself back in surprise, taking some of the wind out of Otto in the process.

"Oof! Hey!" The older scientist squeezed both of the older boys' sides. "Wahatch it!"

All three Peters were now blushing, giggling messes in Otto's hold.

Can we have a turn Father?

You four want a turn tickling them?

Yes please!

The older scientist chuckled. "Go right ahead."

The four actuators squealed in joy before zooming forward to claim one of the Peters. All three boys eyed the actuators as they circled around.

Peter 2's eyes widened when he caught on. "Call thehem off!"

Before the other three could comment, all four actuators descended. A collective squeal echoed in the lab followed by loud booming laughter.

Meanwhile, Otto chuckled at the delight from the boys and from the actuators. The warm laughter inside counter acted the cold rainstorm outside. The three Peters looked so young and carefree as they cackled from the ticklish affection.

Look Father! This one sounds like a mouse!

And this one sounds like a pig!

Mine's cuter!

No mine!

A chuckle slipped out. "Whahat aham I going to do wihith you all?"

Once the boys' laughter started turning breathless, Otto called off four whining actuators.

"You can't tickle them forever. Besides, it's bedtime."

Now the boys began to whine.

"Now now, none of that."

Peter 2 turned to Otto. "Do wehe have to go to sleep?"

"Yes." Otto motioned to Peter 2's eyes. "I can see the tiredness from here."

Three sets of puppy eyes trained on the older scientist.

"No, you're not pulling that one on me." Otto loosened his grip. "Now off to bed, all of you."

After a few more playful groans, each Peter gave Otto a hug before chasing each other out of the lab to bed.

"I better not hear you three playing around in there!" The older scientist teased.

Otto turned back to his desk with the sound of laughter ringing in his ears.

A head peeped back in. "Are you coming too Otto?"

"I'll be there soon my boy. I just need to finish some work first."

The smile Peter 1 gave didn't reach his eyes. "Oh, okay. Good night."

A pang of guilt cracked Otto's heart.

We could go too Father.

I don't know Larry?

All four actuators turned to the older scientist. Please?

Otto eyed the pile of work on his desk with some hesitantion. He knew this needed to get done, but did he really want to right now?

"Well . . . I guess we can finish this up tomorrow."

The four actuators let another high-pitched squeal and began to gently pull him toward the door.

The older scientist chuckled before clicking off his desk lamp and making his way to the apartment.

#lee peter 1 #lee peter 2 #lee peter 3 #ler octodad #ticklefic

[msm-tsotmw]

/ooc (but special this time)

I AM GOING TO FUCKING INFODUMP ABOUT THE CREW!!! YEAAAAAAH!!!!

(me spouting shit under cut, also user @paidexp come get yo food 😎)

Sprigg does not consider themselves a nerd, despite fitting under literally everything that makes one a nerd. They were also probably bullied in high school. Poor nerd intellectual being.

Toorie is not only the tallest in her friend group, but also the second-strongest. She can carry Mondo over her shoulder like a fucking potato sack.

Mondo is… actually fairly strong for Mammott standards. They’re able to lift things like couches and all of his laundry, but he isn’t really that strong compared to their sister.

Mauna is not only fluent in translating cryptic Monster World messages, but can speak many Human World languages as well! That means she doesn’t fall for any “keys cow in Tagalog” jokes. (I won’t fall for those either.)

Flitz is terrible at keeping secrets. Expect that to play a part in whenever Mondo and Toorie become a thing.

Jeeo has been mistaken for a Jeeode multiple times in the past. You can’t blame his parents for naming him “Awdajeeo,” which is supposed to sound like the musical term “adagio.”

Sprigg, as I’ve probably said a few posts ago, is aroace. They DO secretly read romance novels when nobody else is around, though. honestly same, I brainrot over ships and make shit up about them while being an aroace myself-

Toorie is not only bi, but also trans! Her friends and family have been very supportive of it ever since she came out.

Mondo is also bi and trans! Many of his friends don’t really know that, though, because he Became Boy before they met Toorie and Sprigg.

Mauna is a lesbian, as evident by her relationship with Moperetta! Everyone she knows is super supportive of this.

Jeeo is gay! He hasn’t had any relationships in his entire life, though. damn nobody want him fr 😭😭😭

Flitz is pan! She’s had crushes on MANY Monsters before, but has eventually gotten over them. She might get another one sooner or later though hehe!!

Sprigg probably had a My Little Pony phase. I have no idea what the TSotMW equivalent to My Little Pony would be, though-

Mauna is allergic to tree sap. Good thing that amber is made of tree resin, which is actually different from sap!

Flitz can hit notes higher than Ariana Grande or Mariah Carey. She once accidentally broke every single piece of glass on Air Island while singing what Monsters call the “Human World Yay Song.” You probably know what they’re talking about… iiiiiii don’t want a lOt-

Jeeo isn’t scared of any bug or arachnid; he sees all of them as friends! He’d get fatally stung by a fucking scorpion and go “ah, friends have their arguments!” and then heal in like 5 seconds. He’s literally Scaratar and Loodvigg’s son, of course he’s slightly overpowered.

Sprigg is a MASTER roaster, actually. If there’s a Monster that they aren’t really fond of… well, fuck. Prepare to get microwaved for about 6,000,000,000 minutes, if that’s even possible-

Mondo can snowboard very well! He’s also decent at skateboarding, but doesn’t get to do it much since Cold Island’s paths are slippery and someone could get hurt while skateboarding on one.

Mauna and Toorie are the only ones who know how—and are allowed to—to cook. Sprigg would spend too long measuring all the ingredients, Mondo is banned from the kitchen, Flitz is terrified of the stove, and Jeeo would probably poison some of the ingredients by accident.

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aaaaaand that’s basically it!! I’ll probably come up w/ some new stuff another time, but I hope you liked reading me being silly about these fuckheads :>

-Mod Jimmy 🗣️

#🗣️ talks #msm #my singing monsters #msm au #my singing monsters au #furcorn #furcorn msm #pompom #pompom msm #mammott #mammott msm #kayna #kayna msm #tweedle #tweedle msm #ahralliday #ahralliday msm

[mx-kay]

could you write headcannons on stranger things g/t? or story prompts? i love to draw, but my head is empty rn 💀

Oooooo, my two current hyperfixations! I’m going to go ahead and apologize for the length. I haven’t even started typing and I just know I’m going to ramble. Anyways, I hope something in this is what you’re looking for ♥️

• Sizeshifter!Steve has my whole heart. I especially love if his tallest was normal human height and his smallest was 3-4 inches, and it’s emotionally trigger-based. The reason he masks his emotions behind either anger or joy is because any other emotions make him lose control and he shrinks. Also, I hold smol!Steve very close to my heart, he needs more love and care. I feel like he think of himself as insignificant or lesser, especially if you add in this AU, and he really needs to be shown how important he is.

• Same could be said for sizeshifter!El, since her existing powers already tie so closely with her emotions. She also simply doesn’t know how to regulate emotions due to being raised in a lab. Ngl, Brenner would probably give her emotion suppression drugs because teaching her to control her emotions wasn’t working, she simply feels emotions too strongly. Now that she isn’t being forced to take them, it’s hard for her to adjust to them.

• AU where Steve’s house becomes a hotspot for borrowers to live. Like, literally everyone else is a borrower except him. He first learns they exist because the party does something stupid and he spots them, or something of the like. He slowly becomes friends with everyone and helps them when’re he can. His house now has catwalks and pathways around the house so no one accidentally gets stepped on or hurt. Steve actually saves an injured Eddie off the side of the road. The latter had been trying to relocate after being found in his old house and was attacked. The entire Hawkins borrower network knows the Harrington household is safe.

• Smol!Dustin would get in so much trouble all the time because he’d try to befriend any animal he sees. Even known predators. He wants a pet so bad.

• Lucus and smol!Max playing with those little finger skateboards. Max definitely knows more tricks. Lucus would try to defend himself, but he’s smiling the whole time.

• Smol!Robin but harpy-style. Actual robin wings. I imagine she absentmindedly pulls out feathers and has to keep her hands occupied so she doesn’t get bald spots are hinder her ability to fly. She’d jokingly try to “nest” in Steve’s hair just to mess with him.

• AU where the party all end up living in the high school together and get co-parented by Steve and Eddie. They’re all kids so they slip up easily, and the two teens are constantly covering for them. The party is moved into Steve’s house when he graduates. Hopper shows up for one reason or another and it turns out he was basically El’s dad before she inexplicably disappeared years ago. He’s also currently taking care of the Byers family. The Wheeler family is close by (Jonathan is still dating Nancy). Everyone then ends up relocating to the Hopper-Byer household. (I probably explained this one terribly sorry)

• I have a huge soft spot for bat!Eddie, but I need a design where he’s more of a tiny human with bat wings/ears. Or just tiny!Eddie in general. There’s a lot of content where he’s the giant of the situation, but I really like exploring him as a tiny. I feel like his escapism tendencies would get him caught so fast 😭

• AU where Steve thinks he’s being haunted by Eddie. It’s actually just tiny!Eddie but he doesn’t know how to explain his situation and keeps trying to reveal himself in really bad ways.

• Tiny!Will 🥺

• But also giant!Will who’s scared to touch anyone because he’s so terrified of hurting them and he hunches himself to try and appears smaller so he’s not scaring anyone and being really self conscious when eating around anyone and-

• Everyone thinking Vecna is a big bad but then the trio shows up he’s literally so small so Nancy just fucking curb stomps him and they win

#stranger things g/t #my asks #g/t #gt #giant/tiny #giant tiny #gianttiny #g/t community #gt community #giant/tiny community #giant tiny community #gianttiny community #giant #tiny #g/t sfw #gianttiny sfw #giant tiny sfw

[catsafarithewriter]

A/N: Part 12! Yes, I am still writing, tumblr hasn't blessed me with polls yet 😭

x

Haru wasn't entirely sure they managed to persuade her parents-in-laws that their wedding hadn't been a shotgun affair, but there was only so much they could stutter otherwise before it became a matter of the lady doth protest too much.

Eventually, their only course of action was to move the conversation along, namely onto the rest of the introductions, and Haru discovered that the remainder of the onlookers comprised of Baron's cousins.

"So this is the archaeologist, huh?" Muta interrupted when it came to Hunter. He eyed the gangly feline. Hunter (or Huntley Wolfgang von Gikkingen, as he was formally introduced) bore more than a passing resemblance to his cousin, with fur only a shade lighter than Baron's, and a similar stature that he still didn't seem entirely grown into. Muta glanced back at Haru. "Yer sure you wanna go with the tea maker? It ain't like there's much difference."

He received a sharp elbow for that.

"And who, may we ask, are you?" queried Hunter's older brother, Hugo. His appearance made it quite clear they were from Baron's paternal side of the family, with dark fur and blue eyes echoing that of Baron's father. Neither cousin bore the darker markings that Baron possessed, implying those were something possibly inherited from his mother's side.

"Me?" Muta replied. "I'm her uncle, that's who. So it matters to me if she's made her best match."

Haru nearly snorted at that, but somehow managed to keep a straight face.

"Uncle how?" Hunter asked.

"It's complicated, kid."

"Well, I think it's admirable that a Cat should care so much for a niece that he would accompany them to this corner of the Kingdom," said Elora, in a voice which somehow conveyed 'manners, boys' without uttering any such syllable. "Haru..." She faltered politely as she came to the natural place where the 'uncle's' name would rest.

"Muta."

"Haru, Muta, may I introduce my brother, Toto Morrigan."

The last of the Cats stepped forward and Haru was suddenly acutely aware that this Cat was the only one who knew of their deception. She bobbed once more (she really should be getting better a curtsies after the practice of the last five minutes, she lamented) and attempted her most innocent smile at the Cat. "Pleasure."

Baron's uncle looked down at her (Bastet, why was Baron's family all so tall?) and ducked his head in return. He had dark eyes, which were measuring her with all the full force of their shared secret, and dark fur with white markings almost reminiscent of a magpie. He held himself in a slightly hunched way – further bringing corvids to Haru's mind – as if he was used to being the tallest in the room. "The pleasure is all mine, Mrs Haru. I can only hope your family is as overjoyed by the news as we are."

He smiled, and there was far too much intelligence in the gaze.

Haru smiled back. "Of course, Toto. My mother was ecstatic."

There was a dubious pause.

"And the rest of your family?" Edmund prompted.

"I... that's it." And when this seemed to have stunned the collective von Gikkingen braincell into silence, Haru added, "It's just me and my mum."

"And your uncle," Baron added tactfully.

"Yes, of course," Haru amended. "And Uncle Muta."

There were some meaningful looks passed between the von Gikkingens. Haru decided not to ask.

#double fake dating au #haru *ten minutes into meeting the family* *already struggling to keep the ruse up* #also hello still doing this! #im looking forwrd to the chaos once eveeyone's been introduced