#head empty only shizun 24/7

[sarah-yyy]

“Sorry,” Shang Qinghua says again. “I really didn’t mean it.”

Luo Binghe snorts. “It would be very concerning if you did mean to dump scalding hot coffee on a stranger.” 

Shang Qinghua winces. “Sorry.”

“Luo Binghe,” Mobei Jun says. 

Luo Binghe turns to Mobei Jun, grin wide and amused. “I can’t believe I am your emergency contact. Mobei, are we really at that level of friendship?”

“Shut up,” Mobei Jun grits out, “and deal with this properly.” 

“Is this the way to talk to your emergency contact?” Luo Binghe murmurs.

“No, but this is how I talk to my lawyer, whose time he’s made it clear to me that I am paying for,” Mobei Jun says. 

Luo Binghe’s smile widens, and he turns back to look at Shang Qinghua. “Let’s talk damages.”

Shang Qinghua gulps. 

Luo Binghe is just about to start speaking, when the door opens, and Shen Yuan steps in. 

“Airplane Bro!” he says. “Are you okay?”

Shang Qinghua nods. “I uh, may have...stretched the truth a little to get you here? I’m not hurt! But I kind of uh, accidentally burnt-”

“Shizun?” 

Shen Yuan turns towards the voice, and does a double take. “Binghe?” 

Shang Qinghua watches in amazement as Luo Binghe goes from menacing lawyer to bright-eyed puppy in less than two seconds.

“Shizun remembers me?” Luo Binghe asks, pleased. 

Shang Qinghua accidentally meets Mobei Jun’s eyes. ‘Shizun?’ he mouths at Mobei Jun, because what in the fuck? 

Mobei Jun lifts his uninjured shoulder in a shrug. 

“What are you doing here, Binghe?” Shen Yuan asks, and then catches sight of Mobei Jun. “Ah. Here to negotiate a settlement out of court, counsel?” he asks wryly. 

Luo Binghe shakes his head vehemently. “No!” he says. “Of course not! I didn’t know he was shizun’s friend!” He claps a hand down on Mobei Jun’s shoulder. “My friend here is usually clumsy,” he tells Shen Yuan. “This probably happens all the time. He’s also a little more sensitive to heat than anyone else, so the coffee probably wasn’t hot enough to cause serious damage. He’ll live!” 

Shang Qinghua blinks at the one-eighty Luo Binghe has done. When he looks at Mobei Jun, Mobei Jun is frowning, but otherwise not saying anything else.

Shen Yuan nods. “We’ll take care of his medical bills, of course.”

“No need!” Luo Binghe blurts out. “Mobei has more money than he knows how to deal with!” 

Shang Qinghua gapes. 

Mobei Jun scowls. 

Shen Yuan arches an eyebrow.

Luo Binghe just continues smiling sweetly at Shen Yuan. “Well, if shizun and his friend wish to make amends, how about buying us dinner one night?”

‘Dinner?’ Shang Qinghua mouths, incredulous. 

‘He’s an idiot,’ Mobei Jun mouths back.

Shang Qinghua’s lips twitch. 

“It’s only right that we take care of the medical bills, Binghe,” Shen Yuan insists. “I’ll go do that now.”

“But shizun-” Luo Binghe whines, trailing him out of the room. 

“So,” Shang Qinghua says, after a beat.

“So,” Mobei Jun echoes. 

“I really am sorry,” Shang Qinghua says, with as much sincerity as he can muster. “It really was my fault. I got distracted when I was walking, and then before I knew it...”

He doesn’t mention that it was Mobei Jun that he got distracted thinking about. It’s not 100% his fault! If the universe thinks that it can drop someone like Mobei Jun in front of Shang Qinghua in the line for coffee, and then have Shang Qinghua not think about him, it’s the universe’s fault for asking for too much from Shang Qinghua.

Mobei Jun nods. “Dinner,” he says, eventually. 

“What?” 

“You can buy me dinner tomorrow night,” Mobei Jun clarifies.

Oh!

Shang Qinghua stares. “To apologise?” 

“In part,” Mobei Jun allows. 

“And the other part?” Shang Qinghua asks.

“I would’ve dodged, but I was distracted too,” Mobei Jun admits. “I thought you were cute.”

Oh. 

Shang Qinghua feels his face heat. “Okay then,” he says, a small smile curving over his lips, “it’s a date.” 

(buy me a kofi!)

#svsss #the scum villain's self-saving system #scumbag system #moshang #ficlets #not sad!! just dumbs!!! #hello yes this is a holiday gift to everyone who follows me for moshang content!! #there should (????) be another moshang fic up on ao3 before we wrap up for the year but in case i flake ahahahah #then thank you all of you for sticking around with me the last couple of months!!! #this is such a fun fandom to be in!!! and such a fun ship to write for!!!! #everyone has been super nice and supportive even though i only write dumb fluff for this ship and i love and appreciate y'all for that! #<33333 #side note: DO NOT BE LIKE BINGHE #NOT EVEN IF THE CLIENT IS YOUR BUDDY #(esp if the client is your buddy tbh) #you could lose your practising license for bs like this!!!!! #does binghe know this? yes #does he care? no he doesn't #head empty only shizun 24/7

[bitchiha]

Upcoming Works

!For the month of JULY!

A/N: Shawties, I am not promising that I will  finish all of these requests by the end of the month. I am simply showing you how fucking garbage my work ethic is! And theres no way I can pull through all these in that time. Requests are simply requests, if I don't want to write them I am not going to force myself too! Also, some of these are some self indulgent works I have been personally wanting to write. And YES I have 7 current works <3 I don't know why I did that to myself but I did. I only did up to 30 of my requests 4 this

1) CURRENT WORK / IMAGINE / YAMATO

Request: NSFW! for a friend! Also for myself bc I’m self indulgent.. Yamato + reader + empty hokage office, do the math luvs <3

2) CURRENT WORK / IMAGINE / KAKASHI

Request: hii can you write some detailed nsfw headcanons for kakashi or just write a smut fic i love your writings so i wanted to ask if u could do it or not!

3) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / SHIKA, SASUKE, TOBIRAMA 

Request: Can I request some filthy nsfw hc’s for Tobirama , Shikamaru and Sasuke makeup sex w s/o after a pretty heated argument? Ofc if you feel comfortable writing for them! Thank u, ily 🥺

4) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / YAMATO

Request: Hiya! You’ve got me lovin’ that Yamato so could I ask for Yamato with a S/O who is the epitome of an angry lil midget (like 5’3 and under)? S/O’s also got that life-of-the party personality which totally clashes with Yamato’s gentle and sweet, would be interesting to see how that goes!

5) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / TSUNADE 

Request: I hope it’s ok I’m requesting Tsunade. Hcs of her having a daughter figure in one of her students. Like a few years younger than Shizune but she is qualified as a kunoichi and exceptional in what she is doing. I would really wanna know how she would act with her etc.

6) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / NEJI, KIBA, SHIKA

Request: heyyy!!! can i get a neji, kiba, shikamaru headcanon where they’re jealous over their s/o??? — anon 🧊

7) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / RAIDOU 

Request: I loved your headcanon about Genma Ibiki and Omoi! Would you mind doing the same with Raidou? Finding some content abt him is so rare 😩

8) PENDING / HEADCANONS / NEJI 

Request: hiii! please can you do nsfw hc for neji?❤️

9) PENDING / HEADCANONS / NEJI, RAIKAGE, DARUI 

Request: Can you do oblivious reader headcanons for Neji and Raikage Darui please?!

10) PENDING / HEADCANONS / SHINO 

Request: Hey, so after reading my matchup again, I got an idea for a head-canon. I'm not sure if this has already been asked, but headcanons with Shino that has a S/O who has a fear of bugs, but doesn't want that to ruin their relationship with Shino and tries to work on it ( side note: gotta love that auto correct changes Shino to Rhino).

11) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KAKASHI

Request: Teehee, could you do a headcanon in how Kakashi would react if he was out at a bar with his friend he’s crushing on and he let something close to “I love you” slip out in front of her (bonus points if she ends up feeling the same?) Omg it would mean the world ❤️

12) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KAKASHI 

Request: Can we have more Kakashi love Super PLEASE? how about a s/o who is motherly towards team 7 - especially Naruto, & loves taking care of Kakashi. 👀

13) PENDING / HEADCANONS / TEAM 7  

Request: Can I request some Boruto team 7 headcanons? How they confess to their fem crush? Or other way how they would react to a love confession from their crush *^*

14)  PENDING / HEADCANONS / SHISUI

Request: 🌻Hi! Some shisui headcanons with S/O coming from different culture? I know that their villages have same/very similar cultures so how would he react to S/O from like another😅 im sorry english is not my native language

15) PENDING / HEADCANONS / SASUKE, KIBA 

Request: jealous sasuke or kiba 👉🏾👈🏾?? maybe please 

16) PENDING / IMAGINE / KIBA 

Request: Hello! I love your blog. You're amazing. Can I request some Kiba fluff where he proposes to his S/O with Akamaru's help? I think that would be super cute. Thank you!

17) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KIBA, SHIKAMARU 

Request: Hi lovely! Can I please request some headcanons for Kiba and Shikamaru's reactions to finding out their S/O is pregnant with twins? Thanks a lot :)

18) PENDING / HEADCANONS / SHIKAMARU 

Request: Wait, can I request Shikamaru meeting his s/o’s ex too please? Wlfklskajdkskamdnemks

19) PENDING / HEADCANONS / MADARA 

Request: Hi! I love your writing! Could I ask hcs of Madara with a s/o, please? Like under what circumstances would he get one? What'd attract him and make him go for it? And how would he behave around his s/o?

20) PENDING / IMAGINE / SHISUI 

Request: Lizzie 😭❤ may I request headcanons for Shisui where the fem reader is a new ANBU member and is really strong but is underestimated by her male team mates (except Shisui) so he hears her crying in the evening in her room and comforts her by making her compliments and they start kissing and making out? 😊

21) PENDING / HEADCANONS / (N/A)

Request: ummm i just read ur last ask andddd are there any other characters you’d wanna write for that situation? 👀 (S/O walking in on character masturbating) 

22) PENDING / HEADCANONS / NEJI, HIDAN, KISSAME, KAKASHI 

Request: hi can i request some smutty smutty hcs about fem s/o waking neji, hidan, and kisame up in the middle of the night w a bj? 👀 throw in a bonus kakashi if u feeling extra generous 🙏🏼✨

23) PENDING / HEADCANONS / TENTEN (THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING HER BTW <3) 

Request: it says ur requests are open, if not i’m sorry for bothering you :( but can we have tenten relationship headcanons, u could do nsfw only if u want to!

24) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KAKASHI, YAMATO, IRUKA

Request: Same anon from a similar ask, what if it was flipped, how would kakashi, yamato, and iruka react if they walked in on their s/o masturbating? 👉���

25) PENDING / HEADCANONS / TOBIRAMA 

Request: I love your worksss 🥺💕💕 so I’m new in the tobirama club so can i request sfw and nsfw headcanons of him?? 🥰✌🏻

26) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KISAME, HIDAN, DEIDARA, ITACHI 

Request: May I request a hc for Kisame, Hidan, Deidara, and/or Itachi (separately) with an s/o who's a total mom-friend in general, but becomes a merciless killer in battle. Just 0-100 real quick-

27) PENDING / IMAGINE / KAKASHI 

Request: Hello! ❤️ I was wondering if You could write a small scenario or headcanon (which ever is easiest on you) of how Kakashi would react if Jiraiya and Gai brought him to a strip club for the first time? (It’s something that’s been in my mind for a hot minute)

28) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KAKASHI OR SHIKAMARU 

Request: Hi could you maybe possibly do a headcannon for Kakashi or Shikamaru with them and their s/o being cuddly/just laying in bed together? 👉👈 ty ilysm

29) PENDING / NOT SPECIFIED / GAI OR ROCK LEE

Request: Pls- just something Might Guy/Rock Lee related... they practically carried the show and for that, they need more love 

30) PENDING / NOT SPECIFIED / SASORI 

Request: Love your writing, would love if you wrote something for Sasori one day

31) PENDING / HEADCANONS / GAI OR LEE

Request: Gai/Lee anon here! SFW and NSFW pls :3

32) PENDING / IMAGINE / KAKASHI 

Request: Scenario where reader is having a wet dream while cuddling with Kakashi and starts mumbling lewd things in their sleep and Kakashi wakes them up and it leads to sexy times 👉👈 ik that's hyper specific srry 💜

33) PENDING / NOT SPECIFIED / KAKASHI 

Request: what would kakashi do if his s/o teased him so bad 👀

#lizzie the rat #naruto #naruto imagines #finally got something done