#headcanon that five wouldn't last a single day with allison in the 60's because once he sees someone acting racist towards his sister

[wiitzend]

we need more five and allison content. i’m particularly fond of the idea of allison taking care of five and doing things for him and five begrudgingly accepting her help while loudly proclaiming that he doesn’t need it. 

allison stitches up five’s wounds and ends up giving him cartoon bandaids for his cuts and he’s like ??? why the fuck would i want that?? and allison tells him that they’re mainly for claire and it’s all she has so he just sits back and lets her work

allison asks if he wants hot cocoa one night when they both can’t sleep and five goes on this tangent about how he only drinks black coffee despite the fact that it’s one in the morning

“i’ve literally killed people, allison, i think i’m a little too old for hot chocolate but since you’re already making some clearly i’ll have to drink it so it doesn’t go to waste and i guess i’ll have to get the whipped cream and marshmallows because we don’t drink half-assed hot chocolate in this family gosh.”

 “look, i don’t want to go with you and claire to the park but with our luck anything could happen to you guys at any time so i guess i’ll just have to come along and make sure you two don’t get murdered.”

allison ends up mending a lot of his clothes and five is all, “i’m in my 50′s, allison, it’d be pretty damn sad if i didn’t know how to fix the holes in my socks by now...but thank you i appreciate it.”

allison has had to wrestle five into bed to get him to rest because he’s a mess and if she doesn’t do it he’ll be up for another three days straight.

five, scowling over a heap of blankets: i’m the fourth horsemen of the apocalypse. i hope you know that.

allison, hanging his clothes up in the closet: okay

#headcanon that five wouldn't last a single day with allison in the 60's because once he sees someone acting racist towards his sister #he's already armed and ready to commit mass murder #allison manages to restrain him but someone ends up dead anyway #cue a b-plot of them trying to get rid of the body without attracting attention #the umbrella academy #anyway s3 better give me more five/allison content because it's what we all deserve #i feel like she doesn't mother him necessarily because she knows he's more than capable of taking care of himself #at least when it comes to fighting #but the more domestic things?? eating proper meals?? a regular sleep schedule? he's a lost cause #five hargreeves #allison hargreeves #tua