#her hands 😫

[alicent-archive]

I have a headcanon that Aemond’s first eyepatch was a bulky, ugly thing that the maesters just threw together after Driftmark and then forgot about making a new one.

Helaena takes one look at it and goes “nope not fucking happening” and uses her embroidery skills to make him a new one that Aemond won’t be embarrassed wearing (it’s black and boyish and she hopes he won’t mind the spider she stitched into the corner).

He wears the thing until it’s literally falling apart and mere scraps of cloth (he doesn’t mind the spider).

(As soon as she can, Alicent commissions a leather worker to create a proper eye patch for Aemond, and although he wears it, he keeps the old one in his saddlebag with Vhagar as a good luck charm).

#helaena (handing over the eye patch): I 😊 made 😊 you 😊 something 😊 !!! #aemond (internally): 😧🫠😳shemadeyouafuckinggiftomgplayitcool😫😭🥹 !!! #aemond (feeling many Emotions): thank 🙂 you 🙂 sister #if it’s one thing about Helaena it’s that she gonna Embroider her way through her families trauma #hotd #team green #aemond targaryen #helaena targaryen #my own

[dylanconrique]

the next time chenford kiss it's going to be as themselves... tim and lucy. not jake and sava. i'm — 🥺🥺💕

#*and this is icarly! #the rookie #the rookie s5 #the rookie spoilers #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well #if it's not the softest most tender kiss of the century !!!!!! #if tim doesn't slowly approach lucy and hold her face in his hands before leaning down to gently place his lips on hers !!!!!!!!!!!! #what will i do??? 😰😰 #WHAT WILL I DO???? 😫😫😫😫😫

[born-to-lose]

Double shift last weekend and this is the only picture I got (which my coworker actually took with me for her Facebook story RIGHT when I looked like shit and it was low effort makeup day because I had to be there early to open the bar)

#a drunk girl in the bathroom called me pretty and two other regulars kissed me on the cheek and called me pet names this is why I'm gay #one of those regulars (who's the bff of my coworker i haven't worked with yet because she's taking a break) asked me to have shots with her #she and the other girl are the sweetest every time i swear they're there almost every weekend and they call me Schatz and Maus #the moment i came back in after putting away my bag and jacket on saturday a middle aged guy mentioned my volbeat hoodie #talked about all the metal bands he's seen like judas priest acdc saxon iron maiden and showed me some new songs he's been into lately #later sang mama i'm coming home to/with me and he and another guy gave me lots of career advice and encouraged me to be bolder in interview #a metalhead dude with long blonde hair and beard (who was also at a concert I worked at last month) winked at me and gave me like €4 tips #and every time he ordered his drinks he put his hand on the back of my head to say it in my ear #because the music from the speakers above was kinda loud but technically not loud enough to do That gjsgfjdshhh 😭😭 #he's so hot too he looks like a kind boyish viking idk if that makes sense but 😫😫 #the amount of people who have flirted with me or acted a little bit 😏 in the last three months #but nothing came of it so far just trusting they'll come back soon when i'm working the shift again #no phone numbers no insta handles we pine like in the old days and smirk when we see each other for the first time in a while #my face #the bartender chronicles

[stonerzelda]

hi i showed ur hamster to my partner on call the other night i was telling him how i really love how utterly enamored u are with that beast . anyways we are ur hamsters second biggest fans (after u)

GADGSYDIFIFU CAN NOT DESCRIBE HOW . LIKE IDK HOW ELSE 2 DESCEIBE BUT HAPPY/HONORED/TOCUHED THIS MADE ME ....my main goal. Is for Paesh to blow up. And then act like i dont know nobody. NEW PAESH CONTENT UNLOCKED 🔓 🏆

#😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺💓💖❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💞💕💓💖🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈😫😫😫😫😫🥺🥺🥺 THIS IS SO CUTE #I AM SO TOUCHED U APPRECIATE MY DEVOTION 2 THEE BEAST....THATS WHAT IM CALLIN HER NOW IM SO HAPPY U AND UR PARTNER APPRECIATE HER AAAAHDHDH #💕truly. thank u 4 sending me this and telling me i am genuinely mad i cant think of how 2 reply to this in a way that captures how #asesome this is 2 me LOLLL like i litchrally was hand on my mouth like WHAT‼️‼️ILY?????? #bromantically #paesh

[thebookworm0001]

the only meat in the barn was people

their rations were people meat

there was never not people meat

did

did they know????

did they know???????????????

#tlou spoilers #the last of us spoilers #listen I will not be the one to moralize on survival cannibalism #but holy fucking shit did they know??? #the people seemed uncomfortable enough re: the funeral and that one woman asking what the meat was #like they had to suspect right #where is the food coming from when they haven’t shot anything in who knows how long #what were they gonna do if there weren’t any deer???? #where did the other dead people come from??? #they had to know #like David isn’t gonna very clearly bring in Ellie #then casually hand wave her disappearance #right? right??? #they’re not that cool with the survival cannibalism??? #the little girl clearly knew something was up when she asked when she could bury her dad #and I was stupid and thought ‘yes waiting to bury is exactly what you would do’ #and LITERALLY HAD THE FOLLOW UP THOUGHT OF ‘THE COLD ACTS LIKE A FREEZER HE’LL BE PRESERVED’ #i just didn’t think it would be their meat freezer 😫

[smile-mor]

“Man get this nigga outta here before I have to get up and y’all don’t want me to get up” - Yasmine Wells

#sims 4 #black simblr #black simmer #simblr #ts4 #black sims #wells inc. #she too pretty to put blood on her hands 😫 #don’t play with her money tho

[eeunwoo]

we have these newish neighbours and it’s like. a couple women and a teen boy (idk if the ladies r related or together or friends idc enough to know) and like they throw parties for their other lady friends every single thursday and it’s so loud and one of them has an incredibly obnoxious laugh on purpose. like it’s not one of those natural laughs she genuinely makes herself scream with laughter for attention EXCLUSIVELY when they’re throwing parties. and the other week they got really cocky bc they saw nobody complained abt their middle of the week party so they started doing it. every. DAY. and on the friday they started going outside and putting the music louder and dancing really… 😬😬😬 with like the neighbourhood kids watching them and ig one of the parents complained abt it bc the cops turned up and i haven’t seen or heard them throw a party since sjfndnfnw

#it’s kinda funny. I mean normally I wouldn’t care but it’s like. shitty. there’s 4 babies that live here and if i can hear everything from #a few apartments down I’m sure the babies next door can hear #but that’s an aside to the fact that there’s usually around 10 kids running around from ages 4 to 13 #and this lady was like. proper putting her hands in her hair and twerking at these kids 😫😭 crazy #mrow.org

[plainemmanem]

the way he pulled her up in the air just like that and and how he grabbed her face while kissing I dkfjgkfkfjfkfkg

don’t you just wanna kill him

#and his arm going around her and how smiley he his the whole time and the watch and the nose. #so that’s what he looks like when he’s in love huh😕 #his hands😫his jawline😫the moles on his cheek😫 #guys O.o

[omgthisisnotmyrealaccount]

generations are fake and everything but like to induldge for a moment, i suppose i would be considered on the gen z-millenial cusp, add in the fact that i grew up with an older sister and absorbed a lot of stuff through her and that we were pretty poor so didn't have consistent wifi access until 2015, there's a noticeable divide sometimes between me and my mostly comfortably gen z friends

this usually doesn't come up but having to spend 10 minutes explaining to my flatmate how to use an analogue alarm clock is truly one of the most baffling experiences of my life. she had absolutely no clue how to set it to the correct time and then set an alarm

#in her defence im not the best at explaining things to ppl #but its an alarm clock i thought it was pretty self explanatory #just twist the knob and the hands move?? #one knob for the time the other for the alarm? #i just set it for her in the end #i was also reading a thing about how young ppl these days are actually worse with computers #bc like easy access to the internet with smartphones means they've never had to use desktops #and yh i notice that as well #i changed her goddamn life when i explained control f to her #she was like reading whole ass documents looking for single sentences #this was a year and a half into our degree #wild shit #this and my new job in admin that has made me realise that like a good 20%~ of government spending could be cut #if ppl just had like basic digital literacy has me concerned for the future #and im by no means a whizz with this kind of stuff #i just know how to google #im still to dumb to know which one of my cities skylines mods is fucking up my game tho #my transport lines keep breaking and i dont know why 😫

[dayabot]

thinking about dayas big hand gripped around the back of my neck and— (INDISTINCT)

#don't read the tags there are no tags i have written tags so imperceivable #imperceptible? #her hands are so perffffff they're rough and ssexcxx but also gentle adn dainty and #her knuckles😩 kknuckle de eeep daya😩😫 i feel normal about her knuckles and her fingers and her wwristss #im serious dont reaaaaaad htis i need her fingers in my moo0uth nyyyhaa hhh i wannaChoke on her #i always want to choke but neeed Her to facilittate i fear #anyway big daya hand gripped around the back of ur fragile neck fingers digging in so hard they lleave bruises you cant see🥰🥰 #wwsit no her hand on your cheek pushing your hhead down 2 press your stupid face to the floor (mattress if ur normal)) #and you can't even turn your head to look at hher you can just barely see Her in your periphery and ur vision is watery and fucked up and #but there's nothingh but holy ddevotion in your gaze 🥺 who said that #this is actually pretty pg by dayaslut standards #writign filthy smut while uber blitzed is like an addiction to me #she's like a girlmutual to me #limited edition post

[firewoodfigs]

not to be a simp but

#the other day my bf came home mildly drunk after a long night out with his bosses and coworkers #anyway I was just feeding him water and he kept making small snuffling sounds and going #my wife’s the best she’s so sweet and kind and brilliant and beautiful!! i just wanna hold her hand and make her happy forever #😫😫😫 #im a simp for boys who are simps LOL #(also TO CLARIFY he calls me his wife he is not having an affair HAHAHAH)

[flops]

naur i habe a meeting with the supervisor tomorroww nooo

#habent done anything since the last time #i didnt even read her suggestion i just saw thr great work at the end and was like 👍 bye #hoepfully the others will talk more so i dont need to #bc i dont have any questions dnwmwmwm #she did write that we dhould think abt our research method and the questions we wanna use for our research but agh #i only need to hand this in in like november #leave me. alone 😫

[satellite-evans]

I love Victoria Pedretti sooo much but not enough to watch her horror movies

#I love her BUT #that’s where I draw the line alright #I hate horror movies #You on the other hand😫 #I ate that shit UP #Love Quinn is everything to me