#hermitcraft centaurs let’s go

[briseise]

(for hermit horse suggestions)

maybe gem as a moose? (because canada)

i absolutely love her. she would cutely stomp people to death with her hooves in pvp <33

#LOVED THIS #hopefully i can do one more before work we’ll see #dans ma vie #briseiseart #hermitcraft #geminitay #hermitcraft centaurs let’s go #hollowwish

[kiwinatorwaffles]

hermit species headcanons: volume… 2!

i made this post two years ago when i was fresh to the series and was just getting to know the hermits. a lot has changed since then, but a lot has also stayed the same! my headcanons are getting refined every single time i talk about them, so chances are, this list won't even be accurate to my thoughts a year later.

with that being said, let's get started! click the cut to read them all

bdubs: glare! small, hates the dark, is a feral creature, will never let go of the moss. he and pungance were born from the same tree in the same patch of moss so they are brothers LMAO

beef: vampire! but not a full one. he was bitten by a bat and gained two vampiric traits exactly: fangs and sensitive skin. beef thinks his tendency to get sunburnt easily is just something in his code or a genetic condition. he never got it checked.

cub: alien shapeshifter! his original form is this shapeless void blob, and he can only copy how other beings look like. his forms were taken from two astronauts he saw in space, an old man and a young man. his void form can be seen slightly on his inner arm, where there is just a sliver of night sky hanging out

cleo: zombie (duh) cleo was permakilled by a witch's curse but when faced with the pearly gates they were like. nah. i'd rather be down there. and just straight up left and came back as a zombie. that's how she met joe. because he was sitting on top of her tombstone eating a sandwich

doc: originally a fae, but now he's super fucked up? what can i even say. he was a fae who got super interested in the sciences and started experimenting on himself just for the hell of it. there was that whole dinnerbone cyborg arm thing but he also managed to make himself a centaur form that he uses for extra storage and height. nobody knows where the creeper came from. was it from his dad's side? did he give it to himself? not even stress, his cousin, can tell you how he came to be. what the hermits DO know however is that he can steal pronouns by asking for them

etho: redstone deity! etho was an ancient builder who was executed for witchcraft upon his discovery of redstone. he was resurrected by the universe as a second chance and to spread his knowledge to the world. you can read more from my fic here ehehehehe

false: human! yes she is 100% human. i just thought it would be funny if such an awesome and skilled fighter was just some normal ass human with a bit of social anxiety

gem: forest spirit! she has nature powers and can change parts of her body to reflect parts of nature. she's a deer? an elf? nope! only sometimes. she can mix and match whatever traits she wants on any given day. but be careful of those deer legs and horns. they Hurt

grian: red macaw avian! he has bird feathers covering his ears, parrot wings, and bird talons! he is also able to mimic voices perfectly (which he uses to play pranks and swear in other hermits’ voices) and is a Hollow Boned Menace. he carries a lot of bird tendencies, like being a piece of shit or preening his friends’ hair when it’s too messy (which is always). in start of seasons, he has x lock away usage of his wings to keep himself from an unfair advantage. he also has stolen powers from the watchers, which he can use to change his wing colors or view the entire map from afar.

npg: ????????????? he’s supposed to be a robot, but he has wings and flies sideways?????? he’s somehow even more fucked up than robot grian. not even grian is sure of what he created tbh. he just knows he did NOT give npg those conure wings to begin with.

ariana griande: galah avian! she is grian's cousin who is a pop star. she has never actually been on hermitcraft before -- that was grian cosplaying as her.

hypno: human warlock! he accidentally made a pact when he replaced his tooth with a piece of cursed gold. jokes on his patron though, his faulty human memory can't even remember how he got his powers! he has lots of inscriptions as tattoos written in galactic just all over his body that he completely forgot how to read at this point and is immortal. maybe that's a bit bad for his sense of self-preservation

impulse: demon/imp! he used to be a gargoyle that dispensed candy, but a wizard passing by granted him life and well. now he's here! demons are actually underworld spirits that punish permadead players who have been genuinely horrible to the players around them, but impulse wanted to build houses and play with redstone instead of stirring the torture soup. so when he met skizz he decided hanging out with the players was the best thing to do. he also used to have larger horns and wings but his time on the surface has made his wings very tiny and unusable without the help of an elytra. skizz always teases him for this.

iskall: cyborg! the hermits don't know if he was fully human before the cyborgification. me, personally? i think it would be funny if she was actually built to protect a village but had too much of a personality so the villages just let him go have fun with the players. not sure if i want to adhere to that though

jevin: slime! certain slimes have evolved to be more like players. jevin is from the blue variety (that's his gender)

joe hills: ???????? void-born universe being??? joe is actually the oldest living being in the universe. he was just popped out of void (even predating the void gods) and spent all this time just doing whatever fuckall was around to do. he looks like a normal human being but just Slightly to the left, like his a bit-too-many teeth or slight lean when he stands. other than that, he acts like any other human!

joel: human mage! he actually only has powers of illusion that changes only how he looks. he Really wanted to be an orc but the spell couldnt last forever (as his fae wife lizzie found out after marriage). every day he wishes he had as much swag as shrek did. more on the headcanon here

keralis: weird fucking eldritch cryptid being? except he looks exactly like a human. nothing weird about him, nope. just don't look too closely at his eyes. he promises that he blinks like a normal person and not with his pupils.

mumbo: robot! with a core heart and stretchy limbs, he runs mainly on the consumption of redstone and occasionally typical foodstuffs. he had a creator before the days of hermitcraft (who originally built him as a war machine but something went deeply sideways during construction) that taught him all there is to know about redstone and the outside world. he also inherited the british accent and mustache from his creator. his creator did want him to be free and wiped mumbo's memory of his creation before setting him off into the overworld and letting him roam free. now he's just a silly guy!

grumbot: robot! he was first built to give suggestions on what to do with the mayoral elections but then he developed actual attachments to his horribly neglectant dads </3 but it's alright! he now chills with renbob and goatman up in the hermitheus

pearl: moon spirit! she was the moon from a player's hardcore world. the player used to talk to the moon for fun, but suddenly disappeared from the world one day. now feeling lonely, pearl took a humanoid form and descended to find where her player went, but she ended up discovering the joys of being a player herself. contrary to popular belief, she had no influence on the season 8 moon.

ren: weredog! can shapeshift into a dog form, which he usually uses to either run fast or play fetch. he’s also more prone to change when the moon is larger…. except he just becomes a hyperactive dog who chases his tail all night and is deeply embarrassed by it. he also probably has rabies, but everyone whom he has bitten probably already had something deeply wrong with them to begin with anyway

renbob: human...? he's related to ren from the human side, or at least that what he tells people. but he might as well be 50% weed by now

scar: human(?) wizard! he can fly, subtly change his physical appearance, cast spells, and do all sorts of magical shenanigans! he also can read galactic fluently, which is how he learned that hypno enchanted himself with loyalty at some point. jellie is his beloved familiar. also he's a capitalist. nobody knows where that came from

skizz: angel! why are there angels in minecraft, you might ask? some people are satisfied with their lives and let themselves permadie. skizz, after being born randomly from an angel statue (i wonder if it’s related to the other statue guy) was supposed to be one of the angels who helped escort players to the pearly gates, but he met impulse while his demon clan was taking a field trip to heaven. the two immediately became besties and skizz begged the universe to let him join the players. the universe begrudgingly agreed and now he's here! he hides his many other halos as ring tattoos on his arms as well

stress: fae! she's got fairy powers, magical swag, an affinity for flowers, and will beat you up if you assume she's the resident server cleric.

tango: ex-blazeborn! he saw some yummy packed ice and ate it, which extinguished his internal flame. his blazeborn tribe felt bad for him but knew it would be dangerous if he stayed, so tango just left for the overworld instead. he tries to convince people that he is 100% a human and not suspicious at all because he's embarrassed of having to explain that he lost most of his powers due to eating some yummy ice cream. a more detailed post about my headcanon can be found here

tfc: human! the only non-human aspect of him is a prosthetic leg. contrary to popular belief, he did not lose that leg while mining. it was after fighting a horde of skeletons. (he won)

wels: human. he's just a human. nobody believes him when he tells them because they've seen him accidentally level a building while sparring before. but nope. he's just a human. and a very fucked up one at that

hels: ???? techncially has the traits of wels, beef, and etho????? is there a species for evil clones created by copying machines or

xb: guardian! he was a guardian made to guard the magical treasures of ancient builders, but he got bored of staying in the same spot for centuries and his creators never returning. hypno casted a spell of bipedelity on xb, so now he can walk on land! i wrote a fic about it here too

xisuma: voidwalker! created by the young void gods, he was made from a fucking mspaint file where the void gods dicked around with the program and made a deeply fucked up being (him) on accident. he has no mouth, his hands are as black as the void, and his voice is terrifying without a modulator, which is why he wears a helmet. more about it in my fic here

evil x: also a voidwalker, but this time the void gods pressed random on a picrew and sent him out into an alternate dimension. he grew up in super england until x fished him out of the void. this little rascal has red scleras, ram horns, and a devil tail. he doesn't need to sleep, so he gets all his energy from eating, which is convenient because his sharp teeth can crunch anything and he can digest everything. his hair acts like an enderchest with a portal to the void, where he keeps snacks and various trinkets.

zedaph: human, but he’s not sane. i mean look at this guy. look at what he’s doing. nobody knows how he became so deeply fucked up but he's truly just Like That. he gave himself sheep features once on accident though

worm man: surprisingly, human. he's lucky to have stayed human for this long with his brother's insane experiments. accurate to popular belief, he has no superpowers.

#orchard’s library #hermitcraft #hermitblr #i cant tag everyone so im just not going to LMAO #ill only be tagging the new additions from my last list so here we go #vintagebeef #smallishbeans #skizzleman #tinfoilchef #keralis #xbcrafted #grumbot #renbob #falsesymmetry #ariana griande

[personal-for-leaf]

Whada hell, I'll make a new pinned post for this blog. Why not.

Heya, I'm Leaf. I'm an adult living in Sweden, I'm aro/ace and agender, and I go by they/them. I'm also Autistic and have ADD (innatentive ADHD)

This here is just a personal blog where I post about my hyperfixations and my opinions. Nothing is organized in tags. If I reblog a post that has a common phobia I try to tag with either "tw (thing)" or "(thing) tw". I am very bad at this though, if you have serious triggers then I urge you to think about whether you can follow me or not.

If you're looking for my art then check out @theleafcuter.

I draw my own original characters, most of which are either demons, cervitaurs (deer centaurs) or other fantasy creatures. Very rarely do I make fanart, but it happens.

Politically speaking, I'm leftist, and I think I feel the most confident calling myself a socialist. Big fan of Xanderhal and Vaush, I agree with about 90% of their takes, and what little I do disagree on is not enough for me to "denounce" them or whatever.

Generally I believe in letting people live their lives, and that a good society would provide people with water, food, medicine, and shelter free of charge (and still have a UBI for luxuries).

I don't think humanity is inherently lazy, I actually think it's the opposite. If people are happy, healthy, and fed, they will seek out something to do. I also think humanity is inherently kind and cooperative. We wouldn't have gotten this far if we weren't.

Gender and sexuality (and even sex) are fluid, complicated, and ever expanding. Call yourself whatever you want, I'm going to take it at face value. If you lie, then that's on you, not on me to sniff out and potentially ruin other people's days.

I don't think The Revolution (cough atheist rapture cough) is going to be the answer to all of our problems. Go and fucking vote alright? Democratic parties are ass but they're better to vote on than if you refuse to over a feeling of moral superiority - and they're certainly better than letting facists take over because you thought the lesser evil was somehow worse.

I'm not going to take people seriously if they think revolution is the be-all end-all of leftist action. Come talk to me when you've figured out how I'm supposed to get my medicine in a world where the entire medical field stopped working.

Now, here's a list of things I'm into and will reblog, in no particular order:

Psychonauts (1 & 2)

Skyrim

Minecraft

Undertale/Deltarune (will tag spoilers as "Deltarune spoilers")

The Owl House

Fionna & Cake (will tag spoilers as "fionna and cake spoilers")

3rd Life/Last Life SMP

Hermitcraft SMP

Fantasy Life 3DS/Fantasy Life i (once that comes out)

Splatoon

Pokémon

my own opinions/political leanings

funny memes

swedish memes

Follow me and if you're as unhinged about reblogging as me (autistic) we might become mutuals lmao

#pinned post #intro post #introduction post #vaush #xanderhal #idk i like finding like-minded ppl so I just tagged the two ppl i mentioned #because sometimes it just feels like you have to dive into an ocean of hate for these guys before you find people who are Normal about them

[thathermitweirdo]

More songs I think fit with The Silver Sun because I actually did update a chapter of my Grumbo vampire AU and now I want to feed into the brainrot of TSS

Also, another huge thank you to @sweetest-honeybee ! First, they clarified a TON on the song lyrics of ‘Evelyn’ by Kim Tillman and Silent Films because my brain was far too tired to examine it in detail and point out everything. And a SECOND huge thank you to them because uh they drew MORE TSS art (like how do I deserve this I feel like a creepy stalker cause I have all the art you did for TSS saved in my phone 😭) but please if you haven’t already, GO FOLLOW AND SUBSCRIBE TO THEM ON EVERY PLATFORM YOU CAN GOGOGO

Alright now to the actual songs

Hello World - Louie Zong

The first half of the song feels like Xisuma at the start of his life, when he was dropped off on the Hermitcraft server with nothing and no one (besides Ex but let’s be honest he isn’t much help for existential crises)

The second half, referencing the ‘creator’ feels more like Xisuma arguing with himself before eventually giving in to his mother’s will, giving himself up to join the cult of the silver sun.

Two Time - Jack Stauber

The first bit of the song really just feels like Xisuma in the beginning of the book. “We could leave the lights on, sun tan” haha you get it because it’s the silver sun, and it’s the sun, and..ha..ha….yeah okay moving on.

“Something bugs me ‘bout the way you lick your envelopes” The hermits start to realize something is wrong with X, something isn’t right. Like he’s hiding something.

“So hopped up that I can’t pretend” he’s terrified for the server, his friends, family, making it hard to pretend things are okay.

“Whose heart could I break today?” Feels like Sylvia almost taunting X, this line mostly reminds me about the scene when Xisuma rushes to Ex, who put on the mask and was now brainwashed, before sobbing in his brother’s arms.

I can go on, but I’ll stop here for now

Fighter - Jack Stauber

The first time the chorus plays, I imagine Ex is the fighter, as he’s the first to be brainwashed. Xisuma is referred to as the ‘lover’ (not in that way) as he prefers not to fight his only family member. Of course the next line ‘And maybe then you’ll feel some control’ refers to Sylvia/the watcher and her control over Ex.

Then the next time the chorus comes around, the two siblings have switched. Now Xisuma is the fighter, on his mother’s side, willing to kill his brother. While Ex is now the ‘lover’ (still not in that way) and must find a way to save his brother.

Icicles - The Scary Jokes

Another song reminding me of the lovely silver Xisuma. The first part of the song sounds like his mother singing to him, praising him as her perfect creation. “Get in your zone, don't even look at them at all. Their shallow observations will only stall the transformation. You've become art, how could they even start to see. Beyond your presentation when they've got no imagination?”

The next part is Xisuma singing to his brother as they fight. “But I admit it would be easier to be relieved of all this shame and not have to wear it on my sleeve. I imagine it's quite nice for you To have so many chances, oh-so-many ways To be redeemed.”

I don’t want to write out this whole song, but I highly suggest you listen to it. I believe this one might be one of the lesser known songs on this list, so you kinda need to hear it to see the vision-

Separate Ways - CentaurWorld

I can’t believe I forgot this one in my original list, but this is actually what inspired the ending of TSS! Yeah. An original Netflix musical series about a war horse and colorful centaurs. Inspired a fanfiction ending.

Mostly the lines “I was searching for you, and now, I am afraid, I have a purpose here, And we must go our separate ways

But I have faith in you” mostly this is Xisuma talking to his brother, telling Ex he needs to stay behind to help the other players who have been freed from the cult. And he has faith that Ex will be able to lead the hermits in the meantime

Two Birds - Regina Spektor

I think this one doesn’t need any comments lol

Alien Blues - Vundabar

It’s the entire song. I can’t even describe it. It’s just. It’s TSS. And also the line “the sun is fun” gET IT CAUSE ITS THE SILVER SUN

Okay I’ll stop

But seriously, it just feels like the perfect mix between Ex and Xisuma in the song lyrics. It’s hard to truly point out, because it’s a very short song with about eight lines of lyrics, but it’s still there.

Turn the lights off - Tally Hall

“To see how bright the fire inside of us burns” woah do you get it because of fire and there’s silver fire

I’m sorry, I will actually stop. That’s just my two last brain cells laughing at anything with sun, silver, or fire now because TSS broke me

“But all good devils masquerade under the light” this line reflects how Sylvia presents herself as a god, a savior to players, when in truth she is very much evil

There’s not much that reminds me of TSS in this song, but I still really like it lmao

Alright, now it’s your turn! I wanna hear any songs you all think fit with TSS, and your explanations! Truthfully if the song just has the word ‘silver’ in it, it’s good with me 👍

I would love to expand my music taste and see some of your suggestions, so go right ahead!