#i am sobbing :pepehands:

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

FINALLY SOME GOOD FOOD. anyways HI. i would like to request a wolf-like monster gn reader thats in a polyam relationship with malleus, cater, and idia. ty!

Wolf Reader poly with Malleus Idia and Cater

The request is kinda vague so i took some liberties and decided to make a haha funni. Idk how i did

Okay, first of all, how dare you? You date two of the most tech-savvy people on campus in this relationship and then bring Malleus into it? For shame. Malleus came home to Diasomnia saying poggers due to his three loves, and Sebek had a heart attack. You are introducing invasive humor to a fragile environment. 

Lilia’s laughing. Sebek is sobbing, shaking, throwing up, and Lilia is LAUGHING.

Idia is constantly surprised that he pulled not one but three lovers??? It’s so surprising to him. He has always been insecure about his… everything. But now he has THREE people who love him??? And one of them is THEE Malleus Draconia??? His ego cannot handle this.

Cater is also surprised he has three amazing people that love him and can genuinely be himself around. No fake smiles, no magicam, just… him. He can just be… Cater isn’t used to it, and you and Idia have to strangle him when he tries to play off his depression.

Malleus is just happy he has three people that treat him like a normal fucking person.

Anyways he 110% brags about you all to his magicam followers and posts you all a lot. He is also the reason why Idia’s skincare routine was upgraded. Sometimes when Cater is bored, or when he just wants to bond, he will cling to whoever is the closest and get to work.

You have walked in on Malleus with cucumbers, shiny horns, and a facemask on while showing off his new pink manicure, and Idia trying not to scream at Cater, plucks his weird flame brows. Idia just texts you the pepehands emote and asks you to help him. Do not think you are safe. He has a fresh shampoo that he is going to put on your tail. 

Due to your wolf nature, you tend to be a bit nocturnal. It's great that you and the campus insomniacs got together.  Now you can all send dumb text messages to each other at 12 AM on a test day. Or Malleus will drag you out to look at some gargoyles. Idia complains, but that’s nothing a few cuddles can’t fix.

You all have matching Tamagotchis now because of Malleus. They are friends and also your children… Besides Ortho, of course, who is SO happy his brother finally got bitches. Ortho always outs his brother on how much he looooves you guys and all the cute sappy ideas he was talking about last night, like making a cutesy– Ortho is silenced.

Cater uses his clone-jitsu magic to go on dates with all of you at once. Or just smothering you all in attention equally. You are suffocating under 4 Caters. Rip.

Malleus would use his most powerful magic just to entertain you guys. The weather ruined your picture? Not anymore. Some asshole broke your Hatsune Miku figure? Boom. Fixed. You want kiss? Okay, come here.

I have no idea how these guys all came together, but by god, are they all gay. Good for them. Good for them.

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #cater diamond x reader #cater diamond #monster mc #malleus draconia x reader #malleus draconia #idia shroud x reader #idia shroud

[arklay]

end of chapter 4 cutscene. hold on. her telling him to run and he doesn’t, staying by her side, “you promised” “i lied” then them being pulled away and yelling for each other. i am unwell. i am not okay

#just the fact that they care about each other so much i’m just sobs and screams #like them protecting one another has gone beyond her job. he’s not just what’s needed for the vaccine anymore she actually cares. and to him #it’s no longer just about a pay check. stay with her and give them his antibodies then get his money and bounce. there are so many feelings #they just care so much i’m :pepehands: i am so emotional over them #leah plays: resident evil 6 #leah.txt

[lovetheorem]

sadge

#every time i reach out to try to make friends it doesnt work #but when ppl come to me it does #what am i doing wrong :sob: :sob: #i feel like this is a dumb problem w an obvious solution but idfk #whatever #if it clicks it clicks i guess #i mean i did try to make a meeting w like 24 ppl but in comparison to other classes 24 is not that much nsdjfkgkdbv #maybe that was a Bad decision #pepeHands #using too much twitch lingo this is not good