#i don't know if i actually ship this or not but SPARKLE WAS MAD FUCKING FLIRTING and the dynamic is hilarious

[endlesslytired]

#i think i ran out of material then suddenly my archives are no longer redundant and the cycle never dies. #ive had a lot of these in waiting for a day they're useful and mannn. depends on how you see these posts. #honkai star rail #hsr aventurine #hsr dr ratio #hsr aventio #hsr ratiorine #hsr firefly #hsr trailblazer #hsr stelle #hsr sampo #hsr black swan #hsr sparkle #i don't know if i actually ship this or not but SPARKLE WAS MAD FUCKING FLIRTING and the dynamic is hilarious #hsr black sparkle #hsr swan sparkle #personally i think dark spark sounds good but thats too out of balance for common ship names rip #hsr march 7th #MARCH WTF DOES THAT MEAN AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MAKE YOU SAY THAT #hsr misha #hsr himeko #hsr dan heng #hsr silver wolf #hsr natasha #hsr serval #hsr servasha #this is like my 3rd top fav ship in this game and my fav rare pair because i don't understand why its rare #hi3 kiana kaslana #ggz raiden mei (I think) #gi lumine

[freddieslater]

I forgot I had an ask for you but I never sent it! What about "You're so fucking hot when you're mad"? I don't know which ship to suggest, because I'd love some scisaac or some brett/Isaac but then I keep thinking What about Sam (Evans)/Sebastian (Smythe)??? AARGH

Dunno. Have a great day!

"No, you know what?" Sam gets up from the bar, grabbing his jacket and pointing at Sebastian, trying to ignore his smug face. "I knew it was a bad idea, giving you the benefit of the doubt."

Spreading his hands, Sebastian asks, "Then why let me sit down?" He suddenly presses forward, getting to his feet as well. With them being the same height, the action brings them face-to-face, with nowhere else to look but right into his eyes. "Why did you buy me a drink if you knew, deep down, I was still bad news?"

That stumps him. Sam presses his lips together in a scowl. What is he meant to say? That he's bluffing, and he let his recent bi awakening get the better of him, so he let himself buy into Sebastian for a while because he thought he was good-looking, even though he remembers vividly what a terrible person he used to be? How shallow does that make him sound?

Shaking his head, he brings a hand between them under the pretence of giving Sebastian a slight shove -- and just to put some much-needed space between them because it's incredibly hard to think straight with him so close, long eyelashes fluttering over narrowed, darkened eyes, and tongue poking out of his teeth tauntingly.

Sebastian doesn't react to the shove, but steadies himself with an infuriating amount of grace and dignity. If anything, he actually looks pleased by it.

"You're pathetic," Sam tells him, with only a pinch of any real feeling behind it. At the sight of Sebastian's twisting smirk, though, and the beginnings of a humoured chuckle, heat rises to his skin and he can't help himself. "No, you know what? You claim to be this -- reformed villain, and that you're all nice, and that you just want people to be able to see you for who you really are instead of who you used to be, but do you wanna know what I think?"

He doesn't pause for an answer; Sebastian just raises his eyebrows with genuine curiosity sparkling in his delighted gaze, never once looking away.

"I think this is exactly who you are," Sam bites out, giving him another shove, this time with more intent. "A mean, cold-hearted bully who takes pleasure in knocking other people down, especially when they have less than you. I've met people like you my entire life, and I used to let them walk all over me. But I'm not going to sit here and pretend you're some good guy and tell you what you want to hear to boost your broken ego when really you're just a dick."

"Wow." Sebastian exhales heavily, with a look on his face like he's too stunned to fully respond. Satisfied, Sam almost feels bad, wondering if he was too harsh or jumped too quickly to a wrong conclusion -- and then Sebastian says, "You're so fucking hot when you're mad."

Okay, you know what, if you want me to write a full fic based on this drabble, I will do it for you in a heartbeat because I'm kind of obsessed with the idea this has now given me, so uhh?? I hope you like it, too!!

#rhyslahey #ask away earthlings! #glee #sebastian smythe #sam evans #sam x sebastian #sebastian x sam

[my-hyperfixation-nation]

So I've just gone through your entire fic list and your Laf/Alex one killed me ;-; I was wondering if you're still taking requests if you would do a fluffy one to heal my heart xD I don't even really ship it so much but I really need healing lol

This is so so so so so late I am so sorry my child! 

Hopefully I’ll still do well on this! Here we go!

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Alex slammed his cup onto the bar, wincing at the dirty look the barista sent him. He sent her an apologetic look as she served out a few shots to a group of girls there for a bachlorette party before she walked over to him.

“You okay or do you just enjoy trying to break my glasses?” He crinkled his nose, forehead coming down to slam on the bar harshly.

The barista jumped, placing the glass she was cleaning down. “Woah buddy, you haven’t had that much to drink.”

Alex lifted his head up. “That’s the problem…”

She sent him a sympathetic look. “Break up?”

He shook his head, “No, my significant other is over there.” He pointed to where Laf was talking with several other people - all who were basically all over them.

Alex doesn’t blame them - it’s hard not to fall in love with the blind idiot. Their curly hair and eyes that sparkle when they smile, their teeth that are whiter than a suburban neighborhood, Laf’s accent made you weak at the knees.

“Your boyfriend - “

“Significant other.” Alex corrected, empty shot glass held to his cheek.

“Right. They just, leave you at bars and flirt with other people?”

“No.” Alex frowned, eyebrows furrowing, “They just don’t realize what they’re doing. Laf has always been a natural flirt, but when they’re actually flirting with someone they like?” Alex chuckled bitterly, “Laf all but knocks themself out…”

“So they’re - “

“Probably just trying to make friends…Tried going over there but everyone here thinks I’m some sixteen year old who snuck in.” She frowned with sympathy.

“Well, you do look quite young.”

Alex let his forehead fall to the bar. “Fuck my life…”

The barista laughed, watching as this man’s significant other tore themself away from the crowd and headed over to him. 

“Alexandre!” Laf cheered, kissing Alex’s cheek with such love in their eyes she felt like she was gonna get diabetes.

“Hey Laf.” Alex tried smiling but it appeared more forced than normal. 

She decided to try and help Alex show Laf what was happening. “So, Laf is it?” They nodded, “Which of those lucky people are you gonna take home?” She sent a wink at Alex’s confused face.

Laf frowned, eyes almost forming a glare. “With my love Alex here, isn’t that right mon petit lion?”

“Oh.” She shrugged, “Just they were all flirting with you, thought you were too. Guess looks can be deceiving.” She walked away, serving the others who had just arrived at the bar.

“Did it really look like I was flirting with them?” Laf’s voice held so much concern Alex wanted to lie, but the three shots basically made the truth spill from him.

“Yeah…” He rubbed the back of his neck, “I mean like, I knew you weren’t but my dumb ass couldn’t help but feel jealous…” He let out a nervous laugh.

 Laf frowned, watching as Alex turned back to his drink. “Baby…”

“It’s fine Laf,” Alex turned around, “D-Don’t worry about - mmm!” He nearly jumped back when he felt Laf crush their lips down on his, smiling as he felt Laf’s hand come and caress his cheek.

Laf pulled back and their foreheads leaned together, “M sorry you were jealous baby…” Laf frowned, “Wish my personality wasn’t so flirty…”

Alex laughed, “I love your flirty personality. It’s funny when someone actually hits on you and you don’t know how to respond but then you’re livid!” 

“I am more mad when someone flirts with you baby boy!”

Alex laughed, head falling to rest on Laf’s chest as he smiled to himself. “Mmmhmm….Let’s get one more drink than call a taxi.” Alex stiffled a yawn, “I’m getting tired…”

Laf nodded. “We can sleep in tomorrow or…” Laf checked the phone, “Today even, and call some delivery. I’m feeling Chinese.”

“M feeling burgers…”

“Both?” Alex nodded as the barista came back, placing down two beers for them.

#hamilton one shot #hamilton one shots #hamilton #alexander hamilton #marquis de lafayette #lafham #hamlaf #lin manuel miranda #daveed diggs #john laurens #hercules mulligan #peggy schuyler #angelica schuyler #eliza schuyler #thomas jefferson #james madison #anthony ramos #okieriete onaodowan #renee elise goldsberry #jasmine cephas jones #philipa soo #hamilton request #requested one shot