#i have this headcanon that orcs/half-orcs don't really uh. kiss each other on the mouth a lot

[everchased]

HELLO I LOVE YOUR HALF ORC TAV, I havent seen many fellow half-orc tavs!! Tusk gang high five!!

Very important question: how do you think Aatarion and a Half-Orc Tav would kiss? 🤔 it be a very teethy situation with so many fangs and tusks

ahaha thank you!! <3

to me, they have a fine time with it as long as their mouths stay closed. astarion's fangs probably aren't any more in the way for a half-orc than they are for other races. they're not too big, and he's practiced.

i think deeper open-mouth kissing is the real danger because that's when the risk of catching lips and knocking teeth really happens and boy those tusks sure are. just in the way.

imo a little bit of teeth bumping if they forget themselves is cute, it's untapped potential to get teased by the vampire for being too eager. but i also think it's possible to avoid IF they pay attention. :)c

here i have an example of a successful smooch excuse the blood

#ask #thranduil-aran-edhil #bg3 #bg3 tav #astarion x tav #oc: finch #blood cw #i have this headcanon that orcs/half-orcs don't really uh. kiss each other on the mouth a lot #although they do knock teeth with each other on purpose #it's that post that's like ''i'm not a top or a bottom i'm having sex that looks like two dogs trying to kill each other'' #that's standard orc foreplay. to me #anyway what was i saying. oh yeah #so it takes a lot of practice and care to kiss people without tusks but also astarion very pointedly (hah!) knows how and when to bite