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the-madame21 · 7 years

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Kanato Vandead Carnival Summary

Kanato's vandead route was a fucking trip ok why did no one tell me it was basically King Kong with a big ass teddy lmfaooo. Lots of kissing, as expected which was great and the sub scenarios were fucking hilarious oh my god why does no one ever talk about how fucking funny diabolik lovers is??? Ok so I’m gonna summarize the route under the cut and his sub scenarios will be on a different post. Mind you I’ve got basic bitch Japanese skills so it’s just a basic idea.

Scene 1: Kanato takes her into a sweets shop and introduces her as his luggage. It’s pretty great cuz everyone refers to Kanato as Kanato-sama since they’re princes and shit. Kanato is being his usual condescending self and all, but he’s super excited and happy cuz he gets to eat all these cakes and stuff. If I’m not mistaken he’s a regular there. He tells Yui to go get him more or something, I can’t really remember but she has to leave the table they’re sitting at. Anyway she overhears these vampire bitches talking mad shit like “ohmagawd who is that with Kanato-sama?? Is it really a human?? ohmagawd why is Kanato-sama with a human? She’s probably his like servant or something fufufufuffufufufu.” And Yui is all in her head like “mm that’s rude...” so she’s about to say something like all kindly the way she does and she’s like “Um, excuse me” but then Kanato goes DIDN’T I TELL YOU TO HURRY UP? HURRY UP AND GET YOUR FACE OVER HERE!! And Yui apologizes (that’s literally like the only thing she ever says is just gomenasai, Kanato-kun) So anyway he grabs her and BAM he’s all up in her face and it’s like a mad makeout session in the middle of the sweets shop and the vampire bitches are like g-g-gasp. And Yui is all like “what are you doing in this sort of place??” And he’s like “Isn’t it obvious? I’m letting you have a taste?” CUZ YEAH HE HAD FUCKING CAKE IN HIS MOUTH SO ITS A DOUBLE TREAT. And basically he’s just licking sweets off her mouth for like the longest. Then after that he yells at the bitches like this human is MINE wahawahwah the way Kanato does.

Scene 2: They’re off to a dress shop. And I swear Yui is so dumb sometimes she’s like “why does Kanato have to go to a dress shop for?” Like it’s for you, stupid. So anyway they go to the dress shop and it’s all fun and shit and the dress shop owner lady is a fun person and you’re supposed to pick the princess dress option. So she makes Yui a big princess dress that she can’t get into without help. GUESS WHO HELPS HER. Yui really tries to be like “oh Kanato call the seamstress” and he’s like WHY WOULD I DO THAT WHEN I’M RIGHT HERE. So then that smexy smexy bowchikabowwow music pops up and you already know what’s going to happen lmao. So he zips her up or whatever but then starts biting and kissing and Yui again is like “In such a place??” But Kanato gives no fucks so he keeps going, and he comments on how pretty her skin looks against the black dress and then sucks some more and lewd comments and all that smexy good stuff. When they’re finally done and come out the shop lady comments on how long that took and Yui gets red af lmaoo. Kanato doesn’t give two shits and tells the shop lady to send the dress to his room.

Scene 3: Basically Teddy gets lost. It’s a fucking mess. The whole time it’s just Kanato crying TEDDY?? WHERE ARE...WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE??? TEDDY?? And they end up in some weird ass doll house with a bunny and they find Teddy. But then Teddy wants to dance or some shit so Yui dances with Teddy which is actually like a game similar to dance dance revolution or tap tap revenge or whatever the fuck lol. So then after that then Kanato says they should dance some more but with him instead so Yui dances with him and he insists they get closer and it’s like dawww. Much sexual tension~ But then Teddy gets jealous or some shit and there’s more drama and Kanato screaming and Teddy runs away again.

Scene 4: Continuations of TEDDY WHERE ARE YOU GWAAAHHH. But then *plot twist* Teddy is actually a ginormous monster now known as “Big Teddy” and honestly I was fucking dying of laughter oh my god it was such a mess. He fucking kidnaps Yui and Kanato is fucking losing his shit ok like oh man it was fucking great I couldn’t stop laughing. So Teddy finally drops Yui off in the ballroom and it’s like *surprise* she’s the queen of the carnival!! And people congratulate her or whatever the fuck and Kanato catches up and is yelling at Teddy and shit but finally says even still he can’t hate Teddy cuz blah blah so Teddy shrinks again and returns to being Kanato’s doll or whatever.

Finale: Lots of touchy touchy feely-ness. It’s actually pretty fantastic. Kanato becomes super sweet and stove while still being his scary possessive self. So he says he has a surprise for her and they go up to the roof to see some fireworks and I think Kanato mentions something about the dress again and how he’d like to see her in it so Yui says she’ll go change and to please wait for her. Which is stupid since he goes with her anyway since she can’t fucking put it on by herself anyway. But whatever. So they go to his room and he helps her put on the dress and this happens:

“Please let me see you from the front. Mm...as expected, you’re beautiful.”

SOBS OMG KANATO YOU’RE SO SWEET. So yeah so then whatever he’s like all lovey dovey the way he was in HDB with his possessive kisses and it’s the freaking best.

“That’s fine. I don’t need the dress. What I want...is Yui.”

“I will always be by Kanato-kun’s side.”

Overall it was fucking awesome. A++++++ for giant ass Teddy. I fucking died. And his sub scenarios were great too which I’ll post in a bit.

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