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#i need more of luci standing up for himself against alastor
blaackbiird · 2 months
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personally I don't think people lean enough into the fact that Lucifer could fucking demolish Alastor without breaking a sweat. There's too many fics where Alastor's threats scare Lucifer and like what??
I love their antagonistic relationship. I love the idea of their rivalry, of them needling each other and pushing each other to break composure. I love the idea that Lucifer is emotional and easily annoyed/pissed off and Alastor loves playing off that.
But if Alastor ever genuinely threatened Lucifer? There's no way Lucifer would take that seriously, or lying down. Of course he'd put Alastor in his place if he ever actually needed to.
I need more fics of Alastor attempting to threaten Lucifer, or pushing Lucifer too far, and then learning exactly why he's the king of Hell.
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lutewife · 2 months
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luci with a short ma le reader the uses as an arm rest please?
Shorter!reader, male!reader, reader has anger issues, Lucifer is a smug mf, mutual pining
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Warnings: Silliness all the way
Notes: I gotchu darlin'. My first ever male reader request, finally!! Sorry if it's too short (get it? short haha...), I have writer's block rn, so it's hard for me to even get to work 🥹🥹 But I cannot leave my requests hangin', so have it, nevertheless! Enjoy.
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First of all, damn how come you're shorter than Lucifer?
Well, at least you're taller than Niffty, that's something. I'm sorry
The demon wonders that too when he first meets you. Considering that the first thing you do is...
Laugh at him.
"Damn, who would've thought that the king of hell would be this..." You gesticulate with your hand. "...Small."
You have the nerve to behave like that towards him, I'll give you that.
But the sight of Lucifer standing next to Alastor, who's a freaking giant compared to him is just too funny.
Until the irritated monarch comes up to you.
Everything would be fine, if it weren't for that you are MUCH shorter than him.
Damn it, genes!
The sight from above would be even funnier; an angry duckling, just looking up.
But he wasn't looking up, he was looking down. And he was fucking terrifying.
But hot.
You were just about to say "Sorry, daddy", but bit your tongue.
That would be kinda gay.
And a death wish to the boot.
But to your surprise, you weren't dead — yet. Instead, you felt something resting on your head.
Which was his arm.
How the tables have turned...
"Sooorry, couldn't hear you from down there, what were you saying?" He exaggerates smugly and leans into you even more, causing you to bend under the weight.
Oh, come on! You're not even that short! (You are.)
You try to free yourself from the fallen angel's strength, but fail miserably, as his smile widens even more.
So this is your life now...
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From now on, whenever Lucifer visited the hotel, he bullied you, mercilessly.
Although the demon wouldn't admit it himself, it was only because he took a liking to you and your snarky behaviour.
That's why he loved turning it against you.
You were drinking with Husk? Lucifer sat next to you and used your head as an arm rest, causing you to slouch in your seat, comically.
You were trying to decorate the hotel with everyone and couldn't reach somewhere?
"Hey, dumbasses! I can't reach the place you made me 'decorate'!" You yelled with irritation. Why was the world always against you? After Angel told you to chill and Charlie apologized a little too much, Lucifer appeared. "Dad?! What're you..." "Don't worry sweetie, I got this." After saying this, he immediately scoops you up and using his wings, he flies up to the place (or rather much higher than it was needed). You blush furiously and swear him out in every language you know, just to hide the fact, that you like being bridal carried by him a little too much. Gay. "Y-You! You dumbass king! You, you, you...! You dumbo! Dumb bitch!" "Stop struggling! Is dumb the only word you know?!"
Anyway, you try to break free, and it ends with you falling on Lucifer and him falling face flat on the floor. Ouch.
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Well, to put it mildly, your relationship was... Funny. One day, you were vibing in the library, as usual. But you couldn't reach the book on the last shelve, even after standing on a stool. Great. (Un)fortunely for you, Lucifer was just looking for you. Seeing you struggle as always put a smile on his face. "Need some help with getting that?" "Shut the fuck up. I can get this myself." You jumped up on the stool, but with no result. You tried to do it more times, but it was the same. "Sooooo?" God, you wanted to wipe his stupid, smug grin off his face. But you didn't have a choice. Bearing yourself, you groaned. "Get that for me." "Couldn't hear you from down there, what did you say?" "I'm... I'm literally higher than you, now." He ignored his obvious slip up and you sighed. "Can you..." You groaned again. "... Please, get that for me?" When you still didn't receive a reaction, you asked, as if on the verge of irritation. "...Seriously?" "Yes." He straightened out. You facepalmed, cringing, but said it either way, in monotone voice. "Oh, the all mighty and incredibly hot king of hell, please, for fuck's sake, GET ME THE BOOK!" Wow. You really had stroked his ego with that. Apart from the last part. "Gladly." In a blink of an eye, he flies up and, as if teasingly, leans on you to reach the shelf. Unfortunately, the stool you were standing on wasn't a very stable thing. So naturally, you fell down. And it looked painful. Lucifer hadn't expected that in the slightest, probably forgetting his strength. So when you let out a pained groan, he starts to panic. Blabbering incoherently, he fails to notice that you are okay and have literally stood up a while ago. Your irritation has now reached its peak. Who gave him the right to be this fucking cute while being so annoying at the same time?! You pull the literal king of hell by his bow tie to reach your level. Your noses were basically touching at this point. You definitely were intruding his personal space, but your anger was stronger than your common sense. "Shut. The. Fuck. Up." You whispered harshly. And as if subconsciously, without even feeling the movement of your body, you pulled him into a kiss, in which you expressed all of your pent-up frustration. Utterly flustered Lucifer didn't even know how to react, so he just gave into your heated frustration. After a while though, you move away and look into his confused eyes, slowly realising what you did. You turn around, not to show your undoubtedly too red face. "You are so fucking annoying, dumbass." You just say, trying not to voice break while doing so. You quickly run away from the situation, leaving the profusely blushing Lucifer completely flabbergasted. And then... "LET'S FUCKING GOOO!" You just cheered, being able to be finally honest.
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End notes: Maybe it's not any good, but I tried to cook up something a little different! I hope you've enjoyed this lil' drabble and stay tuned for new posts!
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alastorsradio · 4 years
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All Dogs Go To... Hell?
Ahaha.. I said I was posting this several days ago but I got really busy, I apologize! Thank you to everyone who gave me suggestions on my post, I decided to just post it on here as well!
I legit thought of this idea while half-asleep and thinking about a fanart I saw a while back, so I apologize if it lowkey sucks.
This is my first Hazbin fic so go easy on me pls, I hope y’all enjoy. Thank you to my friend Hosh for helping me with details <3
                                                                                                            The hotel was quiet, it was getting quite late at night. The fire crackled lightly at the fireplace, the only noise to be heard. Other than the occasional clinking noise of whatever Husk was drinking at the bar. You were seated in between Alastor’s legs as he lay across the couch reading. You, however, decided on a more modern approach as you scrolled through your phone. Everything was calm, as you snuggled closer to Alastor you almost were lulled to sleep. Almost.
Suddenly, the hotel door burst open garnering both yours and Alastor’s attention. Husk was already passed out at the bar. Charlie ran excitedly in, looking around and noticing you two. She was hiding something behind her back.
“Guys!! I found this little guy running around outside the hotel!” She revealed she was carrying a small furry black dog with white spots along its’ back. If you had to guess, you’d say it was a Pomeranian. Immediately Alastor tensed behind you. You glanced at it, unimpressed.
“Uh, a dog?” You stare, a slight frown on your face.
“Yeah! I was just out trying to get new recruits for the hotel and as I was on my way back I found him. Well, not actually outside the hotel. A few blocks from here, but he looked hungry!” Charlie seemed far too excited about her new puppy friend, her smile practically going from ear to ear. She was beginning to give Alastor a run for his money. Meanwhile, he hadn’t taken his eyes off of the puppy since she had shown it. His grin was forced, you could tell.
You sighed. “Charlie, you stole a dog?”
“What? No, uh, it was lost,” she paused, looking slightly guilty, “I think. Okay, maybe it had a home, but I felt bad! How about this, we put up missing posters around and if the owner comes and claims it we give it back. If not, we have a new pet!”
“Okay, I guess.” You went back to looking at your phone. Charlie set the puppy down, watching it excitedly as it sniffed different things around the room. It seemed about as excited as she was, happily panting with its’ tongue out as it explored.
“Dear, don’t you think we have enough things to take care of?” Alastor spoke up, watching the dog like a hawk. “I mean we already have Angel’s pet pig, and Angel is practically a pet himself, albeit not a good one.” You snickered slightly at that.
“I’ve always wanted a pet though, it’ll be easy. I’ll do all the work, I promise.” Charlie glanced around the room. “Hey, um, can you guys watch him for a minute? I’m gonna go get him some food. After this, I’ll do all the work.”
What happened to trying to find the owner?
You looked up at her again about to deny her. But you just couldn’t. You knew she probably never could have a pet as a child, and she seemed so excited even if it wasn’t hers. You huffed a little before agreeing that yes, you’d watch her new dog while she rummaged around in the kitchen for whatever she could feed a dog.
The dog, however, was still exploring the lobby. You watched it to make sure it didn’t leave that area, but Alastor was doing his own pretty good job of that. As it came closer to you, you couldn’t help but notice as he pushed himself closer into the couch cushions. Your eyebrow raising slightly in confusion. You knew he didn’t like dogs, and that was fine. You didn’t either. Even when you were alive, you were a cat person through and through. Dogs were too loud and energetic. But, your poor menacing overlord of boyfriend seemed legitimately scared of this tiny thing.
You wanted to mention it, but you knew he would never admit it. Plus, everyone had their fears, you weren’t going to judge. As the dog stood at the bottom of the couch, you untangled yourself from Alastor and stood up. If he was scared of this thing, you might as well stand between him and the terrifying beast. It sat down, staring up at you as it panted lightly. As you got a better look at it, you noticed a blue collar sticking out under its’ fur. It was quite fluffy, so it was hard to see far away. You bent down to better look at the blue object, noticing a silver tag at the end of it. Taking hold of it, you read the name inscribed into it.
Lucy
So the dog had a collar and a name. Charlie straight up stole someone's dog. You laughed slightly to yourself, shaking your head. She had good intentions, but this definitely was some other demons pet. You glanced over to Alastor who had still not moved an inch.
“Al, I promise I won’t let it get you.” The slightly amused smile on your face caused him to narrow his eyes at you. You’d probably pay for that comment later. “Look isn’t she cute?” You pet the dog's fur, it happily turning to lick at your cheek.
Alastor all but growled at that. His smile becoming darker as static filled the room. You didn’t know if he was legit jealous of a dog, or just angry that you were teasing him.
“Don’t you want to pet her?” You offered, continuing to stroke the dogs fur much to her delight.
“No. I do not.” His voice was strained as he grit his teeth together. Out of fear or anger, you didn’t know. Maybe both. His ears were firmly flat against his head. You started to feel bad.
You decided that was enough teasing. “Okay, okay. You know I don’t like them either. Hold on.”
You stood from your spot, walking over to the door. You called for the dog, using her newfound name and she immediately came to you. At least she was trained. As you started to open the door to let her back on the streets where she couldn’t terrorize your boyfriend any further, you jumped at the surprise of another demon at the door.
The very irritated demon glared at you. Before looking down and spotting his dog standing behind you, happily wagging her tail with her tongue out. “Yeah, can I have my dog back?”
It was more of a demand than a question. You moved out of the way so the dog could go back to her rightful owner. “Uh, sorry about that.”
“Whatever.” The demon picked up Lucy and rolled his eyes at you. “I don’t care if she’s the princess or whatever, if she tries to steal my pet again it’s personal.”
The growl in his voice at the end of his sentence let you know he was serious. Before you could speak, he took his leave. You shrugged before making your way back into the hotel and shutting the door behind you.
“The evil is defeated.” You smirked and you could tell that Alastor had relaxed. You made your way back over to the couch and returned to your space in between his legs. One of his arms made its way to snake around your stomach, holding you tighter than he really needed to.
Charlie made her way excitedly back in the room, carrying a couple beef sticks that Angel had bought a while back. “Okay!”, she paused to breathe, looking down at the snacks, “I found something. I don’t know what kind of snacks dogs like, but it’s beef so he should like it right?”
You actually kind of felt bad. Alastor released his grip enough so you could sit up properly and look at her.
“Um, about that-“ You started, but Charlie began to look around the room in confusion.
“Where’d he go? Didn’t you watch him?” She frowned, worry laced in her voice.
“No, we did but, he’s actually a she. And her name is Lucy. Her owner kind of showed up and demanded we give her back. I’m sorry.” You admitted.
Hey, at least you didn’t have to feel guilty that you just threw the dog outside like you had planned to.
“Oh.” Charlie looked down at the floor sorrowfully. You really hoped she wasn’t going to cry. It wasn’t directly your fault, but you felt bad.
“Smile, dear! The sooner we got rid of that mutt the better! She didn’t seem to be well behaved at all, and I’m sure we can find you a much better pet.” Alastor grinned at her. She looked up and faintly smiled back.
“One that isn’t a canine. How do you feel about a cat?” You playfully rolled your eyes as he basically forbid dogs on the premises. A cat sounded good though.
Charlie half-smiled at him. “Thanks, but I think you were right before. Plus, we already have a cat.”
“That we do! Husk, my dear friend.” Alastor completed, and Charlie nodded.
At the sound of his name, Husk awoke from his drunken slumber, immediately grumbling. He slowly turned to look towards all three of you. “The fuck you want?”
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jadedsilverlining · 4 years
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"So this is the half-dragon your mother mentioned to me. It's a pleasure to meet you Mr. Jiao-long," Lucifer said, extending his hand for a shake. It wasn't often he did this but given in the traditional lore, he did once take the form of a dragon. The response was... more than a little violent.
"Get. Your piece of shit father. Away from me." Ryū growled to Charlie.
"Excuse me?" The fallen angel asked in surprise. The room temperature fluctuated, a tornado beginning to form between the two demons. Ryū's head suddenly grew horns that, if facing the right way or used on someone behind him, could easily gore a demon like a bull tearing through tissue paper. Charlie began panicking until Alastor stepped in.
"Ryū my boy, please! He is a guest! And more importantly, he is here to meet you! Now, why would you disturb the wonderful greeting he has given you?"
Ryū scoffed and turned to the side.
"I don't have to justify myself to anyone, especially Luci over there." Alastor could tell in a heartbeat that the young demon was upset over the treatment of Charlie. The two had become very good friends.
"You know, it won't make anything easier on her by doing this. In fact, it may create more problems..." Alastor said quietly.
"I say, Charlie, do you always work with such uncouth demons? If there was any doubt in my mind about the need for your hotel then this is my justification," Lucifer said mockingly. Ryū's hair began to raise, a constant growl resonating in his chest. He became tinted red slightly, the room going from a comfortable warmth to a blistering summer heat far too quickly.
"And there it is! Honestly, why don't we just kick this bastard to the curb and be done with it?! He clearly doesn't need to be here!" Charlie put a comforting hand on Ryū's shoulder and stepped forward.
"Dad, regardless of what you say, there are some who do believe in my cause. We don't know if it's really possible but change starts with drive. You can't have any drive if you give up when it gets hard. That's not who I am." Ryū visibly relaxed once she said that and it took a few minutes for the room temp to return to normal. But there was still one issue.
"My life is mine to control. Now please, you are hindering my guests' rehabilitation. I'm going to need you to leave," Charlie said, finally taking a stand against her father on something. Being a dragon paints some targets it seems.
“Very well, if this brute is the first to be redeemed, then I will take back my comments about you and this Hotel. All of them,” Lucifer said, laughing to himself as he walked off. He didn’t believe a single one of them could be redeemed, let alone some of the bigger demons like Alastor or even Jiao-long himself. He will most certainly be paying more attention to the Hotel.
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