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Bords fake smile is so obvious. Its that one.

a thorough investigation of thomas bordeleau’s smile so that i do not fall asleep on my breaks at work today

^^^ my sleep paralysis demon keeping me awake

research question: is thom’s fake smile crooked? is his real smile crooked? is he bad at posing in photos he himself does not take?

1. we are starting with photos of thom i already have on my phone, the number of which is probably going to be embarrassing but i can only have 10 on a post at a time. hopefully i don’t have more than that

this was easier than i thought because i forgot i had video of thom being giggly & embarrassed by podcast hosts—for sure a real smile, for sure real crooked. woof ✊😔

however i feel like this is cheating because the original smile in question was photographed, which leads me to:

2. more photos of borde on my phone

are you only showing half your mouth because the other half is crooked? this is the start of the evidence that borde is incredibly particular about angles & very aware of what he looks like on camera

real hot girls have italian summer boyfriends 😜 crooked smile is in full display but we don’t get the full eye crinkle—obviously a posed photo but likely caught in the middle of actually smiling and being happy, so the pearly whites are out [also: real wh*res wear their necklaces so that the pendant sits in the divot of their collarbone. speaking from experience bords i’m gonna ki** you]

more italian summer boyfriend posting, increasingly more photo op posed, evidenced by the closed mouth smile. this is the most relatable picture of him i have ever seen because i too am gay and do not know how to pose without throwing up a ✌️and awkwardly smiling without my teeth when forced to take a picture. unfortunately i don’t have an italian summer boyfriend wearing little white short shorts to gently touch elbows with :(

this is not a smile but it’s still crooked and i’m mad about it, and i also am 99% sure i saved this for matty looking good in the background before i even cared about thom but now that i’m unhinged this is good arm tattoo content (have been wondering about the little one on his left arm, clearly says “faith” here) and nose scar? scratch? freckle? it’s endearing 😡

3. this is still just more photos from my phone but i can’t have a list with two things on it so we’re all pretending like this is a valid bullet point

blanks my adopted blorbo 🥺🥺 this is a photo caught in motion of bords really smiling, unaware of the camera, which i’m using as evidence to say that thom real smiles w/ teeth. he looks overjoyed to see blanks & i can’t fault him (we are not discussing the kj tag now)

4. I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING TO GOOGLE SO I CAN STOP SCROLLING THROUGH MY CAMERA ROLL

thom looks like he inherited half of his mouth from his dad and half of it from his mom split down the middle (please see the chart)

assuming that this is baby thom, the smile has forever been tilted which is possibly even worse than the formation of a habit or a slant caused by injury or like. dip lip. nooooo borde has ALWAYS been like this

to conclude: i forgot what the question was but now you have a ??? masterpost ??? of borde’s crooked mouth 🤧

#also oddly: looked at the prom photos & went ‘oh quinn hughes vibes’#same awkward energy tbh #me 11 hours later: so that was a journey #thomas bordeleau my worstie my hatred spirit my incorrigible terrible meow meow #i refuse to admit defeat at the hands of the umich boys #liv in the replies #oh wait the number of rabbit holes i went down today #speaking of quinn hughes seeing which usntdp boys made the cut for jade’s follow list was i n t e r e s t i n g #matty made the cut but he has a sister & italian summer bf mo made it but briss did not poulin also made the cut #guilting myself into writing borde because i should respect how he spells his name but my heart is crying BORDYYY IT NEEDS A Y who is bOrDe #13 HOURS 😭 this is a 13 hour long post. i came home from work & had to just sit with the fact that i made this for 2 hours #like do i put it under a read more cut? do i just accept my fate as the bords poster? is this who i am now #stating for the jury that i am a detroit red wings fan ride or die #also that my love for thomas bordeleau can officially be priced at 46$ (bought the sjs crewneck from my vague tags) wait what number is he-#ok i am safe he is 23 on the sharks he has never been 46 everything is fine #the bordy picture is possibly my new favorite reaction meme 😭 it’s so accurate

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your tags have brought me great joy and i am so happy for you on this blessed occasion of the thom bordeleau ear piercing!!!! have you seen the block M earring yet?

YES I HAVE THANK YOU SO MUCH 🥰 and it is probably for the best that tumblr ate my tags about that before i could post it 😵‍💫🤐 the pictures are currently sitting in my drafts because every time i think about looking at the block M again i lose all sense of coherent functioning,,, just like.

how long has he had the piercing?? (is it just the one ear?? who knows!! he’s only ever photographed from his “good side”!!!) has he been hiding it just for this special occasion??? saving up the special M earring to go with his special little main character outfit so that he has playoff drip??? or is he just blatantly ignoring all rules about treating your new piercings???? is this a team bonding “we made the playoffs” exercise and if so WHOMST else got their ears pierced???? otherwise why would you not wait the week to get them pierced when you didn’t have to worry about a helmet?????? @ umich i have so many questions please just a morsel of an answer just a smidge of one singular reason can you at least tell thom to buy a pair of hoops—

#very hhrrrrghghhgrhrgrhrg frothing at the mouth okay i’m fine now meme #except i am so very much not fine #i refuse to admit defeat at the hands of the umich boys #me every single time: 🥺🥺 you liked my tags 🥺🥺#liv in the replies #ferryboatpeak #@ thom wasn’t i right 🥰 don’t you just love your ears pierced 🥰 doesn’t it look soooooo good i know right 🥰 ahahaha x #all the ways u can accessorize ur cool girl Gender outfits… thom pierces his ears & IMMEDIATELY starts wearing flashy earrings my influence😌#somebody come bonk me i am fully squeak squeaking the clown shoes are ON the head is BIG the nose is ROUND it’s clown time for bordy baybe

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