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dailyabx · 3 years

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Day 14

Today was an extremely exhausting day. I had three assignments due today, so I had to hurry and finish all of them today and ended up only having about 3 hours of sleep in total. I really look forward to sleeping early tonight and resting. I also got the chance to eat something today. After thinking over about what I wrote about yesterday and the day before that, I decided to come out of my room and instead of taking a break resting/sleeping, I decided to go eat. Surprisingly, even though sleeping would help make me feel better, taking the time to stop and go out to eat with my family did not take a large amount of my time. I may not do this everyday, however, but I now realize that I always have time to spare to do the things that I could do for my health.

Today I consumed leftover boiled pork stew with mustered greens and fried rice. I don’t think I mention this a lot, but of course I ate normal white rice as well like every day.

This is the fried rice my mom made. I think there was a lot left over from the last few days, so that may be why she made fried rice (she rarely does this). This made me think about the huge amount of rice we have stashed away and how much rice we don’t eat when we forget to take time to eat actual food instead of ramen. It amazes me every time I see how much rice we have, that I don’t really know or remember the price of a pack of rice. I asked my mom and sister, and since we didn’t need to go get rice for awhile, it may cost $30-$50 per large bag.

Lastly, the game and media I consumed today were the same games like always. However, because it was a busy day, I didn’t get to play as much. There’s even a new event, so I might stay up tonight or play it all day tomorrow. I also watched some anime today. Gintama, a very long series about a silver permed hair guy who was a samurai working as a Jack-of-All-Trades along with Shinpachi, a glasses kendo fighter who has a sister and loves a particular idol, and Kagura, an alien who is one of the strongest species crashing at the protagonist’s place with an overbearing father and brother. It is a comedy, so of course it was hilarious. It was nice seeing nostalgic characters and jokes. I also watched the anime movie of the anime Given, which I really looked forward to before I watched it today.

Now, I’m going to get to watch the new episode of The Promised Neverland, whose story is going off the story in the original manga! I am super excited to find out how they’ll progress the anime.

Gintama wallpaper.

Also, here are some songs I listened to today:

- Read My Heart by Satan (Shinya Sumi) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IUYnaPB_F8&ab_channel=Satan%28voiceactor%3AShinyaSumi%29-Topic

- My Chance! by Leviathan (Satoshi Kada) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfQfkvwS-Jk&ab_channel=Leviathan%28voiceactor%3ASatoshiKada%29-Topic

- Here Comes a Thought by Estelle and AJ Michalka https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdMFKklFqkg&ab_channel=StevenUniverse-Topic

- Everything Stays feat. Olivia Olson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr0UOKd1dd0&ab_channel=AdventureTime-Topic

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foreversilversoul-blog · 5 years

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Gintama Fanfiction: Never try to mimic someone else's writing. It will just make you look stupid!

(Disclaimer: Gintama belongs to Sorachi Hideaki. This is just a stupid attempt at replicating the humor of Gintama and making fun of things created by people way more creative than me. Don't take it too seriously. All the jokes are just meant to be jokes. No offense on any ship, character or fan is intended. It is written for fun.).

Setting: A shot of the Yorozuya building from outside (You know the one).

Kagura: Good morning!

Gintoki: Jeez, don’t talk so loudly early in the morning. You are hurting poor Gin san’s head.

Kagura: That’s what happens when you drink all day you moron.

Gintoki: Yeah yeah I heard that already. Just bring me a glass of water will you?

Kagura: Go get it yourself you are closer.

Gintoki: That’s horrible you ungrateful brat. Why is it that parents always sacrifice so much to raise their child but then the damn brat can’t even bring a glass of water once the parent grows old?

Kagura: You didn’t raise me and you are not even that old. Go get it yourself.

Gintoki: Kids these days. Fine I’ll get it myself.

Kagura: Bring me some as well.

Shinpachi: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT!

Gin and Kagura: Huh?

Shinpachi: What is going on here? What are you guys even talking about? Why are you just lying there and acting like you are doing things?

Kagura: Calm down glasses. This isn't even real.

Gintoki: It is just a cheap fanfiction Pattsuan, relax. I’m not going to get up from the couch for that.

Shinpachi: What?

Gintoki: Yeah. Didn’t you notice? We don’t even talk like ourselves.

Kagura: Yeah it is just some random guy living in his parents’ basement trying to mimic the gorilla’s style.

Shinpachi: Hold on? So it isn’t the gorilla writing it?

Kagura: It might be a gorilla for all we know.

Gintoki: It just isn’t our gorilla. By the way Kagura, what happened to your accent?

Kagura: What do you mean, uh-huh?

Gintoki: Nevermind. It sounds stupid. Go back to talking normaly.

Kagura: Shut up. So what are we going to do, just sit here and talk?

Shinpachi: Yeah, usually fanfictions have some action and romance right?

Gintoki: Oi oi, why are you blushing Pattsuan? Are you excited to finally graduate from being a virgin?

Kagura: It doesn’t work like that you know? You will still be virgin no matter what happens here. You will always be a virgin unless the gorilla does something about it.

Shinpachi: STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT!

Gintoki: Calm down you two there is no need to worry about this being canon or not for Shinpachi.

Kagura: What do you mean?

Gintoki: Have you ever checked the internet? Noone writes anything like that for him anyway.

Kagura: Huh really? Even the fans don’t give him any action then?

Shinpachi: SHUT UP! It is not my fault those guys don’t see my potential. Have you seen me in the second movie? I looked really cool there.

Gintoki: That one gets some action actually. In fact, your fake future self actually gets more action than you.

Shinpachi: Wha-

Kagura: It is a little weird. I would think that Shinpachi would be the perfect character for a bland harem story lead.

Gintoki: Now that you mention it, he looks like the perfect character to fall into a different world governed by some video game rules where random busty girls start falling in love with him for no reason.

Kagura: Yeah, because no girl in the real world would ever fall for him.

Shinpachi: STOP! We are not turning this into a Shinpachi roasting story. Who would even want to read that?

Kagura: I don’t know. It worked just fine for 700 chapters of the manga.

Gintoki: That was pretty much all we did and people still bought it.

Shinpachi: THERE WERE OTHER THINGS HAPPENING IN THAT MANGA DAMN IT! IT WASN’T JUST ABOUT MAKING FUN OF ME.

Gintoki: Really? I don’t remember anything else.

Kagura: Yeah just making fun of Shinpachi and making references to other shows here and there.

Shinpachi: Have you guys paid any attention to the manga?

Gintoki: Relax Pattsuan. We are just trying to be newcomer friendly.

Kagura: Yeah most people dropped the anime after the first 20 episodes anyway, so might as well ignore the rest.

Shinpachi: That doesn’t even make sense. Why would anyone who hasn’t finished the anime even read a fanfiction about it?

Kagura and Gintoki: To make fun of it.

Shinpachi: NOT EVERYONE IS AS EVIL AS YOU DAMN IT.

Gintoki: Whatever. Is anything even going to happen in this fanfiction? It has been over two pages and we are just blabbering random stuff as always.

Kagura: I don’t mind. I get paid anyway and I’m glad that I don’t have to interract with that sadistic freak for once in one of these.

Gintoki: Well I’m not happy. Shouldn’t I be getting some action by now? It is the only reason I bother appearing in these things. Unlike the gorilla, they also let me have some nice action. Yet I have to stare at your ugly mugs again in this one. Where are the babes damn it?

Shinpachi: Yeah there are no girls here.

Kagura: Well technically, I’m a-

Gintoki: THERE ARE NO GIRLS HERE.

Shinpachi: Yeah. I wish Otsu chan would get some role.

Kagura: Hey. Stop ignoring me you bastards.

Gintoki: How would that work? The only thing she is good for is singing and that wouldn’t even work in writing.

Shinpachi: It works in the manga.

Gintoki: No it doesn’t. That’s why noone cares for her. Can’t we get Ketsuno Ana here?

Shinpachi: I don’t think she is that popular either.

Gintoki: People don’t have any taste. Fine then, bring me someone popular. I just want some action at this point. (Knock on the door). Finally, Gin san is going to get some action. You two go out and do something else. (Opens the door).

Hijikata: Yorozuya, I’m here to arrest you. I will have to handcuff you to myself but I don’t have the keys so we’ll just open it when we get back to the sta-

Gintoki: (Slams the door) NOT THAT DAMN IT. I’m sick of seeing that nicotine freak. Give me someone else. Someone that I actually had some romantic interractions with. (Another knock on the door).

Hasegawa: Gin san, I need some money and I’d do anything for it. Anything.

Gintoki: (Slams the door again) Fuck it I give up. Why does everything have to be turned into a punchline anyway? That’s not how fanfiction works. You don’t have to write like the gorilla. You are supposed to live your sexual fantasies through us, don’t you know?

Kagura: Well who would you prefer then? Did you even have any girls that you had romantic interactions with?

Gintoki: Well if you ask me who I would want, then I would probably say-

Shinpachi: NO! DON’T TURN THIS INTO A PLACE FOR SHIPPING WARS DAMN IT.

Gintoki: I know. Do you think I’m that stupid? I was going to say Ketsuno Ana. That one never causes any issues.

Kagura: Yeah, because noone really takes your crush on her seriously.

Gintoki: Exactly. Fucking assholes.

Shinpachi: Can you guys stop insulting our fans? It has been almost four pages and nothing happened so far.

Gintoki: ...

Kagura: …

Shinpachi: What is going on, why is noone talking?

Gintoki: …

Kagura: …

Shinpachi: SAY SOMETHING DAMN IT!

Gintoki: What do you want us to say? This fanfiction is already hopeless Pattsuan. The best thing we can do is stall a bit so we manage to go over four pages.

Kagura: Yeah, I’d prefer if this thing ends before any other random character shows up and people try to pair me up with them. Especially-

Gintoki: Don’t. Give them. Ideas.

Sadaharu: (By the window) WAN!

Shinpachi: What is it Sadaharu? Oh the shinsengumi is coming here. Hijikata san and Okita san specifically. And they seem to have handcuffs and a-

Gintoki: And this is where this story ends. Good bye everyone.

Kagura: Tune in next time kids where we will be doing something actually entertaining. Hopefully.

Shinpachi: WAIT, Gin san, Kagura chan. Damn it. We didn’t even make it to the end of the fourth page. Why can’t I get some action for once. (Another knock on the door. Shinpachi gets excited and opens the door).

Gedomaru: Hi. I have to go and fight a war with Satan and I was wondering if you could take care of my midnight snack- I mean this pandemonium while I’m away.

(Shinpachi slams the door and walks away).

#Gintama #Sakata Gintoki #Kagura #Shinpachi #Fanfiction #anime

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