#i was thinking about the time a snapping turtle was in my hs parking lot

[criticallyincorrect]

Fjord: Honestly, fuck turtles! They seem all cute, innocent, and shy because they hide behind their shell, but they’re fucking vicious!!!

#yeah i dunno #i was thinking about the time a snapping turtle was in my hs parking lot #it was fucking vicious man #i dont trust turtles #fjord critical role #fjord #critical role #critical role campaign two #the mighty nein #incorrect critical role #incorrect mighty nein #im ad libbing because sam riegel cast bardic inspiration on me #and no one can stop me now