#i’m just saying. if jonathan jarchivist sims had lived somewhere without a huge population like london. he would’ve 100% had to suffer the

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It would’ve been really awkward if Jon had just kept running into former Statement givers in public. Like, imagine you’ve spent months dealing with some fucked up eye creature haunting your nightmares to feast upon your fear, but then you spot him at Tesco as he’s pulling out a calculator to figure out which loaf of bread (on sale!) offers the most bread per pound (🍞/£). How would you cope with that?

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #jarchivist #i’m just saying. if jonathan jarchivist sims had lived somewhere without a huge population like london. he would’ve 100% had to suffer the #‘teacher spotted by students in the produce aisle’ experience #and honestly i think it was an act of mercy on the Web’s part not to make this happen to him on a regular basis #also i just think jon is the kind of guy who would bring a calculator to the grocery store #it’s his ocpd swag i think. (i know he isn’t canon ocpd but to me. he has ocpd with ppd traits) #(someone has to bring a fuckton of personality disorder headcanons to this fandom. and that someone is me.) #(it ain’t much but it’s honest work)