#i'm gonna go make lunch ☹ bye 👋

[parcai]

okay question. so ur in a kitchen and u have to make a meal or u get executed. u have just enough prep time and all the available and possible spices and ingredients that you could need. ur life is on the line and i believe u have pride in ur cooking so ur probably going to make ur best recipe 🤔 or maybe something u know for sure ur executioners will like? 🤔 idk. anyway so what is the meal that u would cook to save ur life dude and why did u choose it 😱🌭

i have excessive pride in everything i do 😚

🤔 we have to be v strategic here...i would need to know what the executioners are like and then make a food they probably had homecooked as a kid and win w nostalgia 🤨

but seeing as i have been given no backstory ☹ i think i will just make whatever i enjoy bc if i die at least i get to eat good stuff first and EYE am the star here 🌟😍🧠 hmm so probably maharashtrian pomfret curry bc u can't get the ingredients here + i miss it 😔 and fried bombay duck (this is not a duck 💀 it's a fish) with fresh goan black crab and white rice bc if we're abt to die it's okay to be unhealthy 💀💀💀 and then solkadi to drink + mix w rice on the side, and maybe taak (which is like this white dairy-based drink thing) just bc i doubt the executioners have spice tolerance MDHDKDHSL embarrassing 🤥

and then dessert would be gulab jamun w fruit custard because these things, like fish curry, take forever to make so even if the executioners do not like the dishes, or like burn their tongues off, i have plenty of time to prep for an escape route 😈

#hot dog... #those r so creepy i think 😧 #they're so rubbery + weird i think we should banish them except for when weiner dogs (🐕) dress up as them for halloween (🎃) #bc that's cute and funny 🥰 #tw food #logan tag #answered #hmm i thought a lot abt this #😭 i'm hungry i think i woke up after ELEVEN HOURS of sleeping MDHDKSHSLS??? #i'm gonna go make lunch ☹ bye 👋 #sickening how i can't eat half these things bc none of it is in the us 🙄🔫💔 #long post