#if Aziraphale expected him to still be moping around Whickber Street too bad

[ashfae]

A thing I'd like to see in Season 3

I love depressed angry divorcee Crowley as much as anyone, but have you considered this?

[The Scene: Somewhere Not in the UK. Aziraphale stands with a group of Rather Dubious Sorts, who he has come across by accident while attempting to…well, that’s a long story. They’re detaining him not-quite-forcibly and saying he’ll need to speak to The Boss before they can let him go. He’s clearly nearing the end of his patience. A moment of silence. Then, music starts to play in the background.] Stomp stomp clap. Stomp stomp clap.  [Aziraphale looks up, frowning slightly.] Stomp stomp clap. Stomp stomp clap.  [The camera focuses on the wheels of a car, dark and menacing and taking a curve at a controlled but much too fast speed.] Stomp stomp clap. Stomp stomp clap.  [The car screeches to a halt. The door opens. We see a dark, snake-skin boot, black with a single line of red circling above the sole like an inverted halo.] Stomp stomp clap. Stomp stomp clap.  [As the chorus of “We Will Rock You” plays we slowly pan up from the boot to dark slim trousers, the edge of a black Burberry trench coat, a familiar oversized snake-head belt buckle. Above that is a Tom Ford-style shirt open to the abdomen, a slender V of skin revealed up to the neck, bracketed by lapels with a subtle paisley design in black thread. A throat, decorated by a silver chain. Jaw, thin lips, a prominent nose. Sunglasses. The Serpent of Eden grins like the snake he is.] Crowley: All right, lads. Ready to cause some trouble?

...all right, I just want a dramatic re-entrance with "We Will Rock You" playing in the background, but really can you blame me?

#good omens #crowley #ineffable husbands #scenes I'd like to see #overcompensating who's overcompensating not crowley #he's fine just fine he's FINE he said now bugger off #if Aziraphale expected him to still be moping around Whickber Street too bad #he is the Serpent of Eden and he DOES IT WITH STYLE #also he's fine #just fine #(he's not fine) #(but he does denial with style too) #(especially self-denial)