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#im begging some of y’all to open ur eyes and read the things you type and say
newdejavuu · 9 months
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I will probably write about this in more detail later. but while im on the subject of “pre-hiatus/early fob is better than post-hiatus fob” brain rot:
if you look at photos and gifs and videos of soul punk era patrick and think that was the happiest or healthiest that he has ever been. i want you to look in the mirror really closely and examine why. think about it really hard for me ok.
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chrolloctrl · 3 years
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hello~! can i request for Adultrio who fell in love with fem crime hunter Reader? also have a nice day/evening💘
thank you for the request! i tried my best to make all of these different from each other, but i also tried to stay true to how the characters would sincerely react:) oh and sorry for the late post, school’s been tough :( but yknow it be like that
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note(s)/warning(s): some mentions of blood and violence, but other than that nothing you wouldn’t see on hxh though
fandom(s)/character(s): hunter x hunter, adultrio, aka illumi, hisoka, and chrollo
for dialogue purposes, italics are you, and bold is the character :)
i l l u m i
since you’re a crime hunter and he is a literal trained assassin, the relationship is pretty much seemingly doomed for failure
however i imagine that you guys meet in an a very unexpected way
he’s on a mission to kill someone who had stolen from the zoldycks, and you’re on a mission to take out a thief
yeah it’s the same guy you got it
illumi gets there first and gets the job done
much to your dismay
you’re standing right behind him as he’s covered in blood over the body
all you say is “since when does the assassin do something morally correct?”
“when it benefits him.” he responds.
i think he recognizes you before you recognize him
“you’re y/n, right? crime hunter?”
“you could say that.”
“we aren’t so different you know..”
“we are incredibly different. i don’t kill for sport.”
“you still kill, though.”
you’re so pissed off because he kind of has a point
oh and that emotionless stupid little face of his pisses you off even more
it’s all love we know i love illumi
illumi’s bloodlust is out of control at this point, your interaction with him just increased that
“what are you going to do? kill me?”
“no. it doesn’t benefit me now does it?”
“what do you want from me illumi?”
“ a deal.”
somehow he ropes you into helping him on missions as long as it corresponds with your own morals
i think the moment he realizes he’s in love with you is when you explain morality to him
like obviously he has no idea wtf good morals are lmao
you act as his therapist in a way, comforting him about his past and telling him that his bad actions don’t make him a bad person, just a person who used to do bad things
sorry guys i love soft illumi, and i genuinely think he has the capability to be good
one day he breaks down after a mission, and he is so embarrassed that you’re the first person he shows his deep, buried emotions to
you just hold him and comfort him, telling him its not his fault
after that he doesn’t want to talk to you because he’s embarrassed
“i think emotions make you a better assassin.”
“how does that make sense?”
“makes you think twice.”
and now he knows why killua loves gon so much.
h i s o k a
we already know this bitch is obsessed with you
probably keeps tabs on you to see what you’re up to
every headline involving you “taking down another lowlife” catches his attention so fast
he wants a fight so bad
so he creates a plan
commit a crime so terribly that they HAVE to send you to take him out
just another amazing idea from hisoka!
so he figures out who you’re working for, and kills someone close to them, obviously leaving behind a trace so they have somewhat of an idea as to who he is, but still making it a hunt
he probably leaves a star and tear behind, something that only those who knew him would recognize
and so he watches you hunt him while he hunts you
you’re asking anyone and everyone if they recognize the star and tear, most people either having no clue, or recognizing it but keeping quiet about it in fear of what hisoka would do
eventually, someone says they know a person who draws a star and tear on their face — hisoka morrow
once hisoka hears that you know his name he is absolutely ecstatic, he probably reveals himself to you right after
“it has been so fun watching you search for me.”
“if you knew i was looking, why be a coward and hide?”
“there’s no fun if there’s no chase, darling.”
you guys battle it out, i imagine the fight is very close, but evidently you just can’t keep up with him
“you put up a beautiful fight…hmm, perhaps i’ll let you survive if you join me?”
out of breath and on the brink of death, he assumes you’re saying no
right as he goes for the finishing blow, you hold your hands up, and whisper through a mouth full of blood a small “i’ll do it.”
he has a huge grin on his face, so excited to have successfully “corrupted” you
sorry y’all added a little corruption kink in their my b
once he takes you to machi so she can heal you, you both go on ur little killing ppl missions together cos what else does hisoka do lol
he realizes he’s in love once you finish someone off, a crazed look in your eyes, smile on display, covered in blood.
“you’ve never looked as beautiful as you do now.”
you and hisoka’s love is weird. but it’s intense, and it is real. just not...normal.
you guys are crazy killers, but it works
he probably draws a star and tear on you just so u guys can match
after u.. murder people <3
yandere reader vibes sorry
c h r o l l o
for this, we are going to assume that you are the “weakest” link of the crime hunter agency
so they make you the bait
sorry i just want to cover all of our bases
you definitely have a lot of potential, you are just incredibly clumsy, and taking down the phantom troupe is something that requires plenty of people on the job
chrollo already knows you’re a crime hunter when he “runs into you” at a bar, as well as the fact that you aren’t working alone
but he entertains you, just because he’s bored lol
i can already picture you being caught off guard by how handsome chrollo is, because honestly im sorry who wouldn’t be
you kind of even forget you’re there on a job
but, when chrollo asks if you know about nen and what type of nen you use, you quickly remember why you’re there
you smile, “yes, i’m a specialist.”
he asks you to show him, but you decline
“i will lose it if i do.”
chrollo smirks, “smart girl.”
with that, you feel a sharp pain on the side closest to chrollo, and everything goes dark as you tumble into his arms
once you wake up, all the spiders surround you, chrollo in the center
“caught in the web.” you say, as chrollo’s eyes lighten up.
“precisely.”
“is there any way to escape a spider’s web?”
“prove to be worthy.”
there he went again, begging to see your nen so he could steal it
but just because you were thought to be the weakest link, didn’t mean it was true
“i mean, you’re looking at it right now.”
the troupe stares in confusion, and before chrollo can respond, one of the spiders falls to the ground, beheaded. (i can’t pick who so just pretend its ur least favorite <3)
the spiders stand there in shock
there were two of you.
the real you, free and unbounded, makes the clone disappear
“you said you were a specialist, but this seems to be a conjurer technique?”
“the speciality is that you can’t steal it. it isn’t exactly nen.”
this is the first time someone’s caught chrollo off guard, he has no idea what to do, i mean how did he know that this you wasn't a clone?
“now, i’ve heard once a leg is missing, there needs to be a replacement. what does the head think?”
you weren’t just a crime hunter, you were a double agent who wanted in on the phantom troupe
the moment chrollo realized your abilities weren’t nen, i think that’s when he fell in love
hear me out
he knows he’s going to be indebted to you forever
and we all know those books he reads...mf is a hopeless romantic who if in love, pretty much is absolutely obsessed
and boy is he obsessed already
of course, he is unable to steal it from you which is quite a drag
but, with you there, and your undiscovered abilities, the phantom troupe was basically unbeatable
something he wanted so badly
“welcome to the troupe number ___.” (once again i can’t decide who LOL you guys can pick)
you protect him and he protects you. 
if any of the troupe questions you and your decisions, he defends you so fast
eventually the troupe is referred to as “a spider with two heads”
kinda cute, kinda funky fresh name for thieves and murderers<3 at least u guys r passionately in love <3 
i hope this was good!! im kind of rusty so sorry :( im finishing up some other requests, and im thinking of crossposting a fic on here and on ao3, inspired by my dr strange/hxh hcs :) but requests are still open! guidelines right here  (´。• ᵕ •。`) ♡ thank you to everyone who shows love to my posts!
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cnc-hoebayb · 5 years
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Phone sex w/ cnco
Okay y’all, i feel like maybe i heard someone talk bout this concept once, or idk if someone already has done it buttttt...
Here’s my pitch bc i can fux wit this idea
Erick
-Not that great at it tbh
-His way is more like sending nudes if we’re being honest
-Totally amateur, but i mean that just makes it more intimate and personal
-Is actually really good at the build up tho
-Isn’t just “send noodz”, maybe he’ll start with just a shirtless pic of him in bed with a “😏”
-And the pics get more and more risky between the both of you
-Literally you’re just reading his words off blurry Snapchat pics and they’re still the sweetest throughout it all
-“Que Bonita te ves..” (lol get it) or “No puedo esperar verte mañana,”
-Will also break in the middle of the steamiest parts to send you a pic of his eyes and forehead n be like “what movie is on behind u?”
-Rarely sends videos bc he thinks it’s a lil embarrassing
-But when he does it’s bc you like to hear his voice when he’s all worked up
-So he’ll send it right when he knows you can’t hold on any longer
-Can probably just go back to a regular snap conversation after like no problem
Zabdiel
-Will definitely call you after a rough day and just wanna vent about it
-And he’s so stressed and you haven’t seen him in like a month n you’re so desperate for him
-So you’ll be like “is anyone there??” And after hes like “no why” you start to tell him how you feel, what you’re wearing..
-Would totally swing right into it like “tell me what you’d want me to do to you”
-And this whole time you were supposed to be the one pulling all the sexy comments but he’s the one that takes over and just makes your head spin
-He’d tell you what to do to yourself, to imagine it was him instead of your fingers doing the job
-Loves when you say his name, even over little cracks through your poor phone service
-Would give little grunts of approval on his side to let you know to keep talking or that he likes it
-After it’s all said in done, he just lulls you with sweet nothings until one of you falls asleep
-“te extraño, te amo”
Joel
-Never initiates first like nuh uh hunnyy
-Like, not that he doesn’t want to, he’s just too nervous that you’ll be in the wrong place and time or even worSe what if you answer and he says something na$ty but the whole time u were on speaker in public :o
-But he’ll for sure tease it over text or somethin for awhile
-Send snaps of him in the mirror, wrapped only in a towel like “shower time 💦”
-Or he’ll say stuff about how he was working out earlier bc he knows you love to think of him all sweaty and pumping with that post- workout energy
-So you just feel obligated to call him and chew him out for being a tease like “ur such a teenager sometimes”
-And hes like “oh ya??...”
-And you’re like “.....yea...are we doing this or not?”
-It all turns into sexy picture war over snap
-He’s a respectful boy and won’t send pics of the d until u really ready
-The whole time you’re like talking on the phone while also taking these steamy pics so eventually you’re just like “let’s stop, i just want you to talk to me,”
-And he’ll pull all the nastiest and fuckboyish things out of his mind
-“I know you want it- tell me how bad you do”
-And you just kinda whine to agree, but nooo he wants you to reallyyy tell him
-Makes you sweetly moan his name time and time again and “Joel, Dios mío- i want you so bad,” the whole entire call
-Tries not to make it obvious when he’s about to lose it, so you start to sweet talk him when you hear his little gasps from the other side of the phone
-It’s a spiritual experience
Richard
-oh my god this boy
-Not afraid for it anytime, anywhere, no matter if he’s even in a different country or not, this man will call you if you just went to the store without him
-Likes to call you knowing you’re in public, or with friends/family tho
-Starts the convo like “baby, i miss you..” in that low gravely voice he knows hits you different
-He’ll go straight into the dirty stuff immediately after, telling you how if he were there with you, he’d take you to the nearest bathroom/the car and play out the hottest scenarios you’ve ever heard
-You just start blushing hardcore bc he gets to you so much
-So wherever you are, you just gotta excuse yourself and regain composure for a minute
-okAy and like imagine this real quick 4 me
-Hes FaceTiming/video chat one night,.. but maybe you’re wearing a baggy cut off shirt and it kinda slides off a little too far and he’s like “whoa mamí, don’t have to get naked for me yet” as a joke
-And you play around for a bit pretending like you’re gonna flash him or your shirt is gonna slide off again, and you’re both cracking up and making dumb jokes about it thEN
-He gets all serious and is like “bet you won’t take it off right now” so you’re like bET and pull it off like nothin bc you can’t back down from a good challenge
-And hes like “now take off ___” - so you do that too
-Until you’re in nothing but underwear and he’s just smirking sooo big
-Tells you how to touch yourself, watching as close to his screen he can as you go to town
-Isn’t even afraid to whip it out over video chat like y’all are just so open and comfortable with each other it’s not even a taboo
Chris
-im not saying that he’s a master at all of the above but....
-I am actually
-His fav thing to do tho is like tease it through bursts of texts during the day
-Will start as soon as you get to work
-“You look amazing today...” and then maybe an hour later like “no puedo dejar de pensar en tu cuerpo”
-Basically he be on some scum shit for awhile, building up texts and getting riskier....
-“And when you think you can’t handle my tongue any longer I-“ you see the notification and twitch as he continues to type.....then he stops.
-Ghosts you for a hot minute, no continuation
-And wtf like he can’t do that, so you bombard text him after a couple hours
-Only responds with “Call me when you get home”
-Sends a singular picture of him in a looowww hanging towel while he’s getting in the shower
-When you get home you call him riGhT away like no hesitation
-He does that “mmmmhmm” in that low ass growl and you’re 😩💦
-Makes you work for it tho
-Wants you to get ready for him, put on your sexiest lingerie, or just what makes you feel beautiful
-As soon as you do that, he’ll tell you exactly how to take it off, where to touch along the way, tell him how it feels and imagine him with you the whole time
-LASTs the WHOLE NIGHT LIKEE
-You can last rounds with him in person, but you never knew the capacity he had to wear you out without even being there
-makes you bEG
-“Say it- wanna hear u say how much you need me, amor”
-and like can y’all just imagine his voice the whole time, it’s just so clear n crisp through your phone speakers, and you just hear him holdin back noises, maybe letting a couple guttural moans slip and it’s so bone chilling that it alone can just send you into a full spiral...
-Talks you through multiple orgasms all in different ways (dirty, soft, sweet n lovey)
-Alright maybe i should stop
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