#bandom bullshit

[newdejavuu]

im trying my best not to think too deeply about some of the things I see on here but. they irritate me so.

can I ask why, less than ten shows from the end of the american leg of the tour, we are STILL making comments about joe and pete’s “lack of energy.” or about how they both look “bored” — or, my favorite being, “wilted flowers without any sunlight.” im not black, so I don’t really feel comfortable unpacking the racial microaggression that lies within that statement, but as someone who has struggled with substance abuse, I feel much more comfortable talking about that.

so let’s talk about pre-hiatus show “energy” for a moment.

those beloved pre-hiatus shows where both of them are wizzing around the stage, spinning around, and throwing themselves on the floor — I would bet money that a majority of those shows that joe & pete were high or drunk or some combination in between. joe was an addict (something he openly admitted to being in his book) and while I’m unsure of pete ever used the word outright, he had his own struggles with substance abuse as well.

the “energy” you so desperately crave from the boys, the kind you so desperately want back, was a result of that addiction. joe admitted that he turned to drugs and alcohol before shows as a way to deal with his crippling anxiety and imposter syndrome. and pete has openly admitted to forgetting entire shows bc he was drunk or high or something else.

while yes, the boys don’t thrash around or writhe on the floor like they used to for a variety of reasons: they’re older, joe has had multiple back surgeries for his chronic back condition — but also. they aren’t performing in a drunken, drugged haze anymore. they’re giving us all the energy and happiness that they can, while 100% SOBER.

for me, i’d happily take their sobriety over some “pre-hiatus” energy.

#think before you open your mouth people. #how can you say that they aren’t up there having the time of their life? when they are grinning from ear to ear & swinging from the dog #and doing silly little dances to make each other laugh???? #I don’t WANT that energy back. I want their energy NOW healthy and happy as they are #substance abuse cw #addiction cw #bandom bullshit #kayce’s corner.txt

[xjustlikeyou]

Fucking TAI...

Welp. I did it. I bought flights, tickets, and I’m going to Riot Fest and the TAI/Midtown/Jwalk after show.

Seeing TAI..., Midtown & MCR twice in one week!! Insanity. 

If anyone needs a buddy - lmk

#bandom bullshit #i couldn't help myself #no regrets #this is why i Adult

[vampylily]

now you're just being obtuse bffr.

#'hes a normal size' which yeah he is hes a man with a body #but in the larger context of bandom and this convo in general #HE IS NOT A THIN MAN HE IS NOT A SKINNY MAN #bffr!!! #fob fans are being overdramatic?!?!? <- go kys actually #bandom bullshit

[whoa-where-did-the-pancakes-go]

Mutuals are so cool. I'm saying literally the most random shit and they're like. Fuck yeah. Reblog.

#if you followed me for bandom shit im so sorry #this is just Regans Bullshit Blog now

[roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid]

urgent question for fall out boy tumblr!

i promise not to judge this is for curiosity's sake only

#it's a yes or no! no middle ground centrism bullshit here pick a side! #yes and yes btw #and sunshine riptide #my beloved #mania #mania fob #fob #fall out boy #pete wentz #andy hurley #joe trohman #patrick stump #tourdust #young and menace #bandom

[4n4g1rl13]

i had a bad binge today. anyone have any good fanfic recs?? i need some triggering content rn lmao

#actually begging rn #@nor3×14 #@na vent #me@nsp0 #pro for me not for thee #@tw edd #tw ana rant #tw ed but not sheeran #tw ed sheeran #sw33tsp0 #@ana #ana bullshit #fandom doesnt rlly matter tbh #but im mostly in emo bandoms and like superwholock #plus nbc hannibal :pp

[aflairformisadventures]

i can’t shine to save my life

but i’ll feel through the dark without you

i set fires ablaze inside

and stepped into the light to blind you

#ayo it's been a hot while but guess who's officially back on their ptv bullshit boys!!! 🙌 *cricket noises* #fr this song really shattered every last one of my old bones with a baseball bat over and over again and left me begging for more huh. bet #and by god are these guys still as unabashedly Emo™ and peak edgy as ever with their music videos i'm. Love them forever actually <3 #ptv #pierce the veil #vic fuentes #tony perry #jaime preciado #pass the nirvana #band #bandom #music #song #music video #edit #mv #gifs #gifset #mine #emo edit #music edit #emo #post hardcore #punk #grunge #alternative #tw flashing gif #tw flashing lights #idec that the ptv bandom is practically dead on here i''ve waited too long for this moment and ur local bandom grampa is having a ball #i've seen a handful of new faces here but i'm too awkward to interact.....if ur peak ptv trash like me hmu pls we gotta stick together ykyk

[bandombullshtkinkmeme]

welcome to the bandom (bullshit) kink/prompt meme!

back in the days of old, when livejournal and dreamwidth were the prime time locations for fanfiction and fandom, there existed a community fanfiction event known as a kink meme.

these community events allowed anonymous fans to request fanfiction from other fans, which would then be fulfilled anonymously in the comments. (while the title of kink meme implies nsfw/kink only, this was not actually the case, and fanfiction ranging from cavity-inducing fluff to hardcore smut was allowed).

although the traditional practice of these kink memes has fallen out of style due to the nature of social media sites, this project was born out of a desire to bring that level of community back to the central hub of fandom life, tumblr!

to learn more about the bandom bullshit kink/prompt meme, as well as the rules for submission, please read the following:

FAQ

RULES + SUBMISSION GUIDELINES

HOW THE AO3 COLLECTION WORKS

AO3 COLLECTION OF PROMPTS + FILLS

#bandom bullshit kink meme #about the meme

[brett-is-afraid]

WAYCEST? IN 2023?

Waycest is timeless. It will thrive long after we are all but ash and dust

#i had this same reaction when i made a bandom blog in 2023 #i was just sat there like... #i'm a fully grown adult in the year of our lord #and i'm back on my bandom bullshit from when i was a child #from dust we started and to dust we return i suppose #asks #anon #rpf #pro rpf #rpf safe #waycest #brett speaks

[falloutgirlboy]

I PROMMY I AM DOING THE OTHER REQS JUST ITS 5AM AND MY NECK HURTS SO BAD

#frantically googeling how to stop the neck hurty #i am excited to do the other ones i am projectjng my bullshit bandom opinions onto jon and tim #as usual #hmu if u want my tim stokers fav fall out boy songs playlist ig #red.txt

[ari-suckss]

blogging stupid band/ high school emo shit on here is like taking a breath of fresh air idk

#bandom memes #mcr #ptv #and other bullshit tags

[newdejavuu]

I will probably write about this in more detail later. but while im on the subject of “pre-hiatus/early fob is better than post-hiatus fob” brain rot:

if you look at photos and gifs and videos of soul punk era patrick and think that was the happiest or healthiest that he has ever been. i want you to look in the mirror really closely and examine why. think about it really hard for me ok.

#im begging some of y’all to open ur eyes and read the things you type and say #maybe I’m just projecting bc. of my age and place in life and a variety of other reasons but #soul punk patrick never looked that happy to me #I saw a young man who had been torn to shreds & forced to put himself back together only to be torn to shreds again but now ON HIS OWN #& forced to smile for everyone while he did so #like. his body language during so many interviews and fan interactions. cmon y’all do you not see it #the thinly veiled bitterness and anger #bandom bullshit #kayce’s corner.txt

[fanfic-obsessed]

Force Osik? ...Force Osik

Let’s take a walk with some Force Shit. Obi Wan would like it known that we may have wandered from Force Shit into Force Bullshit, and would like a refund on this entire time period. 

…Frankly that’s fair. 

We are at some random point mid war, the Force, for reasons that are inscrutable to the mortals around, decides to bring someone back from the dead. Right to the bridge of the Negotiator, while they are somewhere in the outer rim.  This is a fairly standard trope at this point, usually binging back Qui Gon Jinn.  But here we take a left instead of the third right.  The person brought back is Xanatos, pre fall (his exact age will be discussed below). 

Now for those of you who do not know, Xanatos is from the Apprentice series. He was Qui Gon’s second Padawan who fell before Xanatos could be knighted.  The fall caused some significant trauma for Qui Gon, leading to his initial rejection of Obi Wan. Xanatos was also the first person to enslave Obi Wan, and is the source of about a solid third Obi Wan’s trauma before the age of 15ish (when Xanatos committed suicide). What’s more this pre fall Xanatos either knows, or is told, that Obi Wan was also a Padawan of Qui Gon; this version of Xanatos is absolutely ecstatic that Obi Wan is his ‘little brother’ and wants to be where Obi Wan is at all times. 

NOTE: I think it would be both funnier and 100% more baffling for Obi Wan if Xanatos had already known that Obi Wan would someday be Qui Gon’s next Padawan. Like a young Padawan Xanatos saw little Obi Wan (There is a 9 year age difference between them) in the creche and had said that the toddler Obi wan would be his little brother one day. It would also play really well into the surety the fallen Xanatos had that Obi Wan as Qui Gon’s padawan on Bandomeer, even when he wasn’t. 

This is where we should discuss Xantos’s age, for I am of two minds. Truly the options only change the flavor of Obi Wan’s trauma. 

-Option 1: Xanatos is from just before the mission where he Fell, so he would be a young adult.  He looks almost exactly like the Xanatos from Obi Wan’s memories, sans the eyes and height (given that in Obi Wan’s memories Xanatos towered over him). So Obi Wan is constantly being haunted by the trauma caused by the Fallen Xanatos and trying not to lay that trauma at the feet of his virtual twin, who is blameless. Also Obi Wan has no true idea of what caused Xanatos to fall, or when it happened save that Xanatos looked very similar to the non fallen version that stands before him. So Obi Wan is constantly beset by the anxiety that comes from the back and forth of ‘If I reject him, will he fall?’ and ‘If I am too permissive for his behavior will he fall?’ and ‘what if he falls while I am not there and hurts someone’.  Also deeply traumatic flashbacks to the Fallen Xanatos calling him ‘Little Brother’

-Option 2: Xanatos is an early teen (13 or 14 years old), younger than Ahsoka. He still adores Obi Wan and does not set off the visual issues that the older version does.  However, his force presence is still similar enough to the fallen Xanatos that it sets off Obi Wan’s trauma, and we multiply it by the guilt of Obi Wan spending much of his time trying not to freak out and punch a 13 year old in the face. 

With either option we have an Obi Wan that spends the entire trip back to Coruscant trying not to make his trauma everyone else's problem. Also he had thought that he had dealt with this trauma over a decade before. He cannot bring himself to tell anyone who Xantos was to him. When asked by Anakin (with Xanatos right there) why Anakin did not know about Xanatos, Obi Wan is barely able to choke out a ‘he died’.  The entirety of the 212th can tell Obi Wan is desperately uncomfortable around Xanatos and trying to hide it. They are also torn because Xanatos clearly adores Obi Wan, so they might get a Padawan Commander (and if we go with option 2, is 13 an adorable) but on the other hand Obi Wan’s reaction is concerning them. 

Anakin vacillates between pouting that Obi Wan is ‘keeping secrets’ (read has any part of his that Anakin does not have exclusive knowledge of and rights to) and hovering protectively around Obi Wan (read Anakin’s Master) hissing at Xanatos like a feral cat. 

Cody spends more than a few nights assigning a small group of clones to distract Xanatos and Anakin. Then he holds Obi Wan, so the general feels safe enough to sleep.  Even if that sleep is interrupted by nightmares that give Cody more of a glimpse than anyone else into Obi Wan’s issue with Xanatos. 

When the council received the report of what had happened, a few of the members looked at each other. Not all of the members knew what had happened with Xanatos (some had not been members of the council at the time, were too new to be fully read in, or were on their own missions) but the ones that did just looked at each other going ‘Fuck, Kenobi’s therapist is going to kill us all’. 

On Coruscant Obi Wan’s Therapist, very decidedly non force sensitive (to help combat the burnout), woke from a dead sleep when Xanatos appeared and said to herself, ‘why do I feel like my hard work has been taken out to an alley and shot’

The Negotiator gets to Coruscant without a major incident or Obi Wan having a complete breakdown. Obi Wan is still the only one who knows why he is so twitchy with Xanatos (Anakin thinks he knows why Obi Wan is twitchy -guilt for keeping secrets- but is not in any way correct. Cody and other members of the 212th realize that his odd behavior is directly related to Xanatos but not the specifics). Obi Wan leads the Xanatos, along with various added people including Cody, anakin, Rex, Ahsoka, and three of the shinies that had been assigned to Xanatos down to the council chamber. As soon as Xanatos is in front of the council Obi Wan is like ‘I gotta…’ and the council, particularly those who are in the know about exactly what Obi Wan is going through, go ‘No, that’s fair. Go. Alexis (the therapist) is already waiting for you.’ (As soon as it was a reasonable hour right after Xanatos appeared, Plo Koon and MAce Windu had reached out to Alexis the Therapist-They had previously been given by Obi Wan to do so if needed- and explained hat they knew -Xanatos, of Tauma fame, had returned from before he went evil. To Obi Wan specifically. Alexis the Therapist just sighed.)

And Obi Wan  just booked it out of the temple toward his therapist to deal with things he had thought he had already dealt with, but were brought back up by the return of one of his childhood nightmares.  Which is pulling all of the other strings of trauma.

While Obi Wan is having the breakdown that has been scheduled for over a decade, the rest of the council is looking at Xanatos, trying to figure out what to do with him. The only people who knew the specifics of Xanatos original fall are all dead (being the original Xanatos and Qui Gon Jinn). Feemor is brought in to explain what they do know (Xanatos falling, Qui Gon’s repudiation  of both of his padawans at the time, the official reports on Bandomeer- Feemor assumes that there is a minimum of 20% more trauma for Obi Wan then is stated in the report, as he is familiar with Qui Gon’s minimalist approach to report writing, and is not shy about sharing this opinion-, the bombing of the temple, the assassination attempt, the death of an initiate, and finally Xanatos’s own suicide) because Feemor is one of the last Jedi who Xanatos would know. 

Xanatos is abjectly horrified by what has happened. Also more than a little freaked out Obi Wan was able to spend over a week, the travel time from where the Negotiator had been to Coruscant, in Xanatos’s near constant presence and not show any of this as more than a little discomfort.  After he settles in he starts researching Stewjoni psychology to make sure that Obi Wan was not doing himself unnecessary harm (He was not, what happened was more akin to walking on a broken leg because there is no other way to get through, in that it did damage, but was a necessity for survival). Even though Xanatos, no matter the age, goes on the complete his training under a different lineage, is still absolutely insistent that Obi Wan is his little brother (even finding different word that mean the same thing when he realized that there is some issue connected to those words specifically).

Dooku hears that Xanatos has returned and reaches out, trying to get at least one of his lineage on his side. This incidentally is how they capture Dooku, who acts in haste and does not take the same level of precaution that he normally does in covering his tracks. 

The Jedi in general accept that Xanatos is permanently back sometime around the two month mark.  He goes on to Shadow training. 

A consequence of Dooku being caught was that the war started being won by the Republic (In this Dooku was the only direct connection between the Separatists and Palpatine, so with Dooku captured early Palpatine was no longer able to run both sides and it as too early for him to start his empire). Palpatine found that his various contingencies continued to fall apart without any interference from our heroes.

One of the more severe of which was an unscheduled attack on Naboo’s Theed while he was there. The attack damaged Palpatine’s vocal chords, leaving him mute for two months and changing his voice permanently in a way that could not be correct (thus making him unable to enact Order 66, as everything was tied to a voice print match). 

#star wars #star wars the clone wars #fanfiction prompt #obi wan kenobi #star wars au #anakin skywalker #codywan #sheev palpatine #bamf obi wan #xanatos du crion #the force #commander cody

[wednesdaythesecond]

#and I don't think every trans man is a pretty boy twink who bottoms #all the power to you if you are #but why is every trans man in the bandom written that way

THANK YOU!!!!! i think we need more trans male characters that are as masculine as possible. perhaps in a toxic way, even

I once read a fic where Frank was a soft uwu trans man with a pastel choker and it was the most bullshit I'd ever seen. If Frank Iero was a trans man he would still kick Gerard in the dick onstage and spit on him and get stupid tattoos and smell weird and do stupid shit that gets him hurt. Trans men are still men and men love doing dumb shit resulting in bodily harm

#ask and ye shall receive

[gatorbites-imagines]

Anakin skywalker, Darth Vader, Obi wan Kenobi, Cody.

Overall Headcanons

Back on my Star Wars bullshit, so heres some overall hcs about some of the characters I love, enjoy. Ft some x reader elements. Can yall tell which character ive been most obsessed with lately?

 Let me know if you guys are interested in more like this, as it’s a good way to get the writing juices flowing.

 Mild nsfw stuff under the cut, but it’s nothing wild.

Anakin Skywalker

-          Anger issues, but would never yell at you as it reminds him of his time as a slave

-          Gets nightmares about his time as a slave and his fears.

-          Wears black because it sets him away from the other jedi. They made him feel as if he didn’t belong, so he was gonna go his own way.

-          When he first joined the jedi he had a really hard time drinking or just using water in general since it was so sparce on Tatooine. Nowadays he enjoys to take long showers and baths.

-          Cant eat too strong tasting foods.

-          Has a real hard time talking about his emotions. Because of this, if he falls in love hed rather go around nursing a crush than actually confess.

-          He falls in love super easily, and gets kinda blinded by it.

-          Touch starved as hell, literally melts into your hands if you cradle his face in your palms.

-          Loves kissing, could spend hours with his lips on yours or just kissing you all over.

-          Oral fixation. Goes hand in hand with him loving to kiss so much. Watch out for your fingers.

-          Has a strong gag reflex, but doesn’t let it stop him.

-          This man is verse leaning towards submissive and you can’t convince me otherwise. Those anger issues make me think he just wants someone to love him and take care of him.

-          Loves you wearing his clothes or wearing your clothes.

Darth Vader (I know he’s also Anakin but whateves)

-          Still has real bad anger issues, but in a more subdued and controlled manner if that makes sense. Still won’t yell at you.

-          Very self-conscious about his body, and is scared of touching anything he cares about because he doesn’t want to accidentally destroy it.

-          Still has horrible nightmares but these are mainly about the purging of the jedi.

-          He secretly listens to recordings from before the fall of the jedi and the republic when he is feeling extra down.

-          Mourns how he can’t kiss anymore. Tries to breathe as quietly as possible when you cuddle because he thinks the noise disturbs you.

-          Secretly still sensitive so it would help you if affirm that you love him.

-          More touch starved than ever, wants you to touch what little accessed skin he has, all the time.

-          Doesn’t talk much anymore. This scares other people as he’s just a large silent scary shadow.

-          I don’t think he has much of a sex drive after becoming Darth Vader, mainly because I think his own body is too damaged, though he would be able to use his hands.

-          Though I think he would like to sit on his knees in front of you with his head in your lap, having you caress him.

Obi wan Kenobi

-          Insomniac to the fullest. He uses the force to keep going.

-          Loves tea more than anything, has a collection of teas from different planets he’s been too in his time as a jedi.

-          Touch starved, as I think all jedi are at this point.

-          Has nightmares and lasting trauma from the many things he went through even before he became a jedi knight like melida/daan and bandomeer.

-          Quite protective of those he cares about, though he doesn’t express it much with words.

-          Doesn’t cry much, so when he does, he just needs someone to hold him as he gets it out.

-          He sneaks out of the temple to eat at Dex´s diner all the time. He brings along Anakin, Ashoka and later multiple clones.

-          Isn’t as uptight as people think. He will bend or break rules regularly, he just isn’t caught.

-          I think he both tops or bottoms, whatever the mood is that day, though I see him as the type of person to refer to it as “lovemaking”.

-          Has had multiple partners in the past, a few being Quinlan, I believe they were casual and just did it to relieve stress and etc, Santine or even Siri Tachi.

-          He is quite confident with a partner, even if he isn’t sure what he’s doing.

-          Likes making his partner feel good, holds you close and maybe even clings on quite desperately at times.

-          A big cuddler, just wants to lay for hours and half sleep with you in his arms.

-          Would keep your relationship a secret for obvious reasons, but would be willing to leave the jedi for you If you got very serious and truly loved eachother.

Cody

-          Tries to keep serious at all times, but can be quite goofy and lovey-dovey behind closed doors.

-          Very protective over his fellow clones and the jedi he is assigned.

-          Used to follow orders as closely as possible, but after joining the 212th, has started to follow in Obi wans footsteps and bend rules to fit the situation.

-          Secretly struggles a lot with being a clone and not being seen as a living sentient being by most people.

-          Has issues with his self-esteem, please tell him he’s good enough.

-          Has very little knowledge about kids, the outside world of sex ed, as I don’t believe the kamonians thought it was something clones needed to know.

-          Sterile, as I believe most clones aren’t able to have children.

-          Likes to cuddle and be held close, hold him as tight as you can against your chest. Will listen to your heartbeat and fall asleep to it.

-          Likes it when his partner caresses his scar or holds his face in their palms. Please pepper kisses all over his voice.

-          I think he’s fine with whatever in the bedroom, but it will be kinda awkward or goofy the first couple of times as he figures out how it works.

-          Likes to go slow and take his time, take you in and really show you how much he loves you.

-          Doesn’t keep your relationship a huge secret, as in his squad and some jedi know but not the council or the republic as you could be forced to split up.

#male reader #star wars #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #cody #darth vader #star wars x male reader #star wars imagine #star wars headcanon #Anakin Skywalker imagine #anakin Skywalker headcanon #anakin Skywalker x male reader #darth vader imagine #darth vader headcanon #darth vader x male reader #obi wan kenobi imagine #obi wan kenobi headcanon #obi wan kenobi x male reader #star wars cody imagine #star wars cody headcanon #star wars cody x male reader #clone trooper imagine #clone trooper headcanon #clone trooper x male reader

[bandomstuck]

You are the PARAMORE bandom and AINT IT FUN being here! You are ENERGETIC, FUN and KIND! You like to DYE YOUR HAIR all kinds of crazy colors. You like to wear your ROSE-COLORED GLASSES to, quite frankly, detect any bullshit. You would do anything for your friends, even when they’re sneaking around in your MISERY BUSINESS. You live a SELF-TITLED LIFE, and looking around you, you can pretty much say that ALL YOU KNOW IS FALLING. THIS IS WHY despite going through some HARD TIMES, it won’t stop you from driving FAST IN YOUR CAR, because FOR A PESSIMIST, YOU’RE PRETTY OPTIMISTIC. (Although you do tend to be FAKE HAPPY, you’re not letting anyone be privy to that bit of information!)

Your chumhandle is decodedFun.

What will you do now?

==> Feel Sorry [==> Start a Riot!]

(ref sheet)

#my art #fandomstuck #fandombound #bandomstuck #paramore bandom #paramore fandomstuck #pop punk princess #ilu para my bbygirl my one and only my queen my beloved my-- #yknow i didnt think the couch purse would be a good idea until i found out people ACTUALLY MAKE couch purses/bags fsklghsdfl #n e ways this is for those of yall awake at ungodly hours/nightcrew peeps lol #although its not 4am this time around