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peterparkersnose · 1 year
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Caught
pairing: Obi Wan Kenobi x Amadala!reader
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warnings: nudity, embarrassment, fluff at the beginning, sexual references, age gap sort of referenced
a/n first obi wan fic. i hope i didnt make padme too mean, it wasnt my intention. i havent watched the prequels in over a month and i tend to forget character aspects sometimes. also this takes place at the castle anakin and padme got married in (and the only place where i will ever get married Villa del Balbianello if your interested)
summary Padme’s prized younger sister Y/N gets caught after a night with Obi Wan.
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“Why couldn’t we had just sent a droid?” Anakin whined, following Padmé.
“It’s better to communicate through words. More respectful. I’m sure Master Obi Wan won’t mind.” Padmé said confidently. Her dress swayed perfectly behind her and her heels clicked as Anakin sulked following her down the hallway.
“But he’s the late one!”
“Yes, but I’m sure he just over slept. Come on,” Padmé said, trying to calm down Anakin. Obi Wan rarely messed up, and when he did Anakin did not deal with it lightly.
The two reached Obi Wan’s door to his quarters. Just as Padmé was about to raise her hand to knock on the door, Anakin grabbed her wrist softly.
“Wait. Listen,” he whispered. The silence stung their ears as Padmé tried to listen to what Anakin was saying.
“Or shall I pin it here?” Obi Wan asked, picking up a side of his sheet and pretending to pin it over your shoulder.
Your giggle rung through the room and bounced off the wall. You stood at his private balcony, covered only in his sheer tan bed sheet.
“I liked the strapless better,” you said sweetly, tucking the sheet under your arm once again. “Such a fashionista,” Obi Wan smiled, gazing out over the rural mountain. “Who taught you that word?” you asked, turning to walk towards him.
As you took a step, you tripped over the sheet and the dress began to unravel. Your skin became exposed to the bright morning sun. Nothing to hide around Obi Wan, it’s not like he hadn’t seen it before.
“No! Not my beautiful work,” Obi Wan sighed jokingly, lazily helping you bunch up the sheet on his knees. You grabbed his scruffy chin with your fingers, grabbing his attention to your face.
Your eyes seemed to entwine. His expression turned soft, leaving his eyes wanting for your lips. Bending down and keeping your hand on his chin, you softly kissed him.
Then the knock came on the door.
“Who’s that?” you panicked, freezing in your position.
Obi Wan was a Jedi. He wasn’t supposed to be with anyone according to Jedi law. The relationship you two had was kept a secret. Sometimes you liked it. Something the two of you shared and nobody else knew. It was special. Other times it drove you nuts. You wanted a ring on your finger more than anything. You would always ask “Well Anakin and Padmé…” but he would always come up with an excuse. “We can’t be as irresponsible as the two of them,”
“Calm down, my love. Breakfast,” he sighed, waving his hand. The big wooden door flew open. You expected a droid carrying a tray of food.
Instead you were met by the horrified faces of your sister and brother in law.
You shouted, ripping the sheets from Obi Wan’s hands and covering your exposed breasts and rolling back on your hips, covering yourself as much as possible. It wouldn’t help, the cat was already out of the bag.
Padmé was going to kill you. She had always been protective of you ever since you were little. She was older than you by a few years. She was the Queen, and you listened to her. Seeing her sister naked on the floor with one of the men she most respected was most definitely going to set her off. She was not about to let you make the same mistakes she did.
“Y/N…?” Padmé asked, her hand now covering her agape mouth. “It’s not what it looks like,” Obi Wan said, raising his hands in a defensive pose.
Padmé had never seen you like this before. She had expected you to keep your purity until marriage and marry for political reasons. Not to be tangled up with a Jedi. She had just caught her younger sister after very obviously hooking up with someone. And not just someone, that someone was Obi Wan. Your stomach felt like knots just waiting for her reaction.
“Mé’, what are you doing here?” you gritted through your teeth. “I could ask the same for you!” she yelled. “Get dressed.”
Tears began to well in your eyes. “Y/N,” Obi Wan sighed, reaching for your hand. You flung his hand, rejecting his request.
“Where is my dress?” you asked, shoveling through the other blankets on the bed. “I-I believe we left it by the pool last night, my dear.” Obi Wan answered.
You looked up back to Padme. She was standing with her hand on her brow, hips cocked against the door frame. Anakin was standing now farther back in the hallway, but you could still see his cheeky smile. “The pool?” she asked angrily. You were about to answer but then she raised her hand. “Nevermind. I don’t want to know.”
“I do,” Anakin whispered from the back. She promptly elbowed him in the ribcage, he let out a small oof. 
Your heart sank at the sight. You had disappointed the one person you wanted to make proud.
“Here,” Obi Wan said, gathering your green long sleeved dress from his drawer. “How long has this been going on?” Padmé exclaimed, shocked that he had a stash of your clothes in his room.
“Uhm…”
“Since the wedding?” Obi Wan asked you. “Around there, yeah.” you agreed.
Padmé’s eyes almost popped out of her head. “My wedding was over six months ago!”
“Sorry,” you muttered, raising the straps on your dress.
“So does this mean there’s no training today?” Anakin asked, piping up behind Padmé’s shoulders. Obi Wan shot him a death glare. He knew he wouldn’t hear the end of this.
“Let’s go,” Padmé said, grabbing the back of your arm and guiding you quickly out of the room.
“Dude,” Anakin said, smirking at Obi Wan. “Leave.” he sighed, holding his hand up and flicking his wrist. “Are we going to be brother in laws?” he asked, hanging on the doorframe.
Padmé was expecting him to follow and they were getting a little too far away. Anakin struggled remembering all the hallways in this big castle.
Obi Wan sighed. He rubbed his brow with the back of his hand. “If Padmé doesn’t kill me, then just maybe.”
Anakin smirked at Obi Wan.
“Don’t tell her I said that!” he yelled after Anakin.
“No promises!” Anakin yelled from the hallway.
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fromasgardandback · 9 months
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Coruscant Café // Obi-Wan Kenobi Headcanon
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note: sorry i haven't been posting y'all. i've been super busy with work, but i haven't forgotten and i love y'all.
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you worked at the Coruscant Café near the Jedi Temple
Obi-Wan would come in daily for his coffee and breakfast pastry. normally it would be a croissant or a danish, but when he knew that you made them, he would buy a dozen and share them with Anakin
he walked into the café one morning with Anakin and Ahsoka, but once he saw you working, his face turned red with a small smile creeping up
“Master, are you blushing?” Anakin smirked, turning to look at the diner bar where you were cleaning the counter after a customer left
“I don’t know what you’re implying, Anakin.” Obi-Wan tried to cover it up.
“You’re definitely blushing because of that woman.” Ahsoka chuckled.
“Both of you stop it. She’s coming over.” Obi-Wan scolded before looking up to smile at you.
“Hi Obi-Wan. It’s good to see you today. Would you like the usual, or try something new?” you smiled, a blush coming to your face as well
“Anything you recommend. Your taste is surely the best.” 
Anakin and Ahsoka were going to for sure bug Obi-Wan about this
it took weeks, but he finally got the courage to ask you out, which of course you said yes
on the first date he took you to a special place to him. it was on another planet that overlook its beautiful mountain scenery
it became a routine that Obi-Wan would come in every single day that you worked to get coffee and a kiss
it made both of your days when he came in
sometimes you would get a delivery from the Jedi Temple and take it over, just to be met with a sneaky kiss
although the Jedi rules changed to allow relationships, it cannot happen while they’re serving or protecting
“Thank you for staying to help me serve our battalion” Obi-Wan kissed your temple
“Thank you for serving and protecting our universe.” You smiled, leaning into his touch
“Y/N, I’m glad you’re in my life.” 
“Oh, Obi-Wan, I’m so happy you’re in mine”
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imnotselfryed · 1 year
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Hey!! I doubt you're ever going to see this cause I'm sure theres a lot of people asking for things but imma ask anyways :)
Can you do some fluffy/romantic obi-wan kenobi headcanons? I luv your stuff!!
Thanks so much Anon! definitely had to do this because i’ve been so down bad for Obi lately (ask @letusbeseventeen, bro knows how much i simp for him)
Fluff headcanons [ow. kenobi]
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content/warnings: FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF i went crazy for these
first of all FIRST OF ALL let's talk about hand kisses
it's been a headcanon of mine for like years that Obiwan would kiss your hand like a prince/princess/royalty whenever leaving or seeing you again (it makes me blush at the thought ngl)
Obiwan would also love hugging you, like after coming back from a mission he’ll just hold his arms out to hug you, maybe spin you a little, then give you a kiss on the forehead
Obiwan would definitely call you “darling”, “dear” or “my love” but he’ll probably say “sweetheart” from time to time also
Obiwan would be the type of guy to ask you for a kiss like “may i?” with the cutest cheesiest grin on his face 
He’d love comforting you whenever you're sad. He’d try to talk to you to see what's wrong/how he can help. Bunch of cuddles!
he’d kiss your tears away and just give you words of affirmation because hes cute like that
speaking of cuddles, he’d love those anytime of day for real especially since the relationship has to be secret
OH MY GOD but Obiwan giving you hugs from behind like he would. he would. 
like if you're working or talking to someone (preferably Anakin or Ahsoka) he’ll just sneak up behind you and give you a squeeze
Obiwan would also be sarcastic in a goofy tease way and you guys would go back and forth as a joke (bro would say the smartest shit)
He’d also use the force in such a cute way like if he finds a flower, or a little hair decor, he’d float it and tuck it in your hair
or he’d use it to make you float from time to time (for fun unless you're scared of heights)
Obiwan would be so attentive like he would just know what things you like or don’t like and sometimes he’d be like “remember the time where-” and goes on and on about a particular memory 
He’d be that guy to smile, blush and giggle to himself when you walk into a room (hc that when hes flustered his ears get red too)
You’d always try to get Obiwan to sleep bc poor old man needs some rest
OOO YOU GUYS WOULD ALSO TRAIN TOGETHER! 
Just like babygirl din djarin, Obiwan would also be extremely touch starved because I mean jedi aren't even allowed to have attachments so he’ll always try to hold you whenever he's able (bros kinda clingy)
Would definitely be that one to dance with you in the rain
and take care of you if you got sick from being in the rain <3
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gatorbites-imagines · 2 years
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Anakin skywalker, Darth Vader, Obi wan Kenobi, Cody.
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Back on my Star Wars bullshit, so heres some overall hcs about some of the characters I love, enjoy. Ft some x reader elements. Can yall tell which character ive been most obsessed with lately?
 Let me know if you guys are interested in more like this, as it’s a good way to get the writing juices flowing.
 Mild nsfw stuff under the cut, but it’s nothing wild.
Anakin Skywalker
-          Anger issues, but would never yell at you as it reminds him of his time as a slave
-          Gets nightmares about his time as a slave and his fears.
-          Wears black because it sets him away from the other jedi. They made him feel as if he didn’t belong, so he was gonna go his own way.
-          When he first joined the jedi he had a really hard time drinking or just using water in general since it was so sparce on Tatooine. Nowadays he enjoys to take long showers and baths.
-          Cant eat too strong tasting foods.
-          Has a real hard time talking about his emotions. Because of this, if he falls in love hed rather go around nursing a crush than actually confess.
-          He falls in love super easily, and gets kinda blinded by it.
-          Touch starved as hell, literally melts into your hands if you cradle his face in your palms.
-          Loves kissing, could spend hours with his lips on yours or just kissing you all over.
-          Oral fixation. Goes hand in hand with him loving to kiss so much. Watch out for your fingers.
-          Has a strong gag reflex, but doesn’t let it stop him.
-          This man is verse leaning towards submissive and you can’t convince me otherwise. Those anger issues make me think he just wants someone to love him and take care of him.
-          Loves you wearing his clothes or wearing your clothes.
Darth Vader (I know he’s also Anakin but whateves)
-          Still has real bad anger issues, but in a more subdued and controlled manner if that makes sense. Still won’t yell at you.
-          Very self-conscious about his body, and is scared of touching anything he cares about because he doesn’t want to accidentally destroy it.
-          Still has horrible nightmares but these are mainly about the purging of the jedi.
-          He secretly listens to recordings from before the fall of the jedi and the republic when he is feeling extra down.
-          Mourns how he can’t kiss anymore. Tries to breathe as quietly as possible when you cuddle because he thinks the noise disturbs you.
-          Secretly still sensitive so it would help you if affirm that you love him.
-          More touch starved than ever, wants you to touch what little accessed skin he has, all the time.
-          Doesn’t talk much anymore. This scares other people as he’s just a large silent scary shadow.
-          I don’t think he has much of a sex drive after becoming Darth Vader, mainly because I think his own body is too damaged, though he would be able to use his hands.
-          Though I think he would like to sit on his knees in front of you with his head in your lap, having you caress him.
Obi wan Kenobi
-          Insomniac to the fullest. He uses the force to keep going.
-          Loves tea more than anything, has a collection of teas from different planets he’s been too in his time as a jedi.
-          Touch starved, as I think all jedi are at this point.
-          Has nightmares and lasting trauma from the many things he went through even before he became a jedi knight like melida/daan and bandomeer.
-          Quite protective of those he cares about, though he doesn’t express it much with words.
-          Doesn’t cry much, so when he does, he just needs someone to hold him as he gets it out.
-          He sneaks out of the temple to eat at Dex´s diner all the time. He brings along Anakin, Ashoka and later multiple clones.
-          Isn’t as uptight as people think. He will bend or break rules regularly, he just isn’t caught.
-          I think he both tops or bottoms, whatever the mood is that day, though I see him as the type of person to refer to it as “lovemaking”.
-          Has had multiple partners in the past, a few being Quinlan, I believe they were casual and just did it to relieve stress and etc, Santine or even Siri Tachi.
-          He is quite confident with a partner, even if he isn’t sure what he’s doing.
-          Likes making his partner feel good, holds you close and maybe even clings on quite desperately at times.
-          A big cuddler, just wants to lay for hours and half sleep with you in his arms.
-          Would keep your relationship a secret for obvious reasons, but would be willing to leave the jedi for you If you got very serious and truly loved eachother.
Cody
-          Tries to keep serious at all times, but can be quite goofy and lovey-dovey behind closed doors.
-          Very protective over his fellow clones and the jedi he is assigned.
-          Used to follow orders as closely as possible, but after joining the 212th, has started to follow in Obi wans footsteps and bend rules to fit the situation.
-          Secretly struggles a lot with being a clone and not being seen as a living sentient being by most people.
-          Has issues with his self-esteem, please tell him he’s good enough.
-          Has very little knowledge about kids, the outside world of sex ed, as I don’t believe the kamonians thought it was something clones needed to know.
-          Sterile, as I believe most clones aren’t able to have children.
-          Likes to cuddle and be held close, hold him as tight as you can against your chest. Will listen to your heartbeat and fall asleep to it.
-          Likes it when his partner caresses his scar or holds his face in their palms. Please pepper kisses all over his voice.
-          I think he’s fine with whatever in the bedroom, but it will be kinda awkward or goofy the first couple of times as he figures out how it works.
-          Likes to go slow and take his time, take you in and really show you how much he loves you.
-          Doesn’t keep your relationship a huge secret, as in his squad and some jedi know but not the council or the republic as you could be forced to split up.
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and-loth-cat · 1 year
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Anakin and Obi-Wan's Relationship:
Anakin: I'm so tired Obi-Wan: I have to watch after you everyday, how do you think I feel?
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brenbrennn · 2 years
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HElp IVE BEEN THINKING OF SHIP DYNAMICS! I know this is different from my normal content but hear. Me. Out.
I was throwing songs on shuffle, and I got these two. “What are we gonna do now?” (By Indigo De Souza) and , “Until I Found You.” (Stephen Sanchez) Both are great songs and you should really check them out. BUT BESIDES THE POINT , it’s really made me think of Obi Wan and being in love with him. Being in a relationship gives off very “until the end my love.” Like you guys are connected , through anything. Even though you guys don’t bounce off each other sometimes, and even though you both run into problems with the state of the galaxy your both still there. Just that you two are so connected that your always still drawn back to each other.
I even imagine before of course he was in denial of his feelings. I mean it was planted into him about the whole rule on connections with the Jedi. But you just HAD to stumble into his life , and he doesn’t mean that in a bad way. He’s so thankful he found a friend and a partner to still be with him through this hell. Anyways , just a little thought. (๑-﹏-๑)
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ledeni-tm · 2 months
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Padawan group holophoto !! In a universes where Ahsoka, Cal, Trilla, Caleb and Barriss all know each other and everything is fine ! (let me dream) Not pictured : their masters (Obi-Wan included, Ahsoka is his padawan too) gushing at the cuteness behind the holocamera.
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ominouspuff · 5 months
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Clone Wars AU: what if’s, featuring “what if everyone lived and outmaneuvered Order 66 and Cody and Rex became, like, space cowboys, among other things”
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ginkgodoodles · 9 months
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I love the gag that Kit Fisto just really loves swimming at any opportunity and will walk around shirtless, completely oblivious.
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skybreakprimeonao3 · 4 months
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Jedi robes on Initiates and Padawans are large and roomy for the young to grow into. A Padawan might not get back to the Temple with a year of flying between constant mission, and it’d be embarrassing for a growing adolescent to have exposed arms and ripped seams.
Jedi robes on full grown Knights and Masters have multiple layers to help others. Another layer given to their Padawan or non-Force sensitive companions could save a life from the cold or sickness. Drop a layer as a decoy and still have the essential gear still on them.
Obi-Wan is the first to rip up his robes and tunics to use as temporary bandages until the Clones can get to a medic.
Cody is annoyed and heartened to see his General in only what is pretty much torn up short shorts and boots after a battle.
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Every friend group Jedi Lineage should include:
A bimbo:
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A mean bisexual:
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An even meaner lesbian:
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She/theys:
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He/theys:
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A token straight that’s on thin ice:
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An astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorized:
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A short king:
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peterparkersnose · 1 year
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Star Wars Men During the Halloween Season Headcanons
{Kylo Ren, Obi Wan, Han Solo, Anakin Skywalker, Like Skywalker, Din Djarin}
happy halloween loves 🎃
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Kylo Ren
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Not a holiday man
Hates the idea of mainstream holidays and isn’t afraid to voice his opinions on it
When he comes home to find the apartment decorated in fake spiderwebs and orange and purple ribbon he thought someone was playing a prank on him
And he was pissed
But his thoughts were dismissed when he found you cutting out what seemed like bats from paper
“What is the meaning of this?” he yelled
You looked at him with a stern face, then burst out laughing
Kylo was still confused
But he enjoyed the occasional black licorice so he let the few days of chaos in his house slide
For you
Obi-Wan Kenobi
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He had learned about Halloween as a child from books he used to read about the old world
When the fall festivals happened around the planets, he could go down to a festival or two and enjoy some good food and company
But now as he grew wiser and older, he preferred to stay indoors during the actual day of Halloween
You begged him to go to a party with you, but he was insistent of staying inside and handing out candy to trick or treaters
He secretly also didn’t like you going out in such a revealing outfit
Obi Wan is very secretly territorial, but he usually never lets it show
So the two of you kept in comfy clothes and handed out candy to the small children who came around the house
And if you two had kids, you know damn well he would be out there with his warm spiked cider and extra robes following your kids around the city
He would let you stay at home and relax, because that’s just the kind of dad he would be
I can just imagine one kid running ahead and him yelling at the kid to slow down while he’s trying to carry the other one down the street because they got too tired
Han Solo
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Definitely attending a party
With a stupid couples costume
But it has to be stupid enough where the both of you still look hot
You two actually met at a Halloween party a few years ago
So they’ve really become a tradition at this point
You either drink too much and start yelling at everyone
Or he drinks too much and eats too much candy (which he swears he only had one piece) and throws up
He refuses to dance, but watches you with your friends while he sits and enjoys a beer in the corner
And at the end of the night, you always find him with the stupidest smirk on his face
“Why don’t you ever dance like that for me?”
“Shut it, Solo.”
Anakin Skywalker
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This man wants to trick or treat more than ever
He gets that he’s obviously too old, but he never experienced that as a kid
Asks every single kid about their costume that come to the door
“That’s a what- oh! I’ve never heard of it, but still cool!”
And this man-
You wake up halloween morning to find him rummaging through your closet
“What are you doing in my closet?”
“I need a dress,”
“May I ask why?”
“I’m going to be you for Halloween, duh.”
He sticks his head out of the closet, staring at you with a big grin and a wig that resembles your hair on his head
“Your kidding me, right?”
So naturally you stole his robes
And they were obviously more comfortable than anything you owned
“Lemme use the lightsaber, please.”
“Look Ani, see, I even got your little braid down!” you said, pinning your hair up in a bun and braiding a little braid to match his from years ago
“Come on, it was a phase.”
Luke Skywalker
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You two happened to be visiting another planet when Halloween occurred
Luke was super interested in their culture around the holiday
He found the tiny festival in the middle of the town and just had to join
You found him right in the middle of a dance circle
He pulled you in, and you two danced as other people from the town danced and hollered around you
At the end of the night, you two returned to your cabin on the hill and watch the festival wind down
You were given sweet treats from the townspeople
It was really one of the few times you two could let loose and have fun
And at night, the whole town glistened in candles as the people carved out vegetables and left candles in them to ward off evil spirits
You and Luke layed in bed, listening to the wind rustle the tree leaves
But you weren’t ever afraid, you had one of the best Jedi’s asleep next to you
Din Djarin
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Was thoroughly confused about what Halloween was in the first place
He never grew up with holidays with the other Mandalorians
You insisted on taking Grogu trick or treating
He was against the idea
“You wanted him to be like other kids, this is another way how.”
“But what if he-”
“Din. He’ll be fine.”
Naturally you dressed Grogu up as his dad
You made the fake beskar out of smoothed out tinfoil
And Grogu loved the resemblance to his father
Grogu got candies and other treats, but while you two were out trick or treating Din went out and found a whole buckets worth of frogs for him
“You think he’ll remember this one day?” Din asked you, sliding his hips against the countertop next to you
Grogu was downing his third frog of the night
“He better,”
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tenderjock · 12 days
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Cody's just about to drift off, warm and a little sticky, when his comm chirps. He considers ignoring it even as he rolls over in the bunk, fumbling one-handed for the buzzing device.
It's nothing urgent - a partial conversation between Wolffe and Bly that he's being looped in on, rather unnecessarily in his opinion.
cc-3636 just because youve got a Fucking Boner for your jedi cc-3636 speaking of havent heard from codes since his new assignment cc-5052 oh yea cc-5052 hey cc-2224 hows your new general
He gets halfway through typing He's decent enough when Kenobi wakes up and drapes himself over Cody's shoulder, chest hair rubbing pleasantly across his bare back.
"I only rate decent?" his general murmurs, amusement curling in his voice. He looks thoroughly indecent, mouth red and bruised, hair mussed, hickeys dotting his throat.
Cody deletes it and sends He's acceptable instead.
Kenobi laughs. "Come back to sleep, my dear," he says, snuggling his nose into Cody's neck. Without bothering to open Wolffe's message - that bad huh ? - Cody allows himself to be rolled over and tucked against his general's front.
He'll deal with the command crew later. Right now they've got four hours before they need to be Marshal Commander or High General of anything, and Cody's all set to spend it sleeping in the arms of a beautiful, terrible, wondrous man.
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ventresses · 7 months
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Star Wars: The Clone Wars (4/?) - Quinobi
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lemoneste · 2 years
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Now I would appreciate a fic where Anakin Skywalker just kills Palpatine on accident. I was watching revenge of the sith and through the whole sequence of Obi-wan and Anakin saving Palpatine from the ship I was thinking: “Anakin is waving his damn sabre EVERYWHERE it’s a miracle he hasn’t hit something on accident” and then bam: idea.
In Anakin’s defence there’s a LOT going on so like it’s not his FAULT that he wasn’t looking where he was slicing and the next thing he knows Palpatine’s head is no longer on his shoulders but rolling down some flight of stairs and Anakin just sort of,, pees himself a little.
“Oh. Shit.”
A whole mile away Mace Windu is sitting in his quarters and suddenly the migraine in the back of his head disappears and he’s like “whoa.” And then jokingly is like “who had to be sacrificed for that damn ache to finally go away.” Turns out!
Obi-wan, through a holo-call, (with Anakin skywalker furiously sobbing and heaving through snot and coughs in the background): hey so, we should look into getting Skywalker some ADHD medication.
The Jedi council: why? What has happened?
Obi-Wan: just a little loss of focus, it happens to the best of us.
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angelltheninth · 8 months
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Could you do romance tropes with Star Wars characters?
I sure as hell can!
Pairing: Anakin, Obi-Wan, Darth Maul, Kanan, Poe, Kylo Ren x Reader
Tags: fluff, secret relationship, making out, sneaking around, flirting, denial, confession, lots of tension
A/N: I should expand on these one of these days cause they're all so good.
ANAKIN + NOBODY THINKS IT WILL WORK
He is a big flirt so of course everyone figures that it's a short term thing. Almost like they're just waiting to see how long you last before Anakin gets bored of you. No one except for you can see just how much he's fallen for you. It may have started with nothing but lustful nights and kisses but it's so much more now. He's seeking you out, holding your hand, talking about what will happen after the war, how he can give you a good life. He swears he will make things work.
OBI-WAN + UNREQUITED LOVE
He knows there's something there from how you look at him, he can feel it on his own heart as well, a feeling that Obi-Wan hasn't felt in so long. Of course he needs to wait until things have settled down before he does anything about this feeling. It's not that you don't like him back, you do but you can't bring, allow yourself to love him. You know it would tear him apart to have to choose between you and the Jedi. So when he confesses you convince him, and yourself that you don't love him back.
DARTH MAUL + LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP
Oh man, the tension between you can't be cut even by a lightsaber. No matter how many times you say you hate each other you always find a way into each others arms. Everything you do has an undertone of competition, it's way you both always walk away with so many marks on you. When you and Maul work together you always tease each other, you always try to fluster the other by outdoing each other and somehow relaying it back to the things that happen behind closed doors.
KANAN + LOVERS IN DENIAL
You live together, you sleep together, you tease and flirt and kiss each other, but no, you and Kanan are not lovers. You're together because you fit each other like a glove but you both deny any romantic feelings there. It makes you the subject of much gossip in the Rebellion but you try not to let it get to you much. When you think you hear the other confess you pretend it didn't happen. Not yet. You're gonna confess properly after the war. Until then what you have is enough.
POE + UNDERCOVER RELATIONSHIP
You and Poe get along really well, which is why you were chosen for an undercover mission. It was supposed to stay only that, you should have remained professional, but your hands and mouth and tongues had other plans. It may have started as an undercover relationship but by the end of the mission it's looking more like that was just an excuse for your true feelings to come to light.
KYLO REN + SUNNY VS GRUMPY
He doesn't want anyone to know you're in this sort of a relationship. You have to sneak in and out of his bedroom, but little doors he know that it makes you very happy to know you have such a special place in his heart. He will never admit it, he will have his angry face on whenever you point this out to him and it won't go away if you kiss him, you have to work much harder to get Kylo to stop frowning.
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