Character Bios
Parenthesis means they have a Harry Potter AU verse
Name: Severus Tobias Snape
Year: Cute.
House: Slytherin
Blood Status: Befouler Antichrist
Eye colour: Cobalt nowadays
Age: Old enough to say no.
Birthdate: 1/9
Height: 6′7
Patronus: Horned Viper
Description: I still hate my job. I still hate people. I’m just immortal now. Please leave my office & don’t touch anything on your way out.
Name: Brittnay Matthews
Year: College Junior
(House: Slytherin)
Blood Status: Human (Pureblood)
Eye colour: Blue
Age: 21
Birthdate: 6/15
Height: 5′5
(Patronus: Pitbull)
Description: Cross me & I’ll hurt you. Otherwise I’m Brittnay Matthews you’re new best friend. People think I’m arrogant but in reality they’re angry I’m better than them. I used to go to Overland Park high school. I’m glad I don’t anymore.
Name: Rhaegar Daeron Targaryen
(Year: Graduated/Verse Dependant)
(House: Slytherin)
Blood Status: ???
Eye colour: Violet
Age: 34
Nameday: All I remember was being born in the high summer
Height: 7’1
(Patronus: Hungarian Horntail)
Description: I’m believed to be dead. Walking about when one is believed to be dead is actually quite boring no matter how much it may benefit the Realm. I do admit I made. Many mistakes however in my defence not all prophecies are interpreted in a straight forward manner. I did better than any of you would have in the situation so save your criticism for until you watch a man identical to you get his chest caved in by a war hammer.
Name: Lilith “Lily” Sophie Evans
Year: Graduated/Verse Dependant
House: Slytherin
Blood Status: Demon/Witch
Eye colour: Green/Blue/ Sometimes they go crimson.
Age: Doesn’t matter. I won’t die.
Birthdate: 1/30
Height: 5’3
Patronus: Bold of you to assume I have one
Description: My sister was right. I’m a freak. Even my parents saw something... Wrong in me when I was younger. They tried to pretend I was fine. ”Just a few odd occurrences here & there.” Until an older boy who couldn’t keep his hands to himself suddenly found that a hand could very easily be turned inside out. In the long run it was a good result. They found quite a bit of child pornography in his little hovel of a bedroom. My parents knew I did it but couldn’t quite figure out how until the Hogwarts letter came. They were both horrified & relieved. But to make a long story short. Once I met Severus Snape & we put our interest in the Dark Arts together... I got WORSE. & it felt good. I became addicted to the draw of dark magic, occult magic in particular & now Tom Riddle wants me to tell him what I said to Lucifer to get this new body. I might tell him if he begs in the right tone.
Name: Brahms Hillshire
Blood Status: Half-demon
Eye colour: Green
Age: 16
Birthdate: Don’t care
Height: 5′11
Description: I’m a child serial killer. I want to play around in your innards. & blood. I want to play around in your blood too.
Name: “Andrew” Antisepticeye McLoughlin
Blood Status: Computer Virus Entity/Demon
Eye colour: Lime Green
Age: 29 (Existing for 3)
Birthdate: 10/10
Height: N/A
Description: It’s better if ya dun run. It’ll just drag et out. Plus sometimes ya lot chip my knife on one of yer stupid bones. & I dun really li’e runnin much ta be honest.
Name: Chase Brody
Blood Status: Human
Eye colour: Blue
Age: 29
Birthdate: 4/11
Height: 5′10
Description: Hey bros! I’m Chase! Uh, some of ya already know tha! Anti brought me here! He said it’d be fun an’ I trus’ ‘im! I swear ‘e’s actually always been kinda nice ta me! Besides the ‘ole threatenin’ the kids thin’ but we’re frien’s now! He says he’ll teach me how ta shoot a real gun someday!
Name: Brian Griffin
Blood Status: Dog(?)
Eye colour: Green
Age: ???
Birthdate: ???
Height: 6′4
Description: I used to be an alcoholic dog. Now I’m an alcoholic. Not much to say after something like that happens. I’m really confused to be frank. Maybe now I can actually get someone to take me seriously & publish my book.
Name: Carlos De Vil
(Year: Sixth)
(House: Slytherin)
Blood Status: Half-demon/ Sorcerer
Eye colour: Blue
Age: 16
Birthdate: 3/20
Height: 5′7
(Patronus: Red Fox)
Description: Hi, I’m Carlos & life is pain, only valid things in this world are only science & Evie Grimhilde, bye. Gemini De Vil is my midget brother who I love. Devil De Vil is my crazy ass dad. My mom is dead, thanks for asking.
Name: Danny Flint
Blood Status: Shade
Eye colour: Grey
Age: Old
Nameday: ?
Height: 5′4
Description: Being dead was less droll.
Name: Eileen Tabitha Prince Snape
Year: Graduated
House: Slytherin
Blood Status: Pureblood Poltergeist
Eye colour: Black
Age: Well. I died at 35 so let’s go with that
Birthdate: 12/18
Height: 6’11 (Used to be 6'6 but I had this weird growth spurt two days before I died.)
Patronus: Didn’t have one apparently
Description: … I really don’t have anything to say to you. I died, I decided I wanted to come back. Er. Awkwardly enough the old castle I was haunting is now inhabited by my son and his family. They’re all really bloody loud. No wonder the rest of the ghosts make so much noise back. And no. I have not introduced myself to any of them. I mean. Sometimes I talk to ‘em but I’ve never gotten an answer. Plus unlike most of the floating assholes here I’d much rather keep to myself, thank you.
Name: Griffin “Finn” Merterns
Blood Status: Human(?)
Eye colour: Blue
Age: 19
Birthdate: 3/14
Height: 6′3
Description: Hey bros! I’m Finn, a radical kid that makes it his business to help people out and kickin’ monster tail! Mostly when I’m not doin’ that I’m chillin’ it up with my bro Jake in the tree house so as long as you’re not some wacko monster that wants to eat up my face you can swing by and we can fire up BMO or something.
Name: Henry Harry Jameson Hook
(Year: Slytherin)
(House: Seventh)
Blood Status: Half-demon/Sorcerer
Eye colour: Blue
Age: 17
Birthdate: 10/23
Height: 6′2
(Patronus: Savannah cat)
Description: All it takes is one wrong look & I’ll EVISCERATE ya... Taken by Uma daughter of Ursula. Ya want me? Ya have ta ask her permission & pray she likes ya & is in a SHARIN’ mood. Jamie Hook is me mum an’ she taugh’ me all I know about bein’ scary. Me da??? He’s a dumbass.
Name: Karl Vreski
(Year: Graduated)
(House: Slytherin)
Blood Status: Human (Pureblood)
Eye colour: Blue
Age: 19 (Typically)
Birthdate: 10/25
Height: 6′1
(Patronus: Jackal)
Description: I’m Karl. Lacrosse. Tacos. Boxing. American football. Whatever activity that involves either Hans Gruber or hitting something? I like it. Tony’s alright. Good brother at least. Not at all annoying like the normal younger sibling M.O. Far nicer than me. I’ll likely end up being a lawyer same as my father. Boring but Hans and I are already working at the damn firm so it’s an easy job. I’m sure Hans’ll come up with a more fun idea. He always does.
Name: Tony Vreski
(House: Hufflepuff)
(Year: Seventh)
Blood Status: Poltergeist (Pureblood)
Eye colour: Blue
Age: 17 (Typically)
Birthdate: 9/3
Height: 5′10
(Patronus: Rooster)
Description: I’m Tony… I uh. I play some football. Real football not American. I’m Karl’s younger brother and… To be honest Hans scares me a little bit even if we’re all like brothers… Uh more often than not I just go along with their crazy plans because. Well because my brother says it’ll be fun. And. It usually is. Even if some of it’s a little illegal.
Name: Loki Friggason
(Year: Graduated)
(House: Slytherin)
Blood Status: God of Mischief & Chaos
Eye colour: Green
Age: Don’t be rude.
Birthdate: Mind your business
Height: 6′0
(Patronus: Corn snake)
Description: I am Loki of Asgard. & I’m so fucking tired of all the gards.
Name: Beverly Marsh
Blood Status: Human
Eye colour: Green
Age: 14
Birthdate: 8/26
Height: 5′3
Description: I’m Bev. Looked into that stupid clown’s deadlights & lived. I’ll be a loser to the end & I’m honestly real proud of that. Losers have no where to go but up, after all.
Name: Marceline Abadeer
Blood Status: Vampire Demon
Eye colour: Green
Age: 1003, Approximately
Birthdate: Unknown
Height: 5′9 (Various)
Description: Marceline the Vampire Queen, dude. Sure you’ve heard of me before so I wouldn’t be surprised to see you shaking in your boots right about now. Been traveling and terrorising the Land of Ooo for a while now though it’s nothing too irreversible. Mostly I’m just a radical dame that likes to play games as a very special someone once said about me.
Name: Nathan Clarke
(Year: I died in seventh)
(House: Slytherin)
Blood Status: (Verse dependent) Poltergeist (Half-blood)
Eye colour: Blue
Age: 17
Birthdate: 8/13
Height: 6′2
(Patronus: Some squiggly thing I dunno)
Description: Hi I’m Nathan & I wanna die... Haha gottem!
Name: Richmond Richie Wentworth Tozier
Blood Status: Human
Eye colour: Caribbean Green
Age: 14
Birthdate: 8/10
Height: 5′10
Description: I’m only afraid of werewolves & girls with eyes that are hard to not get lost in.
Name: Robyn Black Robin
Blood Status: Poltergeist
Eye colour: Hazel
Age: Hm
Nameday: Some far off winter
Height: 6′5
Description: “The Gods above all knew his crimes
The lord read off his lists
The Gods above all knew his crimes
The men's hands balled to fists
His legs they kicked, they jerked, then slowed
The crowd not once did cheer
His legs they slowed, then finally stopped
The crowd not once did jeer”
Name: Sadie O’Connell
Blood Status: ???
Eye colour: Blue
Age: 19
Birthdate: I don’t remember
Height: 5′6
Description: I tried to kill myself over a boy who didn’t love me back. Someone brought me back & now here I am, I guess.
Name: Scorpio Felix Sepelio Tobias Exodus Snape
Blood Status: Vampire
Eye colour: One is jade one is cobalt and they swap sides frequently
Age: 91 Died at 36 and it’s been a while. You do the math, mate.
Birthdate: 11/10
Height: 5’3
Description: Surprise bitches. I bet you all thought I was dead…In a matter of speaking that’s still accurate. The greasy little snot did indeed best me when I was human. I respect that victory &even though I miss them.. My children don’t need me. I wasn’t good to them when they did. I doubt they’re aware I came back and I’ll keep it that way for all our sakes. There’s no point in asking me how exactly I returned to life. I don’t know and I don’t particularly care. Maybe Hell just can’t handle me yet.
Name: Thomas Marvolo Riddle
Year: Graduated
House: Slytherin
Blood Status: Demon Fledging
Eye colour: Blue
Age: Rude.
Birthdate: 12/31
Height: 6′4
Patronus: Hmmm, my little secret.
Description: Join my cult. Satanism is actually very beneficial if you’re respectful. No. You don’t have to slit your wrist to join... Please. Stop slitting your wrists to join.
Name: King Aerys Targaryen Second of His Name King of the Andals & the First Men Lord of the Seven Kingdoms & Protector of the Realm
(Year: Graduated)
(House: Slytherin)
Blood Status: Human Mine is the blood of Old Valyria (Pureblood)
Eye colour: Violet
Age: Hm.
Nameday: High summer.
Height: 6′8
(Patronus: Gila Monster)
Description: Burn them all.
Name: Ser Jaime Lannister
(Year: Graduated)
(House: Hufflepuff)
Blood Status: Shade (Pureblood)
Eye colour: Green
Age: I’m dead. Sorry.
Nameday: Does it matter?
Height: 5′6
(Patronus: Munchkin Cat)
Description: I stayed loyal to the Targaryens & they won. But I died when Robert Baratheon caved in Rhaegar’s chest... At least I got to watch him die for it.
Name: Daenerys Visenya Targaryen
(Year: Fifth)
(House: Slytherin)
Blood Status: ??? (Pureblood)
Eye colour: Violet
Age: 15
Nameday: During a violent storm
Height: 4′9
(Patronus: Blue-tongued Skink)
Description: My family’s way is fire & blood... But my heart sings a softer song... & I don’t know which way is right.
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