damian is like this is so stupid i do not need to be accompanied by two idiots
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Why are there so many gods here?
SO! One day, the Eternal Trio decided to Check if they had ant past lives using Magic.
They already knew that Tucker was the Reincarnation of some Pharoah, so maybe they were also some historical figures in a last life.
It does not go as expected.
Danny finds out that he was the Ancient of Space, and the reason Clockwork was so invested in keeping him from being erased from Time is because he's his Brother apparently.
Sam finds out that she was the Embodiment of The Green, and Undergrowths attempt at Adopting her was some scheme to become the Parent of his used-to-be Queen while she was in Mortal Form, therefore overthrowing her.
Tucker finds out that Duulaman was just one in a long line of the Reincarnations of the Sun God Ra, and that he had been quite a few more historical figures in the Past.
They were surprised to figure this out, but then they got curious.
They tested the Spell out on Jazz, and found that she used to be an Amazonian Goddess, alongside Pandora.
They test it on Dash, and find that he used to be Hermes, God of Travel and Speed.
Ellie was an Embodiment of something called the Speed Force, who was also a child of Space before their rebirth, apparently.
They slowly realize that almost every person of note in Amity Park is the Reincarnation of some kind of God or Spirit. And none of them seem to realize that.
Why are there so many reborn Gods in this town?
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Constantine is actually asking himself the EXACT same question at that very moment, after a botched teleportation spell landed him in Amity Park.
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younger brother yuuji goes through a (very rough) phase where whenever you and sukuna go on date night he clings to sukunas leg and sobs for you guys to bring him with you. sukuna has to pry the little spider monkey off of his leg and into uraumes arms and slam the door shut before the strangely adaptive toddler can escape from their arms. but, it only ends up with yuuji locking himself in the bathroom with uraumes phone, spam calling you and sukunas phone and sending blurry, toddler taken, face pics of him crying. eventually when he starts getting voicemails of just yuuji sobbing, sukuna gets so peeved at the boy that the two of you go home just for sukuna to yell at him. but with the scolding doesn’t work, considering how yuuji is back to clinging onto sukunas leg with the biggest grin on his face for having his wishes granted. the two of you go a couple months without date night :/
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damian: i'm going to kill your brother.
jon: kon? what did he do this time?
damian: drake and your brother have been consorting behind father's back and have been defiling various parts of the manor, while drake is of lesser status he still carries the wayne name and is sullying it with his choice in companionship.
jon: ya know you can just say you care about your older brother and want to give his boyfriend the shovel talk, right?
damian, flushed: that is not what i said, i simply need to determine his intentions lest he finds himself on the lesser on of my blade!
jon: mhm, whatever the voices tell you dami
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Is that... is that tims boat house??? Did tim let damian crash with him at his murder shack?
Like? It's this room from his murder shack
That's so cute I'm dying 😭
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