#irene ferreiro why did you have to say that

[jackredfieldwasmyjacob]

i just saw a clip of irene ferreiro (cris in skam españa) being albalia in the year of our lord 2024 ????

#so that's why my tw tl is full of albalia stuff #the clip is basically her in an ig live #they asked her if she knew natalia lacunza #and she answered 'no but i would love to. she's my crush. she has a boyfriend so i have no chance. and if she didn't have the bf she would #be with alba soooo' #irene ferreiro why did you have to say that #now i'm having war flashbacks

[inmyarmswrappedin]

okok I used to LOVE the idea of giving the girl chris character the Isak storyline (especially if she's a non-skinny woc because I WOULD KILL FOR THAT KIND OF REP) but then it's revealed that SKAM Austin were planning to do a season with Jo as an undocumented immigrant and after that my opinion has changed.

I don't want the chris character to just be an isak character. I want her to be fleshed out as a chris character. I still want that sapphic overweight woc representation with the chris character but I want that outside of the Isak storyline if you get what I mean.

Hi! 🦋 I have so many thoughts about this:

First off, Cris is an Isak/Chris mix. Like, the overarching thesis for her season is clearly the same idea that featured in girl Chris’ clip. But out of everyone in the cast, Irene Ferreiro is the one who looks most like Tarjei Sandvik Moe and I don’t think that’s a coincidence. Alejandro Reina’s vibe is closer to Eskild’s and Irene looks like Tarjei. And also, while the thesis for her season is girl Chris, her s1 plot of macking on Hugo and then on a girl is more Isak than girl Chris. It’s one of the biggest clues that she would get Isak’s storyline. (But not the first. The first was that her bff was Amira and not Viri, because Amira is better suited for the Jonas role.)

Second, I have to admit I was disappointed when I realized that Cris’ season was an adaptation of Isak’s season, because that’s not how Begoña sold the season initially, lol. She sold it as the first time the girl Chris character’s story was told. She made it sound like an original season. And I think in part she was afraid to come out and say, “we negotiated with NRK so that we could do Isak’s season with a girl in the girl squad,” because I think she wanted to let Isak fans reach the conclusion that Lucas wouldn’t have a season themselves, rather than invite Isak fans to scream at her on her inbox. But again, it was a case of trying to please everyone, because Cris and her season did several things that they didn’t need to do, for Isak fans specifically. Like the pool kiss, or the 21:21 references, to name a couple things.

In the end, this is probably down to what every remake wanted to do, and what NRK would agree to. Would Skam España have been able to make a season that would’ve been girl Chris’ only? No references to Isak or his season whatsoever? Probably not. I am convinced only Skam Austin had the option to make a season about whoever, and only because Julie Andem was personally involved. But I also feel like Skam España probably didn’t want to do such a season (an original season about Cris) anyway. Because Isak’s season was a proven success already, and because the remake teams bought the adaptation rights to Skam specifically to remake Isak’s season, and the others were included in the pack. There’s something almost perfunctory about the way a lot of the Skams approached Eva’s season. And some of the teams realized if they (the teams) weren’t excited about Noora’s season, they couldn’t expect the fandom to be either, which is why Druck, for instance, started getting creative in s2. But I think it’s pretty obvious at this point that Isak’s season is where the teams really try to stand out from the herd and offer something different. 

In the end, I’m not sad Cris got the Isak storyline. I like Cris, I like her season, and I like Joana. I’m glad there’s one Skam that gave or tried to give a season of sorts to each girl in the squad. I’m glad there’s one Skam where Isak’s storyline went to a girl in the girl squad, because I think it’s an amazing storyline and the girl squad should get the opportunity to be Magnus, Mahdi and Jonas for a girl in the squad. (And I mean specifically Magnus, Mahdi and Jonas, not themselves supporting a wlw girl in the squad.) I don’t like that some Isak stans got turned off eskam as soon as they realized Lucas wouldn’t get Isak’s storyline. (And yes there are some.) But of course I would’ve loved a Jo season that wasn’t inherited from Isak, like I would’ve liked a Kelsey season about Kelsey, and a girl Chris season about girl Chris, etc. Circumstances simply conspired for Skam to finish with Sana’s season, for Austin to have 2 seasons, and so on and so forth.

Very interesting ask though! I hope my answer was satisfactory.

#ask #skam #skam españa #skam austin #elohhello

[skamesptranslations]

YOUTUBE VIDEO - MOVISTAR +

Translation below the cut:

Note: There are a lot of references to Spanish pop culture, so, instead of making a million asterisks, I’ve linked the wikipedia page and / or some of the works of the people they mention

N: Hi, I’m Nicole Wallace

H: I am Hajar Brown

A: Alba Planas

I: Irene Ferreiro… I feel like a reporter

C: Celia Monedero

I: And… we are gonna play “Who is Who?”

[Celia has Spongebob Squarepants]

I: Ummmm

A: Start

I: Okay. 

A: Like, one question each.

I: Okay, okay, okay. Is it a woman?

C: No.

H: She thought about it

A: Is it a man?

I: Maybe it’s a dog, you know?

A: But it could be!

C: I don’t know what they are! It’s a man. I think so.

I: I mean, you should know what it is, right? For the questions?

N: Okay. She said yes, he’s a man.

C: Yes, I think so.

H: Is he a singer?

C: No

H: I say “singero*”, you know…

I: “singero”

A: She said she doesn’t know if he’s a man, so it has to be something…like…

C: It’s true

N: Is it an object?

C: No

A: No

H: Is he a human being?

C: No

N: He could be an animated object

A: Is he a character? Is he a character?

C: Yes.

A: Okay

N: Obviously

C: I don’t know if I should tell you this, cause this is a huge giveaway: he’s animated, but he also is an object.

N: Ah, so he’s an object. What I had said, he’s an object.

C: But animated!

I: I’m really lost

H: The rap banana.

N: Obviously, he’s an animated object.

A: You are confusing us, I think… I think that....

I: I’m not following anything really

H: Let’s see, let’s see. 

N: Is he blue?

C: No

A: Is he green?

H: Let’s see…

I: Is he yellow?

C: YES

I: He is yellow!

A: The banana

N: Spongebob Squarepants!

C: Yesssss!!! H: Aaaaaah, he’s a sponge, but he’s human, but he’s animated, right

C: Yeah

H: I like this game

[Hajar and Nicole chanting the Spongebob Squarepants theme song]

I: My turn, my turn! Look at this! Look!

H: Yeah, I know them from somewhere, they are from tv

A: Why isn’t my face there?

[Irene has Leticia Sabater (one of her music videos)]

I: Okay.

A: Do you start?

N: Eh, eh, girl!

I: Yes

A: Does she exist? Or is she a character? I mean, 

I: Well, she is a character, but yeah, she exists.

C: She exists but she’s a character!

N: She exists, but she is A character

H: A character? Anything we say now is going to be the tea. Is it me? No, haha.

I: Hajar Brown.

A: Do we know them?

I: Personally?

A: Yes

I: No. We don’t have that honor.

H: Actress?

I: Eh, no. Performance.

N: Singer?

I: Something like that

A: Ask if she’s from Sálvame** (opening song)

N: Sálvame

I: I think she’s not

C: Big Brother contestant?

I: No

A: Did she become famous recently?

I: No, no

C: I have no idea

I: She is an icon in Spain. Iconic

C: Belén Esteban?

I: No

C: Similar?

I: No

A: Is she funny or is she just a mess

I: She’s a mess, it’s funny because she is a mess

A: Is she an icon for someone here?

I: What do you mean icon

A: If she is our icon for something

I: No, well I don’t know.

A: Do we like her? Not sexually, i mean if we like her, like, if some of us are fans

I: I’m a big fan of her songs, for example

A: She makes songs! 

N: Is she the Ice one?

H: Is she Isa P?

I: No

H: If she was famous a while ago...

I: Yeah, more ancient, more ancient

N: Songs?

A: La Pantoja (one of her songs, Isa P is her daughter)?

N: Is she on tv? Is she on tv?

A: Is she still on tv?

I: No, she’s just on youtube now.

C: Maria Isabel (her most iconic song)

I: No! Maria Isabel is the queen of Spain!

N: Youtube?

A: But is she a Youtuber or she just appeared on Youtube?

I: She sings on youtube

N: She sings on youtube

H: Does she have more than one song? Because characters…

I: I know two of them

H: You know two, does she have more than two?

I: I don’t know

A: Tell us something she says

I: I can’t, if I…

N: Okay, does the guiri know her?

I: Yes

N: 100%

H: If she’s a mess I for sure know her, you know?

I: Ask about the physical appearance.

A: Has she had surgery?

H: Is she big?

I: No, you aren’t going to ask the thing that I want you to guess

N: Is her hair..

A: Has she had surgery?

I: Yes

A: The boobs?

I: I think everything. C’mon!

A: Does she have a good body, like the prototype of a hot body?

I: There’s something very distinctive about her

N: I don’t know Rick, sounds fake.

N: Hair

I: No

C: Lips?

I: No

N: Eyes?

I: Yes!

N: Are her eyes…

H: Okay someone with eyes who’s a mess

N: With eyes

I: It’s something about her eyes

A: Is she cross eyed?

I: Yes

H: Leticia Sabater

I: Yes! La Salchipapa lady!

N: See? I don’t know who she is!

A: She was in Sálvame!

I: Was she? I know her from her big hits. Salchipapa and Mister Policeman. Okay next. 

H: Doesn’t she have one about a cucumber?

I: Yeah, I think so! She’s a queen

H: We’re your fans Leticia Sabater. Sabater or Sobater? Well I’m a fan even if I don’t know your name. There are people who don’t know my name and are my fans.

A: Woooo, this one

H: I’m an actress

A: You aren’t gonna get it I think

[Alba has Miguel Ángel Silvestre]

A: Okay then, I’m ready. Now.

H: Oh yeah, we have to ask her.

A: But can I look for some info… Nah, it doesn’t matter

C: Is it a guy?

A: Yes

I: Real?

A: Yes

H: Is he handsome?

A: Yes. A lot.

N: Is he an actor?

I: Spanish?

A: Yes

I: Is he Aron Piper?

A: No. You say there are not handsome Spanish actors?

N: Spanish.

I: Around our age?

C: Is he… is he our age?

A: No

C: Is he 20 or older?

A: Yes

H: Of my age…

C: It’s really sad

N: Is he… is he 30 or younger?

A: No. I think he is between 30 and 40.

N: Has he… has he… has he done any teen film or tv shows?

A: Yeah, right? Do you know who he is?

H: It could be anyone, you know?

I: But has he made them some time ago, or nowadays?

H: Like when they are all 28 but they say they are 16, you know?

A: I’m gonna look up some info.

I: But is he like, daddy?

A: No, no, not that much.

I: Ah, okay.

A: Like, he turns me on and all

I: I’m really lost

A: The thing is…

N: Mario Casas?

A: No, no, no

N: He’s the only one

I: Maxi Iglesias!

A: No but... similar

C: Was he in “Física o Química” (all openings)?

N: Has he something distinctive in his physical appearance?

A: Wait, wait

C: Is he Quim Gutiérrez?

N: That’s what I was gonna say!

A: No, no, I wish

H: Who is he? I don’t know who he is

N: The teeth guy

A: Okay, a hint. Now there’s been… there’s been some controversy cause he hooked up with Susi Caramelo

C: I know who he is, Miguel Ángel Silvestre!! Thanks, Ali!

N: Fact

C: Wait. Thanks for saying the Susi stuff, thank you Ali (the girl behind the camera)

N: Fact. He is really handsome in person.

A: Do you know him?

[Nicole has Greta Thunberg]

H: Go. Okay

I: Alegria al cuerpo macarena***

H: It’s okay. It doesn’t matter, we all have our turn...Boy?

N: No

A: Girl?

N: Yes

I: Spongebob was something in between

C: It could be a nonbinary.

I: Exactly. Real? Or… okay

C: Actress?

A: Is she famous, well fuck that, is she a singer?

H: She’s not a singer and she’s not an actress

I: model

H: Model?

N: No

A: An intellectual

N: Yes

H: Ah, that’s…

I: Young? Young!

A: So she’s alive?

N: yes

I: A writer? Journalist?

C: An intellectual… tv presenter?

H: What’s an intellectual?

C: Does she have braids?

H: Lucrecia!

I: What?

H: From Los Lunnis

A: That’s not an intellectual. Ok, does she do something related to science?

N: Yes

A: Greta Thunberg

N: Yes

I: Braids? Oh yeah, you’re right

[Hajar has Baby Yoda]

I: Dellafuente?

H: No

A: Is it a guy?

N: Is it a guy?

H: Nah. No, no

I: Girl?

H: Nah

I: What?

N: Is it a character?

A: A cartoon?

H: Well, I don’t know what it is but… he’s not a cartoon.

A: He’s not a cartoon?

H: But he’s a character

I: But

A: But from a TV show?

H: Yeah

I: Can you be more specific with your answers, please?

H: Come on, it’s an easy one

C: Do…do I know it?

H: Of course

C: Is it an emoji? What???

H: It’s an instagram filter

A: Is it a meme?

H: Also

I: The dog one?

H: What? No, but it’s a character. You have to follow the storyline. The current info is good.

A: From a TV show?

I: I don’t understand her answers

C: It’s an instagram filter…

A: Please, can you be more specific?

H: No

N: Film?

H: Yes. I’m scared of saying it. Yes, it’s from a film.

A: Ah, it’s from a film!

N: It’s from a film.

H: Yes, the thing is… well, I’m doing horribly. 

A: And does the film have the character name on its title?

H: Okay, no, I was wrong, it’s from a TV show. 

N: From a TV show and a film? A TV show that has a film? A book?

H: Yeah

N: A show that has a film?

I: “Yeah” what? Speak up!

N: A book?

I: It’s making me nervous!

H: A book… no

N: It’s not from a book

H: It’s not from a book

A: Gerónimo Stilton

H: Let’s see, I was really happy

A: No one understands

H: Continue with the physical appearance, please

I: Is it round?

A: Is it a person?

H: No

A: Is it an animal?

I: What is it???

H: Yeah?

I: An animal. A cat, a lion.

N: Is it round?

A: Winnie the Pooh

*off camera* It doesn’t exist

H: What you can’t see about me?

I: A unicorn!

A: It doesn’t exist

N: The hair

H: Apart from that?

N: The ears

H: Okay, go from there

I: Dumbo! NO?

H: No

A: The ears?

N: Goofy

H: Come on, skin colour

N: Grey

H: No

I and N: Blue

H: No

I: Yellow

N: Pink

I: Green. Green!

N: Green!

I: Green… Shrek!

A: Shrek!

H: I wish, but no. It’s super cute

I: Is it a snail?

C: Elf

I: Is it an elf?

C: Naughty!

H: Kinda

I: What?

H: It’s really cute

I: It’s...it’s Baby Yoda!! Yay!!

N: Baby Yoda!

I: I was super nervous

H: So cute

I: You made me really anxious, I hate you

H: I’m sorry, I don’t know how to do it

*”cantante”, “singer” in Spanish, doesn’t note the gender, but Hajar does, saying “cantanto” if it’s a guy or “cantanta” if it’s a girl.

** The wikipedia page for the program is in Spanish, so just in case you wanna know, it is the most popular talk show in Spain, they talk about celebrities and stuff like that. It is characterized as Junk TV.

***Lyrics from the famous song “La Macarena”

#skam españa #youtube #cast

[pttchoupisson-blog]

I really don't understand why you all are getting mad and hating on Irene when she literally said "aside from SKAM..." and she just gave HER OPINION. She explained why she think that being as respectful as she could. The interview is textually like this, I'm not gonna change a word.

Interviewer: A little trouble with the thing about pansexuality...

Irene: Let's see...

In: Explain this to me a little, like, how... how did it went, because it was a little big thing.

Ir: Let's see... This is aside from SKAM and all of that, me as Irene Ferreiro, as my ideology, my personal speech - I don't... I don't think that pansexuality do well... as one of the sexualities. Because at the end is exactly the same as bisexuality, only that make it invisible and that makes it biphobic and at the same time is transphobic because... I don't know, it seems to me something so invented and really unnecessary when there's already a name which we have for something. But this is painting myself into a whole corner...

In: In the series we had a speech... not a speech but that thing was commented a little. I truly think that it made reference to a lack of knowledge which exist in our society too, same with labels that you reach a point where you don't get to know really well what's each sexual identity.

Ir: Yeah... I think that, precisely that, is what cause... I just don't want it to sound so strong but... "invented sexualities" like that. I'm not saying that you can't identify with that and that you can't feel like that, but at the end is exactly the same and what it creates is so many confusion between the community people because they don't know what to identify with, they don't know where to go, they think there are so many things. And that's exactly what Cris thought: that there were so many labels that she didn't know which one was hers. And for me is as easy as "look, you can be lesbian, bisexual, gay or... or trans" well trans isn't a sexuality but it's within the group, I don't know. Uff, a whole corner...

In: Yeah... is always a little big trouble to get into it. But well, I understand you, I understand everything you've told me.

#skam #skam austin #skam nl #skam italia #skam france #skam remakes #skam spain #cris #irene ferreiro #pansexuality #pansexual

[jackredfieldwasmyjacob]

TRANSLATION FOR “TAG DE LOS 5 SEGUNDOS” SKAM ESPAÑA

First of all, the title would read “5 Second Tag”. To avoid confusion, I’ll have each question in a paragraph!.

Here is the video if you haven’t seen it yet

Also: Hajar (H), Irene (I), Alex (Alex), Nicole (N), Fernando (Fer), Celia (C), Tomy (Tomy), Tamara (Tam), Alba (Alba)

Let’s go!

I: I’m Irene Ferreiro

Fer: I’m Fernando Lindez

Tam: I’m Tamara Ronchese, Joana in Skam España, and we are here to see if

I: they are capable to answer this questions 

Fer: In 5 seconds. 

Tam: 3 artists 

I: That you are ashamed of admitting that you like, now!

H: Taylor Swift

N: Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift

Alba: Joaquín Sabina (the taste!)

Tomy: Why are you ashamed?

H: She’s too white for me to listen to (lol)

Alba: The people always look me like... what’s up with this girl?

Fer: 3 things that turn you on

C: Mischievous (something, I can’t understand it), elf ears, thin lips)

Tomy: Intelligent minds, looks, lickings...

C: Yeah, I have them really clear!

Fer: Fuck

Tam: Oh my god that answer, I love that, I love you

Tam: Three things that make you cry.

Alex: Sad films!

Tomy: Skam, films, and my friends

C: Care Bears...

Alex: Aaagghh!

Hajar: Yay

Nicole: Care Bears???

Alba: Your friends make you cry?

Tomy: Of happiness (he said friends in feminine, so he was probably talking about the cast hehe)

I: Three swears you use when you are angry

H: *tries to swear but can’t*

N: Fuck, Shit, I shit in... 

H: *at least she’s trying*

Alba: Son of a bitch, Asshole, Stupid

H: “strawberry tree” I don’t know!

I: Did you say strawberry tree?

C: You had those one prepared!

H: I can’t swear!

Alex: Oh yeah, I forgot...

Tam: 3 words that describe you

Alex: Funny

C: Love, Affection, Friendship

Tomy: Creative, crazy, bohemian (strong “I’m a weirdo” vibes here)

Alex: Likeable, and kind... Well, likeable and kind... I don’t see it

N: You are Love. You are Affection.

Tam: Creative, crazy, bohemian *laughing their asses off*

Tomy: I could’ve added as well “taciturn” at this point

I: You have to say 3 words that describe Alex. Go!

H: Nice, Likeable, Friendly

N: Funny, head in the clouds, and Love

Alba: Creative, caring, and intelligent

I: You said them all!

Alex: I said Likeable and Nice!

N: Yeah, it’s just that sometimes she has her head in the clouds

C: *proceeds to do that*

N: See?

C: Yeah, I don’t know, I was thinking, why does she says “with the head in the clouds”?

Alex: Like Nice, Likeable and Friendly are the three characteristics *proceeds to burst in laughter*

Fer: 3 countries you want to visit

Alex: Norway, Japan and Australia

Tomy: Brazil, Chile and China

C: Paris, London... aw, shit, there were countries!... France...

N: Andalucía, Barcelona... *laughing*

C: No worries, no worries, people

Tam: 3 ways of making a good impression

H: Don’t speak 

N: Smile, make a compliment (she “englishized” the phrase xd), make a joke

H: Highlighter... I don’t know

Alex: That one was good!

H: I was one short...

I: I loved them!

H: It’s true, that’s what I do. I don’t speak and I put on highlighter (a queen only)

Fer: Although the word didn’t came to you...

N: Yes yes, I was gonna say “joke”  but I said *gibberish* joke!

I: 3 dishes you hate

Tomy: Smoked Salmon, Smoked Salmon, and Capers

Celia: Spinaches, a bad hamburger...

Tomy: I have eaten twice Smoked Salmon and puked three times from it. I puked from just smelling it on a plane.

Alex: I can’t say food that I hate...

I: You don’t absolutely hate anything? Something that they would put in front of you and you wouldn’t eat??

Alex: *thinks dirty* 

Fer: 3 songs you sing in the shower

H: “Consentida”, “Me Pelea”, “Te Enamoras” (all trap songs btw)

Alba: I whited out..I don’t know!

N: “Halo” by Beyoncé, “Ariana Grande”...

H: Dellafuente (her favourite singer)

Alex: I was hoping something from “Camela” (lol)

Tam: 3 things you wouldn’t want to find in your house

C: Rats, Spiders...

Alex: A cockroach, a killer, and a giant bug

Tomy: *bursts into laughter* I didn’t think anything I already knew I wasn’t gonna be good in this

Alex: The cockroach, the bug... If I don’t think, I keep getting similar things!

I: Yeah

I: 3 famous people that are your crush. Go!

N: Aaron Piper, Justin Bieber and Cameron Dallas.

H: Dellafuente, C. Tangana and Yung Beef

Alba: Fuck, what’s up with me! I have...

I: Wonderful! Same!

Alex: Same with us!

Tam: 3 people who you want to share screen time with

C: With Patrick Criado, Edward Cullen...

Tomy: With Luis Tosar and with Antonio de la Torre

Tam: Those are not three but ok.

N: Edward Cullen? That’s a character!

C: I know, but I would like to be with him, not Robert Pattinson, because it’s cool seeing him as a Vampire (celia sweetie you are killing me xd)

I: 3 things that scare the shit out of you

Alba: Embarrassing myself in public

N: Heights (same Nicole), the deep sea (again, same)

Alba: Being naked in public...

H: *not saying anything*

Alex: Is not that easy, right?

H and I: Life

Tam: So appearing out of nowhere like “fuck”

Alba: No, just like, imagine, your pants fall off or something. This is because once, when I was little, they pulled down my pants in front of everybody and I have trauma *crying on the inside*

Fer: 3 guilty pleasures.

Tomy: Fruit textures, touching my dj machines, and the sea

C: Chocolate, taking a shower when I’m thirsty (????) and drinking water when I’m thirsty

Alba: But the sea is not a guilty pleasure???

Tam: I love the sea but please don’t tell anyone about it (lol)

Tam: You are really bohemian so it’s cool

N: Taking a shower when thirsty????

C: Can I explain it?? When you get home really thirsty and dirty, if you take a shower before drinking water, the water then tastes better (celia wtf)

Tam: 3 requisites your Crush has to have.

H: That he breathes (iconic), that he’s nice...

N: Makes me laugh, cute smile, and a good person

Alba: Nice, treats me well, and hot.

I: Girl, the analysis (I think this is an internal joke xd)

H: The analysis!

I: 3 things you love about the Internet

Tomy: The info flow (??), the memes...

Alex: Twitter, Trolls, and Photos

I: And the memes??? Where are the memes???

Alex: Yeah, memes dude

Tomy: the “info flow”? What’s happening? Fuck!

Fer: 3 reasons for watching Skam

Alba: It fucking rocks, it fucking rocks, and you learn a lot

N: They talk about important things, it’s original, and you have a good time

H: Us three!

Alex: Yeah, right, us!

Fer: And, the end.

N: I won

Alba: Ciao!

Fer, N, and C: Bye! See you soon!

Alex: Goodbye!

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TRANSLATION OF “¿A QUIÉN PREFIERES?” OF SKAM ESPAÑA:

And here is the last video left to translate, which ironically was the first one that got posted hehe.

As always, I is Irene, N is Nicole, A is Alba, H is Hajar, and C is Celia. Also, questions will be in bold :)

(the title would translate to “who do you prefer?”)

C: Hi, I’m Celia Monedero

H: I’m Hajar Brown

A: Alba Planas

N: Nicole Wallace

I: And Irene Ferreiro

All: Who do you prefer?

[title card says: “who do you prefer?”]

N: Who would you want to make you a photo shoot?

I: How difficult! Wow! *jokingly*

A: Come on, 1, 2, and 3!

[I: Nicole, N: Hajar, A: Hajar & Nicole, H: Nicole, C: Nicole]

A: I voted for Nicole and Hajar

N: Everybody me, haha

A: The thing is, I would vote Nicole to choose my clothes, and Hajar for the aesthetic, because she is the most... (I couldn’t hear that last part)

N: I was gonna say Irene, because you take really cool pics, but then I thought, she would never send them to me.

I: HEY!

N: You would never send them to me!

I: FALSE!

A: Yeah, it’s true. The only chance is for you (Nicole) to send here a Whatsapp saying like “girl, you have to see this, it is really important I swear” because if not she won’t reply.

I: But not you or anyone!

N: Who would you trust to get you out of trouble? [it is a Spanish idiom, it literally translates to “to get you out of a brown”]

N: Sorry, I’m always late. 1, 2, 3!

[I: Hajar, N: Irene, A: Irene, H: Alba, C: Hajar]

A: I chose Irene.

I: Why?

A: I don’t know, I imagine her as the typical punk who would say “hey, what’s up with my friend?”

*irene laughs*

A: “Be careful of what you do!” She just goes straight to the matter

N: I think the same, like, she’s always in trouble, she has more experience.

C: Right, I think Irene is the type that is always in all of the trouble.

I: I’M NOT ALWAYS IN ALL OF THE TROUBLE!!

*her friends judge her*

I: Okay, yes, I’m always in all of the trouble. Okay, yes, it’s true, I hadn’t thought about it, but...

A: The question is, do you get out of them? I don’t have it so clear...

I: Of the majority...

C: That’s why I chose Irene! Really, I also thought about it, but then I thought, she really isn’t that good at getting out of them.

N: And Hajar, being Mama Hajar, it is clear...

C: Right, right... Yeah, she would get me out of everything...

H: For me, Alba, Alba for sure, because she is amazing solving the life of others. Hers is a disaster, but the others, wonderful. 

A: True.

N: Who would be the first person to find out about your crush?

N: I got it.

A: Me too.

N: Okay, 1, 2, and 3!

[I: Hajar, N: Alba, A: Nicole, H: Irene, C: Hajar]

A: Of course. Who did you choose? (to Celia)

C: Hajar! She is the “ask the audience” lifeline!

*everybody laughs*

H: I beg your pardon?

I: Hajar is useful for everything

A: The first person I would tell would be Nicole because I would tell her the first

N: Same

A: But, if I don’t get to see her, and I go out with you (at Irene), going out I would tell you for sure

N: For me the same. Or if like we hang out someday... Like if I hang out first with Alba, Alba, if I hang out first with you (to Irene), with you.

I: The thing is, I would see you in the bus and I would tell you. I’m a loudmouth, so it would be difficult but...

N: (to Celia) Well, you would see all of us at the same time and you would shout it. 

A: Yup.

I: Yes. Or like, from the other metro / subway platform, or something like that

C: Yes, the thing is, for me, that is bullshit. Like, if they are your crush and you like them, what problem there is?  (I wish I had Celia’s confidence holy shit)

N: MAY EVERYONE FOUND OUT

A: With the crush right beside... “It’s him, it’s him” *pointing towards her left*

I: I see her capable of it

N: Who do you prefer going out with?

I: I wish I could vote myself *laughs*

A: 1, 2, and 3!

[I: Alba, N: Alba, A: Irene, H: Irene, C: Alba]

N: Alba is the funniest and most adorable and incredible drunk person.

I: She goes crazy. And what do I do?

N: You? Twerk. I also [would choose] Irene because she would twerk me so I’m happy.

A: I [would choose her] because she can keep up to me

I: Same

N: Your phone is fucked. Who do you go to repair it?

A: She (to Hajar) that has...

C: That’s what I was thinking!

H: Frick, but wait, that me then...

I: 1

N: 2, and 3!

[Everybody Hajar except herself, she chose Nicole]

A: Dude, Hajar that studies... Everybody to her no?

N: Yeah, yeah.

H: Yeah, but I’m in the same grade, I don’t, I don’t know...

I: But you are in, what was it, 3º grade of Influencer?

H: In 3º of famous person, already (imagine not stanning Hajar)

I: 3º of famous person, see?

N: Who would you not trust to tattoo you?

I: Who not?

N: Who not.

A: I have it.

N: Me too.

I: Yeah. Do we have it?

A: Wait, wait, wait!

C: No. The thing is...Like I have it very clearly but...

A: How hard! *ironic*

H: Wow!

N: 1, 2, and 3!

[everybody chooses Celia]

C: I know!

I: Let’s see, we’ve all seen her drawings of the jug in the first season, right? Okay.

A: Yeah, yeah

I: Okay

C: I admit it, I’m bad, but well...

A: But, the idea...

N: And I wouldn’t know how your pulse would go either...

H: The colours...

C: Like, really, I draw a bit [I don’t know what she says here sorry]. But I also have features like, of a little kid, you know? In the cartoons, like little tree, things like that...

A: Little house!

C: Exactly!

N: Who would you vote as president?

N: 1, 2, and 3!

[all Hajar except herself, who chooses Alba]

H: Oof, president no, queen of Spain okay, but president, but...

I: What are you doing??? I would be an amazing president!

H: Alba, that she likes these things, and wanted to study...

I: But did you know that me, up until I was 7, I wanted to be a dictator? (wtf Irene)

*girls process what Irene just said*

A: That’s precisely why we wouldn’t vote you

I: But only to make things right!

N: Who would you prefer to change your fashion sense with for a year?

H: Let’s see, because without the hijab (she says literally “bandana” or “scarf”) I would be this one

N: 1, 2, and 3!

[I: Hajar & Nicole, N: Hajar & Alba, A: Nicole, H: Irene, C: Alba]

N: Who? Me? It’s me no?

A: Of course

N: Of course.

A: Crystal clear

N: Hajar & Nicole (reading Irene’s)

A: I would love to change it with Celia also.

N: Me, with you (to Alba) because we dress... we have a similar style, because I love your (to Hajar) fashion sense, and there were things that I would wear with yours. And, to change completely, with yours (to Irene.)

I: I don’t dress so so differently from you (to Nicole)

N: Yeah, to be honest not, we dress pretty similarly. 

I: But you dress much more elegantly than me.

A: Exactly

N: But I have days, and days

I: I chose you (to Nicole) so I could get your elegant stuff, and then Hajar to give me the urban touch

N: I like it, I like it

N: Who’s gonna be the main character for the new season of Skam España?

I: Well, well

N: Exclusively

A: For the fans...

All: 1, 2, and 3!

We: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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