#it depends on ur other signs too tho ( venus & moon esp )

[capricores]

I have never dated an air sign man are they really that bad? Im an air sign myself, but weirdly enough I don’t attract air men into my life, i always hear such horror stories skgfsfgh

well at the end of the day, regardless of astrology as i always say, anyone can be good or bad!! but there’s certain traits/behaviors common to certain placements; especially when they’re undeveloped. undeveloped signs (aka, immature people; who haven’t worked out their flaws/issues/etc) of the same element and/or mode have a lot of things in common, and i feel like undeveloped traits are always the most noticeable when you date/get extremely close to someone 👀 so that’s probably why undeveloped air sign men get roasted a lot lmao. i’ve fucked with a lot of undeveloped men and imo undeveloped air sign men are the worst to deal with, for me 😭 (but it really depends the type of traits you can’t handle. for me selfishness & detached behaviors/lack of emotional intelligence are the biggest things i can’t deal with. so undeveloped air energy is not good w/ me)

but again, i’ve had my heart broken by gemini men more than any other sign but i still love them more than any other sign (for men, libras are always my fav for everyone else lol) fdjlkfjdfkld so i would never let astrology and my experience w/ air sign men actually stop me from saying good things about said signs nor dating them/befriending them/etc ofc!!

however, if ur interested in my personal air sign men reviews (this is biased bad astrology based on my own countless experiences pls keep this in mind JLFKDJFD):

aquarians: -1/10

i actually love aquarian energy when developed SO much it’s one of my favs. esp aqua moons. but undeveloped... holy shit

undeveloped aqua energy is often accompanied by undeveloped cap energy so i think thats why aqua men r so awful

gets their heart broken once in 3rd grade and never recovers so they take it out on everyone they date after that

self victimization on water sign levels 💯😳

rly obsessed with u for the first month of dating and then they hate u

gaslighting kings

more trust issues than scorpios.. pick a struggle

[ruins your life, perception of love and mental stability] why don’t u wanna stay friends????????

great to talk to though i can’t lie, it’s really easy to have deep convos with them and they even make small talk interesting so plus one for that

tbh they teach you a lot about independence and self love so another plus one

once they develop and get over themselves they’re super loyal and fun tho but damn they take longer than any other sign to develop i swear

libras: 3/10

I LOVE LIBRAS but fuck the men

community ass (i saw this on a tiktok this is a stolen phrase but it’s right)(i’m not slut shaming btw i’m also a hoe)(this initially said dick but i realize that’s super exclusive so i’m changing it)

sends you super cute msgs that make your heart flutter but he also sent it to 18 others and tweeted it for fame

if he has one he’ll call his dick a third arm but it’s 2 inches??????????? speechless at how big their egos are in general

talks like they’re a god in bed but rly my pinky finger does a better job

would moan their own name in bed probably :/ and for what?

makes you think you have a thing together but then has a new gf a week later

they’re pretty so that gave them +100 points

but usually too attractive. and it threatens me ? tone it down u sexy bitches

they’re SO funny. no sign is funnier than libra regardless of gender and i stand by that

so indecisive tho it’s unreal?? them and geminis will play with your own feelings undeveloped bc they don’t know their own

geminis: 7/10

ive had so many geminis break my heart but i cannot bring myself to give them a low rating they are so hot funny and everything i want in a person</3

ceos of ghosting. will ghost you for a month and come back acting like you’re still dating and everything’s fine

super into you for like two weeks and then dumps you for their ex<3

really good convos and plans great dates????????? their egos and heads are so big because it’s full of ideas :/

showers u in affection and compliments…….ceo of hyping u up and making u feel great about yourself

moody as fuck. you thought cancers were bad? wait til you meet a gemini man 

comes back every venus retrograde.. they’re like annoying little mosquitos u can’t get rid of no matter how hard u try.. even bug repellent won’t work on them i’m gonna try installing a net tho

everyone hypes libas/aquarians up for intuition but tbh i think geminis are the ones with really amazing intuition in terms of air signs 👀 they’re really good at reading the room/your thoughts/etc so they know what you need/are thinking before you even say it

#also this roast only applies to men. because all they do is disappoint me #everyone else is wonderful.. endless kisses 2 the girls and nonbinary angels out here 🤍 #anonymous #question

[1eos]

an anonymous legend paid me to roast hanbin from ikon? idk him but first problem.......HE’S A LIBRA WITH A PISCES MOON. key word: indecisiveness. this dude can’t make up his mind but he’s also impulsive at the same time? leo mars ppl (im one i can attest) get random urges to just do shit nd they dont think abt the consequences until after they do it. 

AND on top of that libra (nd some leo placements too depending on tings) are so obsessed with what other ppl think. so its like they cant make decisions until they get a survey of 100 ppl nd get the median, mean nd mode of the opinions. so when this dude makes decisions he’s like ‘should i do this? what will ppl think. omg i wont do this. but i want to  but i dont but i do but do i know what i want idk’ nd then will just suddenly do it bc of the mars mars nd then regret everything that lead up to that moment dakdakldalk

idk if hanbin is the leader of his group but he has a lot of cardinal placements nd  ive found a lot of good kpop leaders are cardinal dominated? but the downside is he has like no fixed placements so while he can dive into new shit when its time to finish shit up he’s like ‘does not compute’ nd can like..........over extend himself nd take on too much bc when u feel like that part of u is missing u try to compensate by doing TOO much if that makes sense.......so even tho  libra nd pisces too dont fuck w commitment like that they still have the urge to get into situations where commitment is needed just so they can freak out over the prospect of committing............libras love to turn down ppl. leo mars do too. 

OH BEFORE I FORGET! leo mars. mars is connected to your temper nd shit nd basically leo mars ppl r so easy to offended bc their ego is like the size of texas. nd it isnt always in a traditional way but like..........if they drew a circle u cant even glance at that circle funnily bc that means ure insulting their whole being. them put a bit of themselves into every little thing they do which means u  can’t say NOTHING abt ANYTHING bc they see it as an extension  of themselves then they wanna fight! 

virgo venus.............................................................................L. i cannot imagine a bigger L than virgo venus nd leo mars. THE EGO BRO! yall know how i feel abt virgo-esque men. nd virgo venus men LITERALLY think nitpicking is flirting. if u meet a virgo man or a virgo venus man nd he tells u your outfit is fucking busted that’s him tryna flirt. deadass. but ive also found that virgo men r oddly masochistic? like to get their attention nd keep them interested u gotta be mean to them? so w him its weird bc he got this leo mars which means everything offends him but this virgo venus where he like to be treated rough............the contradiction. 

he’s got an air dominance which means u definitely can’t trust him. air doms love to run their mouths but they love to LIE BRO! libras in general r just liars fklaflkaflklafkla its to save face nd to make everyone like them bc they cant stand to be not loved but all air signs r liars. u can quote me on that. what’s his mercury? libra? oh yeah. don’t trust a thing this dude says LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO nd he has a lack of water placements which means his ass aint feeling an emotion unless it gives him 3-7 business days to process unless he’s the water deficient type that makes up for it by being TOO emotional bc that happens too esp w a pisces moon. he’s detached but also too attached so like.....randomly all them mfn water moon vibes hit nd its ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;central. oof nd he has a sun nd mercury conjunction which can make him a smooth talker yeah do not TRUST THIS DUDE!!!!!!!!!! he’s up to no good! he just wants everyone to admire nd love him nd he’ll stop at nothing to get it!!!!!!!

#virgo esque men r really oddly masochistic #its so crazy

[everythingmustgo]

heyO i was wonderin if i could do a tarrot reading and an analysis? if not its fine! but my signs are cancer sun, libra moon, leo rising, mercury cancer, venus virgo, mars leo, jupiter cancer, n saturn gemini! thank u in advance!

hello hello ofc u can !!! my tarot readings r £2 per card used so if u wanna have a look at my tarot page nd pick the spread u want then go for it!!! ill do ya analysis just now !okay so cancer suns r honestly my FAVS like my gf is a cancer nd shes so sweet nd caring, cancer suns want to protect u, theyre very maternal in their loving? very nurturing, they show their love thru looking after u and making sure ur okay. sooooooo emotional, all u water signs r crybabies tbh, ur emotions rly do dictate ur life and ur not in control of them so much as they r in control of u. the kind of ppl that cry from every emotion cuz they feel so deeply. the thing abt cancers tho is even tho theyre loving and caring, theyre always looking out for no. 1. big on self preservation, if they had the option to save u or them, theyd save their damn self no question. if a cancer if upset, anyone elses feelings go out the window. if u nd a cancer r upset, u can bet ur ass the cancer’s feelings come first. this is bc of how strong their feelings r for sure, they just dont have room in them for negative feelings that arent. theres ukno. they need so much emotional support, as caring as they r they struggle a lot with insecurity and need constant reassurance. often the only constant thing in their life is their own emotional turmoil, and they have a tendency to wallow in it and expect others to make it better. this is honestly one of the only bad qualities in cancers imo like I love water signs nd they rly r the most sweet nd caring ppl, they just have Issues nd r fiercely protective of themselves. cancer/libra is a good combo imo!!! libra moons r very diplomatic, have an innate sense of justice and a deep need for peace and harmony. bc this is ur moon sign this would suggest that this is ur strongest desire, this is rly what drives all of ur actions. ur a peacekeeper, u settle arguments nd everyone immediately seems to like u bc of the knack u have to see all sides of an argument. bc of this ur not strongly opinionated, u have principles but ur always open to persuasion and generally look for a balance between two options. big on equality, ur middle ground attitude to arguments can sometimes b mistaken for weakness of opinion but ur driven more by the need for fairness which is v strong in u. bc this is ur moon sign this is the part of u that cannot b suppressed: ppl will always see ur moon sign, nd while u have a certain amount of choice over how much of ur sun sign self u express (ur core personality, often one u grow into nd recognise within urself as u get older), ur moon sign cannot b hidden. ppl will always recognise ur balanced and fair nature, nd honestly for a libra moon this is a great thing bc ppl generally Love libras bc of this !!! they r fair nd will never immediately write off anyones opinions as invalid, somehow finding a way to agree with everyone. plus as an air sign u have great communication skills nd ppl will feel v comfortable talking to u. they have a veeeeeery strong need to b liked tho, which often drives their agreement w everyone. they need a thriving social life and to be in a relationship, most libras feel v lost w/o a partner. theyre romantics at heart, ruled by venus, but also feel they need a strong person in their life to make their decisions for them. this is the libra downfall, they r. wishy washy ppl. sometimes u NEED strong opinions? like even if u desire fairness, nd r immediately uncomfortable when fairness in a situation becomes almost impossible to achieve, there r times when u need to have a strong opinions? the idea of holding an opinion that some people will object to is stressful for a libra. this means ur one of the most indecisive, vague and easily influenced signs and u need to think for urself more!!! libras r all too dependant on others and see the route to peace and inner balance as pleasing everyone, which isnt always the case. u need to take urself and ur own feelings into consideration, be independent. as this is ur moon sign, ur approach to emotions is heavily ruled by ur libra. u keep things to urself as u dont like to distress others w ur emotions or hav them think differently of u bc of it, u see the solution to ur problems as to deal w them urself and problem solve ur way out of it, and while this is a skill of urs and u will most likely come up w good solutions, its not healthy to take it all on urself. I do love libras tbh but. they can b fake as hell w their niceness. u need to let urself open up more nd realise theres more to life than being liked, nd peace can b achieved w/o pleasing everyone, and w doing things for urself. ok ok I rly went to town on ya moon there so ill try nd keep ya rising short, so ur a leo rising which is v different from ur sun nd moon !!! all of ur signs r different elements which suggests ur v well rounded nd have a lot of different aspects to ur personality!!! ur leo rising means that the way u express urself and how others perceive u is far more dramatic than ur sun and moon, honestly u like to b seen as Extra. v focused on ur appearance, sociable and outgoing, loooooves to b the centre of attention. this im thinking is the strongest of ur signs nd fits very well w ur libra and cancer, who hav more vulnerability when it comes to others. leos have a lot of charm and likeability from the confidence they exude, which can likely be a protection for your libra fears of being disliked, and your highly emotional cancer sun. leos are also incredibly loyal and generous, a leo friend will absolutely spoil u and think nothing of spending lots of money on u (theyre v materialistic so often buying things for u is how they express affection). however they do often keep others in their shadow bc they like the attention so much, so its possible that until others get to know u very well, they will feel intimidated by u. u like to express urself dramatically and perhaps as opinionated in an attempt to hide ur libra indecisiveness and dependence on others to make ur decisions, which ur cancer sun will make u feel v insecure abt !!! theres a lot of interlinking insecurity between the signs with u lmao they work well together but theres certainly a lot going on. when ppl meet u, theyll hear abt ur social status and ur charm, but then discover ur sense of fairness and need for peace and equality, as well as ur emotional, nurturing side as they get closer to u.im gonna do a v brief explanation of ur planets if thats okay but if u want more info u can 100% ask for it its okay!!!so bc ur mercury is the same as ur sun sign its likely ur thought process, mental abilities and communication skills r v close to ur core personality and the way u think is an important part of who u r. bc its in cancer its gonna b emotional: ur mentality r hiiiighly emotion driven, and its hard for u not to let ur feelings get in the way of ur thought process and capacity for ideas and planning. ur 100% an overthinker, nd even tho u care for others deeply, ur plans will always result in u reaping the most benefits. ur venus virgo means ur a lover of beauty and a big romantic imo, but also a perfectionist. ur attracted to people u can fix up, which is a big downfall of virgos. they like to fix things, esp ppl, ESP in venus wow. u may notice a pattern of friends nd partners who rely on u to Fix Them, u may notice u r drawn to ppl w Issues bc u want to help them get better. ur a big worrier when it comes to relationships. leo mars wow this is the realm of action and u GO for it. everything u do u do 110% nd u wanna make a big show of it. u wanna b seen as an achiever, someone whos doing great things in life nd lookin hot while doing it. u want appreciation and attention for doing it. p much all of ur actions r to b noticed nd appreciated for what u do, its a big motive. ur in it for u. jupiter jupiter realm o wisdom nd knowledge, cancer again so id reckon important to u. mercury nd jupiter often go hand in hand so its fitting they r the same. again, emotional, again, caring, again, selfish. u have a deep understanding of ur own and others feelings, ur v intuitive nd use ur feelings to help u understand the world around u. ur feelings influence how u learn, if u dont love smth ur not gon learn it. cancer is ruled by the moon, id say ur v wise and trustworthy. saturn is jupiters restrictive counterpart, all abt boundaries nd structure. as its in gemini I reckon ur a fast learner nd once u learn ur lesson u will never forget. u like to scheme and plan, ur intelligent nd sociable but the way u plan ur life may distress u. u may often b highly conflicted over how u structure ur life, part of u loving the control of routine and part of u loving the freedom of no structure whatsoever.hope this made sense !!! u got any more questions let me kno, hmu when uve decided what spread u want for ur reading 💕

[kozuangel]

if i a capricorn get with a gemini would that work? because i think i’m crushing on a gemini

no

#💌.myranswers! #PLS #i’m sorry gemini / capricorn is one of the worst pairings out there #bc they’re complete opposites #and if he’s a gemini ur gonna feel like ur taking care of a child if yk what i mean #it depends on ur other signs too tho ( venus & moon esp ) #but the sun signs don’t match at all HHAHZHAHS

[everythingmustgo]

aries sun, cancer moon, pisces mercury, aries venus, cancer rising

ok my first thought would b to point out ur a hot combo of fire nd water signs which can b a tricky mix up of extraverted, energetic behaviour and a deep, introverted connection to ur emotional side. im a leo pisces so I feel ya there but also its worth remembering that different elemental combos effect everyone differently depending on how prominent each sign is in ur natal chart nd things like that. other than this tho all ur signs link together p well. also also I said it before but check ya dominant sign, it shows which sign in ur natal chart has the most influence over u. my dominant is pisces so im affected more by my moon sign nd more naturally emotional bc of this. back 2 u lol bc ur sun sign is aries ur core personality is likely to b full of boundless energy and hav a strong sense of leadership and individuality. u like things ur way!!! can b bossy and aggressive, esp if they arent being listened to or dont get to b in charge. they need 2 b the ones in control. i kno 2 aries, my sister nd my friend katie (whos also a cancer moon incidentally) nd theyre both veeery strong leaders who need activity and business to function. always need new challenges, get bored and pissy doing the same thing for too long, they almost never finish projects bc they just keep starting new ones. impulsive af, this can lead to emotional outbursts they might later regret. ur cancer moon will make u veeery emotional, u feel things deeply like all water signs do. cancers care v deeply abt the people they love nd hav the natural instinct to look after people. ur likely v emotionally in tune w urself, and others, u can always tell when smths wrong. if someone is upset around u u feel a sense of responsibility to help them feel better, and guilt that it may b ur fault. u can confide in a cancer moon, theyre trustworthy and will give u the best most loving advice. cancer moons need to deal w their own emotions by expressing them and being listened 2 nd understood. altho they can bottle things up, like all water signs this will drive them crazy and the need to express themselves combined w the feeling that they cant is one of the worst things for any water sign. cancers however r possibly the least likely of the water signs to do this, bc theyre actually p selfish. at their core, they always protect themselves first. if u hurt them nd theyre angry w u, they won’t piss around theyll confront u. if u nd a cancer r both upset, dont expect the cancer to console u bc they only have room for their own feelings in em rn, ESP if theyre a cancer moon. speaking from experience bc I kno an aries sun cancer moon, these r v captivating, social people w a knack for just making things lively and interesting. always got smth to say. fun and creative, always busy, will b the decision maker. on the surface they seem like good people to hang out w and hav fun w but when u get closer theyre v emotional people who will care v deeply abt u and hav a capacity for understanding beyond what u would recognise from first impressions. not big on empathy but BIG sympathy, big carers. cancer moons give a sense of being older nd wiser than u, even if they arent. can talk for hours. some of the most interesting people u will ever meet. the friend who im talking abt is actually leo rising so its likely u dont give as Firey an impression as im describing, w a cancer rising u actually express ur emotional side v easily and its what people recognise abt u most. this is another reason its likely u dont bottle up ur feelings as some cancers do, u wear ur heart on ur sleeve and want everyone to know ur feelings r big. u open up easily, u thrive off intimacy. ur bold and brash but not afraid to show ur more vulnerable side. however, when ur upset u need quiet nd solidarity. people may see ur sweeter, more caring cancer nature above ur enthusiastic, ambitious ariesness bc its both ur rising and ur moon but that doesnt mean ur sun doesnt play a big part in who u are. bc its also ur venus its likely ur boldness grows more prominent as u grow closer w people. venus is focused on relationships, love and how u act w people ur v close w and bc aries is both ur sun and venus it seems likely that ur true, core personality is smth that shows itself more the more intimate u are w someone. aquaintances might peg u as someone w strong emotions, deep caring and a tendency to focus on the self, but closer friends see that ur someone w deep, strong desires, a need for control and new challenges and an individual above all else. ur extraverted nature only shows around people ur close w. lastly ur pisces mercury shows that ur thought process is v complex and faces a lot of emotion. u think w ur heart, u care deeply and u hav a strong sense of understanding even for situations u hav no experience of. big big empathy. u trust ur gut instinct. daydreamer, ur a MASSIVE daydreamer, I cant imagine a pisces mercury as anything other than a big dreamy mess. U Kno. u kno what others r thinking all tha damn time, its p unnerving rly. u read people. u may not express ur thoughts this way nd let others w stronger, more direct ideas lead the way, but ur ideas r worth hearing nd u should speak up abt what ur thinking. when u do, u give an immediate impression of someone who just Knows. spiritual, u kno whats going on beyond the psychical world, u might even hav a lil psychic instinct. hope this was accurate !

//no more of these til I finish the ones ive got pls!!!//

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