#it won't fix him but maybe it'll prevent a few of the rage induced stomach ulcers

[dathomirdumpsterfire]

i feel like maul would get into tea because the perfectionism and theatre of good tea making would appeal to his inner neurotic thespian. he would also just enjoy flavors, after knowing food scarcity. a small 6oz cup is probably the right rate of hydration for him post lotho minor, on fuckin repeat all day of course, so i imagine he picked the habit up naturally.

#dear gods give that boy some chamomile #it won't fix him but maybe it'll prevent a few of the rage induced stomach ulcers #.... this is the entire baseline you'd need to start a tatooine centric tea shop au #it's the ba sing se tea shop arc from atla except poor maul doesn't have an uncle iroh #SOME ONE GET MAUL AN UNCLE IROH #stat!!! #this will also probably not fix him but he deserves an uncle #might chill him out a little to have someone patient to monologue too #.... why are we always trying to fix maul with a lover when we could probably do this better with an upgraded father figure #me @me and also @all of us #hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm #ANYWAY! #darth maul drinks tea #star wars #darth maul #nightbrothers #sith #maul opress #zabrak #tcw