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celestialaviva · 7 months
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Quote is from that one scene in One Piece during Thriller Bark
I actually genuinely don't know if Purple wouldn't join the CG's shenanigans, but for the sake of the joke he'll have to take Robin's role LMAO
His pride got shattered way too many times I guess
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yanderefantasies · 2 years
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Daydreams I had today: Opposing teams
It's summertime and the weather is warm with a nice chill breeze. The manor has set a up a continuous summer event with all sorts of games that don't involve much bloodshed.
Luca: What did it say on the invitation?
Reader: It said it's a game made up of 4 randomly chosen teams. One side has 8 players, the other has 2. 2 made up of hunters and 2 made up of survivors. There will be 3 rounds for each 2 teams. Survivors VS Hunters.
Luca: Okay so, there will be 3 rounds for one Surv team VS one Hunter team. And once that is done the next two groups go and do the same as the first?
Reader: Yeah pretty much.
Luca: Well what kind of game is it?
Reader: It'a basically capture the flag + Duo hunters.
Luca: What's capture the flag?
Reader: Uhhhhh, you know I think the butlers will help you on that one in just a minute.
Luca: Oh, okay! :)
*A couples minutes later of sitting under tree shade and hiding from other survs*
Butler: Ladies, gentlemen, and esteemed guests, welcome to the first game of Capture The Flag!
Reader: Oh, they're starting, let's go. *Holds Luca's arm*
Luca: *Blushes excitedly with a happy smile* O-okay!
*Luca and Reader come up and stand behind the rest of the survivors*
Butler: *Explains how the game will work and how everyone will get to play in some sort of game later on if they don't play in this one blah blah blah*
Butler: Now I will pick randomized teams out of a box and declare who is on what team.
Butler: *shuffles around and come up with 2 surv teams and 2 hunter teams* The 1st Hunter team is going to be made up of Wu Chang and Antonio. The 2nd Hunter team consists of Mary and Joseph.
Butler: The 1st Survivor team contains Luca, Norton, Naib, Ganji, Y/n, William, Emily, and Eli. The 2nd Survivor team is suited with Emma, Martha, Tracy, Fiona, Kevin, Aesop, Mike, and Demi.
Butler: There is to be no large amounts of blood shed, and there is to be no weapons. You are allowed to use abilities, just as long as they aren't in use of a weapon or of more violent nature.
Ganji: God fuckin dammit.
*1st Hunter team and 1st Survivor team go to their opening side of the field*
Luca: *Stands close next to Reader*
Reader: *Whispers* Small fry on a big fish team huh?
Luca: Y-yeah, but don't worry! I've done this hundreds of times, I think.
Norton: *Stands on the other side of Y/n* Are you ready Y/n?
Reader: Uh, I think so. Ahhhh, I'm so nervous, but excited.
Luca: *Gasps* So am I!
Reader: *Turns to Luca and sequels a bit lol* Don't get caught too early!
Luca: I promise I won't! But even if I do, please save me!
Reader: Of course! I'll be your knight and you'll be the princess!
Luca: Ahaha! Okay! It really should be the other way around, but I don't mind if it's with you Y/n!
Reader: I'm so glad!
Luca: *Looks up at Norton just to check*
Norton: *Glaring him down with the intention to kill*
Luca: *Gets a bit scared but gets defensive* O-oh! Norton! Would you save me too?
Norton: *Disgusted confusion*
Reader: *Turns to Norton* C'mon, be a team player!
Nortom: ... *Sigh* Fine, I guess I'll be a knight.
Reader: No be a princess.
Norton: ... Um, no thank you, I think I'll stay a knight.
Reader: Be a princess.
Norton: ... Okay *Lowkey blushes*
Reader: Yeeeeeeeeeeessss .....
Reader: *Sees Fan taking glances at them from across the field* ... Hey Fan!
Luca: *Alarmed* Y/n what are you doing???
Norton: *doesn't say anything but is on guard*
Fan: *Gets a bit embarrassed* What?!
Reader: We're gonna win and kick your ass!
Fan: Excuse me?!
Reader: You better prove yourself better than everyone else here!
Fan: What?! I don't need to do anything!
Reader: THEN I GUESS XIE IS THE BETTER ONE HUH?
Harem: Oh shit-
Fan: GOD DAMMIT Y/N IM COMING FOR YOU FIRST!
Luca: LMFAO Y/N STOP-
Norton: *Slaps gloved hand on Y/n's mouth* Shush your mouth please... *Is kind of getting 2nd hand embarrassment*
Antonio: *Laughing a bit, using his hair to hide his already large grin*
Small HCS I wanna squeeze in:
Joseph is disappointed he's on the 2nd Hunter team, but that just means you'll see him in action while you're not on the playing field. You can see him execute his moves in many more angles.
I feel Like Fan would turn into William and charge through all the other survs to get to Reader lol
Antonio is pretty chill about it, but he's definitely menacingly walking towards Reader just to scare them a bit.
Reader is gonna have to keep running bc if they don't, a member of the harem is gonna try to play bodyguard. THIS IS CAPTURE THE FLAG GET OFF THEIR CASE NAIB.
Luca looks like those little dogs when he's running, it's kinda cute lol
Eli sends his owl around you often, so there will be Brooke jumpscares.
Magnets galore
Istg WILLIAM YOU'RE GONNA GET A CONCUSSION KNOCK IT OFF FOR ONE SECOND
Three rounds of hell fun
And yes, Reader does save Luca and Norton at least once <3
Antonio fucking pics Reader up with his hair and dangles him upside down
I’d cry
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fairyscribbles · 5 years
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Heading Out. (Sehun, pt. 6) [Chronicles of the Wolf series]
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I think we should find out what happened after that evening! Enjoy! <3
If you want to refresh your memory, last Sehun chapter is here! If you like this and you want to support it, you can do so here! 
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You rolled over, and you searched for the warmth that was beside you all night. When you found none, your eyes flashed open, mouth curling into a frown.
Right... Sehun must already be up.
"'Morning, ___ noona."
Speak of the devil.
You sat up, and almost immediately regretted it. Because the sight that met you made you feel like fainting back against the pillow clutching your heart.
Sehun, still shirtless. And now also pants-less. His towel was wrapped around his waist, hanging way too low to be legal. Droplets of water still clung to his pale skin, and he had the nerve to run his fingers through the wet strands of his silver hair.
You had to actually bite your lip to hold in an appreciative moan. "M-morning..."
If Sehun knew what he was doing to you, he didn't show it- he just smiled gently at you, using the other towel he had slung around his shoulders to dry his hair.
Oh god, this boy was seriously asking for it. You were sure it wouldn't be any problem for you to jump from the bed and just wrap your legs around his waist and bury your fingers in his hair, because it looked so freaking good, so ruffled up, and you wanted to tug at it until it would stay in the perfect bed hair mess.
Instinctively, you clamped your legs shut. No, ___. Bad ___.
"H-how did you sleep? Did the back hurt?" You asked him, clearing your throat after the first uncertain stutter. Sehun smiled, nodding.
"First night I slept through without waking up." He confessed proudly and that had you smiling. How can someone be adorable and so attractive at the same time?
He made feeling bad about being interested in him feel so... dumb. You kept your sigh to yourself, looking over to find the early rays of sunshine peeking through the curtains. "The sun is the quite up yet?"
"No. But we're heading out as soon as it is. We'll have breakfast and a short meeting beforehand."
You nodded, slipping out of bed and straightening your messy mane before moving towards your things. "Okay. I'll get changed."
You moved through the room, ducking your head to keep from looking at Sehun's stark half-nakedness in the process. So much beautiful pale skin for your perusal. It wasn't good for you at all.
"Noona..?"
"Y-yeah?"
"That answer..? It's welcome anytime."
You nearly ran into the door at his statement before you hurried away.
The little tease knew what he was doing.
You glared at him with blushing cheeks as Sehun chuckled under his breath, shaking his head.
That little shit, you seeped in his head as you were taking a shower. It was the last one in a few days, so you had to make the best of it. You didn't know when's the next time you will take a proper shower and as you washed your hair with shampoo that smelled a little like Sehun, a devilish grin came across your face.
Well then.
Two people can play at that game.
You took your time. But you quickly forgot just how much you were enjoying your shower as you thought of all the ways you could pay Sehun back for being such a teasing little shit.
Which began with you scurrying down the hallway back to his room in just the towel you were provided. You hopped inside, shutting the door behind you with a sigh.
"Hey, noona. Did you happen to see- Shit."
"Yes?" You smiled at the now frozen Sehun sweetly, making your way toward the bed, where your clothing was conveniently placed.
"I..." Sehun cleared his throat once, twice, but still unsuccessfully, which almost made you laugh, but you couldn't. You had to continue playing your little game.
"Yes?" You sat down, facing him. Sehun was looking at you, more specifically at your bare legs with pure facination.
Maybe he needed just another little push.
And so you stretched on the bed, basically moaning in delight.
"Ooh this bed is so comfortable...I'm going to miss it when we're going to be on the road..."
"Son of a-"
"Sehunnie?"
You watched him shuffle out of the room in a panic.
"You must have forgotten your clothes in the bathroom, right? I'm getting them for you."
You couldn't keep the snort of amusement to yourself. You sat up next to the clothes he spoke about, watching him disappear into the bathroom and take a little longer than necessary to pick up your clothes hanging on the rack.
You smiled when he hurried back in with an almost angry gait and toss your clothes onto the bed.
"Sehunnie?"
"Get dressed, please."
You frowned. "Why won't you look at me?"
"Because if I do, you'll end up on your back, and you're not going to need the clothes."
His growl tore through the air, nearly drowning out the slight slam of the door as he pushed it shut. Your stomach clenched in response.
"And we're supposed to meet them downstairs, so unless you're ready to call this trip quits so I can fuck you into the mattress, please get dressed."
Your breath left you in a rush. "S-Sehunnie..."
"Noona." His voice was actually pained, and you had the severe urge to follow him and wrap your arms around his bare waist from behind. "Please."
You were baffled how much control you had over the boy, and also how easily he could control you as well. Just a pained gasp left his lips and you were doing as he asked, slipping your panties on and pulling at least a shirt over your head, just to cover the necessary things. Sehun's back was still facing you and you came closer to him, gently laying a hand on his silvery back.
"It's okay now..."
He took a deep, shaky breath. "Okay..."
You felt a little guilty, but it wasn't like he didn't start it. But still... for some reason, this Sehun appealed to you more. Brutally honest, straightforward Sehun. You sighed. You were already in deep, and you hadn't even left the house yet.
"I'm gonna go get dressed too then. We'll go talk to Junmyeon hyung after."
He turned around and inspected your form. You almost gasped when you realized you forgot to put on your pants but Sehun just smiled softly and his thumb stroked the skin of your thigh.
"As much as I'd like you to walk around me wearing just this, hyung and Tao will be there, too. And I hate to share."
"Sehun..." you just murmured, rolling your eyes.
He snickered, and just like that, he was back to being his easygoing, carefree self. He patted you hip before trudging to the closet with an exaggerated sigh. "___, what am I gonna do with you?"
"I could say the same for you!" you shot back before dropping your voice. "Bipolar..."
"I hear you~"
"I don't care~" you sang back as you walked to the bed and picked up your pants.
You pulled them on and with a last check in the mirror you moved to pick up your backpack which was ripped from your hold by an already dressed Sehun.
How did that boy dress so fast?
"No way I'm letting you carry that, noona." He told you with a wink before throwing it over his shoulder.
"No!" You yelped, grabbing the bag.
"It's going to irritate your wound. Give it to me."
He mimicked you with an exaggerated high-pitched voice, and you scowled, tugging at the strap of the bag that you could reach.
"Sehun, stop it!"
"Noona, I've done a lot worse than carry a light bag with this wound, okay? Stop worrying so much."
He slipped your hand from the strap and held it in his as he tugged you out of the room.
"Close the door for me?"
You pulled the door closed behind you, sighing in defeat. Thankfully, your bag wasn't that heavy, but you worried anyway. Why he was doing anything to aggravate such a wound was beyond you, but you believed him. He probably has handled a lot worse. And although Sehun was built slimmer than most of his packmates, he seemed really... sturdy.
You slapped a hand over your cheek, groaning inwardly. Why was it that you just couldn't stop ogling this wolf?!
When the two of you walked in, Baekhyun and Tao with his mate were already waiting for you, all packed up and ready to go. They were dressed accordingly but you knew that the heavy bags on the floor near them hid more clothing. You're going north. It'a going to be freezing up there.
"Good morning." Junmyeon was downstairs, too, keeping his word that he promised last night.
"Morning, hyung...I heard you talking about something, but it wasn't clear...what is it?" Junmyeon nodded to you when you mumbled a small greeting as well.
"Yeah. We decided it will be best to go in wolf form, just to quicken everything up. Baekhyun already knows where your breaks will be, and you will get to the first one faster while running. You wouldn't want to stay stranded at night somewhere in the woods, no matter how far from the house you are."
Sehun nodded, and you looked at him. "W-what about-?"
He gave you a sharp look, and your mouth snapped shut. Did Junmyeon not know that some of the gathering had to be done in the nighttime? And why exactly were they so worried about night?
"___? You should eat breakfast before you leave." Junmyeon smiled and gestured to the food laid out on the table.
"O-oh... ok." You sat down beside Baekhyun, who just smiled at you.
"Sleep well?"
You were glad you held back a squeak. Because no, not really, since Sehun decided to drop a bomb on you before you fell asleep. You glanced over at said man, who just sighed.
"You can sleep while we go. I'll carry you."
"On your back?" You asked him, your mind already saying no. There is no way you would make him carry you and make his wounds even worse.
"It's no need, really." You added after you swallowed the pancake you had in your mouth.
"I'll just walk until we get to the resting point."
"Oh, but we won't walk." Bora was the one who spoke up, flinging a bow over her back. With that, and the tight brown clothing with a green cape over her , she looked like a very scary forest ranger.
"We'll ride them. It will be much quicker that way."
"Do you not want to ride Sehun, ___-ie~?" Baekhyun cooed.
Instantly, your cheeks exploded, and from beside you, Sehun gave a low growl.
"I don't want to agitate his wounds, that's all. That's what I'm here for. Why would I make it worse? It goes against everything I stand for."
"____," Sehun muttered.
You turned to him, eyebrow raised and ready for a snappy comeback. But you were cut short when you saw his warm golden eyes. "It doesn't bother me at all. Unless you plan to purposely hurt me yourself, carrying you as a wolf doesn't bother my wounds, okay?"
Sehun gritted his teeth. He was lying, but he hoped you wouldn't say anything more against it. Because one, Baekhyun's suggestion made very vivid images of you bouncing in his lap flash over and over again in his mind, but he needed to stop thinking about it. And two, if you argued, someone might suggest Baekhyun taking you, and that wasn't about to happen regardless of whether or not he tore his wounds open. His unknowing, unmarked mate on another unmated wolf's back? He wanted to snarl just thinking about it. Yes, he realized Baekhyun had his own story, and it wasn't like his brother would ever try that, but he felt irrationally possessive, and his beast would have it no other way.
You sighed, shrugging.
"If you're sure I'm not going to hurt you, Sehunnie, I'm alright with it." You said, but it didn't quite sound that you meant it. During the night, you woke up a few times to watch the silver glisten in Sehun's back and you traced it with the wet cloth. It almost pained you to watch Sehunnie with a wound like that. You felt the great need to take care of him, to treasure hin because he was...different from your other patients.
He was special, and yet you didn't want to tell him that, because you knew he would immediately grab onto it.
"Alright then. Ten more minutes for final check-ups and then we head out." Bora rolled up the map and stuck it in her bag. You watched the dark-haired mate with interest. She looked so comfortable in this, in planning and strategy. She must've been working in a field like this, and she must've been very good.
Baekhyun smiled, eyeing you from the corner of his eye. "You're in good hands, ___."
"Wh-what?" You blushed. "I... knew that."
Sehun patted your leg. "I'll get your stuff. I'll be back."
You could only nod because he was already taking off upstairs before you could argue anyway.
"Joon hyung? Anything else you think we'll need?" Tao asked, standing up with a stretch.
Junmyeon rubbed his chin in thought, eyes squinting as if he was trying to remember something.
"Have you brought something to heat the girls up? The nights up north are very freezing." Junmyeon shivered, and it must've been the memories that made him shudder.
"Some people are unable to last the night."
"Shit, is it that bad?" Baekhyun asked, eyes wide. Junmyeon nodded and you couldn't help the way your body froze all over. You didn't even realize. If Sehun hadn't brought you here, you would have ventured out with close to nothing warm...
Tao nodded. "Yeah. And if we have any problems, wolf fur is pretty warm."
"What are gonna do, sit on her?" Baekhyun chuckled.
"No," Tao deadpanned. "But I'll shift and sleep with her so she can keep her toes."
Bora looked up at her mate in panic, but he just shook his head.
"I'm exaggerating, baobei..." He leaned down to kiss her forehead gently.
"Who's supposed to keep me warm?" Baekhyun quipped, to which Sehun's voice answered.
"Hyung, you never get cold. Stop lying."
"Yeah, I'm still betting my right hand that you have a chunk of ice instead of a heart inside your chest." Jongdae butted into the conversation.
"Yeah, that's so he can have an ice cold drink wherever he goes." Chanyeol added and Baekhyun promptly threw a pan at the tall werewolf. Chanyeol didn't have time to duck, and the pan bounced off his head right in your direction, making you squeak and cover your head, just in case.
"Shut up, fucker!"
Sehun's snarl smothered Baekhyun's angry yell, and the noise echoed so loudly in the kitchen, all his hyungs froze. He walked towards you and helped you out of the seat. You went quite willingly since you weren't exactly feeling up to getting clocked in the head with a pan. While they might be able to handle that, you couldn't. So when Sehun herded you away and tucked you in his arms, glaring at his brothers, you let yourself be comforted by his hold.
"Shit, sorry, ___-ie..." Baekhyun was quick to say. "I didn't expect it to bounce off his big head like that."
"Sorry, ___!" Chanyeol was saying, although he was glaring daggers at Baekhyun. "Some of us don't think before we retaliate."
"And some of us don't think before we open our mouths," Baekhyun shot right back.
"That's enough." Junmyeon's voice was the one that stopped all of this, quiet and stable. Immediately, all the packmates did as he said, their mouths clamping shut.
"Baekhyun apologized, no one got hurt. Get over it." Sehun's chest rumbled in a growl- it wasn't audible, you felt it as it vibrated in his chest. You patted his back, wanting to lean back and tell him it's okay, but he didn't let you, making you stay right there in his arms. By now, it was more for his wellbeing than anyone else's. You shook your head at Baekhyun, who was still shooting you an apologetic gaze.
"It's okay, Baekhyun. You couldn't have known."
"Yeah..." he simply muttered. "Sorry, Sehun-ah."
The younger wolf was still frowning, but he shook his head. You gave him an encouraging pat on the arm, smiling. "It's fine, hyung..."
Bora sighed, and she got up, patting Tao's back in the process. "Well that was a little more excitement than what I expected for breakfast... Are you all ready?"
You turned to Sehun, who had two bags slung over his shoulders. "Yeah, we're ready."
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changes-shorts · 7 years
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Thanksgiving....
Chris: You think being out in zero below weather in the middle of the night is what I would consider taking it easy? Rihanna: (His voice echoing in the room sent a shock through her body and instantly her voice got caught in her throat) I’m almost finish… Chris: (Walking through the rehearsal room) Excuse me? I couldn’t hear you… Rihanna: (Stuttering) I’m about finished… Chris: How many hours you been saying that? Rihanna: You just got back and you starting already… Chris: (Appearing directly in Rihanna’s eye sight) Just got back? You sure? Rihanna: Huh? Chris: If you can huh you can hear…. I’ve been back long enough to feed and bathe my son…. Put him to sleep while patiently waiting for my wife…. Rihanna: (Shaking her head) Damn! I lost track of time… Chris: That ain’t all you’ve lost… Rihanna: Excuse me????? Chris: You’ve obviously lost your damn mind… Telling people not to tell me where you at…. Rihanna: (Rolling her eyes) Chris: Sit your Ass down and let me hear it since you’ve been here all fucking day… Rihanna: Who you taking to? Chris: (Looking around the room) Can someone bring her a stool, please! Rihanna: (Squinting her eyes) Again, who you talking to? Chris: (Pointing) You! Rihanna: Whatever! I’m not sitting tomorrow while on the float… Chris: Yes you are! Rihanna: I am…..Not! Chris: How many times you gone try to rub your lower back on the sly? Rihanna: Rolling her eyes harder than before…. Chris: Exactly! Rihanna: You get on my nerves! Chris: (Standing back watching them run through the song again) Can ya’ll slow it down.. My babygirl is getting bigger Robz lungs can’t expand like they used to… (Looking directly at his wife) You need to slow it down and take more breaths… Rihanna: (Throwing her hands up) You mind as well change the whole fucking production.. Since you know so much… Chris: I don’t have time for that…. Rihanna: Well, shut up then… Chris: Nope, I’m here now… So like I said, Slow it down Robyn…. Rihanna: (Slamming her mic in the stand) Chris, just change the whole damn thing… Phuck the fact that I’ve been here all damn day… You do it! Chris: Look! I’m not changing everything… I don’t have time to do that because I’m not gone be here so just do me the one favor and slow it down and let me hear it again…. Rihanna: Excuse me? Come again… What you say?? Chris: Slow it down and let me hear it again… Rihanna: No! Not that part.. Chris: I’m not gonna be here tomorrow?? Rihanna: Where you gone be? Chris: We can talk about it later… Rihanna: (Her tone in a small shout) NO! We can talk about it now! Chris: (Sarcastically) Okay, I guess rehearsal is over…. Rihanna: (Her voice getting soft and apologetic) Sorry everyone seems like that makes it a night….. Thanks for everything… See you all in the morning…
After fighting back and forth about Rihanna’s jacket not being heavy enough and switching with someone on her team then finding her a hat and scarf. They finally got into the waiting truck with the heat blazing and rode back to the condo in silence… Rihanna upset and trying to hold on to her anger but the heaviness of sleep was weighing down on her and she nodded off on the short ride…. Once they got outside the building, Chris lightly shook her awake and she seemed more upset than before… Chris knew she would be and there isn’t anything exciting about a restless cranky Rihanna and if he could have carried her upstairs without waking her he surly would have…
Rihanna: Where you gone be that’s more important than supporting me on Thanksgiving non the less…. Chris: Weren’t you just sleep….Can we just wash up and go to bed?? You’re obviously exhausted… Rihanna: Where you gone be, Chris? Chris: You wasn’t worried about where I was going to be when you wasn’t here when I got back! Rihanna: So this some kind of petty pay back? Chris: Not at all… I’m shooting a video with French… Rihanna: (Slowly repeating him) Shooting a video with French…. On my first Thanksgiving parade performance, huh…. Chris: Yeah…. Now can we go to bed? Rihanna: When were you gone tell me? Chris: I just told you… Rihanna: After the fact… Chris: After what fact? I just told you, Rihanna…. Rihanna: (Blowing out hot air) RIHANNA? Hmmmm… So you working on Thanksgiving? Chris: Yes, The same way you are… Rihanna: It'a not the same and you know it! Chris: Robyn… We not fittin to argue about this… I’m doing a favor for a friend…. Rihanna: Oh now it’s Robyn…A favor for a friend, Christopher???? Without any mention to your wife???? Chris: (Sitting on the bed) Head down…. Rihanna: So you get to just tell me shit, but I gotta run my shit by you??? Chris: Here we go wit this shit…. Do you run shit by me? Rihanna: Fuck you Chris… Chris: Anytime… Any place… Rihanna: How long is this video shoot suppose to run? Chris: You know how it go…. Rihanna: No Chris! I want to know how long my husband is going to be gone working on a Holiday! Chris: Robz, if I tell you a time and I’m not done by then there will be Hell to pay… So I’m not setting myself up for that… Rihanna: So, I won’t have my husband for Thanksgiving or Ro… Thanks! I’m sure to be in the holiday spirit… Chris: Baby, don’t be like that… You supposed to be focused on being thankful! Doing the parade is a great opportunity… Rihanna: Don’t tell me about great opportunities… Don’t say Shit else to me! Chris: Guess, I should go check on my son… You sounded good at rehearsal… Just make those changes and Stop moving so much… Rihanna: In true Chris Brown fashion… You try to tell me what to do then leave… Chris: Should I stay? Rihanna: You do whatever you want… Chris: I wanted to come home and Fuck my wife back to sleep! Rihanna: No such luck there… Chris: That’s what I thought..
Melissa: Good Morning Sunshine! Rihanna: What’s good about it? Melissa: It’s Thanksgiving! And I feel great this morning.. Rihanna: I don’t celebrate… I’m not American…. And it’s ass crack early and my daughter is balled up sitting on my bladder… But I’m glad you’re feeling better… Melissa: You sure sound convincing….. Rihanna: I am happy for you… Melissa: Okay, well you’re married to an American so you celebrate by default… And maybe my niece is upset because you in here hot as fish grease upsetting her… Rihanna: Her father is to blame! Melissa: What my brother do, now? Rihanna: Your brother in law is an Asshole! Melissa: Ooooh my niece is going to look just like that Asshole of a brother in law… Rihanna: No she is not! Melissa: The way he gets under your skin… Sorry sis.. You lost that bet… Rihanna: Mel, you not making me feel any better… Melissa: Okay, what happened? Rihanna: He decided to tell me last night at rehearsal that he doing a video shoot today. Then tried to sneak his Ass outta here this morning.. Melissa: He probably didn’t want to wake you… Rihanna: I was already woke…. Don’t try to take up for him, Mel… Melissa: I’m not….. Rihanna: Let’s just get this day started… Melissa: Chef here…. That should make you happy… Rihanna: This early? Melissa: Yup she made us breakfast so get up and get ready!
Rihanna: I been fucking up all morning… Why am I so nervous? Melissa: Probably cause your man not here… Rihanna: Don’t bring him up…. He the one who changed my damn production now I can’t get it right… Melissa: I like it…. Sounds good to me… Rihanna: You would say that…. And this damn dress….. I probably been fitted for this dress a hundred times and it’s still tight… Noella: Maybe, because my little cousin keeps growing… Rihanna: (Getting excited) Come here Maj… You look soo pretty.. Majesty: Thank You… Rihanna: You excited to get on the float? Majesty: (crossing her arms) No! Rihanna: (Stepping back and looking at her niece) What’s wrong? Majesty: I want Royalty on the float… … Rihanna: I know… I do too…. She’ll probably be watching… Majesty: No! Rihanna: I know you want your bestie…. But J.R. is here and you can play with him on the float… Majesty: (Folding her arms tighter) No! J.R. a baby…. Rihanna: And you’re aunties big girl so I need your help… Majesty: Listening intently…
The parade was not what Rihanna had expected, it was uncomfortable to say the least and she thought her bladder would explode. She was reminded that she was an Island gal and was not here for the cold weather at all… But Majesty seemed to have had a great time. She definitely loved all the attention from the crowd and enjoyed waving at the people and dancing around the float with J. R. running behind her in-between trying to knock the microphone stand down then when his mommy tried to fix it he commenced to try to take it from her… When it was time for Rihanna to perform he had to be carried away by Momma J throwing a tantrum when the float stopped and they had to get off for Rihanna to go to the stage… Returning back from the parade the condo was packed with relatives. Everyone had came to celebrate Thanksgiving and distract Rihanna from them not having Ro for this holiday just as Chris had asked except when he made the request he didn’t intend on not being there himself so what started off as a great idea wasn’t really panning out to be so great in Rihanna’s book… She had a long miserable morning of being cold and uncomfortable and feeling like a pig in a blanket although she was repeatedly complimented on how beautiful she looked and how well she was carrying. None of it registered especially since all she wanted was the one person she hadn’t seen all day….
Rihanna: (Entering the living room after changing her clothes) We can start… We’re not waiting for Chris… Chef, has prepared a lovely meal, Daddy can you come bless the food? Ronald: Sure…. but it’s still early. Chef said there are Hors de’ Oeuvre… We could eat that and wait a little longer for Chris… Rihanna: Daddy! Ronald: Okay Okay my child…. Whatever you want… Mommy: We can bless the table and eat the appetizers for starters and wait a little bit for dinner to see if the boi show up… Rihanna: Mommy! Mommy: Yes, that is who I am… Rihanna: Fine…. Mommy: And loose the attitude… Today is a day to give thanks… Leandra: We should play games while we nibble…. Momma J: Yes, ya’ll do that and us in the older crew will be in the other room with the kids… Leandra: Soooo we’re playing Taboo…. Rihanna: Why you get to pick? Leandra: Because Team Prego which consist of you, Mel, Jenn, and the babydaddys’ can’t make a decision with your pregnant asses! Rihanna: I don’t want to be on their team! I don’t have a babydaddy… Noella: I’ll be your babydaddy…. but you have to listen to me…. You not gone do me the way you do Chris… Rihanna: Shut up Ella…
After playing games for over a hour and Team Prego in the losers seat…..
Noella: I quit! Melissa: Why??? We're having fun! Noella: Every answer isn’t a food, Team Prego! Jenn: I’d like to point out that I’m not yelling out foods! Noella: Or a pregnancy symptom, Jenn! I need a new team…. Chris: (Entering the room) Who’s team am I on? Rihanna: Not mine! Noella: There’s your babydaddy! Team Prego is complete! I’m with Lele team now! Rihanna: Trader! Melissa: She wasn’t any good anyway! Noella: I was the best brain on the team! Jenn: In your dreams! We would have done better with Majesty! Chris: (Sitting next to Rihanna) Move your arm so I can lay across your lap.. Rihanna: No! You just got here and you already being annoying.. Chris: You know you missed me! Rihanna: No I didn’t! Mommy: (Entering the room) Come get your children and those without wash your hands and come so we can bless dinner and give thanks now that all the family is here!
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