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#it's so funny talking to her about sports because she's so mild mannered but she also has the sports fan love/hate relationship with the ja
veryknies · 8 months
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there's something about watching my grandma suffer watching her toronto baseball team while I prepare to suffer for my toronto hockey team
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aclosetfan · 3 years
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“Jeez,” you’re obviously thinking, “what could she possibly say about Blossom that hasn’t already been written about by a fic writer who specializes in either romance, angst, or a cheap combo deal of both genres??? Gonna analyze how she’s not actually perfect? Inherently flawed? Gonna reduce her to a bitch? Gonna tell us how she’s the perfect boss girl? Maybe say she’s awkward? OCD? Stoic? Motherly? All knowing?? That no one but the male character you’ve paired her with can outwit her? That’s all been done. What possible take could you make that is a new refreshing look at Blossom that I haven’t already seen?”
And I’d be like damn, chill, dude. Take a breath. It’s not that deep. I’m not gonna say any of that. Nah, ima do you ya one worse and list all the reasons why Blossom Utonium would be The Most Annoying Sibling anyone could ask for.
Like yes. She’s bossy. And yes. She’s a know-it-all, but everyone already KNOWS that. It’s the OTHER stuff she does that drives her sisters mad.
“Well, I’m the oldest!” “You are not the oldest! We were created simultaneously! You are literally NOT the oldest!” “Well, if we go by the order we were named in, I’m-“ “THAT DOESNT MAKE YOU THE OLDEST!” “Tch. That is such a youngest sibling thing to say, Buttercup.” [temper tantrum that coincidentally proves Blossom’s point]
Blossom’s motto is she’s right 100% of the time, even when she’s wrong. It’s some mightier-then-thou bullshit that has lead her to be on the receiving end of a few wedgies when she was little
She’s the fun-police. No fun allowed! Until, of course, she wants to annoy you, and then everything’s fair game.
she’s a dorky nerd 👏 not in the “she can’t cook, lol” or the “haha Blossom likes to read” but in the “oh so when you said you knew about the Second Bulgarian Empire’s first war with the Latin Empire in the year 1204, you really meant you know about the Second Bulgarian Empire’s first war with the Latin Empire in the year 1204” kind of way and guess who has the privilege of hearing about it at 2am????
Bad jokes. Bad jokes. Bad jokes. She’s got the cheesiest one liners! And the worst part is she always says them right before they start fighting the bad guys
No! Wait! Actually the worst part is the fact that Blossom doesn’t seem to realize the oneliners are so incrediably cheesy they even make the bad guys cringe. So despite her sisters protest, she just keeps doing it because she thinks her word play is so clever.
When Blossom gets laughing, like really laughing, she’s got the ugliest, snortiest laugh that’s so damn funny if her bad pun didn’t make you laugh, you’re certainly laughing now
On her days off from being a superhero, catch my girl numbing her brain with the absolutely worst soap operas the world has ever produced, and after they’re done she makes you sit there and psychoanalyze every scene
She’s a big movie talker but lord forbid you have anything to say during the movie 🙄 she bites your head off
For someone so freaking smart, she sure does fuck up laundry. It’s her least favorite chore. the amount of times the WHOLE family has had to pitch away articles of clothing because something very pink or very red bled through all the whites again is ungodly.
Speaking of clothes, she’s the one that’s always magically finding things “on her side of the closest” so obviously “she thought it was okay to wear” and “really you’re making a big deal out of nothing.”
Bathroom hog. Bathroom hog. Bathroom hog. She’s got too much hair not to be, and speaking of hair!!!! It is everywhere! She sheds like a freaking cat. One time Buttercup had a hair in her mouth, pulled it out, and to her horror, kept pulling until the long red strand was safely pinched between her fingers. It left her overdramatically gagging for days.
The epitome of elegance and grace until she falls flat on her face. It seems like on top of all of Townsville, Blossom needs a great deal of saving herself.
“Can you please stop comparing everything to the Bulgarian conflict of 1204?”
Oof you remember that one girl from high school that was just too nice?? Was always so attentive to anyone who was talking to her? A VERY active listener?? And the evil part of you would go “god what the fuck is her problem?” That girl you’re thinking of right now is actually Blossom Utonium.
At the same time, she’ll blackmail the hell out of her sisters when she’s being petty and doesn’t feel like doing a chore or saving the day, leaving them to wonder if the “everything nice” is just one big ruse. Blossom’s always just there for the worst and most embarrassing moments. She caught one of them making out with a movie poster. She caught the other in the closest sobbing to the latest Disney soundtrack. She’s got things in her back pocket that would ruin them
And they don’t have any freaking dirt on her!!?!?!??! It makes them scream!🤬🤬
And no one believes them!! No one believes Buttercup or Bubbles when they (loudly) complain about how awfully annoying Blossom is. No one believes that sweet, nice, mild-mannered Blossom could ever be vindictive, or talkative, or mean. No one! And when BC and Bubs look over at Blossom, after another person has laughed them off, she’s wearing a shit-eating grin, because they all know no one will ever, ever, believe them.
She blows a kiss their way and waves her fingers in hello, but it’s okay, because three seconds later she trips over her own feet and sports a bruise on her forehead the whole rest of the day. (Still BC and Bubs get in trouble for laughing)
The most annoying part about Blossom, though, is that despite it all, somehow, Buttercup and Bubbles love her anyways. What’s a seemingly perfect “older” sister if they don’t bug the shit out of you???
“If you don’t shut up RIGHT NOW and go to sleep, I’ll ship your dead body to Bulgaria, do not push me!”
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Dragon Dancer Chapter 4: Johann
I looked around to see if I could spot Nono or Caesar. I saw another young man standing next to the door to my right. He was tall, like Isaac, wearing a long dark jacket over his uniform. He was armed, a sword at his hip.
He looked back at me with bright yellow eyes. 
Fear hit me like a lightning bolt and I staggered away from him. He blinks placidly at my reaction. “You okay?”
“Sorry. Jumpy.” I looked him up and down. His sneakers caught my eye. I immediately recognized them as Air Jordans. The boys in my neighborhood coveted them for their classic professional design. “Bred 11s. Really?”
His eyebrows raised. “Got a problem?”
“It’s just… funny that you dress down to hundred dollar sneakers.” I backed away from him a step further. Was he one of Isaac's friends?
“Why is that funny?” He didn’t smile. He was curious about the answer, crossing his arms over his chest.
“Because where I’m from you get shot for those. That’s why.” I snarled.
He straightened up a little more, lifting his chin in recognition. “You’re the new girl.”
I gave a flustered hiss. “Is it that obvious?”
“You shouldn’t be here by yourself. Where’s Nono?” He took a step toward me.
“I have no idea… how did y..” He took my hand. I pulled away as hard as I could. “Let me go or I swear to God I’ll scream!”
He let go immediately and I stumbled away from him.
I cradled my hand to my chest. “You think you can jerk me around like I’m some sort of doll? 
“No.” He stopped trying to move towards me. He watched me struggle not to cry.
“Good. Because people here are crazy!” I snapped at him. 
He tilted his head, one hand to his chin. “What do you mean crazy?”
I stopped cringing. He was listening? “Some guy in there was talking about fairy tales being real and stuff.”  I massaged my wrist, scowling. I twisted it too hard in my panic to escape.
I saw the corner of his lips twitch upward.  “Come on, we’ll get out of here.” He was watching me, but not reaching out. “You can tell me what happened.”
I glanced back. There was no sign of Isaac nor his posse. I let out a huff, staying put. “I’ll talk to Nono. Thanks though.” I crossed my arms and glared.
"Okay." He pulled a tablet computer from his jacket and it lit up his face in the dark. Besides his odd golden eyes, he had delicate features, full lips and pale skin. “Hey, I found her.” He spoke, not to me but to someone on the screen. He started to walk away.
“Is she alright?” It was Nono’s voice, I hurried to catch up but he answered for me.
“Shaken up, but okay. From the sounds of it, someone has already talked to her.”
“Seriously?” She groaned. “Where was she?”
“She was leaving the tent. You didn’t see her go in?” He asked, turning to walk away.
It was a video call so she spotted me behind him to ask me herself. “Where were you?” 
The guy handed me the device. “I was at the party but… Yeah you probably didn’t see me.”
“Sorry, I’m tied up with student activities and won’t be able to meet you for a bit. I’ll try to get free. You can let me know what happened...”
“Hey,” I said before she could finish, “Before you go I need to ask you. Why is it so important that I’m hanging around you and Caesar? Why was my DNA tested? What’s going on?”
The other guy met my gaze in mild surprise. He turned and walked out of earshot.
Nono pressed her lips together. I chewed my lip, hoping she wouldn't get upset. “There’s a lot I have to tell you. When I said you had a special heritage, I meant it. It’s special and it’s ancient.” She answered.
I mustered my courage. “I deserve to know the truth okay? Don’t hide things from me, alright?” 
She stared a little longer at me, eyes narrowed. “Alright. I won’t. This is not how I wanted to have this conversation but if you insist...” She was giving me a way out. 
I didn’t take it. “I do.”
“Your DNA is not entirely human.” She said watching my expression. “You're a hybrid between humans and ancient dragons. That makes you very special. That’s why you’re here.”
“I don’t understand…” I say in a weak voice, unable to accept what I was hearing. “... dragons aren’t real.”
“You wanted the truth. I gave it to you. Right now, I don’t have time to argue. Put Johann back on.” She said flatly.
I made my way to where the person with the golden eyes waited. I handed the device back to him. He then switched the call to audio only. He stepped away from me again. They both lowered their voices. He was responding in short sentences to whatever Nono was saying. He hung up and returned to me. “Let’s have a walk. Nono will meet us later.”
 The winter wind blew the cold air through my jacket. I shoved my hands inside the pockets, balling my fists to protect my fingertips.
We walked in silence until the music faded to a distant thump of bass. We made our way through empty pools of lamp light on winding college paths. My stomach roiled and my heart raced in the vice grip of anxiety that held me off and on since I arrived. I stared at the back of the guy in front of me. “So … you and Nono are friends?”
“Yeah.” His voice was quieter now that we were away from the noise of the tent.
“On the same team?” I asked, remembering Isaac’s words to me.
“Yeah.”
“So you’re one of the top students.”
He glanced over his shoulder but didn’t confirm or deny it.
The ache in my stomach made me realize I was getting very hungry. I hadn’t had a bite since my arrival.
“Hey, is there somewhere I can get something to eat?” 
He stopped walking. “Vending Machine.” He pointed over to a couple of machines under lights by the restroom. I fished my wallet from my duffle. His tablet buzzed a notification.  He stayed behind to wait for me. 
The machines offered hot food and drink. I blew in my hand to warm them and counted out the coins. The machine dispensed hot water into a styrofoam cup and then a teabag I could use. From the other machine I chose popcorn. I returned in a far better mood, trying not to scarf down my food and reveal how hungry I actually was.
He was still on his device when I joined him next to the bench. Whoever was texting him kept him busy. He was so quick to recognize me as the new girl. Nono must have told him I was coming. He may have been looking for me before I ran into him. 
“Isaac said that I would probably be working with you and Nono.” I said.
“That person you were with?” He asked me. He returned his tablet to the inside of his coat. “Is he a friend of yours?”
“No…” I averted my eyes. “I thought he was just going to show me to the party and I would meet with Nono.”
“Hmm.” He crossed his arms. “Nono stays busy this time of year. It can be hard for her to keep in touch. I suppose she expected you to stay in your room until she came for you.”
“Yeah. Sorry…”
He viewed my contrite expression with confusion. “Why? You didn’t wait for her. You found your own way there. That shows initiative.”
I expected him to tell me how stupid I was to wander off with people I didn’t know. That I should have waited on Nono. “Thanks. I hadn’t thought of it that way.”
“My name is Johann Chu. I’m the president of the Lionheart Club. We’re the oldest club here at Cassell. Our fields are hacking, engineering, genetics and martial arts. If you’re interested in joining, I’d be happy to help you sign up.”
“Uhhh…” Once again, not what I expected. “Got any room for a dancer?” I asked.
His enthusiasm faded. “Ah. The White Skirt Dance club is part of Caesar’s group. You can talk to him about that.”
“I’ll think about it.” I hurried to backtrack. “I’m just not experienced in things like hacking… I did change a hard drive on a computer once.”
He shrugged his shoulders. “Your choice. I’d appreciate you as a friend… or a rival.”
“What do you mean rival?”
“Caesar and I run competing clubs.”  He explained. 
“Can I ask you something else?”
“Sure.”
“If I’m part dragon… why don't I have scales?”
He didn’t laugh, taking my question seriously. “What’s expressed differs person to person. Whether or not you have your father’s eyes or your mother’s hair color is a function of what genes are expressed. You don’t have a gene that expresses scales.”
I knew how genes worked. "Okay well, answer this one…"
He nodded for me to continue. His manner was pleasant, like he was enjoying this.
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“If dragons are real...Why are there no pictures or, why hasn’t anyone seen any?”
“Because of Cassell. Dragons have been dormant for thousands of years. The world has changed. Dragons would only harm humans if they came back. Here we keep tabs on draconic activity around the world. If we see it, we investigate and make sure that nothing ever comes of it. We also do a lot of… preventive work.”
"So you're like, M-i-B." He looked puzzled. "The movie. Will Smith?"
"I haven't seen that one."
"It's where there are aliens, living among people and a secret organization keeps it all under wraps."
He considered my explanation. "...Yes. A bit like that."
My voice lowered to a whisper. “So. Have you seen a dragon?”
He nodded again.
Curiosity peaked, I asked. “Can I see one?”
“If you want to see one yourself, there are a few specimens we keep on ice for study in the Alchemy department.”
“Really?” I grinned.  “You’re not kidding?”
“No, I’m not kidding ” His mouth quirked upward and he glanced away from me. “Tomorrow, once you have completed your E3 exam. If you can pass, then you’ll be officially assigned. Then, I can take you there.”
“Is the exam hard?”
He shook his head. “I can’t tell you about it. But… I have a feeling you’ll do fine.”
“Why?”  When he didn’t answer right away, I pleaded. “Come on! Tell me!”
He continued his inward debate. “I don’t think I should yet. I may have said too much already.”
“Oh, come on…” I had to get this out of him. I looked back to the basketball court. “Okay, if I beat you 3 out of 5 on free throws, you have to tell me why I will do well on the test.”
He crossed his arms. “You’re on.”
The sound of an engine approached. A red sports car was racing up the pedestrian pathway with Nono at the wheel. I sighed. “Aw man…”
She rolled down the window.  “Sorry, I came as fast as I could.” She said, sounding a little breathless.
“Sorry you rushed. You could have stayed where you were.” Johann said.
Nono looked at him in confusion, “I’m sorry. What?”
When he didn’t answer for a beat, I flashed a mischievous smile. “Yeah, me and Air Jordan were about to play.”
Johann looked completely uninterested, despite his agreement earlier. 
“Well, that’s… great.” Nono glanced between us, eyes narrowed. “Come on in then I’m freezing and I haven’t been standing outside for ages.”
When I hopped into the warm front seat, I sighed with relief at the cold finally leaving me.
I glanced up to the rear view mirror to see Johann get into the back. He was back on his device again. I settled my chin on my hand, determined to pass the test, win the game and make him answer all my questions.
Chapter 3
Chapter 5
Back to the beginning
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ilovedangos · 5 years
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Cosplaying CLANNAD
CLANNADman
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Okazaki is the average high school kind of guy that almost every anime has. He’s not going to be hard to portray unless you’re the weird minority who lives in a different world. To be like him all you need is:
spiky blue or dark hair (natural or dyed)
tan skintone (If you’re naturally pale you can choose to get a tan. All optional anyway!)
male Hikarizaka school uniform with senior badge
plain and casual clothes
a straight face (He's never seen without one except for few occasions.)
a low voice
realist attitude
street-smarts
casual, informal way of speech
teenage immaturity (Okazaki is the rebellious type who always breaks the rules.)
talk less (He isn’t a very talkative person.)
talking slowly (Okazaki is always calm and never talks fast.)
low energy level (He is always tired, laidback, and very relaxed.)
a sense of humor (He and Sunohara are never caught dead without one!)
Cockroach
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Nagisa is a shy girl who is bad at making friends and later become’s Okazaki’s wife. She is going to be hard to cosplay because of her shyness, eccentricity, and often animated demeanor. If you’re not a shy or strange person, I suggest you carefully follow every single one of these tips to better understand how she acts:
short red or brown hair with antennae
amber contacts (because of her unnatural eye color but optional)
kawaii makeup (Nagisa doesn’t wear a lot of makeup so you can just go for an ulzzang look with faux lashes if you’re eyes aren’t big.)
peach skintone (Getting a tan or not is all optional.)
female Hikarizaka school uniform with senior badge
girly, cute clothes with light colors that aren’t too stylish (Nagisa is a girly girl so besides her school uniform, she is seen wearing skirts or dresses.)
girly and childish high pitched voice (Again she is a girly girl and also very childish.)
always say “desu” at the end of your sentences (She’s one of those weirdos with fucking verbal tics!)
smile and talk a lot (Nagisa is a very bubbly and talkative girl who is never suffering in silence.)
talk fast (She is a very excitable and nervous person.)
blush all the time (She lacks composure.)
innocence (She always follows the rules.)
optimistic attitude (Nagisa sees the good in everything to a fault.)
very good manners (Nagisa is demure, always talks politely, and never swears.)
apologize and forgive (Nagisa always apologizes even if the other person wronged her.)
sensitivity and earnesty (Nagisa doesn’t have much sense of humor and acts on her feelings. Like her mom, she cries a lot or gets defensive when insulted.)
Dangos (She always talks about them nonstop; you can even sing the song all the time to be more like her.)
Fujibayashi twins
The twins are CLANNADman’s friends whom act as support for the Drama Club. They are just normal Japanese high school girls that are easy to portray if you live in Japan or have knowledge of Japanese culture. Since they’re opposite in personalities, you’ll have to be aware of how they each act.
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Kyou is a bold and energetic girl who has been good friends with Okazaki since their junior year. She is the archetypal Tsundere, which means type A. To have her aggressive personality, you’ll need:
long purple hair (dyed or wig)
white lace hair ribbon (left side)
bold makeup (Kyou has piercing purple Tsurime eyes so you’d want to apply lots of eyeliner to look fierce like her. Then fill in your eyebrows to complete the look.)
fair skin (If you’re naturally tan I suggest you stay that way.)
female Hikarizaka school uniform with senior badge
flashy, bright colored clothes
knee-high socks
audacity
high energy level
a bad temper
loud, rough voice (mezzo-soprano)
informal, tomboyish way of speech
talk at a faster speed (She’s very energetic and expressive.)
cooking skills (For a tomboy, Kyou is an excellent cook.)
athletism (Participate in as many sports you can in your school.)
work ethic
good sense of humor (She can use sarcasm but she doesn’t have the silly humor like CLANNADman or Sunohara.)
textbooks (to throw at idiots, especially when you see CLANNADman or Sunohara)
pet boar (optional)
sibling to protect (optional)
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Kyou's twin is a timid girl who knew Okazaki through her sister and had a crush on him ever since. She doesn’t have as much of a personality nor presence like the other characters which makes it an advantage to easily cosplay her. All you need in order to be like this Dandere girl is:
Similar appearance as her twin except short hair and hairpiece (right side)
mild-mannered face (She has blue Tareme eyes.)
female Hikarizaka school uniform with senior badge
light, dull makeup (Fujibayashi doesn’t stand out much so she won’t be wearing lots of makeup.)
light, casual clothes
soft-spoken, mezzo-soprano voice
cautiousness and hesitance (Unlike her twin, she is a girl who thinks before she speaks or acts.)
clumsiness
talk at a slower speed (She doesn’t talk very much.)
decent manners (Fujibayashi is a fairly polite girl in both speech and behavior, especially compared to her boisterous sister who always yells and acts brash.)
work ethic
sense of humor (She has a decent and average amount of humor, no problems understanding jokes or sarcasm.)
do anything for your true love (Fujibayashi can be bolder when in a serious situation that involves her love, Kappei. She risked telling him white lies and had the courage to have his baby if he didn’t want live.)
player cards (Her hobby is fortune telling.)
older sibling (optional)
Tomoyo
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Tomoyo is a tough and cool girl who becomes good friends with Tomoya and Sunohara. She is the 'Strong-Silent-Type' who is very mature for her age; she’d be an example of a Kuudere. Tomoyo is a female version of Tomoya since she doesn’t have any noticeable quirks like many of the other characters and is the most sane compared to the other girls. She is a classic tomboy so to cosplay her you’ll need:
Rapunzel length messy silver hair and bangs (dyed or wig)
thick black headband
dark, dull makeup (Tomoyo is more quieter compared to many of the girls in both appearance and personality. You can apply smoky eyeliner then draw your eyebrows in a dark, deep color to give the serious look that she has.)
pale skintone (You can always remember to put sunscreen so you don’t get tan.)
female Hikarizaka school uniform with junior badge
athleisure style or streetwear
piercings (a few here and there)
stoic face
deep monotone
being talented (She is very strong and nobody, not even Kyou, can beat her in that. Eat healthy and exercise to be more fit, beautiful like her.)
intelligence (Tomoyo is a straight A student and has many opportunities ahead of her. To seem smarter, you can pick up a book or 2, study more, or watch the news.)
sense of responsibility (Tomoyo is diligent and hardworking.)
talk less (Tomoyo is a girl of few words; she speaks only when necessary.)
talk slowly (She is a sensible girl who doesn’t have time for nonsense such as Sunohara.)
casual but direct form of speech
confidence (why she’s known as the STRONG silent type of girl)
dark or dry sense of humor (Tomoyo is very snarky and sarcastic like CLANNADman.)
Kotomi
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Kotomi is a taciturn and sluggish girl Tomoya reunites with as she is his childhood friend. She is the school’s genius and is seen always reading books in the library. Kotomi is the archetypal Dandere lacking in social skills and common sense which makes her seemingly strange. What you’ll need to cosplay this hot nerd is:
dark purple hair (dyed or wig, medium length)
horsetails tied with 2 large pink beads
pale skintone (not too pale)
female Hikarizaka school uniform with senior badge
formal clothes (Kotomi is a nerd so she always dresses conservatively.)
emotionless face
low, quiet mezzo-soprano voice
talk less (Kotomi is a very taciturn and reticent person who is barely seen talking.)
talking at a very slow speed
good manners (Kotomi is a polite girl despite being a nerd with no social skills.)
low energy level
books (Her hobby is reading all day.)
violin (If you’re a violin player and want to have a deadly weapon, put pressure on the strings to make it sound higher and deafening.)
teddy bear (She loves bears.)
weak sense of humor (Kotomi isn’t one for humor and when she tries, it’s not supposed to be funny. Because she lacks social skills, she doesn’t know how to tell jokes.)
Fu-chan
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Fuko is a childish girl who befriends Okazaki and Nagisa. She is actually a ghost whose real self is still in a coma. Fuko is a very loud and hyperactive girl who gets easily distracted. Since you have to be good enough to act as this silly girl, you’re going to need:
dark green hair (natural or wig, medium length, low ponytail tied in a big blue ribbon)
technicolor contacts (She has light unnatural colored eyes.)
bright, colorful kids makeup
tan skintone (optional)
female Hikarizaka school uniform with freshman badge
youthful, colorful clothes
loud, childish voice
very animated facial expressions and body language
talk at a very fast speed (Fuko is the most talkative character in the show and is never speechless.)
artistic interests
little to no manners (Fuko acts like a little girl and tends to come off rude at times)
wooden “starfish” sculpture
childlike sense of humor (Fuko tends to joke around with Tomoya and Sunohara, but her humor isn’t as mature as theirs.)
Sunohara
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Sunohara is Okazaki’s best friend who is another fellow delinquent. He is the Boke of the duo and tends to make the stupidest, most immature jokes ever. Sunohara is very easy to portray because he is another average idiotic, immature teenage boy just like CLANNADman. All you’re gonna need is:
bleached hair (He is an archetypal Anime delinquent character.)
fair skin (If you’re naturally tan I suggest you stay that way.)
blue contacts (He is “baby-faced” so his light blue eyes emphasize that.)
male Hikarizaka school uniform with senior badge
sloppy and bright clothes
loud, excitable voice (He has a more higher voice than the darker, more serious CLANNADman.)
obnoxious facial expressions and body language
very rude, informal way of speech (Sunohara talks in an abrasive manner, lacking any sense of politeness.)
talk at a fast speed (Sunohara talks a lot, way more than the quiet Okazaki.)
low energy level (He is a very lazy and tired guy who is hard to motivate.)
waste time (He is known for being the dumbest character in the show.)
distract people for no reason (He always provokes others for stupid reasons.)
cause trouble all the time
irresponsibility (Sunohara is a coward who puts the blame on others for his own mistakes.)
think you’re all that when you’re not (Sunohara has a huge ego even though he is still thought as a loser.)
silly, dirty sense of humor (Sunohara is very insensitive and makes offensive jokes which gets him beaten up a lot.)
Miyazawa
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Yukine is a nice, quiet girl Tomoya meets in the back of the school library. She helps him and anyone who visits her, always serving them tea and casting spells. She is the girliest but most wisest, mature of the characters, so to be like her you’ll need:
straight light brown hair with ahoge (natural or dyed, medium-length)
sleepy eyes
full-face or light makeup (Yukine is a mature, feminine character so she’ll have to look pretty and refined. You can start off with contouring your face, applying foundation, etc. Then lightly apply eyeliner and draw in eyebrows. Apply light eyeshadow, mascara, blush, and lipgloss as well.)
pale skintone (not too pale)
female Hikarizaka school uniform with junior badge
lowkey, feminine wardrobe (Yukine is a motherly figure who wears sophisticated clothes.)
a warm, welcoming smile
quiet, reserved voice (Yukine never raises her voice unless something serious happens.)
low energy level
talk at a slow speed (Never talk too fast as that’s the opposite of calm which Yukine is.)
great manners (Yukine is always polite and considerate to others.)
cooking skills (She’s very feminine so she’s obviously going to be good in the kitchen.)
magic spells book (She likes books people don’t read very much, that get left without being touched.)
tea set (She always makes and gives tea when she sees someone.)
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buzz-london · 3 years
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*Father of an average child* Yes, you read it right. I am the father of an average child. By average, I simply mean my child is the average learner, average in scoring marks, average in sports and in extra curricular acivities. What's special about her then? NOTHING as per society and school norms. I often get asked, .... Your daughter must be good in maths and studies in general... I simply say no, she is not. She is average. Am I ashamed to say this? No.. Should I be lying that she is the best in something which she is not, in front of others? Definitely no. My daughter is that average child who people fail to notice either for not being at the top or being at the bottom. People fail to notice her sweet smile, funny talks, tight hugs, friendly personality, kind behaviour, mild manners, helpful nature because she is JUST an average child. The school, society celebrates children who are top scorers or good in sports and extra-curricular, which rightfully they should. Amidst all this, my average child who is a spectator and cheers her friends with full heart goes unnoticed. Her love for sports,(even when she knows she is not going to be selected for school team) her love for music (even though she knows she is not going to be selected for school choir) never diminishes. She does all this to enjoy it rather to compete. Am I a father who is not strict with her for not scoring at the top. Yes, I am strict to an extent and have lost my cool many times in the past. Her words pierced through me when my 11 year old daughter asked, "dad, do you not respect me"? How many of us thought we should respect children? We adults demand our respect each and every moment of our life. Why not a child? Among children preparing for IIT, MBBS even at a tender age of 11 years. My average child is talking about travelling the world, meeting new people and eating different cuisines. *My average child might or might not become a doctor, astronaut, scientist But she is sure to grow up to be a good person, who will spread cheer* Last but not least: *Notice the average child. All that child wants is a smile or a kind word from us adults for just being herself to give her assurance to trust the world* _ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT- A MUST READ FOR EVERY PARENT _ *Each child is different, so is each parenting Style*😊
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pooma-inspiration · 3 years
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Mother of an average child
Thanks: Mrs. Buvana Principal
Yes, you read it right. I am the father of an average child. By average, I simply mean my child is the average learner, average in scoring marks, average in sports and in extra curricular acivities. What's special about her then? NOTHING as per society and school norms.
I often get asked, .... Your daughter must be good in maths and studies in general... I simply say no, she is not. She is average. Am I ashamed to say this? No.. Should I be lying that she is the best in something which she is not, in front of others? Definitely no.
My daughter is that average child who people fail to notice either for not being at the top or being at the bottom. People fail to notice her sweet smile, funny talks, tight hugs, friendly personality, kind behaviour, mild manners, helpful nature because she is JUST an average child.
The school, society celebrates children who are top scorers or good in sports and extra-curricular, which rightfully they should.
Amidst all this, my average child who is a spectator and cheers her friends with full heart goes unnoticed. Her love for sports,(even when she knows she is not going to be selected for school team) her love for music (even though she knows she is not going to be selected for school choir) never diminishes. She does all this to enjoy it rather to compete.
Am I a mother who is not strict with her for not scoring at the top. Yes, I am strict to an extent and have lost my cool many times in the past. Her words pierced through me when my 11 year old daughter asked, "dad, do you not respect me"?
How many of us thought we should respect children? We adults demand our respect each and every moment of our life. Why not a child?
Among children preparing for IIT, MBBS even at a tender age of 11 years. My average child is talking about travelling the world, meeting new people and eating different cuisines.
My average child might or might not become a doctor, astronaut, scientist But she is sure to grow up to be a good person, who will spread cheer
Last but not least: Notice the average child. All that child wants is a smile or a kind word from us adults for just being herself to give her assurance to trust the world.
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT- A MUST READ FOR EVERY PARENT
Each child is different, so is each parenting Style
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We talk a lot about trends here at Who What Wear but today we're acknowledging that not every style movement is right for everyone. Each season, we try to take stock of our own closets and decide what's worth retiring and what's worth adding to our closets all in the name of paring down. To continue this conversation, we tapped our resident style expert, Susan Feldman , who recently did an audit of her closet. Today, she's sharing which items she's retiring (forever or for the time being) and which pieces she's feeling the most satisfied by right now. Feldman is the founder of One King's Lane and In the Groove , a style destination where Feldman shares her age-defying outfits and shopping tips. Whether you're here to get inspiration on fashion for older women or simply curious to see find out which items Feldman is banning and keeping, keep reading for her take on style right now and then, if you're so inclined to, shop the items she's loving most these days. "I know that every It girl has been wearing and/or covering those big, over-the-top chunky designer sneakers from houses like Balenciaga, Louis Vuitton, and Gucci. Although I know they’re very comfortable, I just couldn’t wrap my head around this one. I love sneakers, but I just need something a little on the mild-mannered side." "I've always been a fan of vintage denim, but I am jumping on this train big time. I just love the color and the feel of vintage and even vintage-inspired jeans. They all that lived-in feeling that looks great (hello non-stretch denim!) and makes you feel good too." "I’ve always loved leopard. In fact, I never met a leopard print that I didn’t like. Personally, I think of it more as a neutral than a pattern, but after the past few seasons when everyone has been so leopard crazy, I need to take a break. It was just a little too much, and although I’m sure I’ll be back in a year or two, I’m bidding au revoir to leopard for now." "I remember sporting a fanny pack way back when, and I didn’t think it would be something I would embrace again. But this is a good reminder never to say never, because I am loving the fanny pack trend. Or are they called belt bags now? Either way, they look super chic and it forces me to only carry what I need. I’ve gotta say, not carrying a bag on my shoulder feels liberating." "It’s funny, I was wearing jumpsuits before it was an actual 'trend'. While I love how easy and chic they are, in this case, jumpsuits are too much of a good thing for me. No more jumpsuits in the near future." "I can’t get enough of the layered necklace look. I love being able to mix my old favorites with new finds and feel like I got a completely fresh look. It also lets me channel my creative side into jewelry styling. Usually, I live by less is more, but this is the one time where more is really more." Next up, the six style staples my mom, grandma, and I all share .
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createdbyangels · 4 years
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Sassy is FIVE!
Welp, the girl child turned 5.  It was almost a month ago but she is still, as of today, telling people several times a week that she had a birthday and is five now.  So it’s still news around here.
Here was my FB post on her birthday:
Five. I told a friend today that five feels so much like "big kid" 😭 This is the year we send her off to kindergarten. I just can't. Not pictured...shopping as Elsa to pick out presents from Grandma and Papa ("I think everyone will think there is a REAL princess here"). She looked at EVERY ITEM on the shelves. (I HATE shopping, guys) A sprinkle doughnut, painting a little Elsa jewelry box with friends, park time, more friend time at home (she was stoked to have her friends with us all day!!), the library, a movie, pepperoni pizza and daddy found the moon in the telescope before she went to bed! And Corbin came down early this morning to make sure we had put balloons on her chair and to write her a note ("Happy birthday Savannah!!! I will do the silverware for you" 😍😍) He did her part of unloading the dishwasher for her. On this day 5 years ago one of my first questions after she FINALLY joined us in the delivery room was, "Definitely a girl??" Yup. Definitely. And definitely MY girl. Happy birthday my Savannah. We are all on our toes with you around and we wouldn't want it any other way.
Savannah’s personality is SO BIG.  I often find myself telling people while we are out, “She’s a lot” with a sigh or an eye roll.  Mostly because she is twirling and being loud or roaming around or just absolutely not listening to me.  Corbin was so compliant.  Don’t get me wrong, he can be very difficult, but when we are out he follows the rules, stays close to me and doesn’t cause a ruckus.  Today in Kohl’s, Savannah lagged behind, sat on a giant sloth plush toy while I walked away, yelled, “NO!” at least twice, climbed up on the base of a mannequin while asking why "That lady doesn’t have a head?!” and continued reading a book across the checkout line while I called no few than 5 times for her to come back over to me.  And that was AFTER the incident earlier in the day when we got home and she threw such a massive fit because I didn’t wait for her to check the mail (she came inside and took off her coat and shoes KNOWING we were about to walk to the mailbox) that she stomped outside to the edge of the street and SCREAMED, “I DON’T LIKE YOU!!!” for the whole neighborhood to hear.  And then went in the bathroom and unrolled the rest of the toilet paper on to the ground “because she was mad”.  (She spent QUITE a while learning how one cleans up TP that has been unrolled from the roll....)  So yeah.  She’s A LOT.
But.  I’ve been reading a lot about how the words you use to describe your children has such a massive impact on them.  I’ve always known that.  In my brain.  But my heart is taking notice.  I don’t want her to think that she is too much for us to handle or is a nuisance.  He massive personality is going to be one of her biggest strengths.  It is our job to help her learn how to reign it in when necessary.  But also to encourage her to be herself.  Not mentioned above is how she delighted the couple ahead of us in line at Kohl’s by telling them, “I just had my birthday and I’m 5!” as they told me about their spunky kid who is now 25.  Or how in Food Lion the other day she, unprompted, told an employee at the check out, “I love your skirt”  She is unfiltered.  Which means, at 5, we get the inappropriate right along with the sweet, beautiful and hilarious.  Hopefully the filter will come. But I also have zero concerns that she will be bullied or taken advantage of. She won’t have any of that now and I’m certain she won’t have any of that ever.  It took me about 27 years to find that voice.  I hope she doesn’t lose that voice.  
So.  Moving on to more facts about Sassy (aka Van Van, aka Sassums, aka Van Van Q-zles”, she is in Ms. LaShauna’s 4 year old preschool class at APPLESeeds preschool.  This is her last year there - kindergarten starts in July 2020!  I can’t believe it.  She does Kidokinetics this year again (this year it’s Mondays...she stays an extra 45 minutes after school ends and does a sports related activity with Coach John)  A friend who observed her after school one day called her “The Mayor of preschool” .... it’s hilarious because it’s true.  There are kids from 2-5 in this preschool and since she started at 2, kids of all ages have known her.  I know that, at 2, that is likely because her name was ALWAYS being called for some reason 😂  And is probably still somewhat the case now.  But she is also just very social and loves to talk to everyone in her presence. So on this particular day apparently several (a lot) of the kids and parents who walked by her that afternoon (she was staying for Kidokinetics so I wasn’t there) said goodbye to her by name.  She has also developed a habit of calling someone in each of her circles “bestie” (there is one at gymnastics and at least one at preschool) .It’s so funny to hear things like that out of her mouth.  She sounds like a teenager and it’s weird.  
She just finished her 2nd season in soccer and is actually pretty good.  She scored at least one goal in nearly every game.  She shockingly also loved the social aspect of the whole experience. I take her to Sonshine Gymnastics Tuesday mornings for an hour of gymnastics.  She wanted to go back after doing dance last year.  She likes them both but has gotten really into gymnastics again.  It will be interesting to figure out how we are going to do an activity for both kids once she is in school and her things also have to become after school activities.  We’ll cross that bridge once we come to it.
Her favorite colors are pink and purple, she loves to watch Fancy Nancy, T.O.T.S., Puppy Dog Pals, Disney movies and recently, this slightly annoying show on Netflix called Masha and the Bear (which also has a few spin offs).  There are worse things.  She LOVES movies and we’ve see a ton considering her age.  She can sit through a movie better than Corbin can at this point.  Especially if she also has popcorn and M&Ms.
Favorite foods are pretty standard - mac and cheese, grilled cheese, fruit,  But she is also a great eater when it comes to veggies - she loves avocado, broccoli, sweet potatoes, carrots and ranch and spinach.  She does NOT love several of the meals I make right now - mostly to be difficult I think.  She complains when I make chicken .. (have you met me...we only eat chicken and turkey around here) but loves mashed potatoes and generally loves the veggie.  Except peas.  She doesn’t like peas.  Or beans for that matter.  She can THROW DOWN on some sweets.  Gets that honestly.
She gets motion sickness in the car if she reads/colors, gets super dizzy when she spins, isn’t afraid of heights or most anything dare-devil like, loves board games and card games, is super at playing pretend and loves to put on shows for us that involve singing and dancing routines.
For all my comments about how she is a lot (she IS a lot) I honestly don’t know what I’d do with a mild mannered girl.  We are both passionate and we get each other.  Even though sometimes (a lot of times) that involves screaming or being super frustrated).  It’s always cliche’ but I genuinely can’t believe she is 5.  We have 2 big kids.  And in 8 months we’ll have 2 ELEMENTARY kids.  Sometimes I feel like I’m counting the minutes until she is in school full time but I also recognize that we only have a little bit of full time left together.  And the sadness about how big she is (how big both of them are) is very real.  But, all part of life.  Onward to the year of five!
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Princess pancake breakfast at Mason Jar Tavern
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Day at the NC State Fair
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Her 3s preschool teacher Ms. Beth
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(Out of order/Holly Fest and Halloween)
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Amtrak ride to Durham
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Fairy garden party
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3 Bears Acres for mommy’s birthday
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Stuck a pebble in her ear at camp...had to go to the dr to have it removed
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First time having a friend sleep over
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Myrtle Beach
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Spent her birdthday with Jonah and Farrah
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Corbin made her a shrink ray worker (after not letting her go anywhere near his homemade shrink ray for a long time)
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Corbin wrote her a birthday note saying he would unload the silverware for her (that is her AM chore)
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Crazy Glaze for her bday activity
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Scarecrow at school
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Fuquay festival
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Top Five Dating Tips For Guys Who Want a Second Date
Understanding when what to text a girl to make her want you and what to textual content a girl you just met appears to be yet another a type of things that so many guys battle with through the preliminary levels of the relationship game. There's this fashionable rule on the market which says it is best to wait two to 3 days before you textual content or name a lady. I say it is best to fully ignore that tired rule and set your self apart from the lots. You should text or name her the identical day or night time. The actual fact of the matter is that a woman would possibly forget who you are and then you definately run into those awkward textual content messages like, "who is that this what to text a girl you just met last night?
I sometimes text a girl the same day once I get her quantity with something humorous or playful like this: "This can be a VIP quantity, store with care - Sebastian." Your texts shouldn't be coming from a needy place. In case you text a woman proper read more on wikipedia hereafter you just met her with something like, "How are you?" or "It was good to fulfill you", it shows no character; that's what each different guys she has given her number to will send her. What I like to do is textual content them something attention-grabbing or humorous that occurred to me that day.
Okay, so you've got the girl's quantity and she has received your preliminary text. The next step is to just be gentle and flirty. Simply assume that she likes you even when she doesn't. Most of the time, this will work in your favor. Keep away from using a whole lot of "lol's" or "haha's" and don't over use emoticons. All three of those are OKAY to make use of sparingly so long as you're not using them from a place of insecurity. Here's a good rule to go by: in case you're using them more than she is, you then're in all probability utilizing them too much.
When I speak to a girl who I am all for, I are typically very mild, playful and really flirty. By the identical token, after I text a girl I try to convey that very same enjoyable and sexual character. Here is Social Network If she's responding effectively to the flirty texting banter, then discover out when she's free and go for the meet-up. If it is still early in the day, go for the meet-up that night.
If she does not reply that enthusiastically to your texts, just finish it and say it's a must to go and that you will name her in a bit. Clearly, this process will not work all the time; realizing what to text a girl you simply met will likely be barely totally different every time. If she would not agree to fulfill up with you the first time, don't just delete her quantity. She could genuinely be busy. Hit her up in a couple of days. If she nonetheless does not reply, hit her up in every week. Typically a bit persistence can go a long way however from this point on, simply text her once in a while until it turns into fairly clear that it simply will not work out or she flat out tells you to move on.
When trying to figure out what to textual content a lady you like, there are 7 pitfalls that you must take into account. Most guys screw up their chances of attracting a woman by committing one or more of those 7 mistakes, but after you learn this article, you will never be certainly one of them.
Deadly Girl Texting Pitfall #1: Don't Attempt To Impress Her Through Text
Do not attempt to write a bunch of things about your self that you just think is going to impress her. Save the lengthy war tales, accomplishment checklist, and common DHV's (demonstrations of higher worth) for while you two are face-to-face or on the phone.
The purpose of texting is to flirt, construct consolation, and be playful. Writing lengthy messages that boast about yourself won't only not impress her, however it'll make you seem insecure.
Lethal Girl Texting Pitfall #2: Do not Write Super Long Text
This guidelines ties in with the final one. Bear in mind, the person who invest the most effort into the texts is the one that's most invested in the interaction. By writing tremendous lengthy text to her, you are only displaying that you are overly invested in her and that often comes off as needy.
Attempt to keep your texts brief and concise. The impression you are trying to sub-talk visit is that you're a busy guy who nearly don't have time to textual content her.
Deadly Girl Texting Pitfall #three: Don't Ask Too Many Boring Questions
She is use to guys asking her every kind of generic questions so you definitely do not want to come off as simply one other man. Plus too many questions are annoying.
As an alternative, phrase your questions in a extra attention-grabbing manner. For instance, as an alternative of, "Hey, what's up?" you possibly can say, "Hey brat, what are you doing...besides obsessing about me? lol
Lethal Woman Texting Pitfall # 4: Keep away from Slangs, Abbreviations, Or Misspellings With Overseas Ladies
If the lady is foreign and would not communicate perfect English, attempt no to use any slangs or abbreviations that might confuse her. Be a bit of extra fundamental and to the point.
Lethal Lady Texting Pitfall # 5: Don't Multi-Tread Your Text Messages
Numerous guys will ask multiple questions in the same text like, "What are you doing tonight? Oh, btw, how's was work?"
That is known as multi-treading and what often finally ends up occurring is that girl will respond to the last question and fourth date tips for guys ignore the first one. And if the first question is something important, properly you then're just out of fortunate.
So don't multi-tread. Wait till she answer your first query before asking the second. Simply bear in mind to keep your generic questions to a minimum.
Lethal Girl Texting Pitfall # 6: Be Positive To Sign Your Identify In The First Textual content That You Send Her
If the girl didn't save your identify on her telephone she won't know who you might be, so be sure you signal your identify at the end. You may additionally wish to add a bit descriptor of yourself like, "Joe from the live performance.
By doing this it avoid the awkward "Who is this?" what to text a girl on tinder text that may kill a number of the momentum.
Deadly Woman Texting Pitfall # 7: Avoid Utilizing Too Many Capitalization
Excessive caps and punctuations like exclamation marks and query marks could make your messages appear overly first text message to a girl excited. This can come of as needy, so try to keep the caps and heavy punctuation to a minimum.
A variety of guys do not know what to textual content a woman after they first meet her. Most guys use common secure language, making her not need to continue the conversation. What they're lacking is that it really is not exhausting to stand out just that little bit to realize her consideration. Not only that, however this can be performed with out the usual Pick Up Artist (PUA) strains. My purpose is so that you can be genuine, preserve your energy and make her desire what you must provide, not trick her into "falling" for you.
After I consider learn how to textual content a lady I keep in mind tons of little suggestions and methods that I take advantage of get the conversation flowing. Listed below are a couple of things that will help you get you moving in the right path!
Cocky, humorous date tips for guys texting
That is an old-fashioned PUA routine and it does work. Nevertheless, I would love you to adapt the style a bit. The misunderstanding is that Cocky = Jerk this is not the case. Unfortunately, jerk does work however you actually aren't going to be ok with your self or make many true connections this way. Remember, women are people too.
Being humorous is killer and including a little bit of cockiness is brilliant. Why? As a result of it communicates that you are strong, that you don't want approval. I can't tell you what number of instances I've had girls give me hell over this. For example:
Anna: God, you're so full of yourself
Me: Thank you, so comfortable what to say to a girl on the phone you seen
Anna: You realize that is not very enticing
Me: After all it's! It is as attractive as that dress you wore last Friday
Anna: Cannot consider you brought up the dress, it was a DARE
Me: I'm not the one what to say to a cute girl on facebook that put it on!
Anna: Gonna make you wear it subsequent time
Me: Only if this is a private factor
Anna: sounds attention-grabbing...
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This interplay was not super aggressive but it surely was cocky since I did not again down and it was funny playful because we brought up the costume. The important thing to this interaction was not apologizing Mr. Nice Guy what to say to a girl after she said "you realize that's not engaging." This simply will not be true and is the equal of her saying "you being so good-looking would not make me like you more," lies... all lies...
Purposely misunderstanding in a textual content
What to text a woman? Purposely misunderstanding is a blast. I like this simply because it is humorous and cute. It communicates to a girl that you're fairly smart and it makes them should think in loops to maintain up with you. Everyone seems to be drawn to intelligence and when you can text with humor, you have killed two birds with one stone. Think about her being impressed along with your thoughts AND feeling great as a result of she is laughing. Stunning...
Example:
Anna: Going out with Rachel tomorrow
Me: You're going out with Rachel? I assumed you had been strait?
Anna: Shut up dork
Me: It all is smart now, the short hair, the bad perspective
Anna: Didn't I tell you to shut it!
Me: Hehehe!
This is pretty tame but it nonetheless illustrates the point. Purposely misunderstanding is simply check more info for us here so much fun however strive not to use it too much. Overuse makes it a bit tedious and obnoxious.
Getting your 'text sport' proper is crucial to progress the interaction between you and a girl you want. One dodgy joke she does not get or an accidental demonstration of 'neediness' and you find yourself starring at your phone all day questioning why she hasn't replied. Sound acquainted? Then in fact, you make the error of texting back right away readily accepting her lame apology of "Sorry I haven't replied, haven't checked my telephone all day"... yeah right! Should you're struggling to determine 'what to textual content a lady', you shouldn't neglect to figure out 'the right way to text a girl'. Let's deal with both of those points...
Firstly, let's take a look at how one can textual content a lady you like:
# You must all the time have a goal. Whether or not it's demonstrating that you're a excessive-worth alpha male, building consolation between the 2 of you, entertaining the both of you, qualifying her to show that you just're checking to see if she is the appropriate girl for you (not the opposite means round), or simply arranging to meet up. If you have no goal; do not textual content her. You are texting to satisfy your objective, that is it.
Secondly, we'll take a look at what to text a lady you like:
# Ideally, you wish to textual content her one thing she will be able to't assist however reply to. Don't forget, your texts must match your purpose. For example, if you're trying to exhibit your excessive value, you possibly can ship one thing alongside the strains of "I simply made you check your phone for no motive!... Seems like I've got you in check:)" This kind of message portrays confidence, a little bit of cocky-humorous, and that you just're up for having a joke along with her and teasing her.
Another good method when choosing what to textual content a woman you like is to make use of 'callback-humour'. This is when you discuss one thing that happened between the two of you, or perhaps use a nickname you've got given her. For instance, "How many favourite 'insert nickname' doing immediately?
Maybe, it's worthwhile to construct comfort with the woman you want, as a result of you don't know one another that well. Ship something like "You will not believe the dream I had final night time!"...then just elaborate and improvise.
Whichever angle you choose to play, remember that deciding what to textual content the girl you like is each an artwork and a science. Your artwork comes in the form of improvisation and creativity; be unique and tailor your texts to your real life eventualities. The science comes from the formulation of deciding upon your objective for texting her, and write your messages accordingly.
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