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#its called overdamtic Bisexual Syndrome and theyre both terminally afflicted
itsallavengers · 4 years
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May Parker listening to Tony Stark as he sits on her couch and cries bc Steve's hand brushed his three days ago and the untamed vulnerable longing is too much for him apparently: you know this is why the world hates gays
Tony: shut the fuck up Pepper said she had a thing for bad girls and then the next night you shaved your whole eyebrow off
May: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A COOL SLIT BUT MY HANDS WERE SHAKING TOO MUCH AND YOU REFUSED TO HELP FUCK YOU
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