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gammacousin · 1 year
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Jennifer Walters: “Thanks for helping me break up with John.”
Bruce Banner: “Commence operation, Scarring Emotional Pain.”
John Jameson III: “Hey Jen!”
Jennifer Walters: “Heyyy. I wanted to talk-.”
Bruce Banner: “You are doing great, I repeat, you are doing great.”
John Jameson III: “I was beginning to think you forgot today was my birthday.”
Bruce Banner: “You are the devil, I repeat, you are the devil. I’m out, Jen. If he is anything like me he is going to cry. A lot.”
Jennifer Walters: *muttering* “I can’t live in a lie!”
Bruce Banner: “You lie all the time!”
John Jameson III: “Of course it’s your special day too. Our 6 month anniversary. Wait here, I have something for you.”
Bruce Banner: “Have you a heart of stone, woman?!”
Jennifer Walters: “Help me.”
Bruce Banner: “Do not let him bring out gifts!”
Jennifer Walters: “AND it’s a puppy.”
Mrs. Jameson: “Jenny!”
Bruce Banner: “We have engaged multiple hostiles!”
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gammacousin · 2 years
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gammacousin · 3 years
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John Jameson lll: “A hug?!?”
Jennifer Walters: “Yes! A hug! Did you ever thinking of hugging me you big jerk?!”
John Jameson lll: “It’s hard to hug someone who is trying to kill you!”
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gammacousin · 2 years
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So what are Jennifer and John's daughter's powers are like?
She has yellow eyes that glow when experiencing extreme emotions and has yet to master control over her abilities.
I have two whole stories about it if you want lol.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/27570787
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28857840
I feel a need to preface that Lucy is in no way canon, this is just my original character under the umbrella that Jen and John are married (for however long that lasts) and they have a daughter out of that relationship.
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gammacousin · 2 years
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Lucile: “Jessica is coming over and I’m going to ask her out so please don’t embarrass me-.”
Jennifer: “I don’t embarrass you!”
Lucile: “No puns, no jokes-.”
Jennifer: “So if I started singing ‘Jessie’s Girl’?”
Lucile: “Please don’t. That song is so old-.”
Jennifer: “It’s not THAT old…You always pick on me, I’d add to the ambiance-.”
Lucile: “Mom.”
Jennifer: *snorting* “Wait! Did I ever tell you the one about the disco ball? It’s actually funny, you’ll like it. So a disco ball walks into a bar, and he says…”
Lucile: *groaning* “…Mom.”
John: “Evening family. What are we talking about?”
Lucile: “Hey dad! You should take mom out tonight. She wants to go to that three course dinner place and to see that new 2 and a half hour movie that just came out with ice cream after!”
Jennifer: “No! Your daughter is just embarrassed by my existence.”
John: *to Lucy* “…she’s telling dad jokes again, isn’t she?”
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gammacousin · 3 years
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John Jameson lll: “You’re right! I shouldn’t have hired the band, I’m sorry but I was in love! And when you’re in love? Everything sounds like beautiful music.”
Jennifer Walters *fuming*: “JOHN!”
John Jameson lll: “Like that! That sounds like the angels are singing.”
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