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Season 2, Episode 12 - Return of the Overlord
More! Shit! Keeps! Happening!
[21:12] DJ turn it up but the problems don’t stop, tonight we’re gonna find out why this goes on, tick tock on the clock but is it junk we wanna kno-o-o-w? Kno-o-o-w?
[21:07] uHHHH
[20:52] (the machine’s) a deadly lazer~
[20:40] it’s not even that epic! what the fuck was the point? how is the Garmatron meant to be more evil than everything else?
[20:12] Oh, god. Nya.
[19:49] I’M SORRY THEY’RE GOING TO CHUCK THE EVIL GOOP ON NYA WHAT THE FUCK
[19:21] :’(
[19:00] God, I’m really worried for Nya. I know she’ll get out of this somehow, but it’s a matter of what happens to her before she does.
[18:30] alright team let’s get ready for what’s coming
[17:59] LET’S GO GANG, LET’S GO!
[17:41] It’s… it’s empty.
[17:24] bird friend!!! what news do you bring the team
[17:13] Huh.
[16:41] Uh-oh. What’s going on with Doctor what’s-his-name over there?
[16:18] I guess we’re splitting up now.
[15:50] big Oof
[15:37] ummm I think Nya’s flying around above you guys?
[15:10] Impact!
[15:07] Ouch! Also, evil spinjitsu, that’s what she’s doing?
[14:55] UMMMMM WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
[14:40] Oh. OUCH.
[14:11] fucking dance puns.
[14:03] UMMMMM??????????
[13:47] Quality fucking died on me when the Garmatron was first revealed but now I can see it properly and it looks so dumb djdjdjdjd
[12:59] Huh! What a fucked up family reunion, yeah?
[12:30] Holy shit, this is fucked up for what really is an over the top typical villain. Like… he doesn’t want to do this, at all, does he? He just thinks he does, he feels he has to, because of the eeviiiiil in his bloood. And that’s just fucked, isn’t it?
[12:08] Like, this kind of thinking is destructive. It’s the no-other-way mentality that’s driving this, and it’s not a healthy one for ANYONE to have.
[11:21] Father versus son.
[10:39] If that’s only the WARM UP…
[10:33] UHM.
[10:15] ASCEND LLOYD. FUCKING END THIS.
[10:09] oof
[9:56] Oh, big oof
[9:42] Why hasn’t “non-damaging elemental use” not come up before?
[9:15] Back to Ninjago, and huh. That’s not fun.
[8:33] he’s betraying you, garmadon… shocker…
[8:22] OH LORD THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL.
[8:03] HMHMH???? WHAT THE FUCK
[8:00] you’re becoming a furry :pensive:
[7:47] I said he was becoming a furry as a joke but uh
[7:38] I’m sorry I’m not more scared by this I think the furry comments killed the tension
[7:15] LET’S. GO. NINJA. LET’S. FUCKING. GO.
[6:35] Goddammit. Ninjago City’s been through SO MUCH. Lay off it a little, why won’t you?
[5:56] Dareth wasn’t a good idea in the first place can you just retire the character oh my god
[5:13] Alright, Lloyd. Let’s do this, kid.
[4:56] oh my fucking god he fucking dead
[4:41] huh. it’s goblet of fire’s finale all over again.
[4:26] (lego) Jesus christ, how the fuck do you go about killing this dude.
[4:18] MUUUUUUuuuuUUUUM, Lloyd’s almost died again.
[3:57] He took his hood off! He’s showing his face!
[3:04] uHHHHHHHH
[2:57] OUCH. FUCKING OUCH. HOW HASN’T HE BROKEN ANYTHING
[2:37] Insert evil, right in the forehead,
[2:35] ooorrrr the ship. When did the Bounty get here?
[2:04] To Ninjago City it is, then, huh?
[1:30] Well, isn’t this mildly depressing?
[1:22] Oh, thank god. Lloyd’s okay.
[1:12] (Lloyd, clearly exhausted, woke up from being knocked out because his possessed dad yeeted him halfway across the beach) “Did… did I win?”
(Wu at full volume, blunt as he can be) “No.”
[1:11] Well, he closed it off with a “but you’re alive” so it’s fiiine.
[0:59] And, welp, I jinxed it. Me at [2:57], we’ve jinxed it! His leg is fuuucked.
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Season 2, Episode 6 - Wrong Place, Wrong Time
This is the time travel episode, yeah? I think I had a nervous breakdown thinking through the timeline for another certain piece of media featuring both Legos and time travel. Is this gonna happen again? I hope not.
[21:21] I’m watching this directly after Child’s Play so the whole “Well, Lloyd sure fucking grew up” thing is quite fresh. I’m sueing the writers for making me feel things because i’m sorry WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST LOST THE REST OF HIS CHILDHOOD ARE YOU JOKING
[21:14] (older Lloyd shows up on screen) welp! this is going to be very painful till i adjust
[20:57] djdjdjdd hahahha ajshhry i’m going to fucking die before i get through this episode. Lloyd being older is unsettling. he’s the kid of the team. this shouldn’t be happening
[20:30] Especially the vocal dissonance I’m getting here. His VA is probably trying her (I think he’s initially voiced by a woman, yeah? Because I know that happens often with young boys in animation) best but it’s weird hearing that kind of… younger voice on a kinda almost adult body
[20:24] bird! friend! it’s the friend who’s a bird!
[20:18] Oi! When did they manage to repair Ourabo… ros…. ????
[19:56] Weeelp.
[19:36] Wu just fucking… teleports
[19:35] Right in front of his brother, no less!
[19:26] LLOYD JUST COVERED THE MEGAWEAPON IN ICE, HELL YEAH!
[19:14] And Garmadon’s run off. Goddammit.
[18:58] Welp. Time for alternate timeline antics!
[18:33] Time to go after Garmadon, I suppose.
[18:03] LLOYD WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN’T FEEL YOUR HANDS I CAN’T DO THIS AGAIN
[17:35] Oh. We’re at Kai’s parents’ place?
[16:56] i’m a goddamn fool for not watching the pilots.
[16:19] HHHHHH ~I REGRET EVERYTHING~
[16:16] WELP
[16:07] well he’s right in front of you! you failed to think it through lads. nice job.
[15:48] NIIICE JOB.
[15:30] IN COMES TH EKSEKLRJTEAWEEL
[14:50] Welp. Let’s do some skele-fighting!
[13:24] The skeletons know now, but the past!Kai doesn’t. Whoops.
[13:12] WELP LLOYD’S BEEN BACK TO THE FUTURED
[12:34] FUCKING PULLED A CHORD THERE, ZANE. REALLY GOT JAY GOING.
[12:15] uhhh blunt much
[12:08] can’t you think of any reason kai would join up aside from what happened in the canon timeline orrr
[11:55] NYA ONCE AGAIN YOU’RE A LIFE-SAVER. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU DESERVE SO MUCH MORE CREDIT THAN YOU GET
[11:10] Oh, wait. The Garmadon here’s the main timeline’s Garmadon aka Our Garmadon. Alright, I understand now.
[10:50] Oh, the old dojo. It’s been a while, huh.
[10:37] (Kai, about the alternate Kai) “Oh, I’m worthless!” what a mood
[10:00] Welp. When one party can’t kidnap for shit, the other has to do it for ‘em.
[9:34] Time! To! Kidnap!
[9:10] EDJFJFGJERW
[9:05] Well, you’ve just given the past you a heart attack!
Honestly, though. It’d certainly be an interesting AU if this was rewritten from the alternate ninja’s pov. Like, hey, guess what, newbies! The future versions of you have been dragging you along down their own path as so save their own timeline!
Wait a minute.
[8:45] WELP THAT’S ALSO YOU.
[8:37] Man, the amount of times characters can be loud and also very bright in colour and still not get recognized.
[8:01] LIKE THIS IS FUCKING WIILD
[7:34] The timeline’s been mildly unfucked, but at what cost?
[6:08] I don’t think I’ve seen double armed Garmadon and I think he only gained the extra pair in season 1, right? So this is gonna be interesting.
[5:45ish] (past Garmadon) “I don’t understand… I… you have four arms.”
[5:30] My overemotionalness working with my apathy:
[5:15] ~mama mia, here we go again~
[4:19] Well. This is ONE way to see what happened in the pilot.
[3:52] Garmadon fucked with the timeline too. FUCK.
[3:39] Well, this is fuuun.
[3:31] Look, the timeline is pretty much fucked. Might as well do something while you can, so that’s the right idea.
[3:05ish] (our Kai wielding the flame sword, with alt!Kai raising his arms behind him) “I guess I have four arms too!”
[2:57] Good that this is turning out not to be the fucking nightmare that TLM2 was. I mean… TLM2 is the nightmare version of *THIS* as this released first, but yeah.
[2:18] MEGAWEAPON V MEGAWEAPON LET’S FUCKING BRAWL
[1:44] can we get an F for the megaweapon
[1:13] yay! timeline unfucked!
[0:49] oh goddammit this timeline was altered too. does this mean that we’ve essentially lost the og timeline? only retaining the og four ninja? does this mean everyone elses memories were altered, what’s happening
[0:21] what the fuck just happened
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Season 2, Episode 11 - The Last Hope
Jeez. If this is the last hope, then we’ll be relying on it a lot over the rest of this show with seasons in the double digits, huh?
[21:11] Man, that clock’s going to end soon, huh?
[20:50] Welp, is this… what’s its name again? The Overlord? Is it going to call Garmadon out for DARING to NOT WANT TO MURDER HIS SON? I get you don’t do feelings, sentient voice, but c’mon.
[20:29] AaaaaND back to the ninja! Who I guess are just kinda chilling rn
[20:12] jdjdjdd
[20:07] puns! also Cole remains in his position of Just Very Fucking Buff
[19:54] ~and our Witty Quips,
[19:38] I get that Wu has a point, but god, what a buzzkill.
[19:29] Bird! Bird! Bird! The bird’s being fixed, hallelujah!
[19:16] Let’s go, Falcon, let’s go!
[19:04] oi! Cole, watch what you’re aiming at! Least Zane’s there quick enough???
[19:00] agreed on the reflexes thing. I…. I probably would’ve been that crying cat photo if it got shot down aGAIN by Cole.
^^^ referring to THAT one. There’s a lot of crying cat pics.
[18:30] god I love the sibling dynamics in the group. god, like, everyone feels… like, despite how wild this show is, the characters get along really well and support each other and feel like they have like, (referring to the general, mainly platonic sense) chemistry?
[18:19] Uh, okay. No dad-fighting after all?
[17:57] okaaay i guess we gotta do more lorrreee
[17:46] How do you know if the clock WILL stop, Wu? It could simply keep going.
[17:41] please tell Jay what bequeathed- wait I can do that
volia! now you know what it means
man I should not do all these photos at once
[17:29] But like, yeah. They’re right, how the hell are they gonna do all that
[16:47] and cut to our villains, who are… prepping defences, what have you
[16:21] hey will the evil glowy orb just shut up
it issss not your motives i questioon….. but-chur resolllveeeee…….
[16:03] god the soldiers are just watching this all go down. drama… live
[15:44] Shit. Misako’s turned herself in for this. This is the first time I think we’re going to see Misako and Garmadon interact… how is this going to blow over?
[15:39] I mean, “handed” herself in. The ninja are posing as soldiers.
[15:34] the braincell... where is it
[15:32] gUYS GUYS GUYS… FIND YOUR BRAINCELL AND NOTICE THIS IS LOOKING REALLY SUS RIGHT NOW
[15:27] ...no. that’s not going to work.
[15:25] how do the VAs record this without either groaning into their palms or laughing at how dumb they sound oh my goddd
[15:22] and no braincells were found that night
[15:07] that did NOT work. and so she’s being taken away anyhow
[14:47] welp, let’s see how this goes down
[14:24] back to the ninja, who i guess are practicing their quips now
(Zane) “It’s *ice* to meet you!”
[14:11] uhhhh just go, guys
[14:06] (Subtitles) [NINJAS SPEAKING GIBBERISH] man you can see where they just gave up
[13:59] Christ, Garmadon. You’re going to hold your wife at swordpoint?
[13:31] GARMADON WE ALL KNOW YOU’RE LYING THROUGH YOUR PROBABLY UNNATURAL AMOUNT OF TEETH
[13:19] and he takes the helmet off!
[13:18] girofjjjjjjhy HIS HAIR… DESPERATELY NEEDS A GOOD BRUSH IT GOT… ALL KINDS OF MESSED UP UNDER HIS HELMET, HUH
[13:06] And now Garmadon’s made the proposition that Misako rule by him,
[13:05] so before we can see an answer, we cut back to the ninja.
[12:46] guys PLEASE cut out speaking English when you’re around these guys, why haven’t you realised this already
[12:28] Huh. It is a pretty big cannon.
[12:23] COLE I BEG OF YOU PLEASE FIND THE TEAM’S BRAINCELL AND USE IT
(casts hand over the ninja) i love you all but you are being so dumb
[12:18] F.
[12:13] welp, you’re ditched the disguises, huh
[12:05] let’s! fight! and! make! bad! puns!
[11:50] okay they’ve found the braincell and now are using it for puns. ain’t that how it be
[11:31] Oh. Misako’s going to make a run for the helmet, huh?
[10:57] alright boys let’s do some more fighting, because this is like… half the advertised draw of the show
[10:32] pre-emptive Ouch.
[10:30] Ouchhh.
[10:09] Kai is now the current Mood as he just fucking blasts the ground with fire from his fire sword out of frustration
[10:06] that… didn’t work tho
[10:03] oh god. right in the head
[9:51] Nya! She came to save your asses! Once again, I will state that I love her so much she’s just so great
[9:42] bord!!!
[9:01] djjfjdjd
[8:58] (Nya, fairly casually in this situation (being chased underground) when Jay jokingly puts on the helmet) “If that helmet turns you evil we’re kicking you out.”
[8:39] welp!
[8:02] guys you better fucKINg sPEED UP
[7:32] and they’re being shaken
[7:26] God, that thing’s STRONG.
[7:06] OH SHIT. LLOYD.
[6:56] This is it, then, isn’t it?
[6:28] alright, somebody has to strike first.
[6:07] Lloyd *can’t* do it.
[5:12] Alright, let’s (probably not) stop the clock!
[4:36] SHIIIT
[4:11] C’mon Cole. I understand you wouldn’t be the like, nimblist guy of the team but you’ve really gotta go
[3:52] nice job, butterfingers
[3:16] Wait, they actually stopped it?
[3:07] nooope
[2:40] honestly I’m part thankful the music is still there over the horns. it’d be downright scary if it was just the droning of the horns and nothing else.
[2:27] shit’s breaking!
[2:09] welp
[1:40] this isn’t going too well…
[1:37] GUYS PLEASE STOP FIGHTING
[1:10] Oh god. Oh god.
[0:47] Oh, thank you bodiless voice. Garmatron. You couldn’t have thought of a better name? You pathetic voice? Who can’t do shit because you DON’T EVEN HAVE A BODY FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW YOU DON’T DESERVE THE INFLUENCE YOU HAVE, MR “I CAN’T EVEN PUN FOR CRAP”, ALRIGHT? Okay, I got that out of my system.
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Season 2, Episode 2 - Pirates vs. Ninja
this is… WILD.
[21:21] well then let’s get on go
[21:15] Oooh, sepia! Must be a flashback.
[21:02] Is this the ship we stayed in for most of S1? Huh. How’d it get in the desert?
[20:29] c’mon he’s CLEARLY drunk
[20:21] no-eyed Pete
[20:06] uh oH
[20:03] F
[19:33] “I see the student has become the teacher.” Yeah, Wu, you’ve only said that like a hundred times.
[18:47] Alright! Let’s find something that isn’t that craphole of an apartment!
[18:14] Like, hit me with some worldbuilding here. Is it common for people to just have dragons? Even in cities?
[17:28] djdjdj is wu gonna bust out some “simplest solution” nonsense or
[17:24] Cut to Garmadon. What DOES that staff do?
[17:03] what was that episode where for some goddamned reason one of Daenerys’ (?) dragons got shot out of the air, i never even followed GOT but this is what it reminded me of
[16:42] Garmadon, admit defeat here. Just take it out on whatever minion you threw in the dungeon for suggesting that you hurt your kid or something
[16:38] OUCH
[15:56] holy shit temper issues much
[15:27] Resurrection for Dummies 101
[14:49] welp, don’t trust this sleaze
[14:17] who the fuck is voicing this Dareth dude they either need the guillotine or an award
[14:00] djdjjd they’re (the citizens) all wrapped up in the idea that Garmadon’s solely responsible for saving the city that they don’t fucking CARE for the ninja
[13:08] and now Soto and his crew are back. huh
[12:11] i thought the infinity war memes were dead a while ago
[11:36] Welp, Soto’s reclaimed the ship.
[10:56] and now they can fly. dammit
[10:39] YOU BROKE THE DOJO LLOYD
[9:58] i’m tired of this Dareth dude
[9:14] goddammit Soto’s driven the ship into the city
[7:15] …
[6:38] You Are Now Pirates
[5:49] F
[5:12] And now they’re using mundane equivalents to their regular weapons! nice
[5:02] truly, the loss of a pirate’s feather is a source of great shame
[3:15ish] And now Garmadon’s gonna break out huh
[3:01] oooh! spinjitsu! nice job kid
[2:23] UH OH
[2:05] NYA!
[1:11] GODDAMMIT THE FATHER-SON NIGHTMARE CONTINUES
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Season 2, Episode 13 - Rise of the Spinjitzu Master
Well! Last of the season.
[21:11] This place is still a mess from the invasion of the stone army back in The Day Ninjago Stood Still, huh?
[20:55] In comes the eeeevil.
[20:40] Guys, you sure your ninja would come in such a dark cloud?
[20:21] It’s furry Garmadon!
[19:57] I am… so sick and tired of Dareth.
[19:10] There’s nobody here! Everyone’s fled!
[19:05] Oh man. They’re flooding the streets.
[18:45] Back to the Dark Island. Lloyd’s leg is out of action, and the rest are watching the destruction of Ninjago from afar.
[17:59] Man, we’re a bit lost, aren’t we?
[17:46] We’re desperate now, aren’t we?
[17:25] Lloyd don’t step on the broken leg, please.
[16:55] !!! Hell yeah! Good speech, kid!
[16:42] Bird! Friend! Best! Friend! Best! Bird!
[15:36] Huh?
[15:31] Man, this show loves them mechs, huh?
[14:58] (Lloyd) “...Nothing.” OOp, no, there’s something!
[14:30] Dragon! Baby! It’s the dragon, baby!
[13:46] Ah man, the place is Evil Now.
[13:02] That’s EVIL.
[12:48] Another dragon, but Bad.
[11:33] HE JUST BROKE THROUGH THE WALL SJDJDJ
[11:25] It’s only a mech wound!
[11:18] Man, if Lloyd’s grandfather is seeing this he’s going to be so disappointed.
[10:45] !!!
[9:13] I am… going to commit murder now…
[9:10] fucking… why. stop giving this guy plot relevance.
[9:08] oh my god wHYYYYY. this guy’s only redeeming feature is the fact he affects the bg music. which… he does not deserve
[9:03] really. *really.*
[9:01] this is the direction we’re going in now! okay!
[8:54] goddammit. god. fucking. dammit. man, i really should cool it with the swearing. it really takes the bite away.
[8:52] Well! This is happening now! I don’t like it, but it’s happening! Have a link to sum up my thoughts.
[8:50] I mean if he’s being useful he’s being useful so I guess that’s an upside question mark question mark question mark
[8:48] uuuGGGGHHHHHH WHY
[8:36] Well, an advantage is an advantage. Let’s go.
[8:20] okkkaaaay we’re getting that guy involved. this is not what i want but it’s what i’m getting. my mistake for watching this show honestly
[8:13] welp! Here we go
[8:03] I mean! He’s turning the tide of battle! Good on him, I guess!
[7:56] You Tried
Well, Nya’s just blasting the Stone Army off the side of the tower. Okay.
[7:44] Crrrap the dragon’s been hit. Look, I know it won’t die (mainly because it dies in S8 if I recall from what I’ve heard) but still. Poor babby :(
[7:35] Speaking of poor babbys, Lloyd’s not doing too great with the broken leg and all. I mean, he’s functional but Jay and Cole are helping him up the tower since… HE HAD HIS LEG BROKEN QUITE VIOLENTLY! POOR KID
[7:33] Welp! Cole’s been hit by the Dark Evil Shit
[7:26] Aw :(
[7:23] GUYS GET OUT OF THERE DON’T YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO NYA???
[7:19] welp!
[7:12] Oh no. This is just going to keep going.
[7:09] Jay threw Lloyd out of the way and took the hit. Ouch.
[6:51] Welp! They’ve still got their swords despite the whole being turned evil thing. That can’t be good.
[6:49] Zane’s staying back to hold the two turned ninjas back, so I think we know who’s being turned himself next.
[6:45] Oh! This isn’t a fun sibling reunion.
[6:41] ~mama mia, here we go again,~ and I guess Lloyd’s… SOMEHOW… going to get to the top. hopefully.
[6:30] JAY BROKE EVIL!NYA’S THING! HELL YEAH
[6:22] Well, say hello to your dad, Lloyd! Except he’s a dragon and not the good kind and also possessed because he sure hasn’t had enough of being forced to do evil shit against his will in his life yet!
[6:05] God, how is this going to pan out? Considering that Lloyd’s leg is broken.
[5:54] fuCKING POWER BLAST THE EVIL OFF HIM! LET’S DO THIS
[5:42] I’m sorry but the Overlord’s inhale sounded fucking hilarous. But ouch! that’s a lotta Fire
[5:31] LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT MY BOY GO!
[5:16] Oi! Who dunked him in gold paint? BUT ALSO AAAAAA MY BOY!!! IT’S MY BOY AND HE’S FUCKING POWERFUL!!!
[4:48] FUCKING DRAGON V DRAGON LET’S! GO!
[4:33] FUCKIGN1!!! GO!!! LET’S GO!!!!
[4:20] W-WAIT A MINUTE WAS ZANE TURNED TOO? I mean I guess Kai’s okay but OUCH
[4:19] LET’S DO THIS, LLOYD!
[3:53] THE SOUNDTRACK FUCKING SLAPS OH MY GOD. I CANNOT APPRECIATE THEM ENOUGH.
[3:45] oh! nightmare fuel!
[3:36] LLOYD??? HE GOT FUCKING EATEN
[3:34] OH HELL YEAH BABY!!!!
[3:15] FUCKING HELL YEAH!!!! NICE JOB LLOYD. I’M GOING TO BECOME YOUR MUM NOW
[3:07] Zoom in to Kai’s face. He’s the first to wake up. God, that fall must’ve hurt.
[3:03] Oh! Jay’s next to him.
[3:00] Nya!!!
[2:54] awwww :’’’’)
[2:50] awww!!! Man I love them Everyone Gets A Hug ending
[2:34] Well, that should answer your question on Lloyd’s whereabouts.
[2:10] Man. I love this show so much. Because I’ve already been heavily invested in other Lego media (coughs in the general direction of the Lego Movies, which are both super good and have provided me with many an existential crisis) before, I’ve gotten used to the concept of Lego main characters. Ninjago doesn’t dwell on the nature of their Legoness at all, though, but they do provide a large amount of genuinely funny, awesome, heartwarming and heart-wrenching moments. Whoever passes over the show due to the Lego nature of the characters is really missing out. Obviously, it’ll have its downfalls - but what show doesn’t? It’s a fun show with enjoyable characters, and if you don’t want to watch it because it’s *Lego*, I'll let you in on a secret.
You’re a fucking coward.
[2:07] And Lloyd seems a bit upset. Probably over the fact he feels he’s killed his dad.
[2:02] Except… he hasn’t.
[1:45] awww :’))
[1:21] (Jay) “You think we should dogpile him?” dhddjd
[1:09] (Cole) “I liked being a ninja! It’s not like we have any other skills.” God, what a mood
So! We’re done with season 2! Ain’t that a ride? Hopefully, Season 3 is even better!
Although Zane does die in that season.
I mean, that’s more of an emotional investment thing and not a generally quality related thing, so…
Hopefully it is! I really hope it is!
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Season 2, Episode 10 - Island of Darkness
Ah. Fuck.
[21:09] What do you see, Wu, what do you hear?
[21:03] Ah, fuck. It’s a stone army truck.
[20:55] Seems our ninja have made it to the Dark Island.
[20:35] Cole wants to fucking Fight and that’s valid
[20:30] Buuut, yeah. Zane’s right here. Like, how do you beat those guys? You’re just gonna get your ass kicked.
[20:01] Let’s get them powers!
[19:26] Oh, you read a lot in your spare time, dude with what books would tell you this???
[18:45ish] (Jay) “...Have you ever known us to veer from a plan?”
(Cut to Wu just… staring.)
[18:12] Honestly, this evil tent is pathetic. Can’t you make a better tent out of raw evil, guys? Really not aiding your style.
[17:19] Garmadon’s just going through a backlog of Evil Shit That Evil People Do, bless him
[16:32] Aw, christ. We’ve found the bird.
[16:15] Aw shit.
[15:45] Welp, Lloyd’s taking this well.
[15:40] uhhh maybe not THAT well
[15:00] huh.
[14:22] Really getting his ass kicked, huh?
[14:20] fucking F
[14:16] Lloyd!!! M’boy!!!!
[14:05] Misako!!!!
[14:00] sometimes your nephew and your brother’s wife who you have a crush on have to save your ass and that’s a-okay
[13:56] Lloyd!!!! He’s really taking advantage of his powers aaa!!!!
[13:26] Look, if you really think they’re going to find SHIT when they have to stay unnoticed you clearly don’t know them enough. They’re powerful but absolutely shit at the whole… I dunno, the NINJA thing??? The going unnoticed??? You literally buy their uniforms yourself you dingus, keep the colours to the highlights and mAYBE THEY CAN BE BETTER AT STAYING UNNOTICED YOU DINGUS
[13:20] (Cole, after Jay shouted loudly “Another tree!”) “Jay, how did you ever become a ninja, seriously?” jdfjisd I JUST SAID THAT
[13:14] Zane i’m so sorry but HOW HAVEN’T YOU BEEN NOTICED YET
[13:08] I swear, couldn’t have anyone specified wHERE the freaking… medallion thing I forgot it’s name overnight (I stopped so I could like… sleep between [14:22] and [14:20]) I dunno. Just like… what
[13:05] oh! there we go
[12:54] (Cole) “Jay, I take back everything I said. You’re a fine ninja. Not finer than me, but a fi-” jdjjd
[12:50] Zane’s got his bird back but at What Cost?
[12:41] GODDAMMIT.
[12:31] Look, if one of the ninja is about to possibly be killed, I don’t think SITTING AROUND IS GONNA DO MUCH FOR US KAI
[12:21] Inexplicable vehicle!
[12:17] GO GO GO GO GO
[11:59] AWWW they’re really regretting it now
[11:36] Garmadon’s got popcorn-- Where the hell did you get popcorn from?
[11:18] Guys THINK OF! A ! PLAN! HOOOOH MY GOD
[11:12] BG music’s turned to uhhhh electric… bass… guitar thingy I don’t even know, some Sick Riff and I just hope this plan’s going to work out because we’ve got a good 11 mins left
[11:07] UHHHH
[11:02] Using the planks as propellers! Nice!
[11:00] And now as surfboards…? Sure, why the hell not.
[10:50] Fucking master of plans on the fly
[10:34] Big Oof
[10:20] aw!
[10:00] I find it so funny how their determined faces are all just near identical >:) faces. Guys. Guys you need to BLINK
[9:34] And we’re on a car chase scene. Right.
[9:16] And now we’re going underground???
[9:14] AAAAnd back on the surface.
[8:56] As it turns out, your sister packed her mecha suit!
[8:35] I mean… not HERS.. but a similar one.
[8:28] Yeet! Them! Soldiers!
[8:02] Yeah, those guys just don’t stop because they can only even somewhat be brought down by your currently non-existent powers!
[7:53] The Boys have to hold on for dear life a lot, don’t they?
[7:27] This show, as I probably will state a lot over the course of this blog, is so fucking surreal when you step back a bit and think about it. A Lego stone army resurrected by an evil-world devouring snake’s venom in cars that can drive straight up a steep incline chasing after technicolour Lego ninjas, with four of them clinging onto a mecha suit that the fifth’s piloting, which was made by the fifth’s sister because she’s cool like that, and the mecha suit is somehow climbing up the incline as well to get to the Temple of Light so four out of the five ninja around the suit can get their powers back because the villain stole their power-granting weapons to kill the snake and then turn into a mega weapon, and that snake’s venom brought the Lego stone army to l
[7:23] And one of the soldiers has grabbed onto the mech’s leg! Okay.
[7:18] It got yeeted off, it’s fine
[7:03] It’s a miracle that nobody has fallen off at this point.
[6:54] (Jay, after stopping to catch his breath) *makes a sound that can only be rendered as hUUUAH* “-We’ve made it to the top!”
[6:42] Man, that stone army just keeps going.
[6:27] God, their mountain climbing skills are pushing my suspension of disbelief a bit.
I mean, it should’ve never existed considering everyone iS LEGO BUT WHATEVER DUDE
[6:22] I guess the Temple is up there?
[6:14] Why even is there a Temple of Light on the whole Evil Island place?
[5:59] ...it’s… it’s actually them?
[5:52] It *is*. How?
[5:46] OH THAT’S… THAT’S FUCKING W I I LD
[5:40] (Zane) “How could it all be here?”
(Lloyd, somehow confident in this?) “Destiny.” KID WHAT DO YOU MEAN DESTINY. THAT’S PRETTY FUCKING VAGUE. HOW DO YOU EVEN K NOW
[5:06] Time to Fucking Power Up, Lads
[4:36] Welp! Let’s hurry up with this before those stone dudes get here, huh?
[4:23] Okay, what now?
[4:20] lLLOOOK INTO THE LIIIGHT LLOYD, ASCEEEEENDDDDD
[4:10] hahhaa what even is going on
[4:01] Wait! New weapons!
[3:48] And uniforms! huh!
[3:36] ~you spin me ri- No? Wrong time?
[3:18] Woah! Long, jagged swords!
[3:10] HHHHH UUUHHH
[3:09] ah shit, he’s out
[3:02] Let’s go! Let’s go!
[2:45] alright boys leTS KICK ASS!!!
[2:28] Okay, that’s good, our Boys Have A Fighting Chance Now
[1:53] wAIT COLE ARE YOU- IS HE-
[1:51] HE’S MOONWALKING???? What the fuck even is this shoooow
[1:47] what even… this is fucking surreal even for THIS SHOW
[1:44] heE hEE
Hey, if any of you have seen The Good Place, remember in S3, like when Chidi had Jeremy Berimy explained to him and he said “This broke me.”??? THIS SHOW BROKE ME. I’M GOING TO WALK INTO SOME RANDOM SYDNEY IGA AND SHOVE AMERICAN LOLLIES INTO A SHOPPING CART BEC- okay I’m overreacting but still
[1:32] Alright! Weird golden dragon light power thing, let’s do thiiiis!
[1:26] aSCEND
[1:15] awww this is still such a fucking weird pairing
[1:07] Wait, what was my intro to the Tick Tock episode? It was a parody of Ke$ha’s Tik Tok, and like, I should bring it back?
[0:46] Welp. That weapon’s coming soon, huh?
[0:25] tick tock on the clock but the ultimate weapon’s ready so-o-o-oon, oh, soo-o-o-on,
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Season 2, Episode 8 - The Day Ninjago Stood Still
Oh. That’s a perfectly friendly, non-foreboding title that will indicate that in no way shit will hit the fan.
[21:21] I WAS BEING SARCASTIC I’M QUITE NERVOUS TO BE HONEST
[21:20] Opening on Scales’ tail. Hm.
[21:07] and after a good over ten seconds we witness that he’s fucking taken over the Serpentine operation! Well, alright.
[21:00] And he’s also found himself a crown. Alright.
[20:32] Okay, but I guess the Lego-folk in this universe ARE human. I guess that’s fine-ish, I mean, they’re written as basically that aside from the one time the writers sat back and thought “Wait a minute, they can’t play Rock-Paper-Scissors, they don’t have FINGERS”. Well, I mean, the writing works. The story isn’t about the fact that they’re Lego, they’re people who just happen to be represented by Lego. It’s like when kids play with Barbies and make over dramatic plots and such, the Barbie-ness isn’t acknowledged. It’s just what the characters are represented by.
[20:04] And now their nefarious plot is to dump the humans underground.
[19:49] Cut to the ninja training Lloyd. I really like the weird semi-younger-brother/semi-adoptive-son thing going on here. He may be like, what, physically in his late teens but he’s definitely still The Kid Of The Group, though that’s become less of an age thing and more of an experience thing.
[19:35] ~you spin me right round,~
[19:30] Ow.
[19:29] Welp, they’re just going to fall like dominoes.
[19:19] Oh no… his fake trophies… how fucking tragic….
[19:13] fucking COLD
[18:57] Oh. Is that an old photo of (in order in the picture) Misako, Garmadon and Wu? As young adults by the looks of things.
[18:50] Welp, speak of the lady and Misako will come.
[18:15] I feel… really uncomfortable with the potential Misako and Wu relationship. It doesn’t feel right, y’know? (ndjsjdf also fucking…. fucking Hamlet au. that’s my first thought on the topic)
[18:12ish] (Misako to Wu) “I should’ve chosen you.” UMMMM.
[18:03] hahaha what the fuck
[17:47] Welp, the Serpentine’ve moved in.
[17:20] Wait, where did the Falcon (yay birb!) come from? Was it roosting somewhere inside the building offscreen before Zane called it over or?
[17:07] And now we see the Serpentine moving through the tunnels the Devourer presumably created.
[16:52] Oh, it’s new tunnels the Serpentine are making. It’s just that the venom is just… so… so far seeping
[16:28] And cut to Garmadon, who is climbing up a Tall Rock.
[15:33] Is it me, or is a major motif of the series CLOCKS? Or am I dumb for catching on only now?
[15:08-06] Holy shit, some smooth rock-falling transition.
[14:48] (that girl from that one vine voice) oh my god she fucking dead
[14:32] Well, she isn’t actually dead. Let’s save this BG character, then!
[14:02] Cole again is a constant Mood.
[13:46] I’m sorry, YESTERDAY? This shit’s happening over, what, a month or two? Don’t you guys need some downtime?
[13:10] Welp, what’s this button do?
[12:47] Man, the architects of this place really loved their scorpions, huh?
[12:40] huh. That’s a lot of stone warriors.
[12:23] Not only does the venom bring stuff back to life, it restores paint as well!
[11:57] FUCKING DUKE IT OUT FOLKS
[11:31] Welp, you’ve fucked yourselves over, haven’t you?
[10:59] Not just one stone warrior.
[9:43] And fucking stay down, dude
[9:31] Goddammit, we’re going to have to follow Dareth. I didn’t ask for this. Nobody asked for this. I guess the writers couldn’t get any more characters.
[9:02] kick! ass! zane!
[8:49] And Lloyd’s just driven in the tank, guoerhj;rslgksh
[7:59] There’s so much shit happening this feels like a season finale, but don’t we have another… five episodes to burn through? That’s not a good sign.
[7:54] I Fucking Love The Dragon
[7:38] HOLY SHIIIIT THIS KID’S FUCKING POWERFUL
[7:05] Cut to Garmadon and I agree, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GEAR… THING
[6:55] Okay! I see why clocks are a motif!
[6:26] ...So, we’re doing this, huh.
[6:14] .... oh god.
[5:32] Apparently it’s unwise to take an elevator during an emergency because the eNEMY IS INSIDE OKAY DOES THAT MEAN THEY’VE GOTTEN INTO THE REST OF THE BUILDING AS WELL
[5:06] I literally do not care for Dareth. He could fuck off for all I care.
[4:38] And because of Dareth noT FUCKIng WATCHING WHERE HE’S GOING, Misako’s information is on the chandelier. Fucking NICE JOB, ASSHOLE
[3:54] sEE THIS IS WHY I DON’T LIKE CHARACTERS WHO DON’T DO S H I T IN ANY WAY THAT’S HELPFUL. FUCKING PROPS TO YOU, DARETH. Okay, capslock off, it’s just annoying, alright?
[3:45] So now Misako could die because she’s a squishy civilian researcher! This could have NOT have happened, writers.
[3:36] Oh! Misako’s not so squishy after all.
[3:00] And now Wu’s left behind as well. So that’s fucking dumb.
[2:11] MISAKO’S GOING TO FUCKING DIE OF FALL DAMAGE, FOLKS
[2:08] Wait, no, nevermind
[1:46] WWWAIT. Misako knows Spinjitsu? Isn’t that kind of uncommon? And she’s better at it than Wu! Holy shit!
[1:20] OKAY, SO THESE TWO ARE FULLY PLANNING TO DIE RIGHT HERE. OKAY
[1:10] No, seriously, they expected they would die! That’s kinda dark.
[0:50] Well, the evacuees got out, but what about the rest? People would have to have, y’know, DIED.
[0:36] And now Garmadon’s got that helmet. Tick, tock, baby.
[0:25] jUMP UP, KICK BACK, WHIP AROUND AND SPIIIN-
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Season 2, Episode 3 - Double Trouble
my mouse fuCKING D IED
[21:21] let’s go on then!
[21:13] back in that asshole’s dojo and Lloyd’s learning to control his powers! This time it’s electricity and it’s being focused into a lightbulb. It’s not going too well though
[20:59] It’s gonna be that he blows the bulb up huh
[20:55] Called it!
[20:47] And…. he’s done this a lot, which means that his progress is just going to be a bit of a steep climb, huh
[20:40] Lloyd. Lloyd, Cole gave you the broom to clean up not to whack the punching bags with, Lloyd,
[20:09] I hear that some weird love triangle stuff I predict I’ll very much hate is gonna happen but the whole Jay and Nya thing right now is still very much in my good books.
[19:52] And Lloyd’s got a letter? Okay.
[19:39] I… I’ve seen the description Netflix gave for this episode. No, they haven’t turned good :pensive:
On a sidenote, there was this post about Wu’s weird 3D mouth and I literally just realised that… that’s gonna bug me until his model is updated to exclude it huh
[19:35ish] “I love ceremonies! That means there’s going to be cake!” As someone whose enjoyment of weddings is based on the food I get which makes up mostly for the … ahem, preparation, Cole continues to be a Big Mood and if what I hear about him NOT EVEN GETTING A SEASON FOR 11+ SEASONS is true, then what the hell writers get on that
[19:07] Cut to Garmadon and his minions. They’re trying to figure out how they can use a weapon of creation to destroy.
[18:44] okay but what came first: The sound effects being used in Ninjago or Minecraft
[18:35] WHY DID YOU EVEN SUGGEST RECREATING THE DEVOURER WE WOULDN’T EVEN BE HERE IF IT DIDN’T EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE DUDE
[18:18] I get you’re innately evil but you’re using up your crew, dude
[17:57] I love this show so much because where else can “one time a main character almost left a kid (a brat but still a KID) for dead and almost died himself because he was so desperate to prove himself that he was losing his grip” and “the main villain kicks a snakeman minion off the boat because the minion suggested making a giant ham sandwich with a weapon of mass creation” co-exist?
[17:51] I have had…. EXPERIENCES… with doubling up on the same character related to Lego. If these are evil I think I’m going to try and find the holy water. I mean, I don’t think I actually will, a: I was joking and b: what I Am Referring To is in a different universe entirely but like… you get my drift, right
[17:43] ? Are these their old uniforms?
[17:42] No, def. the new ones. Guess Wu bought doubles.
[17:28] I don’t think that’s going to work out well.
[17:16] Oh. The duplicates are just… not right
[17:01] ??? What the fuck
[16:47] Woo! Let’s go dragon-riding boys! (cut the real ninjas in case that wasn’t clear)
[16:29] Why’d you even trust a young kid to drive the dragon anyways?
[16:14] Aw! I know that the kids at Darkly are probably faking but it’s nice while it lasts.
[15:33] ??? why is the principal moving like THAT
[15:11] YUP they were faking it! how did the kids even take over the school
[15:03] ouch. that’s gotta hurt
[14:53] And they’ve woken up surrounded by teachers. Okaay.
[14:47] Welp, that’s where the adults are! Locked up in a classroom somewhere.
[14:31] Cole’s priorty being the cake is such a fucking Mood
[14:29] And now Lloyd’s being held hostage somewhere else in the school?
[14:11] What the fuck are wrong with these kids?
[14:01] And now the duplicate ninjas are out and about. Jesus christ, their reputation is gonna suck if this isn’t made clear they’re fakes to the city by the end of this.
[13:57] djdjd the old lady model is the same as the old lady teacher model at the school if I’m not wrong
[13:51] jdfjdfj
[13:45] (in unison making it all the more unnerving) “aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha -”
[13:40] me: what an on the nose bank name. bank of ninjago-
me: wait we have a bank of melbourne. i guess i can’t judge
[13:29] Cut to Wu, cleaning up the glass (still?). Welp, the duplicates are gonna break in, huh.
[13:25] yEah
[13:21] alright when is Wu gonna catch on. I’d be freaked out already
[13:15] is Wu being genuine with acting like nothing’s up? If he’s been handed the Idiot Ball that’s gonna be annoying
[12:56] No, no, he’s caught on.
[12:24] UH OH
[12:15] Welp.
[12:08] Cut back to the school and Zane has a battering ram mode. Why the hell not?
[11:48] This isn’t going well.
[11:46] duplicate jay: m-m-m m-m-m-MM
[11:40] this is gonna be… so awkward
[11:39] iTs A wHoLe NeW mE bAbY
[11:37] nIce woRk!
[11:29] djdjdj Nya’s too into bad boys ™ to notice somethings REALLY up
[11:26] “Darkly’s School? Is that where we were?” If that’s not a dead give away I’m losing it
[11:25] oh ho ho, that’s not consensual kissing! what the fuck man
[11:20] i mean she’s into it??? but seriously what the FUCK + he stole the damn keys >:(
[11:03] that’s also illegal! don’t run the lights
[10:48] Back at the boarding school, the ninja are still stuck in the classroom turned prison.
[10:19] Zane, thank you for drawing connections and keeping the plot moving thank youu
[9:52] djjdjd just put stuff back!!!
[9:38] wait who’s tickling him ???
[9:32] WELP
[9:20] okay but Lloyd’s probably lying out of his ass. and good for him here. can’t do much tied to a chair
[9:14] ah shit that Brad kid’s caught on too
[8:57] goddammit the duplicates are here
[8:43] alright, let’s see how this goes down
[8:34] probably not well
[8:08] (sounding like it’s from the depths of audio editing hell) “nNNNIJAAAA gOOO-”
[7:50] this is how it feels to play dodgeball
[7:45] uhhh want to chill a bit, duplicate Kai?
[7:20] break! that! lightbulb!
[7:12] (slams himself down onto broken glass to cut the rope) uhhh doesn’t that… HURT
[6:41] DJDJDJD D GUESS WHAT IT’S YOU BUT NOT LADS
[6:06] but like, when the duplicates were making those god awful one liners, it was like the equivalent of like… those companies trying to be One Of The Kids but like more evil
[5:44] …. Lloyd please stand up enough to help your ambiguously defined guardian figures
[5:33] poor Lloyd he keeps getting tied to chairs
[5:10] how is the chalkboard making that much dust??? why don’t you have whiteboards??? is chalkboards one of your implements of evil???
[4:45] Taunting people into being good? Fucking powermove.
[4:14] Like i’m saying! Fucking powermove.
[3:39] “Aw, my dad is gonna be so mad!” “Yeah, join the club.” djdfdjdj
[3:28] I guess they don’t do design classes in this boardin- wait is it based on American culture because I’m from a very Aussie pov?? do you have middle school wherever it’s written??? ????
[3:21] Wait, are they dressing up as the ninja to confuse the duplicates? That’s kind of a smart move here.
[3:15] yeah!
[2:50] “Hey, it really is Ninja Day!” djdjd
[2:17] THAT IS NOT IN THE CLONE CODE. DON’T KISS THE ORIGINAL’S GIRLFRIEND I GET HIS REACTION
[2:11] fucking oof, duplicate jay
[1:43] And it’s all fine now! The duplicates are gone!
[1:20] djjddj Cole stole the entire cake
[0:39] Oh hell yeah! He got a grip on electricity! Nice one, Lloyd
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Season 2, Episode 9 - The Last Voyage
Waaait. Is that Zane’s dad on the thumbnail? I thought he died.
[21:21] Well, answers first, questions later.
[21:16] Ominous clouds of darkness is ominous.
[20:56] Welp, stuff is gonna happen.
[20:48] Birb! I love this birb! It’s a little cutie and it’s a friend and you can see I love birds in general and this bird is no exception, okay!
[20:28] And now repairs on the Bounty aren’t going too well, huh?
[20:15ish] (Cole) “So if the Stone Army attacks again, we’re sitting ducks!”
(Jay) “Uh, ducks can fly, Cole, weren’t you listening?”
[19:51] Huh. Nice scroll.
[19:16] Alriiight! Let’s get our powers back, finally.
[18:40] Alright, folks, let’s go a-sailing!
[18:12] Everyone’s parents are just… so funny. They’re just so fucking ridiculous but in a… mundane way? It’s kind of refreshing after all of this semi-fantastical bullshittery.
[17:36] uggghhh
[17:15] Zane doesn’t have anyone. :(((
[16:49] The Zane Fanclub is a thing, and it’s jus toiherwjraklgsj
[15:50] :(. I relate the most to Cole but Zane’s probably the one who I find the most interesting. This guy’s going to die twice, I hear, and it’ll suck for each time, I bet.
[15:20] holy shit Zane just fucking went- O_O
[15:03] NO!!!! THE FALCON
[14:56] OH NO NONON-
[14:04] Concentrated Evil™. When you need to get your Evil fix - fast.
[12:54] Fucking help out, Jay
[12:37] UMMMM
[12:02] Welp, time to call pest patrol.
[10:33] UHHH, something’s going on with Zane.
[10:25] WELP WE’RE DRIVING INTO A TOWER
[10:09] The Ninja Wash Up At Azkaban
[9:48] It’s a camera?
[9:39] ummmmh hhaha you DIED
[8:05] And so we’re in the midst of an extended sequence of a small robot bringing out the bowls, and pouring out the tea.
[8:03] Scratch that, soup.
[7:33] WAIT HE… HE DID DIE.
[7:11] THE FUCKING SKELETONS REVIVED HIM, OKAY.
[6:30] This.. . this is wild.
[4:58] Welp, the Leviathan was tricked. That’s good.
[4:38] And Cole’s whistling the theme! Fun.
[4:14] ...what change.
[3:55] Oh. He wants to get rid of the memory switch. Good call.
[3:43] aww
[3:01] GODDAMMIT GODDAMMIT IRHAE”O;z
[2:21] OI. ZANE. NOT SEASON THREE OR ELEVEN YOU CAN’T GO DYING ON US.
[1:53] Oh! he’s using the Starteeth to get rid of the chains.
[1:14] !!!!
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Season 2, Episode 7 - The Stone Army
Otherwise known as the one where my opinion of Misako swings back and forth quicker than like... something that swings back and forth really quickly.
[21:21] Well, let’s forget about time travel, shall we?
[20:56] djjdjf4gnhges
[19:18] Welp, back to the ninja (I forgot to document the rest of the intro to the episode and I’m not gonna because that’s not my protocol, watching the show over actually writing m’dudes). Who are woken by the clock. Except Zane, because he’s a robot, y’know
[19:16] Lloyd just fucking blasted the clock into smithereens
[18:35] Round of rock, paper, clip! This is the first time we’ve actually remembered that these are like… LEGOS, writers, huh!
[18:11] (Kai) “Didn’t your mom ever let you have a pet?”
(Lloyd) “I don’t remember my mother.” HUH.
[18:10] (Lloyd, cont from above) “She abandoned me when I was really young.” JESUS CHRIST.
[17:20] Goddammit. The Devourer’s not done biting us in the ass yet even though it’s dead. Huh.
[17:13] Huh-ho-hoh-ho. They’re alive!
[16:24] I mean, it’s been dealt with?
[16:06] Misako! Because fucking everyone needs a love interest, don’t they?
[15:51] I’M SORRY THAT’S LLOYD’S *MUM*. WHAT THE FUCK MISAKO, YOU FUCKING ABANDONED YOUR SON ARE YOU JOKING
[15:40] fucking… how do you do that to your own kid? i mean i get if you HAD to and couldn’t raise him anyhow but if you could… how could you?
[15:37] You have a reason, then tell us!
[15:34] Lloyd doesn’t want to hear the reason, and I get it. This is… quite sudden. This is the emotional equivalent of ripping a bandaid off but like… a million times worse.
[15:16] There’s no land outside of Ninjago? What is this? Pangea?
[14:51] Garmadon Fucking Perishes
[13:34] Welp. Scales’ in charge now.
[14:24] This show shouldn’t make me feel things. Holy shit, it’s making me feel things.
[13:54] I really don’t know how to feel about Misako. Couldn’t there have been a way to go about this without Lloyd being tied to… I dunno, a school of EVIL?
[13:03] Wait… what Overlord? Is Garmadon this, or is it… or is it someone else?
[12:31] Well, it’s not Pangea then.
[11:33] Okay, I get Misako’s choice. But… still, it wasn’t really good for her or Lloyd, was it?
[11:10] Huh. It’s biiig.
[11:04] uh oH
[10:18] UH OH
[10:02] Oof. Weapon’s destroyed.
[9:45] this bitch empty yEET
[9:20] Well! It’s still ready to fucking fight
[8:21] Huh. This is gonna be an interesting threat.
[7:46] FUCKING RUN RUN RUN
[7:00ish-6:55] (Jay) “You’re just saying that because you’re too afraid to face it!”
(Cole, who is a Mood as always) “Do you want to face it?”
[6:52] (Jay) “I say we give the kid a shot.”
[6:18] Cut to wherever the hell Garmadon’s washed up.
[5:25] Uh-oh. Is this the Overlord?
[5:13] Fuck.
[4:38] Back to the museum.
[4:00] (Cole) “Did we get him?”
(The stone soldier’s arm busts out of the bone pile)
[3:21] Wait… did it say “Don’t you recognise me?”
[3:02] FUCKING RUN MISAKO
[2:34] Oh! That’s why paper beats rock!
[2:01] Back to That Fucking Island
[1:23] And the rock descends!
[1:17] Uh oh.
[0:38] Oh, don’t listen to that floating brain thing, dude.
[0:36] Oh, no. He listened.
[0:25ish] - J U MP KICK FLIP AROUND AND SPIIN-
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Season 2, Episode 1 - Darkness Shall Rise
i lived bitch
HOOOO BOY. SEASON TWO, KIDS.
[21:18] It’s the bird!!! Flying over Ninjago City!
[21:14] Hoo boy that’s gonna be one clean up
[21:08] uhoh that’s… that’s a concerning loss of power
[20:28] Nya!!! Hello!
[20:14] Nya, I love you so much.
[19:51] (Wu voice) “Yeehaw!”
[19:33] Eugh. New season, old faces.
[19:02] Oh, hey Garmadon.
[18:55] uhhhh do you mind sending the weapons back, please and thank you
[18:32] Aaaand he won over the snakes. Dammit.
[18:14] Huh.
[17:46] To be fair, not DYING is preferable to ruling as brothers but dying because of Mr. I Have Four Arms To Quad Wield over there
[17:16] But that is a tough choice he’s got to make (probably). Kill his son and sHaPe NiNjAgO iNtO hIs OwN iMaGe, or like… not commit filicide.
[17:01] Although…. I doubt there’s any going back at this point if you don’t pursue murder. It’s harsh, but you’re goddamn EVIL.
[16:41] Oooh, we’re getting backstory?
[16:25] I mean… you would have to wait to see the lightning. You’d have to wait a while to get it fixed at this rate.
[16:15] The poor real estate agent. You’re telling me there’s no such thing as a suburb? Do you realise how expensive apartments can be in some places?
[15:45] Weeeell. The house hunting isn’t going well.
[15:23] why do i have a feeling the agent’s lying out of her ass with the “You deserve it!”
[14:57] Why… why is all this stuff here? I mean, thank god it seems genuine (I have trust issues in media) but it’s like… why. Who owns dragons in the middle of the city? Where are you going to park the dragon?
[14:48] So I guess it’s dayjob time then.
[14:18] It’s… it’s going okay for them. Ups and downs.
[14:03] I meeeaan, Zane is the only one who isn’t going too badly and he seems to be getting tired out a little bit as well. So maybe not too well.
[13:10] Like, as Lloyd’s like a kid, who likely has zero clue what’s going on, I get that he’d be impatient. I just wonder where Nya and Sensei Wu are right now. I thought they were gone for a day trip but I must’ve misheard them.
[12:53] Cut to the snakes, who are trying to out evil Garmadon.
[12:05] Back on the ninja side of things, we’re gonna get a bit of a “do what’s right vs what’ll help YOU” bit, aren’t we
[11:15] Uhoh.
[11:00] Welp. Getting strangled by the non-strangley snake.
[10:10] Cole, I advise against the beauty rest. I know you’re an eternal Mood but here it’s not gonna leave me alone.
[9:34] Welp. We’re going to all get kidnapped, aren’t we?
[9:17] Cut to Zane.
[9:15] Who dropped an egg on a child. Nice work!
[9:12] Oh, gross. Skin’s peeling off.
[8:26] Everything is going fiiine, we’re probably gonna stop the Serpentine it’s only the first episode it’s ookkkaaay, though we’ve lost our jobs it’s gooood
[7:47] I’d say this episode has mildly chaotic energy, but to be honest, this entire series has chaotic energy. This is just a chaotic chapter in an overall chaotic book.
[7:05] Weeelp. Lloyd’s being captured.
[6:49] Scales is slowly descending ... slowly.
[6:38] knock knock bitch
[6:03] this is going a bit far, don’tcha think? Like, you just gather enough intelligence to come up with a plan to trick Garmadon that you have his son kidnapped, and then you can send a bunch of your minions to kidnap Lloyd WHILE he returns to Ninjago City. Or something.
[5:30] Improv weaponry!
[3:55] It’s just so funny when they switch from emoting to the :) face because it’s so… empty. Their :)s are gonna haunt me.
[2:48] The greatest pain (dropping shit on your foot) is universal, it seems.
[2:11] SCALES GOT INTO JAIL DJDJD
[2:03] Back to Garmadon, who looks like he’s standing over a glowing portal?
[1:48] ...could just be lava
[1:32] Big ol’ golden ball thing.
[1:25] Yeouch.
[0:32] That candle going out sound was pretty nice.
[0:25] “I fear there is a great disturbance in the force.” i’ve never seen star wars but uh????????????
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Season 2, Episode 5 - Child’s Play
WELLLLL. This sucks! The emotional fallout for me not the actual episode it’s actually a solid episode.
[21:21] My brain has No Way from Six in a loop in my brain! Let’s fucking watch Ninjago then.
[21:07] Oh! The Bounty has been de-Garmadonned. Neato.
[21:02] :((( poor Lloyd. He’s just a goddamn kid, he shouldn’t have to put up with all this crap.
[20:43] The ninja have just kind of adopted Lloyd and that’s how it be. Don’t remind him that it’s his DAD he’s gotta fight in the end, though. Seriously.
[20:20] What does the script call for when they’re like, making noises but not really lines? Like, does it say (fighting noises) or??
[19:52] Lloyd’s just fucking GOING about the comic he wants the next issue of. I can’t say I don’t do that either on stuff I like.
[19:38] (Jay) “I’m sorry. But you don’t have time for such childish things.” It’s really depressing how fast Lloyd is being made to grow up here. I don’t think the other ninja really want this to happen, either, but Garmadon’s a threat whether people have the maturity for it or not, so I don’t imagine anyone’s got a choice here.
[19:23] Welp, Garmadon broke into a museum.
[18:51] Good semi-adoptive sibling thing here with Nya and Lloyd! That’s sweet.
[18:27] Okay, so the Serpentine are here too, it seems.
[17:58] Fair for Scales to have that little freak out. Where the hell did Garmadone even come from, y’know?
[17:54] uh???
[17:38] Tell the Grundle it’s got too many Gottdamn Canines.
[16:32] Welp, that wording plus the premise of the episode has me thinking that this is about to go horribly wrong.
[15:35] Wait, nothing happened? Okay.
[15:07] Oh, nooope. I was really wrong on the nothing happened bit, huh.
[14:57] Well Aren’t You Fucking Babby Then.
[14:48] I GET THIS IS A LOT BUT WHY OH WHY THE *SCREAMING*
[14:37] (Zane) “Nindroids don’t dream,” ??? what the hell happened in S1.4 then??
[14:29-23] (Jay) “Yeah, but nindroids don’t turn into kids! Explain that, genius!”
(Zane) “I’ve extended my logic parameters, but nothing is coming up!” Fancy way of the writers telling us that it’s just how it is, please don’t question them
[14:21] (Zane) “This… does not compute!” And he’s broken. Nice job.
[14:07] Yeah, I do think that based on this reaction they’re like… 18-whatever the legal driving age in Ninjago is normally.
[14:00] And the police shows up.
[13:51] lOoKs LiKe We CaUgHt OuR cUlPrItS tO tHe MuSeUm HeIsT NO YOU HAVEN’T THOSE ARE ACTUAL CHILDREN YOU BLIND FUCKS OF A POLICE FORCE
[13:40] Like, I get you’re still really upset about being turned into a kid but you’ve got to realise how dumb you’re making yourself to be, Jay
[13:25] like doesn’t the group of them remind you of the adult(?) ninjas??? like, sir. sir. you’re telling me there’s enough ninja cosplay going on in this city for him to just go “welp. that’s kids for you” and arrest them
[13:05] a) the ninja were arrested, because of course they were. b) Lloyd’s reading a comic! Good for him.
[12:42] What even is this comic? Like, it’s got the lightsabers, it’s got this weird caped dude, it’s got this menacing dark figure: what’s even going on?
[12:33] Cut back to the museum. Zane, just do the thing, it’ll get you all out of there.
[12:22] And he did. So that’s nice.
[12:11] Ah shit. The Grundle still was resurrected.
[11:38] Welp, let’s sneak into that school group, then.
[11:22] Why do those kids have extra clothes in their backpack?
[11:11] This teacher’s just checked out. Doesn’t even notice that those aren’t students he knows.
[11:02] Huh. It’s horrifying.
[10:48] djjdjd he’s just having to be lifted up so he can even reach the phone
[10:19] jdjfiesodf
[9:54] Welp. The ninja at least have a meetup spot.
[9:55ish] (Kai) “Psst. Lloyd.”
(Lloyd, quite clearly not recognizing him) “Beat it brat, I’m on a mission.” djdjdd
[9:36] uhhh???
[9:19] Lloyd. Lloyd, you need to drop that laugh.
[8:55] Oi. Lloyd. Eyes off the comic, that’s not going to be useful.
[8:40] Miku???
[8:08] Why don’t we go to Nya and Wu about this? Couldn’t THEY help?
[7:52] I just realised the carpet pattern. I realised it was fucking awful.
[6:57] Vampiric dinosaur. Not the worst concept I’ve ever heard of relating to dinos. That reward goes to Hot Pterodactyl Boyfriend.
[6:50] Those have got to be off brand Lightsabers.
[6:37] Welp, I’m going to count down till the cover’s blown.
[6:33] No, no, I don’t have to worry. Maaaybe.
[6:26] Welp! Lloyd’s the one who likes that comic, please save everyone’s asses
[6:23] star wars???????
[6:19] who are you even parodying at this point writers
[6:12] Cut to Nya and Wu. Nya’s a bit annoyed at the whole “The ninja are gone and so’s Lloyd” thing.
[6:03] And now Lloyd’s called the Bounty to fill the others in.
[5:52] Let’s! Go! Tea! Shopping!
[5:45] Wait. Waaait. She’s the Mistaké I’ve been hearing about? Did I use the right accent e?
[5:34] Tomorrow's Tea. Or as I like to call it, Maturitea.
[5:14] Back at the comic store! Lloyd better get those totally not lightsabers.
[5:01] and Lloyd’s won! noice
[4:45] Wait, no, it’s just the start of the round. And Jay’s found himself some cotton candy or whatever it’s supposed to be called, who the hell knows because I don’t.
[4:30] Honestly, I wasn’t paying attention to the comic earlier. I can’t say I know.
[4:28] Shiiit. He hasn’t read it yet.
[4:22] Weeelp :(
[4:14] ~In comes the Grundle, that fucking monster thiiing~
[4:02] RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, KIDS
[3:47] i’m sorry i can’t take this seriously with your voices i’m sorrrry
[3:42] Welp! it broke in!
[3:29] And they’re taking the suits in the display case!
[3:27] And the totally not lightsabers? Wait
[3:23] djdjjddj
[3:08] And they’ve been smacked across the room because THEY’RE ACTUAL KIDS THIS ISN’T GOOD
[2:57] And Lloyd’s here to get them the hell out of there!
[2:49] light!!!!! LIGHT?????
[2:41ish] Nya kicks the door open and enters! Can we get a hell yeah!
[2:28] Okay, the Maturitea will unfuck this. Okay.
[2:15]. *OH.* OH NO. SHIIIT LLOYD’S GONNA GET AGED UP.
(Lloyd) “Just do it!”
[1:55] Shit. He’s gonna do it.
[1:41] Goodnight, sweet Grundle.
[1:37] I’m not looking forward to seeing Lloyd aged up. He just got several years of his life robbed off him.
[1:19] Ooooh. Oooooh nooo.
[0:55] This really hit me hard and I don’t know why??? What the ufck
#ninjago#jaime watches ninjago season 2#child's play#(me seeing adult lloyd for the first time) thanks! i hate it!#god now i'm understanding the outlash the fandom had to anime lloyd#if this is unsettling that's got to be ten times worse to fans who've actually seen the entire show so far
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Season 2, Episode 4 - Ninjaball Run
Fun fact! My file in Google Docs for this is the following : “jaime goes feral, round four but the fuck is a Ninjaball Run (Ninjaball Run)”. That’s your daily Jaime Fun Fact, kids!
[21:21] welp. back into this mess
[21:16] Lloyd’s supporting his entire weight with one arm on the floor and the rest in the air. What’s this meant to do?
[21:12] Oh, no, Wu’s wavering in the air and drinking tea. He’s probably standing on Lloyd’s feet, isn’t he?
[21:04] djdjdjd nope. I was very wrong.
[21:00-20:56ish] (Jay) “Uh, Sensei, I’m starting to think this was a bad idea.”
(Cole) “Yeah, Sensei, he’s just a kid.” See, remember my Very Buff Child comment from… I think it was 1.12? What is this even FOR, Wu?
[20:48] I mean, Lloyd was doing shockingly well. A literal wrecking ball was what knocked them down, and not like… the fact he’s like 11 and he’s carrying several what I’m just gonna call 18 year olds and an elderly man with barely anything to support his weight with.
[20:43] Oh goddammit, I’ve had enough of safety vests and legos in my life.
[20:15] Darnagom Enterprises. You’re not slick, Garmadon.
[20:00-19:50ish] (Zane) “Wait a minute. Darnagom? When you rearrange the letters, it spells-”
(Jay) “O Gramma?”
(Kai) “No! Garmadon.”
(Jay) “Riiight, ha ha. ...That would make more sense.”
[19:57] Nya, you’re just… such a lifesafer.
[19:12] I swear to god I’m actually going to lose it if I have to put up with Dareth any longer than I have to. Let me purge him from my memory, Dankeschön.
[18:46] Wait, so Lloyd’s going to enter with his dragon… is that a valid vehicle?
[18:31] The postie’s here? Good luck, dude, you’re a running gag.
[18:28] DFJDJj LLOYD JUST… FUCKING LANDS
[18:04] Welp, we’re going to just pray that whatever the lever does, it’ll help us.
[17:48] Cole’s dad (+the other members of The Royal Blacksmiths) just showed up??? Singing, in the back of a ute???
[17:44] And Jay’s parents. Who the hell invited ⅖ of the ninja’s parents?
[17:27] what the fuck is happening
[17:13] Murder is legal in Ninjaball Run and there is nothing you can do about it
[16:22] Oi, Darkly students! That’s not clean racing!
[16:01] and c’mon, let’s just go and witness some goddamn carnage because the guys running Ninjaball Run don’t know what a Rule is
[15:26] I love this show so much because it doesn’t really give a shit about how surreal it is. It’s telling me: we’re going to have a race today because Garmadon smashed the front of the dojo in and he’ll destroy the rest if we don’t get the prize money, and i’m like: why? and the show goes: that’s the world we’re in don’t even question it and I respect that, so much
[14:38] Although they don’t seriously think a suspiciously snake-like bus suddenly breaking into the race pursued by two police cars is weird? Wait, forgot there’s no Rules except FUcking WIN
[14:04] And back to the Bounty. What’cha planning, Garmadon?
[13:39] So now Garmadon’s joining the race too? This is getting quite wild.
[13:03] Yeah! Forgot Soto and crew were there as well.
[12:27] So Soto’s out now (the Darkly students slammed his van into the rock), and now we’re watching The Royal Blacksmiths. Who are singing. The guy driving is also singing. And he has his eyes closed.
[12:04] Why doesn’t Garmadon just wait until the end to butt in? There’s not rules for when you can join.
[11:06] And Lloyd’s about to crash into his dad’s ship. Welp.
[10:54] The cannon missed because Lloyd knocked his dad’s ship out of alignment. Nice one.
[10:44] Goddammit, have none of you learned yet that the second you make a comment on how good something or someone is, it’ll immediately wreck it/them?
[9:47] Remember those long-legged tree… THINGS from Tick Tock? I wonder if they’re gonna show up again.
[9:39] The Royal Blacksmiths are just taking smashing into a pile of snow in stride.
[8:59] Goddammit, skeletons.
[8:25] Welp, Lloyd’s out. Hopefully the other ninja can win.
[7:30] djdjdjd they’re just… DRIVING THROUGH THE VILLAGE OKAY
[6:54] I swear to god, just don’t say anything while you drive you really can’t jinx it
[6:39] Aww! Jay’s parents are here to help. I can’t help but like em, y’know? So that’s nice of them.
[6:23] time for some… H A R D C O R E F U E L L I N G
[5:46] e x c e s s w e i g h t
[5:42] F to the minions who got chucked off the Bounty
[5:13] Wait, who’s driving?
[5:01] powermove. instead of closing your eyes, just fucking TWIST IT RIGHT ROUND. LIKE A FUCKING OWL.
[4:45] ~you spin me right round, baby right round, like a record baby, right round, round round~
[4:14] Aw, Jay’s mum and dad’s car got broken.
[4:03] Aww, Jay took a tiny bit of the car so a part of it could get to the end of the race.
[3:12] Garmadon. Garmadon you’ve got to be joking.
[3:05] GARMADON DON’T START AN EARTHQUAKE SERIOUSLY
[2:38] Welp. Garamdon’s evil laugh sounds… sounds really pained right now, to be honest. I mean, he did just use the Weapon Of Mass Creation/Megaweapon so… I suppose so?
[2:30] Honestly, why didn’t anyone include a flight option with the tank thingy?
[2:07] Well, Nya added it in, at least.
[2:03] Even if it does mean only the driver’s portion gets to fly and not the rest of it. Have fun dangling for your lives!
[1:26] And the ninja won! Noice.
[0:58] Yet another power move. Taking over your dad’s ship. With a massive dragon to back you up.
[0:48] Garmadon Is In Fucking Jail (i mean his actions warrant it even if i don’t think he himself does)
[0:44] Garmadon Is Evading The Police, Actually
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Season 1, Episode 2: Home
I’m updating my format. As I’m watching on Netflix, we’re doing a minute-till-end system, so the number will go lower as I progress through the episode. Also, I’ll prewrite the reaction on Docs then copypaste it to here to make it more coherent.
[22:10] With that said, let’s do this!
[21:10ish] Skipped the recap (don’t need that in my life!) and we open with Wu… doing some housekeeping? I’ll say doing some moving of crap around as we hear the Boys in the background doing some training or something.
[21:04] Whhhy are you so shocked, Wu? You think that they wouldn’t want to train if it meant being the Green Ninja?
[20:25] So our Boys (exlc. Zane) are discussing Zane being Too OP For The Training Area Location. And like… they’re calling him like, weird and stuff? And my self-projecting ass is like… please stop he just wants to train oh my god,
[Around the 20:00 mark] And now we’re going through a montage of Zane being weird and such, and like…. what do I say here? Because he’s honestly my favourite at this point, and that’s in part because I kind of relate to him.
[19:35 to 19:33] “... He’s really smart, it’s just, uh, he’s a little off sometimes.” Oh, jesus christ, did you hear that bang back there? Must’ve been me relating to this guy going up by… who knows what. I was always the “smart kid that just needed to get better with making friends/being social” in primary school, and when I managed to become an AP student in highschool, always being in a class with everyone just as smart as me, the issues with being social caught up to me. And I’ll stop here because I don’t want to be stuck at one spot for too long or drop the Jaime persona, but like… I guess I realised who I’ll be relating to for the rest of the bloody show.
[Didn’t catch when, the whole “Getting mail” bit] OH OW… OW… Poor Zane. I guess the others are just at the monastery for training, but I don’t know if Zane has… anyone outside of here. At least at this point.
[Continuing from above] And… well, if he does, he doesn’t know, does he?
[18:15-18:10ish] God… ouch. Ouch. Zane just walking off like that… :( He definitely knows that he just… doesn’t fit in with the others, doesn’t he?
[18:05] We cut to Cole and his dragon, Rocky, interacting. It’s really neat about how clearly he cares for his dragon! I really like dragons, and it’s like… hell to the yeah, good bonds are had!
[17:57] SHIT FORGOT COLE IS STILL PARTIALLY CONTROLLED BY THOSE SNAKE DUDES
[17:20] Scales is probably the most enjoyable villain because he’s the only one who has done SHIT in the two episodes we’ve seen. Lloyd’s very much a stereotypical asshole child who managed to get control of the General dude, so Scales’ the only one who has vaguely tolerable actions.
[17:11?] “Snakes don’t belong in trees.” Really?
[16:55] Lloyd, I’ll give the benefit of the doubt that you’ll become better, but as of right now I have the legal right to strangle you.
[16:30ish] Zane being a good cook is neat! Also, “I didn’t hear anybody complaining about my duck chowder last night.” “That’s because it glued our mouths shut.”
[NOT GETTING THE TIMESTAMP I’VE GOT TO BURN OFF THE SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT FIRST] READ THE TIMESTAMP FELLAS
[16:12, probably] Embarrassment-as-comedy is one of the tropes I really despise. I’m over empathetic, and in this case it’s with as previously stated my (so far) favourite character. It makes me want to stop watching, to be honest, but I know this is just some kids cartoon targeted to 8 year old boys and I really shouldn’t get so worked up about it. I’m the periphery here.
God, it’s hard to continue when the joke’s not even over.
[16:03] I’m forcing myself through it. Anyhow, I just… uhh… words not working. Words are not functional, how do I words, the bloody secondhand embarrassment broke my phrasing, shit,
[15:55] “I guess we don’t share the same sense of humour.” Do I go “mood” or do I go on another ramble?
[15:49] Aw Fuck I’m Geniunely Invested Aw Fuck Aw Jesus-
[15:45] “How could you not find that funn-” (Wu drups one of the dishes on Cole’s head.) I didn’t find the prawn thing funny, but that? I didn’t expect that. It wasn’t what I thought would happen. I didn’t expect Wu to snap like that. That got a chuckle out of me.
[15:40] “Now you are brothers.” Allriiight, FOOD FIGHT FOOD FIGHT FOOD FIGHT FOOD FI
[15:26] Zane… how are you not squicked out by all the food on you. Get it off. Food on you is gross.
[15:15] He’s looking at the stars, he’s looking at the bird, hi bird!
[15:09] And now the bird is copying him and he’s interacting with the bird right back. Birds are good. Birds are lovely. Thank you, writers, for giving me this scene.
[14:54] ah shit… ah fuck… i got invested in Zane… this isn’t what i thought would happen…
[14:46] wait don’t chase after the bird! that’s a really bad idea
[14:37] oh god I swear to god if Lloyd dares opens his mouth as we’re at the treehouse i’ll lose my fucking mind
[14:28] Oh, honestly, don’t play it as if this treehouse is all that sinister!
[14:27] I’m losing my fucking mind. I don’t care for this whiny child! I’ve seen it before and I’ll see it again. I get that he’s like, a kid, but it doesn’t mean I can’t get annoyed by all this.
Also, fucking testosterone club in there, Lloyd, huh.
[14:17] Oh! That bird let him know where Lloyd’s based. Good bird. It’ll get an apple slice or something. Maybe a small mouse.
[14:00] “Why did you follow a bird?” Oh god not this awkwardness again
[13:51] But like, seriously, it’s nice to impart the lesson on the target audience that humanity isn’t a hivemind that’ll always Get what you do or say or find funny. People aren’t like that! There’s no such thing as a Normal person. Acting so is a really stupid idea.
[13:45] “Everyone knows cuckoo birds aren’t indigenous to this forest.” Like, that sounds like something I would say. Like it’s been read out of a book and then vaguely quoted afterwards.
[12:50ish] “Travel in the shadows, boys.” In those outfits? Yeah, good luck.
[11:12] Goddammit, the second I forgot the hypnosis thing it comes back to bite the characters, huh?
[10:50] You’re not all that genre-savvy, huh? It’s not going to just… snap, and then Cole’s alright.
[10:23] “Friends don’t hit friends.” (He promptly gets hit in the face.) “Alright, I’m gonna- I’m gonna ignore that.”
[Over a bit] Guys stop discussing YOU’RE GETTING YOUR ASSES KICKED
[Over another bit] Welp! The lightning bolt didn’t do shit.
[9:30] “That is a serious safety hazard!” You MADE that safety hazard. You didn’t earn that quip.
[9:10] Nothin’ like a little old music to snap Cole out of his trance.
[8:46] Oh, would you look at that! It’s conveniently a Serpentine cancelling flute thingy!
[8:31] OH GOD EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
[7:55ish] Priorities…?
[7:35] Alright, alright, you two, don’t gang up on Zane. He’s not the one who did this.
[7:34] Okay, but seriously. Priorities, dude.
[7:15ish] Alright, gang, what did we learn! We learnt not to blame people for something they literally didn’t do! Zane’s bloody gone to who-knows-where because of you ganging up on him.
[6:30ish] If you ask your disobeying army on why they dare disobey you, they’re just gonna disobey harder, dude.
[6:22] I’m sorry? The Slytherpit?
[5:35] Okaaay, Lloyd… Lloyd’s spotted a scroll conveniently unfrozen and it looks like he’s making a move for it.
[4:51] SCALES JUST KICKED THE GENERAL IN THE FACE WHY AM I INVESTED IN THIS
[4:30ish] What the hell is Fang kwon do?
[4:20] Well, Scales’ won. This can only go so well (possibly sarcasm in that statement I’m not sure yet).
[4:03] Wait, so you’re telling me the chief snake is the only one allowed to have a tail? Hookay, whatever you say, Ninjago writers.
[3:35] Back to our protaginists (excl. Zane and including Wu and Nya) who appear to be camping out at another mountain for now.
[3:24] Oi! Don’t freak out about the food, you’ve got any other options?
[3:20] Yikes, I’d make a third priorities joke but just… yikes.
[3:05] Well, moral of the story boys, no such thing as a Normal Person. What you think is a Normal Person is something that you’ve constructed in your mind that you don’t usually adhere to yourself, and yet act annoyed when someone’s not fitting majorly to that construct. Just because you don’t understand why a person did a thing doesn’t mean they’re some foreign entity to you. And don’t blame the person who didn’t do it. That’s victim blaming, and it’s bad.
[2:53] And on that note, Zane’s back! Hell yeah!
[2:35] Oh, the falcon’s back? What’d it show him?
[2:30] Awww, group hug!
[2:15] Well, don’t hold us in suspense.
[2:00ish] Nice to see that the falcon’s good and all but I swear there is something up with that bird.
[1:53] DRAGON BOAT, DRAGON BOAT HELL YEAH
[1:20ish] “I feel there is more to you than meets the eye.” Having been spoiled on the whole “Zane’s a robot” thing, I’m just waiting for the other shoe to drop. And since I don’t want to spoil myself further, I imagine I’m going to be waiting a bloody long while until I know when that will happen. At least for now, it’s good to know Zane feels as though the people around him as his family. It’s nice.
[0:55ish] FOOD FIGHT! Round 2, baby!
[0:41] Goddammit, Lloyd.
[0:39ish] You’re kind of a brat, dude. Though… man, he doesn’t really have a family, does he? That’s gotta suck hard.
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