#jane prentiss can worm me anyday

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The Magnus Pickup lines.

"I've got a coffin you can stick something in anyday 😏"

"Are you with the burried? Because I'd love for you to bury me with those tighs"

"Are you with the burried? Because I'm all for suffocation. 😏"

"Damn, somethings wet and it's definitely not the blood on the floor!"

"Well somethings rising and I don't think it's war."

"I've lost my will to live can I borrow yours?" *Stabs*

"Come to my place and I'll show you a fight better than any war you've ever seen."

"Are you Melanie? Because you can take your anger out on me anyday."

"Are you the boneturner? Because I think I just felt a new bone turn in me."

"You've got the bone turner right? Because the more limbs the better."

"Well you can call me a ritual, because I'd love to explode on you."

"Are you with the hunt? Because you can chase my clothes right off my body ;)"

"Are you Nikola? Cuz you could steal my skin anyday!"

"Well I hope you're not with the stranger because I'd love to get to know you."

"You can call me an avatar of the stranger, because you'll see me as a totally different person when we're through"

"Are you with the eye? Because you really know how to make me weak."

"Hey there are you apart of the desolation? Bcause you could burn the whole world with that body."

"Are you the distortion? Because I'd love to explore your corridors."

"You've got to be the spiral because you're driving me mad."

"Insomnia is worth it when it's spent with you ;)"

"Are you the corruption? Because I dissolve under your touch."

"Are you Jane Prentiss? Because you can infest me with worms anyday."

"Are you with the lonely? Because I'd love to never see you again."

"Damn you've got to be the end because you're drop dead gorgeous."(Not mine)

"Are you the vast? Because I'm falling head over heels for you." (Also not mine)

"Are you with the web? Because you can tie me up anyday!"

"Well call me an avatar of the dark, because when we're done you'll see nothing but black for the rest of your life."

"Are you with the extinction? Because I'd love to have a world ending night with you.

"Are you Martin? Because I'd die for you."

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