#jean.hc

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Tiff, could you please also do the flipside and tell us how Zeke the boys would convert a girlie who really doesn’t get the daddy kink? 👉👈

i am so so so sorry for the delay in getting to this my love 💗 my last weekend on vacation ended up being more active than i was expecting so i didn't have time to sit down and work on this for you

here you go~ 🥰 i hope you enjoy! i did my fav 2 plus zeke 🙊 i hope i meet expectations

╰┈➤ daddy kink - aot.

ft. eren, jean, zeke.

cw. 18+ content, daddy kink, gender-neutral reader.

⋙ eren jaeger.

eren brings it up one day like it's a joke. you ask him to give you some water and as he's handing over the bottle, he jerks it back quickly and is like what do you saaaay? and you're like please? and he scoffs and rolls his eyes and is like please, daddy. and you groan and hit him as he giggles, but he still doesn't give you the water bottle until you say in a comically high-pitched voice, please, daddy?

it starts to become natural after that. every time eren hands you something, he doesn't let go until you call him daddy. soon, it just becomes second nature for you to call him daddy when asking for something. eren gets especially excited when he hands you some popcorn at the movies and you instantly reply thank you, daddy! in front of all of your friends -- much to your embarrassment!!!!!

one day, during a heated makeout session that's gone on for far too long, you beg eren to fuck you. he pulls away from where he's been littering hickeys across your throat and just looks at you with a smug grin and says, what do you saaay?

and you huff a little and look away in embarrassment because he can't really want you to say that now, does he? but every time you try to lean back in for another kiss he pulls away, still with that stupid smug look on his face until finally you're like, please, daddy, i want you to fuck me, and you're surprised by how natural it feels to say it

that smug look completely disappears from his face and his eyes practically roll back into his head with a groan. fuck, I've been waiting months to hear you say that he admits.

⋙ jean kirstein.

he's been thinking all day about how to bring this up with you. he made a fancy dinner and got your favourite drinks and dessert to help loosen you up a little bit and then not-so-casually brought up bedroom kinks. finally telling you, i think it would be kinda hot if you called me daddy.

you laugh at first because you think he's joking, but when you see the way he completely deflates you try to stifle it and start apologizing profusely like, i'm sorry, i didn't think you were serious! and he gets a little grumpy and goes to dismiss it but eventually, you relax him.

you tell him that you don't really get it, but if it's something that he wants to try then you're open to it and he kind of blushes and rubs the back of his neck in embarrassment and is like ok, thank you.

later that night, the two of you start having sex and he thinks that you've forgotten completely about your awkward conversation over dinner. but when he's got his arms wrapped around your waist and you're bouncing in his lap, you lean down against his ear and whisper it feels so good, daddy and you feel absolutely cringe saying it and it feels so unnatural but the absolutely guttural groan that jean makes when he hears you has chills running down your spine

he flips you down on the bed until you're pinned beneath him and he's got this look in his eye that you've never seen before as he rolls his hips against yours and he says: say it again. louder. and..... yeah, ok. you get it now.

⋙ zeke jaeger.

zeke doesn't ask. he doesn't play games. just one day when the two of you are making out, he says, i need you to start calling me daddy. and you're really taken aback because it feels like this is coming out of nowhere, so you're stunned into silence.

as the two of you continue making out and pulling off your clothes, he doesn't mention it again so you assume you misheard him. he lays you back on the bed and starts trailing kisses from your mouth, across your jaw, down your throat -- and the combination of his warm mouth on your skin and the scratchiness of his beard has you writhing in pleasure below him

as he descends lower and lower, you start to feel his beard brushing against the soft skin of your inner thigh and you find yourself spreading your legs open for him to lay between. please, zeke, i need you. breathing heavily already, you look down to see him looking up at you with that signature jaeger smirk.

do you remember what i said earlier? he asks, his breath ghosting heat across where you need him the most. your body jerks upward toward him in need but he just pulls away. you shake your head in response and feel him lower his mouth back on your inner thigh, biting at the skin until you cry out with a desperate whine.

i need to hear you say it, he urges and suddenly you remember. you start sputtering out protests but zeke breathes more warm air on your crotch and you can feel your body pulsing with need. please, daddy. you beg -- half-heartedly -- and zeke just chuckles.

he pushes his glasses up the bridge of his nose with his finger before running his tongue up along your inner thigh, leaving a trail of goosebumps in its wake. i can sit here all night if i need to, he says, eyes growing dark. i'm not going to touch you until you say it like you mean it.

#eren #jean #zeke #aot headcanons #jean kirstein smut #eren jaeger smut #zeke jaeger smut #tw daddy kink #eren jaeger x reader #zeke jaeger x reader #jean kirstein x reader #jean kirstein #eren jaeger #zeke jaeger #tiff.fic #tiff.ask #moot.hangesbrattyapprentice #eren.hc #jean.hc #zeke.hc

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hi tiff (っ＾▿＾) / how do you think aot boys would react/respond if you don’t say i love you back to them? btw i love your headcanons sm ♡

🥰 ty for the request!! sorry to taking so long to get to it, i have been in a bit of a slump these past few months but i think i'm finally breaking out of it

this is assuming that you guys are already in an established relationship and have said ilu to each other before in the past, and you're just being bratty 💀

╰┈➤ when you don't say "i love you" back - aot.

ft. eren, jean. cw. suggestive content in eren's.

⋙ eren jaeger.

he's about to leave for the gym one day so he comes up to you and gives you a lil kiss on the cheek and says, "i love you!" all cheerful and happy and you're just like, "uh huh." and he's so used to you saying it back that he doesn't even realize that you didn't until he's in the car.

then he's driving to this gym with his eyebrows scrunched together like, "wait... did i hear that right?" he thinks about it the entire drive and he's already got his phone pulled out of his pocket as he's parking and dialing your number.

"oh, haha, hey babe. i just realized i forgot to say i love you when i left -- so, i love you!" and he's still smiley and cheerful and then you're like, "no, you said it! thanks for calling though!"

and now he's mad. because he's given you an opportunity to say it back and you're still not, so he's grumpy with you on the phone. "did i do something wrong? why are you giving me attitude?"

and you're still just acting like nothings wrong until he gets so frustrated that he just hangs up. so now he's angry at the gym and he's throwing weights around and literally just radiating negative energy.

he comes home and practically kicks the door open and storms over to you on the couch. he's still sweaty and breathing hard from the gym and you just look up at him like 😳 "can i help you?"

and he's like, "tell me you love me." and you're trying to hold back your giggles as you say, "of course, i do, eren." and he's like, "no, i want to hear you say the words."

and now he's got you pinned down to the couch underneath him and his hands are pressed into the cushions on either side of your head and he just looks so mad and finally you're like, "ok, i'm sorry -- i love you!"

but then he just smirks down at you and his eyes still have that burning intensity to them as he stares down at you and he's like, "let me remind you how much you love me, so you don't forget again."

⋙ jean kirstein.

you and jean are driving out of town to go spend the holidays with his parents, and when you guys stop for gas, he gives you a kiss before he gets out of the car and says, "i'll be back in a minute -- love you!" and you're just like, "ok." and go back to scrolling on your phone.

he thinks it's weird, so he goes into the gas station and buys a few of your favourite treats. when he gets back into the car with your snacks, you get really excited and thank him and he says, "anything for you. you know i love you, right?" and you're just like, "uh huh!" while munching on your food.

he's got one hand on the wheel and his other elbow resting on the centre console as you guys drive out. he's quiet for a long while, trying to think up why you'd be angry with him until he finally asks, "are you upset about having to see my parents?"

and you assure him that's not the case while you're happily enjoying your treat and he just looks over at you in confusion. "then what's going on? are you mad at me?" again, you assure him that nothing's wrong and he turns back to the road feeling even more confused.

he thinks about everything he might've done wrong these past few days. did he leave beard hairs in the sink after trimming? did he forget an anniversary? (he lowkey breathes into his palm to check to see if his breath stinks or something and you're just too shy to tell him.)

finally, he's like, "whatever i did, i'm really sorry. i don't like it when we're fighting like this." and you assure him again that nothing's wrong, but he looks over at you like a kicked puppy and you have to cave.

you tell him you were just being silly and you didn't mean anything and he literally breathes out a big sigh of relief. "i thought you were going to break up with me!" he says, reaching across the console to grab your thigh. he gives you a firm squeeze, mostly to reassure himself that things are ok and you rest your palm on top of his.

"i'm sorry, jean, i love you," you say, and you watch his face break out into a grin. but he keeps his eyes on the road to try to hide his blush. "duh, i know that," he scoffs and then he reaches across your lap into the bag of treats from the gas station. "gimmie one of your candies, i deserve it after all of that."

#aot headcanons #snk headcanons #jean kirstein #eren jaeger #jean kirstein x y/n #jean kirstein x reader #jean x y/n #jean x reader #eren x y/n #eren x reader #eren jaeger x y/n #eren jaeger x reader #gn!reader #tiff.fic #tiff.ask #jean #eren #eren.hc #jean.hc

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Hi omg I love your writing especially as a Jean Kirstein girl

So...um...aot characters as porn star?!?

Like idk audio porn,faceless porn or proudly showing their face

thank you so much!! and omg ty for the ask 😫 i've been struggling w inspiration to answer some of the other requests in my inbox (but don't worry, i will get to all of them!!!!) but this one just spoke to me.

(also my spacebar is messed up so if spacing looks weird, it's because my spacebar sometimes likes to put two spaces in between words instead of just one)

╰┈➤ as porn stars - aot.

ft. armin, eren, jean. cw. explicit sexual content, explicit language gn!reader.

⋙ armin arlert.

audio only for our baby armin

he will post literally 20-minute-long audio clips on twitter of him whimpering and whining as he touches himself with jerk off noises in the background

has a patreon where you can pay to request him whimpering your name or any other short phrases in a personalized audio clip

i feel like he would have a sfw job that involves social media like streaming or youtube or something. and people would theorize that the cozy game streamer, armin arlert, is also the whimpering audio guy on twitter, but he's good at keeping the two sides separate so people don't have enough proof to confirm.

⋙ eren jaeger.

full-face, full-body, everything, of course -- it's eren.

he has a twitter that he posts teaser pictures or short clips of his videos, but you have to pay if you want to see everything!

absolutely does meetups with his fans. when he's travelling he'll make a post on twitter saying like "lmk if you're in the area, i'm looking for a costar 😏" and he will absolutely meet up with you -- and film it of course

he loves hooking up with fans for content. he's good about always blurring their face in the videos, but probably has a few "regulars" that he makes content w often

⋙ jean kirstein.

faceless jerk-off videos.

his dick is huge, so it would be a shame for him to hide it from the rest of the world!! i feel like jean is a grower and a shower, so he likes to start his videos with his dick soft so you can watch it grow

usually shares solo stuff, but if he's dating someone he'll make content with them. the camera will be placed in a way that cuts off both of your guys' heads from being seen, but he doesn't use masks or anything like that

probably could also get away with just making audio clips because he's so vocal when he's jerking off, but he gets too much of an ego boost from all of the people in the comments talking about his dick.

#eren #jean #aot headcanons #armin #eren jaeger smut #eren jaeger x reader #eren jaeger #jean kirstein smut #jean kirstein x reader #jean kirstein #armin arlert smut #armin arlert x reader #armin arlert #tiff.fic #tiff.ask #armin.hc #eren.hc #jean.hc

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boys reaction of you gifting them cookies/cupcakes/brownies that say "best dick ever" 😁🙏

ty for asking!! sorry it took me almost a month to respond lol

eren's is mostly wholesome and jean's is mostly horny idk what happened here when i was writing this 🤷‍♀️

╰┈➤ best dick ever - aot.

ft. eren, jean. cw. sexual content.

⋙ eren jaeger.

he thinks it's hilarious. he instantly takes a picture to send to all of his friends. i feel like he probably even changes his instagram bio to "best dick ever 🎂" for a few days

he'd bring it up every time he got in a playful argument with his friends. connie would beat him in a video game and try to rub it in his face, but eren would counter with, "are you a certified owner of the best dick ever? no? i didn't think so!"

the joke gets really old really fast, but eren refuses to drop it. he even almost tells his parents about it and you have to physically cover his mouth to get him to stop.

after a few weeks, he makes a cake for you, too.... kind of. i feel like eren doesn't know how to bake so he just buys a pre-made cake and some icing and writes "best cocksleeve ever" and literally cannot contain his laughter when he presents it to you.

he's shocked when you're not as excited about the gift has he was about yours

⋙ jean kirstein.

he gets really, really embarrassed when you gift it to him. his face goes bright red and he gets all flustered and he gets annoyed with you for giving him something so silly.

jean doesn't really mention it or talk about it at all until the next time you have sex. you notice he's a little rougher with you and a little more vocal, but you don't put two-in-two together until he whispers in your ear about how you deserve "the best dick ever".

despite acting like he hated it, you can tell now that you really inflated his ego. his cock even feels bigger and harder when he fucks you and he's giving you everything you've ever asked for and more.

your sex life skyrockets after your silly little gift. he wants it all the time and he becomes so much more giving and generous in bed to make sure that he lives up to the title of "best dick ever".

finally, he tells you how much it turns him on that you think of him so highly as to bake a gift like that for him and you get to rub it in his face that you knew he was only pretending to hate it.

#tiff.ask #aot headcanons #eren #jean #eren jaeger #jean kirstein #jean kirstein smut #tiff.fic #eren.hc #jean.hc

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jean and Eren fav positions? :)

ty for asking!! i'll give you two for each boy because they ended up being kinda short?

i looked up all these positions online so i could accompany them w pictures in case i describe them poorly, and some of the names of these positions are killing me 💀

╰┈➤ favourite positions - aot.

ft. eren, jean. cw. explicit sexual content, explicit language, fem!reader.

⋙ eren jaeger.

princess (nsfw link)

honestly, any position with you on top is eren's favourite, but he especially likes it when you pop yourself up on your feet to bounce on his dick

he likes having his hands free to touch your breasts, rub your clit, or grab your hips and fuck up into you

this is his favourite position because he gets a really nice view of the way your pussy sinks on his cock while he does little to no work

he loves watching you use him to get yourself off and the way you lose yourself in how good it feels to ride him -- throwing your head back as you bounce your hips on his lap, breasts bouncing in his face as you ride him -- loves it.

catapult (nsfw link)

basically, mating press? he just loves seeing you squished underneath him, having your legs hooked up on his shoulders until all you can do is take it

this position allows him to stuff you with his entire cock, so deep that you can feel it in your throat as he's putting all of his weight into pressing you into the mattress

likes pulling out just so he can slap your pussy with his cock, slick and covered with your arousal -- just to tease you as he tries to hold back his own orgasm

⋙ jean kirstein.

mexican style (nsfw link)

i think this position is also called lotus? jean likes having you on top, but he likes to be sitting up so the two of you are pressed chest-to-chest

sex like this is slow and intimate, with his hands wrapped around your waist and your hips grinding in his lap. it allows him to kiss you while you're riding him

he likes this position because it lets you take charge of how much of him you want to take, he knows he's big and he gets worried about hurting you sometimes

when you guys have sex like this, it always makes his heart feel so warm and big with his love for you 🥺

g force (nsfw link)

wtf are these position names um, you don't necessarily need to be on a yoga ball for this one 💀 the part of this position that he likes is lifting your hips up off the mattress and using his grip on you to fuck you into him

even if your legs aren't wrapped around his body, he'll hold your legs flush against his chest as he fucks you, keeping your hips raised off the bed so all the blood rushes to your head

jean is big and strong and so sometimes he likes to flex how strong he is, and this position does a good job of showing that by the way he's physically lifting you during the act. you never need a pillow to elevate your hips because jean will just lift you.

sometimes he doesn't even move his hips, he'll just grab you and drag you back and forth along his cock, squeezing you so tightly he's leaving bruises on your hips as he looks down and watches you take him

#eren #jean #aot headcanons #eren jaeger smut #jean kirstein smut #jean kirstein #jean kirstein x reader #eren jaeger x reader #eren jaeger #tiff.fic #tiff.ask #eren.hc #jean.hc

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how do they sleep? naked? with boxers and a shirt? with just boxers? 🕵🏾‍♀️

oooo fun question -- how do you guys always come up with all this stuff!!

(also idk how i started writing for armin....... he's just been wormin his way in here w jean and eren idk)

╰┈➤ how do they sleep - aot.

ft. armin, eren, jean. cw. gn!reader, implied sexual content

⋙ armin alert.

armin definitely wears full pyjamas to bed 💀 like matching top and bottom, full long-sleeve, collared, button up (fleece in the winter, silk in the summer)

he wears a new pair every night which is suuuuuper annoying when you guys go on vacation because he insists that he has to. i feel like he used to get night sweats really bad when he was growing up, so it's just a habit from that.

if you wake him up for some 👀 late-night activities 👀 he thinks it's really hot when you unbutton his pyjama shirt while the two of you are making out. or when you touch him through the fabric of his pants -- it makes him so needy and desperate to take them off

BUT he totally puts them back on after sex before you two fall asleep because otherwise, he feels too cold to sleep

cuddles with you for like 30 seconds but then gets too hot and has to roll away to the other side of the bed

⋙ eren jaeger.

eren wears pyjama pants to bed -- you know the ones. those flannel plaid pyjama pants that boys always wear. he's got a few different colours that've been gifted to him over time.

sometimes if it's chilly, he'll wear a wifebeater on top, but otherwise he's shirtless. he feels really restricted with something over his chest while he sleeps -- like i feel like he doesn't even like blankets that much

when the two of you have sex at night, he just kicks his pants down at the bottom of the bed 💀 or only pull them down to his thighs, just enough to get his dick out

after sex, he'll either sleep naked or just in his boxers because he gets too hot to put his pants back on

looooooves cuddling and will absolutely smother you in bed. if you try to roll away and he realizes you're gone, he'll grab for you in the middle of the night to pull you close to him

⋙ jean kirsten.

jean sleeps fully naked or just in his underwear -- he claims it's because he gets too hot to sleep in anything else, but really it's because he's a bit of a horndog before bed

weirdly, if he goes to bed naked, he'll bring a pair of underwear to leave by the bed. i feel like he's really weird about walking around fully naked, so the second he steps out of bed, he has to put on underwear

he'll definitely encourage you to sleep naked too, and then cuddle up with you when you come into bed, slowly start kissing and touching you until things get hot

also loves cuddling, but post-sex he prefers to be the little spoon 🥺 he says it's because he'll get horny again if he cuddles you, but it's really because he just likes being held

alternatively, he also likes laying on his back with your head on his chest, but that's not always super comfortable for you

#jean #eren #armin #jean kirstein #eren jaeger #armin arlert #eren jaeger x reader #jean kirstein x reader #armin arlert x reader #aot headcanons #tiff.fic #tiff.ask #armin.hc #eren.hc #jean.hc

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hi tiff!! do you have any hcs for eren and jean as a dad/husband? 🙊

🥺 what a cute, sweet question -- of course i do!

this is mostly about them being dads and less about being husbands lol sorry

╰┈➤ as a dad - aot.

ft. eren, jean. cw. explicit language, reference to sex, fem!reader.

⋙ eren jaeger.

eren fully believes that you're going to have a boy, like to the point that he fights you over painting the baby's room blue, but the second he sees your little girl he completely melts.

he's read every book about "how to raise a child" and has them highlighted and annotated next to his bed. goes to them immediately for guidance whenever your daughter hits any sort of milestone.

he plays with her all day, every day. literally, he jumps out of bed to go bug her because he's so excited to spend time with his little girl 🥺 he'll let her do his hair, paint his nails, and even have little tea parties together.

he's literally putty in her hands. whatever she wants, he gives her. the two of them have to hide away from you when you say no, because the second she pouts up at him, he's crumbling and buying her that candy bar.

makes you be the bad guy because he can't bare the thought of making her upset. literally has to go into another room when she starts crying after being punished because he'll just cave and give her whatever she wants.

your daughter grows up spoiled as fuck but also has impossible dating standards thanks to the expectations eren's set for her.

ever since the beginning, eren's always done the most to help you out around the house. he's not the stereotypical "come home from work and sit on the couch"-dad, he's the "comes home and makes dinner, helps his daughter with her homework, spends the evening watching movies with the family and kissing you and squeezing you on the couch until your kid yells at you to stop"-dad

even after all this time he's still so crazy in love with you and shows you every time the two of you are together. he's always playfully grabbing your ass and making out with you in the kitchen or whistling at you when you come downstairs after getting dressed up. your daughter claims that she hates it -- says that it's gross -- but she still smiles and gushes about how in love her parents are to her friends.

even when she gets older, she's still a daddy's girl and will call him for help or send him memes or teach him about tiktok 💀

⋙ jean kirstein.

jean wants a literal litter of kids, like three minimum. and no gender preference. like you guys just have a designated baby room in the house on the off-chance that he convinces you to let him knock you up again (and he's very persuasive).

he's very nervous with your firstborn but after that he throws all caution to the wind. he figures the first kid turned out alright, so the others should be fine too.

very rough with them!! even the girls!!! he'll throw them up in the air, swing them around by the arms, or tuck them under his arms and run around like he's carrying a football. you're constantly screaming at him to be careful and slow down but he rarely listens.

loves doing big excursions with the family. whether that's a big trip to Disneyland or a day at the waterpark or whatever, he's always got something planned for the weekend that involves strapping all the squirming, upset kidlets into the car and driving for a few hours.

he's always the bad guy. like to the point where if someone does something wrong, all you have to do is say "what dad going to say when he finds out about this?" and they're crying and begging for forgiveness. he's mastered the stern, "i'm not mad, just disappointed in you"-stare that really tears at all of the kids heartstrings.

i feel like he's really into gentle parenting but there was maybe an incident when one of the kids was a toddler that was potentially very dangerous that had him yelling at a child for the first time in his life (immediately burst into tears once he realized everything was ok and was shaking so bad that you had to hold him 🥺)

jean is also insufferably in love with you but he's really weird about having sex when the kids are around. so the two of you end up going on a lot of late-night drives or date nights at hotel rooms so he can fuck another baby into you show you how much he loves you

he wants your house to be the house that all the kids go to hang out and is always so excited to meet their friends and be involved in their lives as much as possible. he knows all of your kids' friends by name, knows who they're dating, who they hate, etc., etc. i feel like jean is someone that is so easy to be around that some of your kids' friends will go to him for advice

when the kids get older, he loves it. loves being able to talk to them like adults, helping them navigate adulthood, and see them grow up and succeed. definitely cries during each and every child's graduation and whispers in your ear as he's clapping, "we raised a good one." (and yes, he says that every time)

#jean kirstein #jean kirstein x reader #eren jaeger x reader #eren jaeger #aot headcanons #snk headcanons #aot x reader #snk x reader #tiff.ask #jean #eren #tiff.fic #eren.hc #jean.hc

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what about angst headcanons? how do they deal with an argument or fight? how are they fighting?

good question! i had to sit and think on this one for a while!!

╰┈➤ angst headcanons - aot.

ft. armin, eren, jean. cw. gn!reader, maybe a lil low-key toxic 💀

⋙ armin arlert.

armin will always voice his concerns with you when they come up. he really values communication so he'll sit together with you and get it all out -- but sometimes, he gets so frustrated or upset that he starts crying

he always feels stupid when he does, or like he's not being "manly" around you when he cries, so he tries to hide it but you catch on immediately from the waver in his voice

he doesn't let you comfort him when he's crying because he wants to focus on the task and he doesn't want you to think that he's using his tears to manipulate you

in the end, you two are always able to talk it through. once he feels good about what you've discussed, he'll let you cuddle with him and make him laugh to cheer him back up again

⋙ eren jaeger.

eren tries really hard not to get mad at you. like armin, when something bothers him, he brings it up right away, but sometimes he's not satisfied with your answer or whatever you did just makes him too mad to talk

eren is explosive when he's angry -- yelling, stomping, slamming doors/cabinets -- but he knows it isn't healthy to fight like that!!! so he does his best to keep his reactions to himself.

if the conversation gets too much for him, he just leaves. he'll either lock himself in his room or go for a long drive/walk on his own -- he's not trying to shut you out, even though it feels like that, but he just wants to cool off because he doesn't want to scare you with his reaction

reconciling is always really emotional for both of you. he doesn't like fighting, but he can't help the way he reacts -- and he just needs your assurance that things will be better and that you still love each other 🥺 he just cares about you so much, he gets a little scared that he's gonna screw things up

⋙ jean kirstein.

jean becomes really snippy and passive-aggressive when you're fighting. he turns into a colossal dick when he's mad and he doesn't hold back at all. he's also very good at the silent treatment 😶

if he's mad at you, he never brings it up himself. you just notice that he's acting weird and rude and have to confront him yourself, otherwise, he'll just keep acting like a dick.

after he's simmered in his anger for a bit, he immediately feels guilty and angry with himself. he knows he's not the most mature when it comes to stuff like this, but he can't control it

he's always the first to apologize and it's always over the top with gifts or a big speech or whatever. even if you were the one that caused the fight, he'll always apologize first. he doesn't even care about what happened anymore, he just feels so terrible about the way he acted toward you

#armin #eren #jean #jean kirstein #eren jaeger #armin arlert #jean kirstein x reader #eren jaeger x reader #armin arlert x reader #aot headcanons #tiff.fic #tiff.ask #armin.hc #eren.hc #jean.hc

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I loved the wholesome ask!! fluffy/wholesome boys :') Ahh please I need more fluff, specifically Jean if you have any 🥹

hello!! thank you for the wholesome ask 🥰 i love the fluffy requests just as much as the smutty ones.

sorry for the delay! also i decided to do a couple of boys because i was just filled w ideas for this one 😭

╰┈➤ fluffy headcanons - aot.

ft. armin, eren, jean. cw. gender neutral reader

⋙ armin arlert.

he loves playing board games with you!! specifically cooperative strategy games like gloomhaven, pandemic, or dead of winter. he loves looking at the board with you and trying to figure out the best course of action, but even if you lose he still has fun just spending time with you (and i feel like after the game you guys would talk about things you could do better for next time 🥺)

going to the library is like a monthly ritual for the two of you. on Sunday, the two of you go together and then wander off, collecting 1 book for yourself, 1 book for the other person, and 1 book to read together -- almost like a mini book club between the two of you

armin is a little introverted, so he likes to spend evenings and weekends curled up on the couch with you watching a show together or just reading next to one another. he's a lil annoying tho when you watch tv because he likes to constantly pause the show so he can tell you his theories or try to guess what happens next 💀

loves going for walks with you!! especially on a lazy weekend morning or after dinner when the sun is starting to set. he'll hold all your stuff (keys, phone, wallet, w/e) in the pockets of his cargo shorts 💀 and then hold your hand as the two of you walk throughout the neighbourhood, just talking about nothing and everything

⋙ eren jaeger.

eren will always force you to come with him when he's running errands 😭 even if it's a one-person job, he claims that he needs you with him for moral support. so the two of you will get in his car (and maybe he'll stop off at your fav coffee shop to get you a treat for the journey) and take you with him to the grocery store, or the hardware store, or wherever tf he wants to go

loves impromptu dates. if the two of you drive past the aquarium and you see that it's got a new special exhibit, he's immediately pulling over so the two of you can go check it out -- even if he doesn't care or if it's something he's not usually interested in, he can tell from the little lilt in your voice when you get excited about something, so he'll stop everything just for you 🥺

angry gamer guy for sure 💀 i can just see him yelling into the mic at jean about dying too much when they're playing some shooter game or something. but in between games (if you're not hanging out in the room with him) he'll call you to come over so he can get a good luck kiss from you before the next match (cue jean gagging in discord)

when the two of you are cuddling, he loves to just lie on top of you and squish you with his full weight. he calls himself "eren blanket" and just goes limp on top of you. he thinks it's so funny when you giggle and try to push him off and he doesn't let up unless you're really struggling to breath

⋙ jean kirstein.

loves planning date nights for the two of you 🥺 always a fancy dinner or a play or something in the city. he just loves seeing you get all dressed up for him and wearing matching colours with you and trying fancy wines with the love of his life

snores 💀 like, loudly -- obnoxiously, even. like you have a hard time falling asleep sometimes because he's rattling the whole damn house. but you discovered a trick! if you kiss him softly when he's snoring, he'll smile a little in his sleep and stop snoring!! he'll start up again later, but you usually have enough time to fall asleep before he does

wakes up suuuuuuper early every day -- even on weekends. he'll putter around the house, tidy up from the night before, maybe even go for a run if it's a nice day. but he always crawls back into bed with you a few minutes before your alarm goes off so the two of you can cuddle for a bit before starting your day

he gets you to tie his tie for him every single time 🥺 even though he knows how to do it himself, he just gets so happy watching you do it for him and when you tighten it up around his collar and check in like, "is that good?" he'll just smile and give you a little kiss in thanks

#jean #eren #armin #aot headcanons #eren jaeger #armin arlert #jean kirstein x reader #eren jaeger x reader #armin arlert x reader #tiff.fic #tiff.ask #jean kirstein #moot.mochimoon #armin.hc #eren.hc #jean.hc

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Your thoughts about toxic jean kirstein???it just stuck me out of nowhere. 👀

ooooo what a thought. i feel like it would be easy for jean to be toxic because of his temper and his superiority complex. in canon, if marco didn't bring him down to earth, jean would be the wooooorrrrssst

╰┈➤ as a toxic boyfriend

ft. jean/gn!reader. cw. toxic behaviour, sexual content, gn!reader.

he's really insecure so when you are dating, that manifests as jealousy and possessiveness. he doesn't like you going out with your friends without him, especially if you're dressed in a way that's more revealing than he'd like.

even if the two of you are together getting coffee or at a restaurant, if it seems like you're a little too friendly with the cashier or the server, his mood instantly flips. "why are you flirting with them right in front of me?"

he's sooo selfish and entitled. he expects you to be available for him whenever he wants. if he calls you and you don't pick up, he's instantly blowing up your phone like, "where are you? why aren't you answering my messages???" when you're just at work or maybe taking a nap or something

if you try to break up with him, he doesn't accept it. he continues hanging around, calling you, whatever, like the two of you are still together. gets even more mad when you don't answer his messages or you go out without him. if he sees you with another guy, he's instantly in that man's face. using his height to intimidate them into backing off, despite you getting angry at him for being such a psycho ex.

even though he's literally the worst, most controlling, obsessive guy you've ever dated, you can't quit him because the dick is too good 😫

sometimes you rile him up on purpose because when he gets really mad, he fucks you stupid just to punish you. bending your body in half beneath him as he splits you open with his cock, whispering in your ear, "you're mine. don't forget that." over and over until you cum.

sometimes you're a little too flirty with his friends when all of you go out together, just so you can watch jean's jaw tighten and his eyes narrow from the way you giggle at eren's jokes. when it gets to be too much, jean pulls you into the bathroom, shoving your face against the wall as he fucks you, filling you with his cum and taunting you like, "go ahead, go flirt with jaeger. see if he'll clean up this mess."

jean's toxic, but you're a little toxic too just because you love seeing his possessive side come out 🙊

#tiff.ask #tiff.fic #jean #aot headcanons #jean kristen #jean kirstein smut #aot smut #jean kirstein x reader #jean.hc

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i need more of ur hc content bc it has me literally sweating at the dinner table. thoughts on eren/jean and their feelings ab a daddy kink???? i must know ur ideas….

hello lovely!! 🥰 so sorry for the delay in getting to this!

also i'm sobbing rn because i wrote like half the post and then my phone glitched and i LOST EVERYTHING AHHHH anyway

daddy kink - eren & jean

jean kirstein

your approach on this is really really important. if you just casually ask him one day like, would you be ok if i called you daddy? he would immediately be like wtf absolutely not! because he associates "daddy" guys w like scumbags and he doesn't want you to think of him like that

but then one day he does a favour for you and you say 🥰 thank you, daddy! and he doesn't say anything but his brain short-circuits a lil bit... and then you notice him going out of his way to do more nice stuff for you just to hear you say it 💀

maybe you guys get into a little argument and jean is 100% in the right so you come up to him and lay your palms on his chest and look up at him w big sad eyes and you're like 🥺 im really sorry, daddy and he immediately pulls away from you with a deep, throaty fuuuckkk because that was WAYYY too hot and now he's already half-hard in his pants

by the time you say it during sex, you already know the kind of effect it has on him. you slip in a lil please, daddy -- harder! and he's going FERAL on you. fucking you into the mattress until you lose your breath and your thighs are sore from his hips pounding against you and you've got bruises all over your body from how tightly he grabbed you

and then he finally says it for the first time on his own and you know you've got him 😈 he's got his fingers buried inside of you, lips on your throat as you pull at his hair, telling him you're so close, so close, you wanna cum so bad and jean just hums against your throat like uh huh, i want you to cum real fuckin hard for me -- can you do that for daddy? and then you're clawing at his back and crying out as you cum all over his hand and he's chuckling in your ear like that's it, you're so good for daddy, baby 😭😭😭

eren jaeger

same as jean, i think this guy would hate it if you straight up asked to call him daddy. he's definitely got some issues w his own dad, so the idea of you calling him daddy makes him literally recoil in horror

but then you slip it in a couple times during sex and he pretends like he doesn't hear you but you can feel the way he grabs you a lil tighter and fucks you a little harder but if you do it too much he will cover your mouth and be like stop that 😡 but you can see the way his face gets all flushed and his eyes darken

and then one time you say it as you're cumming, daddy, fuck! and all of his resolve crumbles entirely. he buries his face in your neck as your gasping and panting and he's just fucking reeling from how hot it sounds when your voice trembles and how tight you squeeze him when you're moaning and he decides he needs more.

and you're just kinda whimpering in the aftershocks of your orgasm but he keeps going, keeps rolling his keeps, and keeps hitting that spot that has you seeing stars and he's like what was that? what did you just say? and you can't hear the lust in his voice from how fucked out you are, so your instinct is to apologize for pushing things too far but then he's like no, no, no. don't get shy on me now -- say it again.

and you're still not quite sure if he's mad at you twist your face away from him in shame, but then he grabs your chin and tilts you back to face him, looming over you as you blink up at him with teary eyes and all you can do is whimper out a quiet daddy?

and then he smiles at you, sinister, and he's like yeah? is that me? and you can only offer him a quick, desperate nod and he leans down against your ear and this time, you can hear the dark growl in his tone as he says you want daddy to take care of you? make you cum like that again? tell me exactly what you need and daddy will take reeeaaaal good care of you

#eren #jean #aot headcanons #tw daddy kink #eren jaeger #jean kirstein #tiff.ask #moot.theragethatisdesire #jean.hc #eren.hc

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jean and eren thoughts on the backdoor ifyouknowwhatimean

sorry for the delay anon!! here you go 🥰 sorry i am a lil tipsy so these are really horny

this is hardly a headcanon atp this is just point-form smut 💀💀💀

anal headcanons 👀 - jean and eren

jean kirstein

first off, bi!jean supremacy so when you ask for a lil backdoor action he's already very familiar w the process and how to make this good for you -- especially since he's absolutely PACKING so he doesn't wanna hurt you

he really works you up to take his dick, like i'm talking a multi-day process!!! first, he starts with just his fingers while the two of you make out, or maybe he'll finger your ass while he's going down on you to get you used to the feeling (definitely also eats your ass more than once but that's more just for fun 👀)

when you're good with a couple fingers and you're used to the feeling of being stretched out a lil, he moves up to using a dildo and you're annoyed at first because you're like if i can take a dildo i can take your dick but then he holds the dildo up next to his dick so you can see the size difference and he's like come on, trust me.

so he fucks you with this lil dildo while he's getting you off with his hand and you're just a whimpery mess on the bed, feeling so full for the first time and you're begging him to fuck you with his cock and you can see how hard he is from looking down at you but he's like no, no, we need to wait, ok?

and then finally he decides you're ready for him and you can see the joy and desire all over his face as he lubes up his cock and your legs are spread on either side of him as he works the fingers of his other hand inside of you, making sure you're still ok and you're so needy and desperate for him and he can tell and it's driving him crazy

and if you thought the dildo filled you up??? oh man... the feeling of this man's warm, thick cock stretching you out has you feeling like you're on another PLANET and he keeps checking up on you to make sure you're ok, but you can see how tightly he's grabbing the sheets and how flushed his face is and you're like please, just fuck me

eren jaeger

you propose the idea one day randomly and immediately he's perking up and like yes! let's do it tonight! and he's so eager and excited that you're like yeah, yeah ok.

when the two of you are making out, his hands are allllll over your ass. grabbing and kneading at you, pulling you open and growling in your mouth like i can't wait to fuck you and then he's pushing you down on the bed and pulling your clothes off, and i mean like pulling and tearing and if you weren't turned on before, you definitely are now from how absolutely animalistic this man is at the thought of fucking your ass

he watches you take his first finger, slick with lube, and you can just see his face darken once he pushes inside of you, biting his lip and groaning at the sight of his finger disappearing inside of you. he fucks you gently with the first finger until your hips start bucking down against his hand and you're begging for a second and then he's looking up at you with glazed eyes like yeah? ready for another?

with the second finger, his head is falling back with a moan -- if you didn't know better you'd think he was actually fucking you at this point from how he's reacting. he watches your tiny little hole stretch around his fingers and the feeling of you squeezing him has his cock making a mess of his stomach.

the third finger is a little too much for you at first 🥺 so to make it easier, he lowers his mouth on you too, helping you relax as you accommodate the stretch of three of his fingers inside of you -- but he keeps his eyes fixed on your face and the second that little crease between your brows disappears, he's smiling and fucking you a little harder with his hand

finally you're stretched out enough to take his cock and he's already breathing hard as he lines up with your entrance, pushing his soft head past the tight ring of your ass with a throaty groan. when he finally pushes his full cock inside of you, until his hips are pressed against yours -- he kisses all over your face just to check in like, you ok? do you need a minute? because despite how badly he wants to absolutely split you in half, he still wants to make sure you're ok.

#eren #jean #aot headcanons #it was a mistake to answer these thirsts after a couple beers because now i'm 🥵 #eren jaeger smut #jean kirstein smut #tiff.ask #eren.hc #jean.hc

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idk if you've done this. but—nsfw head canons for erejean threesome? 👀

no, i haven't answered this yet!! thank you for asking because i desperately wanna talk about this 😫

kinda tbaw jean/eren but also kinda just general jean/eren threesome headcanons

also sorry this is REALLY horny i'm super drunk rn

eren&jean

this is definitely eren's idea. he proposes it as a joke, but doesn't back down when jean takes it seriously

i think eren is initially intimidated by the size of jean's dick, so he proves himself by making you cum with his fingers and his tongue as many times as he can

they definitely keep score for who can make you cum the most 💀

once they start having sex with you i think their attitude completely switches up from being competitive to cooperative

jean fucks you first because you've already been sleeping with eren for a while so he wants to help coach jean through it

you're leaning with your back pressed against eren's chest while jean fucks you. eren's holding your legs open with one hand while his other hand is swirling on your clit and egging jean on she gets so fucking tight when she cums -- can you feel it?

eren gets really turned on by the way you squirm and the sight of your pussy stretching out around jean's dick and he's grinding up against your ass until he finally asks if he can put it in

you guys have to switch positions to find something comfy and eventually decide on: jean on his back, you straddling his hips, and eren standing off the bed between jean's legs -- that's the only way you can get both dicks in you at once

you don't even have to move, both boys are just fucking you while you hold still and try not to explode from the feeling of having two cocks in you at once

jean cums first and eren absolutely gloats about it afterwards

(in a world where ass-to-pussy doesn't cause issues) when jean pulls out, eren switches to your pussy and loses his mind about how wet you are and how he's gonna fuck both his and jean's cum so deep in you

eren/jean

jean is definitely more comfortable w his sexuality than eren. he's fucked around with guys, maybe he's had a boyfriend or two, but eren has strictly only done drunken one night stands because he has a lil bit of internalized homophobia

but jean is very nice about it and encourages eren to jerk him off just close your eyes and pretend its your dick but then gets angry when eren is too rough

then jean shows him how it's done and the two boys are jerking each other off in front of you 👀

when they kiss it's rough, like they're trying to bite each other and they're moaning and groaning, gripping each other's cocks tightly until eren pulls away and is like we're here to fuck her not each other

i think jean makes eren suck him off and is kinda rough about it. revels in the way that eren chokes on his cock with a fistful of his hair in his hand like awww can't take it? is it too big, eren?

they switch so you can sit on eren's face while jean is sucking him off and eren nearly loses it and has to shove jean's face away

similar position to before: jean on his back, you in his lap, and eren between jean's legs -- but this time, eren fucks jean 👀

#eren #jean #tiff.ask #tiff.drunk #eren.hc #jean.hc

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how do the boys (jean and eren) feel by always initiating sex with their partners (assuming eren would have a gf lol)?

ooo good question! i got a lil carried away w jeans 🙊

how they initiate sex - jean, eren

jean

i feel like jean primarily initiates sex in the bedroom. so right before bed or first thing in the morning. i think he's very much of the philosophy that your bed is only for sleeping and sex so he's trained himself to get horny when he's laying down 💀

he'd start with just cuddling, either face-to-face or spooning, and he'd kiss your head, your face, your neck and each kiss would be a little longer and a little more sexual

and he's got one hand under you, wrapped around your shoulders to hold you close while his other hand roams your body. trailing down your front, playing with the waistband of your shorts, then dipping lower to grab your thigh

the whole time he's breathing heavy, kissing you neck and rocking his hips into you like whispering little sweet nothings like you look so pretty when you're sleepy or i love waking up next to you

and the next thing you know he's pulling down your shorts and you can feel him hard against you, i think he'd like to start with thigh-fucking 👀 just slipping his cock between your soft, plush thighs and gently thrusting against you

the whole process would be really slow and sensual until one of you finally gets needy enough to want more and then he's rolling on top of you and getting you to stroke him while he kisses down your body

if you're outside of the bedroom, i think he'd employ the same tactics -- kisses along your neck/shoulders and hands grabbing at your body to show you how much he wants you

loves transitioning from cuddling to sex

eren

he's ready to go anytime you want him so i feel like 90% of the time he's waiting for you to initiate 💀

but i think he'd initiate by telling you how horny he is for you, like even if you're in public. like you'll just be chillin, shopping for groceries and he'll come up behind you and lean down next to you ear and be like i can't stop thinking about how cute you look riding my dick and then he'll wrap his arms around your waist and pull you flush against him and be like remember last night baby? when you were bouncing in my lap? that felt so fuckin' good right? lets get out of here and do that again.

or he'd get super handsy randomly and start grabbing your ass and trying to slide his hand between your legs when you're sitting together like come on, just lemme touch you

if you ever let him touch you in public, like out at a restaurant under the table, and you let him get you off??? omg, i don't think you guys would make it out of the parking lot -- i don't think you'd even make it in the car!! he'd be all over you and trying to fuck you immediately, just so turned on by how hot it is that you let him do that.

i think he'd love "tricking you" into being alone with him so you guys can hook up. if you guys are at a friend's house or at a party or something he'll like go grab you and be like i really need your help with something and you'll be concerned and follow him through the house until he takes you into some back closet or something and you're like ???? and then he just starts kissing and grabbing you and is like come on, we don't have much time

or you're over at mama jaeger's house and she's like oh shoot i'm missing something for dinner -- eren can you run to the store? and he's like hell yeah and drags you with him just so he can park in some abandoned parking lot and go down on you in the backseat of his car before dinner

#eren #jean #aot headcanons #tiff.ask #eren.hc #jean.hc

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I saw your tag of liking mean Dom jean, do you have any head canons regarding that, or any fun head canons of him similar to the head canons you wrote about the warriors please 🙏 🥹

omg i am obsessed about this man, i could write about him for dayyyyyyssss 😭

jean kirstein

sfw headcanons:

he’s really into skincare lol but he likes it when you do it with him. so he’ll pretend like he doesn’t know what he’s doing just so you’ll rub stuff on his face and he can lay back and feel pampered

being nice doesn’t come naturally, it’s something he has to really try at. he’s just generally kind of rude and asshole-ish, but not from a place of arrogance, it’s more like an insecurity thing? like he’s afraid to be vulnerable so he’s mean as a defence mechanism

he’s really quick-witted and good at comebacks, lowkey bullying 💀 like if someone does something stupid, he’s instantly got a funny quip to say that has everyone laughing

is really caring and thoughtful but immediately gets embarrassed and angry if you point it out. like he’ll bring you food if he knows you haven’t eaten but if you thank him for thinking of you, he’ll be all: “don’t be dumb, i just had extra and i didn’t want it to go to waste” and then he gets all grumpy 🥺

comes from a super rich family so he never thinks twice about spending money. will lowkey flex about things he’s done or vacations he’s been on like “oh yeah the weather in paris is great this time of year”

REALLY DRY TEXTER. like you can’t have a conversation w him over text at all. he’ll just “k” and “lol” or 👍 the whole time. no emotion, no emojis, just the absolute bare minimum (unless you’re sexting and then suddenly he’s shakespeare)

nsfw headcanons:

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE DICK. like you can’t believe your eyes for the first time. he’s canonically like 6’3?? so it’s proportionate 👀

knows he has an absolute weapon so he’s really considerate about getting you warmed up first because he’s so scared about hurting you 🥺 will use lube and his fingers and toys to stretch you out if needed

also REALLY into fingering. enjoys oral too, of course, but prefers fingering because he can still kiss you and watch your face and say nasty things 🙈

Goes into demon mode during sex, like literally turns into a completely different person — says the nastiest shit in bed and you fucking love it. like almost degradation? not like name calling but his tone of voice and attitude in bed is just has a mean undertone

Size kink, of course. Loves seeing your pussy stretched out from his cock, the way you choke around his dick because you can’t fit it all down your throat, how small and tiny your wrists look when he’s got them pinned above your head

His favourite thing to do is have you sit on his face after he’s just cum inside you so he can clean you up. Licking and sucking up that mess until he’s hard again and you’re ready for round 2

#jean #aot headcanons #aot smut #tiff.ask #jean kirstein #jean.hc

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how would jean and eren react by you drooling on them sleeping?

omg what a wholesome question! 🥺 ty for asking anon!!

also i’m so mad, because i wrote this whole thing and then tumblr glitched out and didn’t even save anything i had written as a draft!!! tumblr mobile is the worst istg

╰┈➤ catching you drooling - aot.

ft. eren, jean.

cw. none.

⋙ eren jaeger.

the two of you are cuddling together on the couch, watching a movie, and eren doesn’t even realize you’re sleeping until he feels a wet spot on his chest.

and then he’s mad because you’re the one that wanted to watch this movie in the first place, he was totally against it! (the fact that he’s now absolutely enraptured is irrelevant)

but he can’t say mad at you when he sees how cute and stupid you look with your face smudges up against him and your mouth hanging open.

especially not after all the photos he took that he’s now going to post on your birthday or as his lockscreen to embarrass you.

and when you wake up he’s absolutely making fun of you for being gross. look how wet you made my shirt, babe! and you were snoring sooooo loud, you’re gross 😏

⋙ jean kirstein.

jean woke up early this morning and decided to surprise you with your favourite starbucks drink. so he snuck out of bed and crept in and out of the house before you woke up.

when he comes into the bedroom, drinks in hand, he sees you sprawled across the bed. you’re cuddling his pillow with your face buried in it, hair a mess, and a small pool of drool forming under your mouth.

he thinks it’s absolutely adorable! he physically clutches at his chest because seeing you like this has his heart aching from how lucky he is to get to see you like this.

so he takes a seat at the edge of the bed and gently shakes you awake. when your eyes blink open and you lift your head, he reaches forward to cup your face and brush the drool from your chin with his thumb.

you accept his gift with a beaming smile and jean can’t help himself but lean forward to kiss you — drooly face and morning breath be damned.

#aot headcanons #jean kirstein #eren jaeger #jean #eren #tiff.fic #tiff.ask #eren.hc #jean.hc