#jlktalks.

[hairenya]

I’m glad we’ve moved past the “what were they on” response to anything moderately creative, but it is important to acknowledge that sometimes it’s obvious someone wrote something when they were on actual drugs and that’s okay too.

#you look me in my eyes and tell me Ralph Bakshi wasn’t on psychedelics when he came up with Wizards (1977) #look me in my eyes and lie to me #jlktalks.

[hairenya]

Yellowjackets and the inherent trauma of adolescence as a girl

#jlktalks. #yellowjackets

[hairenya]

Hey, so my boyfriend and I are watching The Barbie Movie and I neeed someone to make me a replica of this necklace, like I will pay so much actual money to own this

#jlktalks. #I have googled and not been able to find it

[hairenya]

My favorite thing about Yellowjackets is how all of the characters look like actual people and adult women instead of models

#yellowjackets #jlktalks.

[hairenya]

My toxic trait is that if my cats tried to kill someone, I would not only let them, but would in fact actively encourage them

#jlktalks.

[hairenya]

ao3 is down :(

#how am I supposed to live without my good omens smut? #jlktalks. #I might end up actually being productive for once and cleaning my room or something

[hairenya]

I instinctively almost unfollowed someone for saying that summer was better than winter and then I realized that perhaps I was being a bit too heavy handed

#jlktalks. #this is why I couldn’t be king of anywhere #I’d behead people and then regret it

[hairenya]

So, I know we talk a lot about how evangelicals are a death cult but this just took it to a whole new level. I was browsing inspirational stickers because I like stationery and have 0 serotonin, and a lot of times there’s a recommendations overlap between faith stickers and inspirational stickers. Which like, I don’t really get, but sure, go for it, no one’s mentally well adjusted here. I came across one that said “Make heaven crowded”. Like I know what they mean but that’s an objectively terrifying way to phrase it. How do you have that as a sticker and somehow think you’re the good guys??

#jlktalks. #this is something a super villain would say #like I know asking Christians to be self aware is like asking a bird to swim #but maybe like idk ask the gay couple next door or something before you print stickers? #like there should be a secular person at some point in the production process to prevent things like this #I am thinking of buying it and putting it on one of my swords tho 😂

[hairenya]

About The Blogger

In no particular order:

- Name: Avarice, Avie, Av, or Jess are all fine

- Pronouns: she/they

- Religious Views: Theistic Luciferian

- I’m biromantic and asexualish

- I’m madly in love with/ in an open relationship with @flyin-shark

- Political Views: Socialist

- I cannot hold a conversation to save my life, please don’t take it personally.

- I’m 28 years old and having a minor crisis about the aging process at any given moment.

- I’m an Aquarius

- I use the tag jlktalks. for any original posts or additions I add to reblogs. Basically any time I’m talking.

- Otherwise, while I try to tag things it’s mostly inconsistent.

- This blog mostly runs on queue and the validation I get when someone likes something I post

- My icon was designed by ultrainfinitepit

- Header image is of an Oscar the grouch prototype by Jim Henson which is a MoodTM

I have 2 cats-

Jen Jen:

and

Melkor:

#jlktalks. #about

[hairenya]

I took an afternoon off to catch up on paperwork, and now my house is so much cleaner! 🙄

#jlktalks. #adventures in teaching

[hairenya]

I hate stores in December. Some peasant had a birthday millennia ago and now I have to fight through 300 people in a Target.

#jlktalks.

[hairenya]

Fighting the urge to say “we get it, you care about things” whenever anyone lectures me

#jlktalks. #bring back moralizing as a word so when I tell people to stop moralizing they know what I mean

[hairenya]

Trick or treat?

Treat!!

#jlktalks. #asks #halloween #cats

[hairenya]

I don’t even so much mind having a job, it’s the having to pretend to be positive about it that gets me

#jlktalks.

[hairenya]

Y’all!! Look what I bought while I was out shopping today!!!

#aesthetic #jlktalks. #i’m so happy #ignore my unmade bed in the background #this is not about my questionable housekeeping skills #this is about my dope ass black and gold snake mug

[hairenya]

Guess who got jury duty guys!!

#it’s not until September and I doubt they’ll choose me but I’m so excited #gonna spend the day before brushing up on jury nullification #jlktalks. #I get out of work and I get to judge people potentially it’s literally my dream job