#john's response to dave claiming all toasters toast toast is from charii5's everything wrong with hotel mario

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Dave: if someone spells their name gregg your first instinct is to say greg with two gs

Dave: but it actually has 3

Dave: lil bit of gregg trivia for you

John: dave, it's 3:14 am, go to sleep.

Rose: No. I want to hear what other wisdom you have.

Dave: not to sound politically unaware but did you guys know fox news has absolutely no news about foxes

Rose: Interesting.

Dave: all toasters toast toast

John: no, they do not, they toast bread, dumbass.

Dave: my b john

#submission #source: #well the first two pieces of wisdom from dave are from random tweets i saw #i don't use twitter they just escaped containment and made their way to other platforms #actually good platforms #the last piece of wisdom from dave is from hotel mario #john's response to dave claiming all toasters toast toast is from charii5's everything wrong with hotel mario #everything else is original #btw jade is here too #she just didn't say anything #// #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dave strider #john egbert #rose lalonde #my mans off the shits