#junko comes back ten minutes later with her one night stand

[aparticularbandit]

Meanwhile, Drive Away Dolls is Junko and Kyoko go on a road trip, only Junko has a southern accent instead of a valley girl one.

Junko: We have to stop here for all the dykes, and then we have to go here for all the BBQ, I know you won't like it, but it is the BEST—

Kyoko: It's a straight shot.

Junko: And we could stop here to see the world's largest Dixie Cup!

Kyoko: It's. A. Straight. Shot. And the guy said it's a rush job. We need to get the car there tomorrow.

Junko: But if we take an extra day, we can go farther and see girls in bikinis and high heels!!!!

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Kyoko: You shouldn't have sprayed anything on the back of the car.

Junko: It's art!!

Kyoko: And when we hand the car off, it stops being art and starts being vandalism.

Junko: It comes off with soap and water, sour puss.

Kyoko: No, it doesn't.

Junko: ...what doesn't

Kyoko: The graffiti. I tried.

Junko: It's part of my larger project!

Kyoko: ...what larger project

#musings #bandit liveblogs #junko: i'm trying to get you laid! #kyoko: i need to have a connection first! #junko: you can have a sleazy one night stand! be your best self! #kyoko leaves and gets in bed with a good book #junko comes back ten minutes later with her one night stand #and promptly kicks kyoko out of their motel room #kyoko proceeds to give her the silent treatment on the road the next day