#k thx byeeeee

[coquelicoq]

my dad texted me earlier today saying my 13yo sister wants me to edit one of her school assignments. cool, no problem. last time i did this it was her campaign speech to be elected mayor of her classroom. very cute. this time i open the email and the title of the google doc is "IMPERIALISM". it is one paragraph long. my sister clearly has no idea what imperialism is. i am assuming it is due tomorrow.

#my dad: hey [my name] how about you figure out how to explain imperialism to a 13yo in the next two hours. k thx byeeeee #the good news is she very clearly did not plagiarize this. or use chatgpt. #the bad news is girl hasn't the foggiest what imperialism is and that is the subject of her assignment. #so. pros and cons.

[kmclaude]

🤬🤬🤬

#diary comic #diary comics #art #kmclaude #kmclaudeart #i am a transsexual so ill be using that word k thx byeeeee

[fizzlo-and-the-cubes]

uoghoughghg bloodbender au follow-up

(idk if any of you watched rottmnt and caught the reference here but i'm making this phil act more like a draxum-type character. there will be more references to draxum in the future. this is a threat.)

extra notes under the cut vvvv

phil wont get attached to these kids, he's a warrior after all (he gets attached after like a month lmaoooo)

missa first only came to the human world for it's music - he hates humans actually. after chayanne and tallulah showed him kindness though he started street performing and gave his earnings to the two of them

missa doesn't pull the wet cat act with phil here he gives that man passive aggressive hell

maybe phil disturbed something in the spirit world and it pissed missa off?

phil's plan is to move around unpredictably in order to evade someone and the kids follow him (to his irritation)

if i ever make this into a full on story i imagine they'd go to the earth kingdom first, where foolish and tubbo are building a city of their own that phil wants to seek refuge in

they go undercover most places (hence the different outfits) because phil is wanted in literally every country

cellbit is being held in a prison in the fire nation for bloodbending. while scouting ways to break him out, roier found pepito and brought him back to foolish

bagi is also a bloodbender but she barely uses her abilites. chayanne might seek her out later on in the story

roier carries a spool of metal rope and uses it to swing between buildings

charlie is a water bender and lives in the foggy swamp with juanaflippa

vegetta and willy are combustion benders

jaiden baghera and carre are air benders

etoiles can bend lightning

pepito is taught earth bending by foolish and roier, water bending by cellbit and juannaflippa (sometimes), air bending by carre and fire bending by leonarda

no dead eggs there will be no sadness (there will be sadness but i like the dead eggs and they cant bend if they're dead)

tallulah thinks chay wants to meet cellbit to learn blood bending, but in reality he wants cellbit to remove his bending entirely

if you've read this far you're being perceived YOU'RE BEING PERCEIVED OOGABOOGABOOGA NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE-

please bear in mind I'm not an expereinced writer in the slightest and i've never had the balls to make an au before so please bear with me as I get a better understanding of the qsmp characters. there are dozens of people to account for and i want to be fair and accurate with who i portray. k thx luv u all /platonic BYEEEEE

#qsmp #qsmp au #qsmp bloodbender au #qsmp philza #qsmp chayanne #qsmp tallulah #qsmp missa #qsmp foolish #qsmp roier #qsmp leonarda #qsmp pepito #ououghgh i gave it its own tag i feel so CRINGEEEEE #idk if i'll even make this into something but y'all were so nice on the first one so i made you guys something to chew on

[leonisdumbasallhell]

Yo, don’t be weird on my posts, k, thx, byeeeee.

#don’t rp on my art #and don’t insult me while you’re doing it!

[the-modern-critters]

Actually DogDay, can I borrow this other head? I'm gonna go test something somewhere else. K thx byeeeee! *Speed walking away*

“…Okay…?”

#dogday says

[strawbebe-dk]

I would die for annular k thx byeeeee (but also please share the juicy lore bits you have yet to share)

Awww your sacrifice will not be in vain 😋

But for realies that’s really sweet here’s some semi useless annular facts:

Although both they are twins, the collector formed first making him older

Following that he’s a whole day younger

He bites

Annular has the musical potential to be  exceptional with any instrument

but as of now he can barely play the recorder

Here I explained but he collects by turning things into sheet music

He doesn’t have a favorite food but like anything with the texture of sand

Uh that’s all I can think of rn

#toh #toh oc #annular #knob rambles #see ya soon!

[bimbosanddolls]

*taps the "I'm a lesbian" sign again*

I don't care if you believe all women are "bisexual cock sluts" or whatever stupid thing you decided to DM me before I blocked you.

I'm not interested in men. Period. Go be gross somewhere else. Or better yet, maybe just stop being super gross.

K thx byeeeee <3

[airybcbyy]

thinkin bout this post of mine and like…no condom? and he’s alr a dad? as trixie mattel would say he has that “hot potent dad nut” and i never thought abt it??

k thx byeeeee

#★ · airybcbyy #airy shitposts #airy posts #airy says important things sometimes #airy cries #airy writes for gojo 🔵👄🔵 #gojo satoru x reader #gojo saturo #hot potent dad nut #airy writes for jujutsu kaisen #airy writes for jjk

[yourlocalartsonist]

Hi I’m obsessed with Leo and need more sustenance k thx byeeeee

#rise of the tmnt #rise of the turtles #rise leo #rise art #artwork #fanart #tmnt fanart #leo fanart #save rottmnt

[angel-blitz]

*Falls and trips* fatso is the best when it comes to courting mates because he'll give you a box of chocolates and literally anything sweet/dessert related k thx byeeeee

#kkfos #not to feed into the stereotype that all fat people have a sweet tooth (me) #but i bet he not only has a sweet tooth but he also is awesome at baking #he puts on a cutesy frilled apron and makes cupcakes and stuff (with added liquified human as filling) #I NEED TO DRAW HIM BEING A HOUSEWIFE GRRRRRR #adding it to my list

[turquoisetuber]

do you think the ssb fighters had to sign a contract

like

terry (super smash bros' certified normal guy) shows up and master hand gives him a contract like

"hey okay weve got

anime boys with swords

martial artists who could break your spine

three guys who will eat you alive

guys who shoot fire

someone who'll hit you with his car

three guys who will shoot at you in planes

a fucking gorilla

a baby gorilla with guns

a crocodile

the fucking demon king

magicians

a giant cat that won't know the difference between your screaming and the crowd's cheering

a dragon who will rip you to shreds

a hedgehog that can break the fucking sound barrier

several people with guns

and more

sign here k thx byeeeee"

#super smash bros ultimate

[officialralsei]

Hey Ralsei can you light me on fire I embarrassed myself at thankgiving k thx byeeeee

Umm...! Even if I could cast fire through an extradimensional connection, I couldn't hurt you like that...! Stay safe, please...

#officialralsei

[louandhazaf]

Hiya friends!

Dirtbag Louis and I are just dropping by to say that I’m currently running a little gender experiment and I’m going to go by he/him pronouns for a lil bit to see how it feels!

k, thx byeeeee

[imhereformysciencefriends]

I do think the sexiest thing the Homestuck fandom ever did was go "Yes, dirkjake was mutually toxic and both of them wronged the other, in some ways more than others, and yes, they were bad for each other and brought out each other's worse traits just as much or more than they brought out each other's good traits and yes they made each other miserable about equally to how they made each other happy and yeah it's probably for the best that they broke up HOWEVER. This is fanon and toxic shit is hot they fuck forever and ever k thx byeeeee <3<3<3"

Like fandom needs to relearn how to acknowledge the artistic merits of canon and then throw it out the fanon window to make the characters buttfuck about it enough of this "you can't ship that it's toxic" nonsense

#hs #haro rambles

[victorfrankingstein]

hi can someone tell me real quick about a topic that has fascinated me in or outside of school lately for what I hope to gain from the college experience or something fun and interesting about myself that I want an admissions officer to know and please do it in 250 words or less k thx byeeeee

[worlds-smallest-epsilon]

hii this is my first anon hate and i dont really know what im doing so please just pretend i said something really awful k thx byeeeee

😭😭😭

You jerk that was something I was sensitive about!