#ketsuekki

[noircisaint]

‘  look  at  you  being  the  bigger  man !  i  mean ,  smaller  bigger  man .  he’s  taller .  ’ ― @ketsuekki

(    *    & .   A  MILLION  LITTLE  THINGS    /    SENTENCE  STARTERS .

⠀⠀         ❝ i see you want me to punch you really badly. i can oblige. but i don’t believe you will get up any time soon. and for your information. i can flay you just as easily, so you best watch your words. ❞

#ketsuekki #|| 𝚁𝚎𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚞 #|| 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚕𝚎 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎

[peepingtoad]

@ketsuekki​ griped: "Ew, you're a writer?? I should have known someone as arrogant as you was a member of the intelligentsia... Though, ugh, do pervy books even count as actual books?" Sticks her tongue out. "Maybe you should just stick with 'old man' as your profession..." | impromptu asks | always accepting! |

“If you needed to even ask, then you proooobably shouldn’t be in a position to question the genre I write.”

That aside, it felt like there might even be a compliment there amongst all the verbal back-handing. Maybe he was delusional, or maybe he was just arrogant enough to not give a flying f...rog about her actual opinion, except the bits he selectively approved of.

“Say... what’s an intelligentsia anyway? Is it like intelligent but also very muscular and sexy? Because if so then yeah, I’d say that’s pretty accurate!”

#ketsuekki #FIUCJK #MINAMI CALLING JIRAIYA A MEMBER OF THE INTELLIGENTSIA #HAS FUCKING SLAIN ME #SLAAAAAIN #{fanmail} #{thread:jabwar}

[rcsentful]

                                            @ketsuekki​ / starter

      “... Oh my god, she’s right.”

      It’s mumbled to himself under his breath, something he’s a little too used to doing - however it seems like he wasn’t quiet enough, freezing in that anxious way he always does when Minami looks over at him. Note to self: stop talking to yourself. Well, he’d just have to hope she wasn’t offended or something... 

    “I mean - sorry, just Toga said something to me about how we... Sorta look like we’re related? And she’s... Not entirely wrong...” 

#{ i can't be a hero / ic } #{ i will do what it takes to survive / main } #ketsuekki #I HOPE ITS OK I REFERENCED THAT ONE POST BUT LIKE... #i simply could not stop thinking abt it

[tsuyokuma]

+ @ketsuekki​​ asks:

      ❝ guess it’s a good thing i’m going to make your boy suffer . ❞

—    A MESS OF DISCORD RP QUOTES.

        ❝  cool it with the death threats,  ❞ Mayu groaned in response. Of course she would immediately assume death was Minami’s priority, especially when she’d been crossed. It was hard not to envision what morbid ideas she may have had, too hard now that Mayu’s been exhausted by a heist gone awry. Brows furrowed in frustration, running her fingers through her hair as she released an exasperated sigh.

            ❝  i’m stressed enough as it is.  ❞

#𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒉 & 𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒛𝒆𝒏. | ic. #ketsuekki #mayu is Tired

[mistdaze]

"Don't worry, little one. Soon they will all be dead, and you will shit on their graves."

“Well... suppose I can’t say that they don’t deserve it.”

Minami was never one to mince her words. She always said what she meant and meant what she said. Even now, when Asanoha had reached adulthood. It was comforting that Minami hadn’t really changed. Asanoha crossed her arms however after a moment of thought, her bottom lip poking out just slightly before her gaze fell on Minami.

“That is a lot of graves, though. I think I might need your help~” she murmured with a playful twinkle in her eye.

#Minamiii!!! \o/ #ketsuekki

[mozaikrolez]

              it  was  strange  to  see  a  demon  flee  from  a  fight  unless  the  sun  was  on  its  way  up  .  especially  a  demon  who  was  engulfed  with  the  scent  of  rage  that  was  on  the  verge  of  eruption  .  there  was  a  tinge  of  sadness  entangled  in  the  scent  of  anger  that  hit  his  nose  occasionally  —  something  fairly  common  with  demons  ,  but  something  else  caught  his  attention  .  she  wore  attire  not  usually  worn by  a  demon  .

              ❛      you were  a  slayer  ...  ,      ❜      he  lowers  his  blade  —  but  only  a  little  .

              @ketsuekki​   ♡ ‘ d  for  a  starter  !

#/ heeeey !! i hope this is ok ! lemme know if i should change anything !! #/ and how r u my homie !! #˗ˋ *ﾟ & ⟶ 𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐨. ／ ic. #˗ˋ *ﾟ & ⟶ 𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐨. ／ main. #ketsuekki

[uchiha-madara]

The Akatsuki had been fun while it lasted, but the war was done and lost and there was one more dead gang to add to her list of past employers. It didn't change things in the long run. Revenge was a lifelong goal, after all! No time to dwell on disappointment. "Hey," Minami pointed to the stranger before gesturing to the map she'd messily thrown on the dirt path they shared. "Can you read this shit? I thought I'd be close to this village by now, but I think missed a sign back there somewhere."

@ketsuekki \\ 

___________________________

“Well, if you’re looking for a hidden village, I’d suggest heading through this town here.” He pointed at a small town, where a section of the roads met, “And then cut through here.” He slid his fingers east from the town’s gate to yet another road. “And then head south on that road.”

“That should put you on the right track.” He ponders for a moment and then says, “Did no one ever teach you north from south?”

#Immortal #\\spicy madara tonight #ketsuekki #||answered

[seizasa-a]

(   PROMPT   )

@ketsuekki​ WROTE :

👾 + 🙉 for rengeeee >:9

—— —   👾 what was my muse’s childhood bogeyman?

Renge didn’t have one. If anything, he was the bogeyman who appeared in a lot of children’s nightmares, even before he devoted his mind, heart, &&. soul to Jashin. He was pretty creepy as a child &&. took great pleasure in scaring the other kids he came across before their parents hurriedly ushered them away, faces white &&. eyes wide. He thought it was very funny. More to the point, Renge has never been scared of anything. Not even death.

—— —   🙉 what are two things that make my muse uncomfortable in conversation?

Let me preface this by saying that it is incredibly difficult to get under Renge’s skin. Push all the buttons you want, but he’s not likely to blow a fuse anytime soon. Hell, you can even insult Jashin straight to his face &&. he’ll just cackle &&. tell you that you’d better be ready to face the consequences when you meet your maker   (   i.e. after he ritualistically sacrifices you to Jashin   )   . He has a nigh impenetrable emotional defense comprised of an obnoxiously unwavering sense of humour that encompasses just about everything from the childishly benign to the morbidly gut - wrenching grotesquerie.

&&. as far as conversation goes? There is absolutely nothing anyone can say that will so much as make him flinch. You could string together the most vile, heinous, deplorable description you can think of &&. more than likely he’ll go   ❛   sounds like a fun time   ❜   . Sorry to disappoint, but that’s just the kind of freak he is.

HOWEVER COMMA

There is one thing, &&. quite possibly the only thing, that can make Renge’s smile disappear. It’s just not something people talk about.

#&&. ❛ ANSWERED ❪ to whom it may concern . ❫ #&&. ❛ CHARACTER STUDY ❪ guard well within yourself that treasure . ❫ // renge #ketsuekki #i was stuck on that last one #until i realized it said 'conversation' #and i was like >:^) #time to get mysterious

[chidorikiller]

@ketsuekki​ LIKED FOR A STARTER || Closed Starter

A pause, as Kakashi looked over at the woman he’d met once before. “Well, this is awkward,” he said. He wasn’t sure how they had both ended up like this, strong shinobi in their own rights, captured and thrown in a cell together. Well, he had an idea. He had fallen asleep pretty deeply. Maybe drugged? He wasn’t sure. Doubtless they could escape fairly quickly if they tried. Still--awkward. He didn’t think either of them particularly their hands being bound so tightly, either. “Remember me?”

#LMK IF THIS IS OKAY! #ketsuekki #t: cell block tango

[qvru]

@ketsuekki​  Eso has appeared ! what to do ? Brush off Ask...

minami vc: ask to leave. you smell like old soup.

❝   still better than smelling like an corpse flower like you right ? but if you want to continue to attract flies be my guest  ❞

#ketsuekki #ic（ ɴᴇᴄʀᴏꜱ ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇ . ） #// tgvoburiegrt

[battlelust]

Stares up at him, arms crossed under her chest with a pout bordering on a frown. "Stop being bigger than me. You're disgusting. Cut your legs off. Die."

Makes a show out of looking around. He looks everywhere but where she stood. “. . . did anyone else hear that? Sounded like a bug.”

#ketsuekki #𝚂𝚄𝙲𝙺𝙴𝚁 𝙿𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙷 — ASKS

[tsuyokuma]

+  @ketsuekki​ asks:

      "i heard a rumour you bit a guy's dick off!"

                               (   START A RUMOR ABOUT MAYU.   )

         Mayu was suddenly and aggressively coughing and wheezing on air—or her tongue—or her dread, likely the latter. She barely caught her breathe again when she spewed out her thunderous objection,

          ❝  — where the hell did you get that from ?! FUCK NO !!!  ❞

#𝒂𝒍𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒈𝒊 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒓. | ic. #ketsuekki #i cant beLIEVE #and neither can SH E #im sob bi n g

[theredpalace]

@ketsuekki This is the image that will make you scream with glee <3

A super complex commission completed by my darling resident artist @saekimchi ! This is from the Shogun AU, where Shogun Uchiha Musashi duels the Bloody Wraith Keumi Minami. Though the duel ended in the Shogun’s favor, it was one that would forever haunt the memory of the Land of Iron for the gruesomeness of the battle.

I intend to have it printed, framed in as full a size and glory as physically possible. Thanks to all my rp buddies and friends for all your love!

#ketsuekki #saekimchi #shogun au #uchiha musashi #land of iron

[h-toga]

@ketsuekki​  lemme stab ~ n - n

i mean you can stab me but i can’t promise i’m not gonna stab you back u3u

if you lemme have some blood too , we can trade knifes ~ n w n

#ketsuekki #₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ crack 。

[seizasa-a]

(   PROMPT   )

@ketsuekki​​ WROTE :

murder for either jiraiya or hinata? :eyes: :eyes:

It was her first mission since graduating to the rank of CHUNIN   .      She wasn’t alone   ;   an S - rank mission such as this was far too dangerous to entrust to a single shinobi   .      Even so   ,   the details regarding this venture were concerningly vague   .      All they knew was that there had been a series of reported MURDERS across the lesser islands of Mizu no Kuni   ,   the victims notably being figures of political prestige   .      The daimyo had enlisted the help of Konohagakure in conjunction with their own Kirigakure shinobi to increase the odds of finding &&. taking out the culprit   .

Hinata was more than a little nervous   .      Despite the two other chunin &&. their jonin squad leader accompanying her   ,   she couldn’t help the twisting in her stomach when she thought about how they were essentially hunting down a RUTHLESS KILLER   .      She knew that this was simply the reality of the shinobi world   ,   but it made her ill nonetheless   .      How did she make it to chunin if she couldn’t even stomach the idea of taking down a rogue ninja   ?

Pathetic   .

She was sent ahead of the others to scout out the area with her Byakugan before they advanced   .      She was quiet   ,   stealthy like a cat   ,   but nothing could have prepared her for the sight she stumbled upon when she happened across a small clearing in the thick   ,   misty marsh they’d been traversing   .

A shaky gasp was torn from her lips before she could quiet it   ,   hands flying up to cover her mouth as her strained eyes widened &&. the BLOOD drained from her face   .      On the ground before her stood two people   —— —   a shinobi &&. someone else   .      Hinata could do little more than sit &&. gape in horror at the murder that was unfolding before her   .      She was paralyzed   ,   fear as heavy as steel in her bones   ,   &&. she watched   .

Her hands tightened around her mouth as she felt bile rise in the back of her throat   .      Tears stung at her eyes &&. her breath felt trapped in her lungs   ,   unable to escape   .      Should she run &&. tell the others   ?      Should she try to apprehend the murderer now   ?      Would she even be able to when faced with a jutsu like that   ?      She didn’t even know what that was   .      It looked like   . . .   it looked like   . . .

Blood   .

#&&. ❛ ANSWERED ❪ to whom it may concern . ❫ #&&. ❛ VERSE ❪ undetermined . ❫ #ketsuekki #i'm going to strangle tunglr for not notifying me when i have asks