#what do you mean i cant spoil my precious daughter whom i love very much ?
#need my precious daughter to be well fed so here’s some snack my child dont mind the dead body in the room
Fuck preserving the crime scene, amma get myself a snack
#he always uses the term “daddy” or “papa” and it’s just so funny and unnerving like here comes the most feared avoided man in the court acting like a wet omelette when it comes to his precious daughter
I imagine them to be a happy family in the modern AU where Fengxian and Lakan are married and Lahan and Maomao are their children. Fengxian would be strict but she very much dotes on her kids (just not as obviously as Lakan, but who can compare with Lakan).
I feel like Lakan would be a lawyer which would put his skills to use, whereas Fengxian would be an academic in mathematics, and of course they're both super good at xiangqi and go in different ways. (I'd like to think Fengxian taught Lahan a lot of maths when he was younger and that encouraged his love for the subject).
love that luomen like some others also makes sure maomao doesn't have to face lakan if she doesn't need to i mean that's his annoying but still (at least la clan's version of) beloved nephew
The Emperor can never get rid of the La(Ra) clan from his life 
Lishu: I wish to be adopted by the La clan.
In the Emperor ‘s mind: I suppose that makes sense, despite how insane the La clan are, they treat each other well. . . .What’s the worst that can happen.
*** Basen starting to court Lishu***
The Emperor: well, at least none of my family are trying to court someone in the La clan.
I’M SORRY, but the potential of the La(Ra) clan operating as a close knit and functional family unit could not be matched. Like imagine all of their strength, skills, intelligent, and immortal thinking combined it would be a really scary family to face.
Maomao still lives with Luomen but he’s more of a grandpa or uncle to her, as she actually has a positive relationship with her bio father Lakan.
They live around the same area as in Canon as Luomen enjoys, planting herbs way too much. They tried to move
So Maomao and Lumen live in a very slightly bigger house, and still live near the pleasure district.
Maomao still knows poison and herbs but has some skills in Go and Shogi thanks to Lakan. Lahan has also helped her become better in finance.
Lahan is still skilled in finances, and knows a bit, not very much about poisons and herbs due to Maomao and Luomen he has a bit of resistance to poison thanks to Maomao giving him barely poisonous tea and is also has some skills in Go and Shogi thanks to Lakan.
More of the young Lahan Maomao modern siblings AU with Lakan having the opportunity to be an actual father to them (I need them to be happy). I'd think that Lahan and Maomao would display peak sibling behavior growing up.
Fengxian doesn't let Lakan choose their clothes or make any decisions really, since I bet Lakan has terrible sense with anything that isn't his job or go and xiangqi. (And yes Fengxian would definitely choose her spouse's entire wardrobe for him, and he will happily let her).
As suggested - here is Lahan's older brother (Junjie) in the young Maomao Lahan siblings AU.
I think he would be the very tired eldest brother (even though they're supposed to be cousins) but he has no choice but to handle these two, and they are definitely a hand full. He can be quite soft on them, since he can't bring himself to be too harsh.
I'd think that Lahan and Maomao would be around 11 and 10, whereas Junjie would be like in his mid teens? I don't actually know how ages work.
And yes they all have blue eyes because I've registered that as a La Clan thing (though Luomen has yellow eyes? In the anime).