#kuruk & haru are the only actual Good People on this list djdnsksnmamdnf

[comradekatara]

who are our straight kings </3

[PRE-MUSTACHE] HARU!!!! (obviously haru is still straight post-mustache, but he is no king of mine...)

ok well. iroh obviously

& lu ten (famously a father-son chad duo)

(and ozai, and zhao, and the warden of that labor camp who was voiced by george takei)

jet ofc. aromantic heterosexual icon <3

our good friend chan (but not ruon-jian, cuz he’s a little bicurious tbh)

pakku didn’t invent heterosexuality, but he certainly did pioneer it

ok wait kuruk is actually a straight king tho. like actually I love him. hetero legend

the boulder is as equally likely to be straight & completely sincere in his performance of masculinity as he is really fucking gay & simply performing perfect straight man drag. I’ll get back to u once I decide which is funnier

#foolsdiamond #asks #kuruk & haru are the only actual Good People on this list djdnsksnmamdnf #and kuruk has a shit reputation and haru has a shit mustache so. rip #I’m so bad at naming men on this show bc whenever there is a single scene w a man I black out instantly #so many jet stans are gonna get mad at me now huh #bat meet hornets nest #the boulder #lu ten #iroh #haru #jet #pakku #kuruk #chan #ozai #zhao