#lana jameson | viktor samuels

[reversecreek]

where: freya's trailer, locke rowe. for: @stigmvtas

Lana had paid to buy the plot for Freya's trailer in cash outright. She didn't even care that she'd been renting, that each blade of grass hidden in the shade of the big metal structure hadn't always belonged to Freya as every beautiful blonde hair had on her head, a head Lana was so used to kissing on a weekly basis that now her lips felt sick and empty without it. She wanted to preserve everything, all of Freya, exactly as it had been; as it should be, still. Couldn't stand the thought of it covered in anything other than the faint, smudgy remains of Freya's fingerprints; fingers that'd been warm, once, that'd interlinked with Lana's like they should've since they'd first been born, just two tiny terrors forever trembling with bouts of inappropriate laughter. She'd managed to push up into a sitting position, since texting Viktor, right in the corner of Freya's bedroom, duvet pulled around her to form the equivalent of a leather baseball glove, so desperate to be held by Freya's smells that it was all she could think to do, a pathetic little ball incapable of pitching anything, being any use to anyone. Her cowboy boots were muddy on the floor. She'd pulled on a thick pair of Freya's worn socks. Wanted to close her eyes, imagine her bounding footsteps, impish laughter parting her lips, think about all the places she'd been and all the people she'd made smile, Lana most of all; a tattered hoody, too, auburn hair enveloped, shadowy eyes made worse for the light it obstructed. She didn't even notice there'd been a sound, the front door pushed open; Lana didn't even realise Viktor was in the room, too consumed by the memories there, the candy wrappers Lana had carefully plastered across the left window in mimic of her own stained glass. It's our own, like, special portal; it means we can always reach each other. "Do you, um..." she spoke eventually, unaware of when she'd clocked them, unsure if they were actually there at all; it'd been a while since she'd managed to sleep. She could've sworn she'd seen Freya on the walk over. "Do you remember that time when -- when you fucked Miles, and -- and I was so... mad at you? 'Cause she--," Lana gently knead at her kneecaps, held them close, pinched the skin in the place of the name. Pinched until it stung, dug in sharp crescents. "And I threw... I threw so much... cereal at your head?"

#lana jameson | viktor samuels #lana | interactions #grief tw #self harm tw

[stainedcherub]

where: port apartments for: @smalltragedy

As soon as Lana's hole had healed from a furious romp among a farmer's strawberry crops, nerve ends staticky as an old television begging for a set of fingertips to smudge their screens, she'd wrapped a long Afghan coat over a scrap of red lace and called it a day. It was a miracle, really, no longer bound to a wheelchair that Caleb had to creak around town, back blown and anus in tatters. No matter. Healed, now. Prancing like a hobgoblin; she'd never been so thankful to regain full use of her legs; Lana arrived at Viktor's front door with a coat-hanger wedged grin, lapels fisted shut with her left hand as her right knocked out a discordant tune. "Hieieieieeieiee!" As soon as the door opened, her smile conceded slightly, just as megawatt but five times more genuine. Viktor reminded her of a picture she'd seen online, once, of a butterfly suckling blood from an open wound. Grotesque, in some ways. Beautiful. "Girl scouts calling. I wanna, um--," she got a little squirmy, swirly, laughter escaping as she fidgeted her left boot; every excuse was going to sound so transparent, "I wanna see what you're working on. Like, sculpture stuff, fart gallery projects, la-dee-da. Totally curious, full George. Can I see?"

#lana jameson | viktor samuels #lana | interactions

[strvwberryblcnde]

👫 viktor lana :D

send a 👫 and I’ll write four headcanons i have about our muses’ relationship.

he he he he (me doing an evil little laugh tht daunts n unnerves everyone around me)..... i knew u would send this i already thought of this hc in advance when i rb’d the post. ahem. i will begin. tht time they went motel hopping n wreaking havoc bc they were both suspended from radcliffe i imagine one night a motel they got to was booked full n they’d got there rly late so they were jst like fk it let’s sleep in the car. viktor’s hearse. n if he happened to have fallen asleep first i feel like she wld have been like huh.............. he lks weirdly peaceful when he sleeps almost like he doesn’t wna bite the whole world into tiny little pieces fr once. she’d feel like she ws sighting a rare exotic bird in the wild like it ws some special privilege i think she’d smile to herself abt it like a loser. n lana is literally so physically affectionate she’s like a gross over excitable puppy so i cn imagine her wriggling up to him n carefully as possible plopping his arm over her as he slept. inspired by this image bt rly just.... in any form she’d tuck herself up w him n sleep tht way w the aim of somehow waking up first n moving before he realised she’d done it. idk if tht would have happened i wnt lie lana sleeps rly soundly when she’s cosy w ppl she likes so <3 mayb he ws disgusted by this when he woke up n saw it bt it’s ok <3 lana wld laugh it off n not care

i think i might hv mentioned this as a hc very briefly in a reply before bt???? i jst thought of it again now. i hv this idea in my head of a game lana wld play with viktor where she’d draw in biro on her thigh a grid fr noughts and crosses except she usually does like. stars and hearts or just a way more Lana version..... i cn imagine her making him play this w her when they were like. jst sat out on the beach in provincetown or in bed after 👀 except i think she wld let him choose what he drew for his turns. smthn to represent him. mayb she’d suggest a ram’s head like black phillip fr his sexy chaotic satanic goat aura n he’d be like ya sure i’ll draw a whole fking detailed ram’s head in this tiny square lana n she’d be like ugh ur talent ur mind jst ignoring the sarcasm n loving it instead. in a similar ball park i feel like she wld doodle things on his tattoos like a penis on his marble statue-esque one (if tht is actually canon i cnt remember if u said it was i won’t lie) n jst things like tht. rly all of these things r just an excuse to touch him n vice versa bt. the noughts n crosses game in particular is one she made up just fr him.

fr his bday i feel like lana wld give him a homemade coupon tht entitles him to an elaborately staged rouse where they entrap some loser man w a fake relationship / spat / whtever which involves her seducing him n viktor finding them n freaking out. like they hv before bt. maybe this one wld even involve sfx blood it wld be extreme n dramatic n scandalous. mayb lana wld at one point put in fake vampire teeth. it wld be ridiculous the guy wld be like what the fuck who are u people. he wld maybe get genuinely injured it wld be a lot. sometimes lana can b a bit immoral fr the drama of it all i feel like viktor brings out her most rogue side n honestly tht is sexy. bt anyway in addition to this she wld ask judes help n get him to do a drawing/piece of tatiana. she wld be nervous abt giving this to viktor bc obviously he doesn’t like talking abt / confronting vulnerable topics so i feel like she’d jst slip it into an envelope n leave it in his room as a silent gift from her n not be there to see his reaction or anything. i think she might not even sign her name she’d jst kiss a lipstick print onto the envelope n know he’d recognise who it was by the colour bc of tht time he said he’d know it anywhere. sighs n lks away...

ok so. fr the night where lana stole trent’s car keys n walked up to viktor at tht party n was basically like “hey wna steal a car w me :)” in not so many words.... this is hw i envision the night panning out. they went speeding. lana at various points was dangling way too much out of the window n holding her hands out bc she loves feeling the wind on her fingers when ppl drive fast. hair jst blasting everywhere truly no concern fr safety. viktor probably literally hd to haul her bk into the car by her ass at numerous points bc she almost flew out n died. she’d ask him to find an empty lot where they cld spin n skid around the place n keep being like AGAIN AGAIN CAN WE GO AGAIN like a giddy child requesting another go on the swings. after all tht fun i feel like she wld hv been like lets drive out somewhere quiet n they’d end up like. at some kind of lake in the woods. mayb they get out there idk bt after all the thrill/novelty wore off a bit i feel like trent’s car wld mke lana sad bc she has bad memories associated with it / him in general n she’d jst impulsively hit the bonnet n try to snap the windscreen wipers n struggle doing it bc she doesn’t hv the arm strength so she’d jst be like ERGH!!!!!!!!!! n try to kick the car after giving up n it wld be rly hard n hurt her foot n she’d b swearing like FK this car it’s so UGLY......... jst the worst tantrum bc her heart’s never Rly in it when she’s angry it’s always just very clear she’s sad n trying to make tht sadness seem braver. mayb his way of calming her dwn in this situation wld b like. let’s sink the fker <3 n lana is silent fr a bit before being like. sniffs. ok :) bt she’ll only do it if they’re in the car n drive it into the lake bc she wants to see all of trent’s shitty cds get wet n ruined frm the inside. anyway. it happens. they hv to climb out of the lake sopping wet n walk bk all tht way. is it cold? idk. this ws all a hideous idea bt that’s on brand. i won’t lie she’d maybe silently hold his hand on the walk bk fr a little while n if he commented on it be like ummmm if we don’t work together to preserve body heat we Lit Rally might get hypothermia viktor don’t b a BABY abt it i’m saving ur life if anything u shd thank me i dnt even wna hold ur big sexy hand i’m jst playing paramedic... bt in reality who r we kidding. she’d jst wna hold his hand. she’s sick <3

#lana jameson | viktor samuels #meme #this got so long im a bit embarrassed. especially tht last one im actually unhinged.... #mcrpheus

[frvyas]

↳ INSTAGRAM: @FREYANILS UPLOADED A PHOTO 10 MINUTES AGO

it’s @lana_jameson’s 22nd birthday which means it’s a national holiday. 💖💓💕💗💘💝💞 everyone is required to take this day off n drink a whole bottle of wine n flash ur tits in her honor? if u don’t then ur disgusting and awful. bt anyway next part is LOCKED TO EVERYONE... love u lana. don’t think i could’ve gotten luckier in the best friend department....it’s sickening....i wd kill adam flynn for u if u wanted. and any other man. i don’t care. i don’t think i can say wt i want in so many words 😔 so here r some DICK SISTERS VERIFIED LANA JAMESON REVIEWS:

“5.5 billion stars. Been visiting this one since 2017. Always met with warmth and smells nice. Sometimes you’re just in a bad mood and it is quickly noted and everything is done to make you feel better. Delightful. Will visit for a friendly shoulder to rest on for the rest of my life.” - elias paxton, hockey star extraordinaire, probably has a huge dick.

“no complaints 👍” - gunner paxton, sexy man of many words, definitely has a huge dick.

“5 out of 5 stars - very nice presentation, neatly wrapped, comes with fun features such as feather boas, cowboy hats, and even water guns filled with tequila if you're lucky. smiles available at any time, always top notch quality, will warm your heart straight away. can provide the best advice if prompted, will not even notice. highly recommended if you're looking for a friend of the most superb quality.” - levi park, owner of big sexy brain, cutie patootie.

“nice tits” - viktor samuels, liege of being sexy, liege of being annoying.

“hey lana, happy birthday 😊 ur one of the best people i know & i owe u a lot – don’t think i would’ve been as happy at radcliffe if u weren’t here. u have this rlly bright energy & i catch myself smiling whenever ur around. hope u have the best year possible filled with as many pairs of avant garde sunglasses as ur heart desires ✨” - rowan cahill, boring but sexy, disgustingly handsome.

“five out of five stars. one of the coolest girls i’ve had the pleasure of hanging out with. smiles and laughter guaranteed. smells like a bakery but also a candy shop. will only make fun of you a little bit if you shove a whole dumpling into your mouth and burn your tongue. but it’s cool because even when she makes fun of you it feels special. would love to be made fun of by lana jameson anytime, anyplace.” - dom evans, disgusting simp, owner of phat ass.

“11/10, have ordered this product on several occasions and have been satisfied and satiated every time. definitely recommend if ur looking to bust a fat nut (and other things thts jst where my mind went to)” - leo fowler, pussy slayer, radcliffe’s biggest sex symbol.

“sometimes it feels like i've been sucked into a technicolor world where everything is shaped like hearts and daisies when she walks in. bit disorienting but i'm always down for the ride. 1000/10 would let her spit in my mouth” - romy kelso, pegging legend, hot piece of ass.

“being around her is like all the best feelings of being a kid again & trying to understand her means not appreciating what’s most beautiful. pure of soul, kind of heart and JUICY of ASS. lana jameson is a gem unlike any other. if u don’t agree with that? then you literally owe me money.” - marlowe, sexy holder of shovels, superstar artiste.

“a good replacement for the star on top of your christmas tree :')” - rosa samuels, best tits i’ve seen, sweetest woman alive.

“u are the hottest and most entertaining and best supplier of [redacted] i have ever met in my life and im not just saying this shit bc freya is holding me at knifepoint right now (if u want to see me alive again pls give her 3 slices of cake and she will consider sparing me). ur not funnier than freya bc again, she has me at knifepoint rn, but ur at least as hilarious as she is. genuinely glad i know u. please free me.” - will costello, father, son, bastard.

“queen of the ages and angel in the land of gods n monsters wow happy birthday love. what is this place without you honestly” - blue ferreira, queen of stars, blower of bubbles.

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fifi_cel happy bday girlie 😘 domevans happy birthday lana! 😊🎂❤️ ↳ freyanils omggg heart emoji? disgusting behavior. blocked. milesaldenn even evil women deserve nice birthdays ig so happy birthday!!!! lana_jameson im SO disgusted n this definitely DID!!!!! NOT!!!!! make me cry in ANY!!!! WAY!!!!! ty n love u all bt love u MOST u sexy bad bitch 💅👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩❤️🔪 renlopez HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANA UR THE SEXIEST BADDEST ANGEL IN TOWN

#radsocial #* / lana . #this is long but i'm not sorry :knife: #u know the drill....comment if ur char wd....smiles

[strvwberryblcnde]

📱 bfb

lana: ok so 📝 darcy is bringing me 2 whtever dumb lame uglie stupid loser rich ppl thing they're doing tn idk he mentioned a pool ngl i zoned out???????????? like my ears were There n they lkd SO cute like my ears tend to (ugh we love it) bt were they processing words???? idk 👂💔 except i DO kno n they weren't ❤️ ugh i'm so honest n raw n real❤️

lana: anyways it's prbly this big house in the hills where they hv parties w someone on the door bc it's an invite thing bt i feel like u cld Easily talk ur way in if u look at the girl in tht way u do like jst shoot her a viktor look or smthn

lana: they kno my rl name which is pretty lame tbh idk why i did tht bt we all mke mistakes

lana: are u gna do a fake??????

lana: i think myb u shd dress the part 2. i'm jst gna say wht evryone in this gc ws thinking i've LITERALLY hd enough of evryone biting their tongue ovr this... beret 🥖💦

#lana jameson | viktor samuels #verse | la #muse | lana jameson #id like to specify tht this is literally not a gc. its a text frm lana to viktor alone. shes jst pretending they hv an audience #like theyre on a talkshow.

[strvwberryblcnde]

Prancing up to Viktor like some kind of demented hobgoblin set free from a curse, Lana didn’t have the cognitive awareness to realise she might be interrupting something, pupils plump as berries. “Hey, look what I stole from whatever weird thing they’re shooting in the Marge Whatever room,” she announced, lifting one of two bags of fake blood in such an excitedly scrunched fist that something popped, erupting over everything: Viktor’s shirt, Lana’s hand, a sizeable fleck on her chin. “Oh,” came with a startled blink, grin springing after her nose wrinkled. “That’s – um, I mean, way to make an entrance, I guess. Sorry, that kinda sucks. Wanted to give you both. Like, to stage a murder or something, pretend your guts plopped out. This – um…” trailed off, reaching out to discard the deflated remains into the cup of somebody standing by. Zoned in to the fiasco, she didn’t register how disgusted they were. “Do you wanna grab, like… a napkin, or? Is there napkins, here? I mean, I won’t lie, I don’t really know what to do here,” she blathered on, patting at Viktor’s shirt and only worsening the seep. “Wow, that’s super on there. Pretty… realistic. It’s –,” cut short with a blink elsewhere, red jogging something unwanted. She continued to chatter on autopilot, hand hovering like she didn’t know what to do with it, now, couldn’t acknowledge something so eerily familiar. “Kinda wanna wipe it on Cary Grant’s head. He smashed up the HQ and, like – God, I’m thirsty. Do you have a drink?” @mcrpheus​​

#lana jameson | viktor samuels #verse | lovell #muse | lana jameson #drugs tw #trauma tw #implied perhaps..